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This Isn't Funny!

This Isn't Funny!
me me tie me me me tie me be me tiny meantime meantime everybody Oh welcome back it feels like ages since I actually recorded

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series that beautiful intro oh ma delicious was animated by Bri pickled bruh pickle I now pronounce

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name but pretty pickled thank you very much that's an incredible intro petition to have it be meantime intro forever question mark I don't know please king of subnautica please but I am the king of subnautica how many people found subnautica through the wonders of the jacksepticeye variety channel where could have is king of five nights at freddys thing I don't care about that I don't care enough about five nights at freddys to want to take that subnautica subnautica good soap Nautica equals go ahead Evelyn Jack checks cat allergy oh you stopped me with a BB well actually you stabbed the allergy with a BB

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is something that's come up quite a bit too because everyone was worried when Evelyn moved in with me that bb's being a big fuzzy fur ball cat man would make me sneeze and cough and splutter all over the place I thought so too I thought that I had a cat allergy I hung around with Evelyn and BB a lot didn't really affect me so then I started questioning everything I thought about my cat allergy if it even was an allergy or if it was just dust from dirty cats either way BB has been living with us for a while he doesn't pay rent but he also doesn't make me sneeze or cough or anything like that so he's...
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right just to have a cat allergy or it wasn't severe or I got over it I don't know I have just seen the enlightened eyes of God and I'm very happy that I don't have to take antihistamines or struggle every day it's great now I have a little cat man running around and he's adorable

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cute little fuzzball look isn't he adorable huh now I can stick my face in him and give him kisses and nothing happens and it's wonderful gonna be on you want to be on camera no he want to go okay I guess some cuts aren't cut out for a life of stardom second attempt at getting Jack to see

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basically I edited all of his alter egos into Super Smash Bros it would really mean the world to me if he saw it oh okay what we got oh I need audio thank you boy Oh JJ doesn't say anything doesn't speak in the back oh that's awesome sorry if I forgot someone these are all I know no no you're good you got them all that was wonderful I love that jeez all my boys in one place altogether I know everyone keeps asking about the egos and when we're going to see more of them and stuff like that I am working on it I promise you I I'm trying to get everything in place I'm trying to make sure that the next stuff that I do with them is really good because I don't want to just fight them out and just do like little bits here and there I'll still do that but I need to make sure that it's going in the direction that I wanted to go in the next...
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time they show up but I have very very big plans for all of these characters it's absolutely crazy to me that some of them have only shown up like once and people still love them just as much all my boys if you don't know I wouldn't need these characters are you're gonna be very confused but hopefully I'll have stuff for you in the future or where it'll make a lot more sense but if you want to taste for what's to come go watch chase I hope another video just all-capital chase no it's not a Jojo reference go watch that video I I spent a lot of time and money on it even though it's very short but it really meant a lot to me and I loved that video so me trying to enjoy Sunday Monday damn that's relatable as heck right now well it's Monday as I'm recording

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so I already feel in it bro except I do YouTube is my job and we don't get weekends so every day it feels the same happy wheels number 102 now subnautica below zero again oh yeah yeah yeah it's been fun to record it again I like having something that sits on the channel and we we go through it together and it's not just like a one-off every time we actually have something continuous that's going on on the channel over and over again over the course of a couple of weeks and I missed that I said I'd wait for it to come out fully and then I went and just be a big dump did it anyway but I'm pretty happy about it cuz it's great Yongkang I'm hoarder...
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sweet mother of God having played a lot of untitled whose game I know how long it takes to do

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the amount of dedication that's needed to do

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and the amount of fear and anguish that you have wrought upon

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town I'm very proud Yongkang am proud the hunk earning is already underway in your world I'm very very happy about that now do it with the desktop goose that's hard mode my focus during a jacksepticeye video my focused at school that's that's really good me it's like my focus while watching thing I like if you like I relate more to the bottom one than the top one every now and then I'll hyper focus on something and I'll get my done usually it's YouTube videos but then even in the YouTube videos I can't do it I can't focus I just wanna slap the tits off myself but that would get you monetized and then I wouldn't be able to upload videos anymore and then even stinkier happy birthday shaunt fan art I made hope you guys like that's awesome people keep asking me as well what does 30 feel like how do you feel and I'm like man I feel amazing I actually do it's been great being 30 already I've had the time of my life so far Jesus let's let's get a closer look on

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bad boy sans I'd say the window looking at me record why is Sam outside Sam should be in there but yes

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is exactly how my setup looks it's a padded cell with two monitors and a screaming weirdo in the middle of it thank...
you very much super Potato Head

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is really nice thank you I have really appreciated keep up the good work your arts fantastic a happy birthday Shawn thanks for making our life so much better I hope you see

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and have a great day Congrats on becoming a boomer if you die in real life you die in Minecraft forever good meme but epic super gamer means also it's true you die in Minecraft it's all over jack swearing YouTube algorithm twenty-three point three million subscribers I've gone back and forth on it because it's one of those things that yes if you stop swearing your videos do better it's just a fact the more you swear the more chance you get for D monetization and I've sworn up a bloody murder since I've started YouTube and now it's at the point where I have so many videos with swears in them that it's pointless for me to even try I tried it for a while and the videos didn't really do that much better because I have so much other content on my channel where 99% of it is all swearing so I'm like dad fighting an uphill battle the algorithm either hates me or it loves me I don't know I'm just happy to be here some people do get hit very heavily though when they swear in their videos and it's certain swear words I could say all I want but there's a couple of others that if I say them mm-hmm the lights come on and daddy YouTube comes in with his belt humans were huh have you been doing jc+ gorillas happy birthday...
Shawn you inspire me to crane holy hell that's insane you absolutely nailed that style Neo Alex thank you so much that's really damn good as someone who loves gorillas and grew up listening to them and really really liked their style

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is really flattering to see amazing thank you so much happy birthday say goodbye to toilet paper what say goodbye to costly toilet paper yeah and say hello to anal medical bills that looks like you wouldn't have an ass left if after using that for about a week you sawed in half can I want to try it out though even though I know it's a joke and I know that it's not a real thing but I do like weird so hit me up twenty twenty me new year new me twenty nineteen meet 2018 me 2017 Oh sometimes it'd be like that gamers you're like yes start of the year gonna do it I'll try my best I'm gonna set up all these resolutions I'm gonna change my habits one weekend and not a damn thing has changed how about our new year's resolution for 2020 is to stop putting so much pressure on ourselves to be better all the time sometimes you just want to be the same sometimes you're gonna be a little worse that year but that's okay cuz there's another year that's gonna follow that look at me 2017 Oh stinker 2018 hell yeah 2019 yeah cool we did some fun stuff and then 2020 you think what's gonna happen next I don't know tune in next week but I'm very excited about

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year I think that a lot of...
cool stuff is happening new decade I turned 30 I have a lot of plans I have some stuff that I'm really excited to show you guys oh it's gonna be so good my nipples are gonna be hard 30 feels good yeah Ryan Reynolds himself actually Instagram commented on my post which is the wildest ever he's such a nice dude I love him I also can't believe that

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is the timeline that I live in where that happened can you believe that how crazy is that I'm not allow complaining about anything ever again life is too good life has given me more than I should have already it's at that point where I'm like what is the simulation gonna turn off and then we're all gonna be figured out that I'm just standing in the middle of a an empty void and you can see every other person on the planet it turns out the earth was flat all along but seriously

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is one of those moments where

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happened and I kind of sat and that when I made the 30 vlog I was kind of just reflecting on things and I start tearing up and everything cuz I was like man life is really damn good and all of it was that moment of clarity where I started to realize like all of

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like trivial things like all the things that whatever I'm not gonna get into it but like these tiny little things that all kind of built up that were kind agitated me and pissing me off and making me all boobs I started to realize like none of that matters why am I getting so worked up about

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so new year new me...
really seriously have you seen

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haircut it's not supposed to be like

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I just got out of a shower but you know what I'm sticking with it because I don't care anymore you can say what you want in the comments I'll just cry privately oh god no I thought that the I thought that the photoshopped one was bad now you're legitimizing it stop what the

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is so nasty also I cannot love him I want to mother him in

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house weird is good and we supported Jack uploading two videos a day will you please listen I'm not the Messiah his fans he is the Messiah welcome gamers it's been fun I said that I would upload two videos a day again when I start whenever I got the energy to do it and I don't know I've just been feeling really good lately and just powering through stuff and it's just been feeling really productive it's been awesome I've missed a couple recently coming back from LA and I'll probably miss a couple in the next week cuz VidCon UK is happening but that's absolutely fine because most people don't upload every day and the fact that I'm able to upload twice a day means that I have too much time on my hands no but it's been really fun it kind of takes in a weird way it kind of takes some pressure off because when you upload one a day or if you spend a long time doing one video for a certain period of time like one video a week or something like that it I put a lot of pressure on that then I put a lot of...
pressure on the video each day and then if that video doesn't do as well then it was like man I guess I have to try again tomorrow and then if that doesn't do well then it starts like with me and then I started to realize that everything I was I was thinking too much that way and that's a little too algorithm e2 you know too stinky so I decided to videos a day just go for it I don't even have time to think about anything I just go record the videos and go bro feels like the old days it feels fun to have all my energy back when you remember jack is red-green color blind you what is it I know I know that everybody likes to meme and I'm not memeing I'm looking at

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picture and I legitimately do not see anything in it if you don't see anything in it you might be red-green color blind as well get night what your hot job more is not what mile proton huh I think I see it now I think I see the eye the eye the ear yeah that's surprise Pikachu baby there's his mouth I nailed it I overcame it my eyes have gotten stronger one of these days I won't even need my glasses but that's not today I still need my glasses these that you could fool me trying to come into my subreddit and troll me and all my mild proton bros nah nah a stinky I'm onto you I'm gonna come to your house and I'm gonna de monetize your life was in the theme park in the Netherlands when I saw something familiar yes that was the picture uploaded from the efteling...
and those guys say pop you hear there it is the picture snow fox ice worm a piece of eating my snow fox like that didn't even eat it it's just glittered and broken nuts took him to the ice forever legend says it's still buried under the ice to

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very day you're damn right outlaw sloth I'll never get it back again also people then reminded me that if you just walk on the ice and the ice worms don't attack you I feel like sure to figure that out but then what the hell was the point as a snow fox wanna take it blast across the ice but every time I went anywhere with it the ice worm was like AA stinky no no Pope Oak Sean's children when daddy and mommy are both drinking angry juice and you just sit there learning a lot of no no words that's so goddamn sad I would never ever do that in front of my child ever I do swear a lot but I'd have the decency to not do it in front of my kid I've seen that happen and to some of my friends when I was kids when we were kids I guess and I would not like that again oh that's really cute that that can't actually make that face I don't even care you can Photoshop that all you a Photoshop cat's face is all you want I don't care they're adorable and super cute and I'm a cat dad now so every time I see a cat I'm like oh but I hope you all look like that right now because it is the end of meantime no don't cry gamers please the reason that epic sadness is because we had...
epic joy to begin with thing about that I'm not even 14 that really hurt that's gonna do it for me meemers and sweet maybe maybe dream e's saying anymore I hope you guys enjoyed

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video if you did slap a fat like and that bad and don't forget to go to the subreddit because that's where all of these memes come from and everyone has a great time and hangs out okay go there go there right now or I'm gonna smack you with

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I would never resort to physical violence it's just an imaginary hypothetical amount of physical violence to try and coerce you into doing the things that I want you to do huh you think about it I don't know what I'm saying anymore okay bye bye