Tik Toks That Belong On The FBI Watch List

Yeah, oh what's up bro, it's nothing personal, huh? Starbucks in Western brother, count your days, what is this? They all put bacon everywhere, but my sandwich, bro, should look like a Jewish boy. Hey girl, now's a good time, oh yeah, someone just went broke. I entered my house, so I hid in the closet. But you're good, what's up? Hey, do you know how to treat a stab wound we used to get? Yeah, four times, but it was just a butter knife, bro. I was breathless like you. Completely dead, yeah they had to do CPR on everything, can you believe you're okay?

Anyway, it's so embarrassing that the EMT is so attractive. Do you want to say hello? These don't have enough, boy, he's got that. I don't know, thank you very much. thanks for being so dumb, tell me why I'm taking a nap and when I open my eyes all I see is this guy, do it again buddy, do what you were doing. I locked myself outside my apartment at least four more times. year, so these are some of my best hiding places for a spare key. The first and most obvious option is to hide it under your mat.

The next option is to keep it on a keychain with the other one. This can go in places in your bag pocket where you can. I definitely wouldn't lose it maybe under the mat the last and most effective place to hide your spare key is right in the keyhole that way you'll never lose it wait a minute isn't your bathroom this way because I have urine? and you better have some toilet paper on the seat, you better get off, he put that on, so my job gave me the best and worst five star hotel room today, okay, the big ass room in the city, but then look at this, did you wash your ass today, yeah?

Are you going to get in the pool or not? I mean, you just want me to get in the pool. Yes, we are in the pool. underwater I mean like you know I mean I don't want you to put your head under the water so I can put yours I'm becoming I feel my body changing I'm going through a metamorphosis deadlift I'm letting it hit because it's nature capricious My boyfriend finally let me stay alone at his house. I wonder what's here. He never lets me into his closet. Whore activated. Dad. Damn, Marquis, what the hell is going on, man, if they start a fire? with that porch I hope you put it out with the space between your teeth people who sleep on their back like you do where you put your arms because I tried to sleep on my back and I was literally lying in bed like this ABS show us what you got oh what It was never going to be you, it was never going to be you, it was never going to be you, so being so delusional and crazy like that is ridiculous, repeat that, say what you just said, no.

I don't think the dishwasher is running unless you don't. you are rinsing. How does this hurt? Not well? This hurts? No. I think our dishwasher is fine. So I want to suck cock. Put your cock in me. Hey, oh you. you're struggling you should try taking practical steps to improve oh uh no that's a thick block of cheese man what an idiot every day I wake up and hope you're dead dead like I could prepare myself you see the guy I graduated ago Five years and I still go to high school games. I'm not even going to lie.

I'm exhausted, so I'll let my other children raise you. Okay, actually, you're my favorite. I have taken a decision. I love you like I should have loved my others, but I'm not going to raise you just yet. You know, it's fair who's going to tell me that eating fatty foods actually makes your anxiety and depression worse, but did that stop me? for having a dead bird between two pieces of bread, I'll catch you hoes in the psych ward, good night, what do you mean, good night, or we'll go to Chick-fil-A and get us a milkshake or good night. just pause real quick what the hell is wrong with you? sex what sex am I going to hook up my sister keep me awake brother shut up did you file your taxes like I told you what are taxes brother where are you taking me open your eyes my look in this looks much more like the man with the ball I'm dead she's going to gas well warn someone look at this floor stinky pennies bathrooms amazing dope I'm so glad this gas station celebrates all of America's heroes like soldiers statues of soldiers Firemen, soldiers, Wizards and Bigfoot, can you imagine being a celebrity and then start to edit you and your high school EX talking about this time?

I miss them when they find out that where do I file a police report at whatever police station you were at? Okay, because you've stolen my heart, can I have your number? Okay man, I need you to go ahead and face the wall for me and put your hands behind your back, what the hell is that? Okay, come on man, that's too easy foreigner foreigner thank you thank you thank you and we'll take it to your house, my house, yeah, your house, we'll drive it there and park it overnight and then tomorrow, oh man, it's not my house, thank you very much, thank you for being so stupid. paper toilet paper that's right shorty what is this oh so thick smooth oh and creamy now this is how yogurt should be oh yeah who's a genius have you seen this scene this scene have you seen my genius genius oh oh can I get a small regular vanilla cone I can get like a bunch of napkins yeah, I'm really messy oh, thanks to you too, yeah, I know that makes sense, four sides, uh, rectangle too long to be a square, which is right doesn't feel bathroom They said it's inhumane hey bathroom I'm going to use you know we can't escape, we can't go out mom, if you eat this piece of pizza you won't get to heaven, we have a pork sandwich at the pool and caramel at 11:30.

Barbecue bros, you got milk, who do you think we're eating three large pizzas in a row? Kirby Bro thinks we're on to something yeah oh my god I can't believe it I can't believe it hello Halloween alien one thing about me is I'm gonna do it. I never understand directions oh you know how to get to my house to turn right on 36th and 4th what does that mean? Just send me your address, I'll enter it and follow a line. I'm not talking coordinate, you dare to eat the work of one man. Ratings are getting more and more ridiculous nowadays.

I mean, I have to have a year of autism. When you ask for some extra cheese, the mayor never tells you that you should smile more. Do it, but he uses all your teeth. You have to realize when the situation is too much. good to be true too good to be true how do you think i have chlamydia um excuse me what does this actually mean oh okay