Tik Toks I Watch Instead Of Sleeping

Hello friends, it's me, your favorite greasy hair youtuber, the best haircut I've ever had in my life. I haven't washed my hair since and today we're going to see some tic tocs, so this shirt is absolutely great, it's an optical illusion. shirt to make it look like you have melons even if you are flat the wavy lines will make it look like you have some milkers like look at this the illusion is crazy don't you believe me look at it on a boy whoa my boy smuggling some lemons down there well now we know that it really works, the whole team received the t-shirt.

I think you've seen enough people to know that the optical illusion really works, so I saw this tick-tock of him drinking a soda milkshake can. Lift him up really hard and then look at us, he just made a hole in the window. Soda really that powerful. What happens when you put mentos in there? You have a weapon of mass destruction. Should I try this so you don't have to? Oh, simply. it came out so easily break some glow sticks put it in his ears it can go up the nose it could go up the nose i'm a piranha if you're not uneducated to find nemo i'm a piranha it's that girl with a hat what was going on in her head when it hit I realized that I could do this like I could put the glow stick through my ear holes and into my nose holes and it stays using your holes.

That's great. I'm a little depressed, but these cats are like that. I'm going to go on my nose, oh this is so annoying and then your feet get stuck in the ropes, a minor inconvenience. I'm flirting with a random girl, but her voice is deep, what's up girl, how are you? Do you mean you're having a good day? That ass of my friend, literally built like a felt tip marker, walks into the barber, oh let me get the special marker, why would you want to look like a cone? You know the video is going to be good when it was filmed on a potato before this.

The guy could even react or do anything. Take a look at the infrastructure of my house. Very good, very good quality. Come on, oh my God, my God, what fell from the sky and on his head broke into three before my god could react, that's a strong one. that was pretty good, wait, you broke the wood chopping firewood that was for chopping firewood, you needed that, how would you cut more wood if you broke the wood chopping firewood, sir? Okay, that was pretty impressive and then you have to cut it in two, when your crush says he likes training me, it doesn't seem so hard now I wasn't even around bro, I know I could do this, did I do it?

I never knew I could make that skill sound good, you just did. I haven't even picked it up yet, um, same vibe, trees in America are kind of like a guy fresh off the branch, delicious, what's the bird doing, oh, he's smart, oh, he knows the cigarette is trash, you throw it in the trash, oh you're so polite you have a Nine to Five, put the trash away, put the coin in the slot and then when you're done put me back in the cage, how many seeds did it take to train him to do this? So this clip went viral on the news the other day. from this you know I was

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ing an episode of uh you where measles came up wait, wait, when did I mention measles?

I don't know, it was in you, what, what, it was in me, what are you talking about, right? What's written, even listening to what I'm saying is that I've never had measles. What's the matter? We never had it. We never had an episode of measles and vaccine. Is this a joke? I don't even know what you're talking about. It was your fault right now. She is contracting. I'm so upset, what do you mean it was my fault but he's talking about the show? Your song. I've never had raymond. I have never had measles. What are you talking about?

This is stupid. It was an episode of a show. Laura. Well, what is it called? you, you, his name is you, I've never made a show about me, so I totally give up, we have to get it, I give up, I called you on Netflix, there's a show called Loring on my Netflix, oh my god, there's a program called you can. Don't make this up anyway, there's another movie that has the same kind of energy, you got a tattoo, so what were you doing? No, oh friend, what does my tattoo say sweet? What's wrong with mine?

What does mine say? It is sweet. What's wrong with mine? Secondly, I finished cardio, where did it go? Nothing won't make you want it except this treadmill, literally, on a cliff, you fall, you die, cardio or death, uh, pretty much the same thing, so there you have it, when she's on her ipad, she might as well be up . on the moon she's in another world I'm trapped now be nice to me oh even if it's not my birthday oh take your hand off her this is very healthy you put the food raining on her ipad when she's honest she might as well be on the moon, okay armstrong, there's an argument, this guy set off the alarm, i learned all over the army, how do you do that with your mouth, ah, they did this tick tock in a secret place, leading them through a tunnel, where is everyone?

In Indiana Jones in real life the ceiling is getting narrower and narrower, aren't you afraid? Just

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ing this video makes me want to bend over. It seems illegal to see it. I wish my mind was this clear. This boy looked at this photo. They were like headphones oh this is so healthy it warms my cold heart I wish I was that healthy I would have looked at him and said dazzling rocket how do men expect us to act when we hear their cars whatever you're doing oh my god do you you listened? That six cylinder, oh my gosh, it sounds fast, its balls must be huge, you know, if I'm walking down the street, someone drives by with a loud car, I want you to know I want to hear it, what does mine say?

Sweet how to keep an idiot busy, baby, do you like my new Starbucks cup? Matches my earrings. If that's you, you better lower your tone when you talk to me. This has to be the funniest tic tac on the app. It says "Say less." silence three two one before mentos in a giant balloon of coke I'll make sure everyone goes down if it's going to explode it's okay wow how aggressive nothing happened when he poured the mentos so he had to make something happen he was very aggressive I have to ask her to tone it down be gentler with the bubble be gentler with the bubble bark at your dog excuse me sir all she did was bark he said that was very suspicious are you dark like me no He did not say anything.

Offensive to him, he didn't like that bark one bit POV, you're talking to your crush, right, peanut butter is so good, I can't believe he doesn't like it, yeah, I love peanut butter peanuts, like peanut butter on anything. Look, I have a photo. You just said you'd eat peanut butter from anything. So do you need a spoon or can you just use your tongue? OMG, it looks like a spoon with some peanut butter and the face filter. Wow, this is elegant. bagel chopper first you have to put the bagel in there and then cut it it's a guillotine to boil some of you have too much money but she's right all you need is a hand and a knife and I don't want it either nothing like a public The execution, decapitating your guy for breakfast makes it even more delicious.

The other day, a customer came up to me and said, Hey, I think she just treated that pitcher of water like it was boba tea, but healthy, she just takes a straw and stabs it. a jug i have never seen anyone do that you could do that with milk oh that was pretty good i never thought i would just drink straight from the jug with a straw stay hydrated my friends everyone drink enough water today oh this is your reminder, okay people can we relax, so they're just relaxing, we're dogs, can we relax, okay, I'll bring the puppy, okay, yeah, we can relax, actually just me and you, no, this little guy, get him out of here. use it in the other room damn i have a lot of work to do good luck that's the kind of motivation i need i need a mary mattress to wish me good luck really scary oh madison no that scroll was straight for the camera oh madison no like she started screaming, he started doing cartwheels, parkour, he just jumped off the camera, oh wait, this isn't crazy, oh no, he took his dog to the place with the silly mirrors and the dog doesn't know the difference between life real and the mirror, oh no.

Poor thing, poor thing, don't take it out, take it on the right path, I hope it escaped the maze, what does it say in your head? Can we play ridiculous? I can't read it, oh yes, read it, read your head, I can't, my eyes. They are bad, happy birthday, did you read it or did you guess it, what does it say in my head? I wanted his mom to say yes, dad, too bad, happy birthday, but anyway, that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed this video, comment below your favorite technology. talk and if you liked it, make sure to hit the like button and turn on notifications, click, click and subscribe to the wolf pack.

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