This Isn't Funny!

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series. That beautiful, oh my, delicious intro was animated by Bri Pickled Bruh Pickle. I now pronounce

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name, but rather pickled, thank you. a lot that's an amazing intro request to make it in the meantime intro forever question mark I don't know please king of subnautica please but I'm the king of subnautica how many people found subnautica through the wonders of the jacksepticeye variety channel, where could i have done it? king of five nights at freddys thing I don't care about that I don't care enough about five nights at freddys to want to take that subnautica subnautica good soap Nautica it's the same go ahead Evelyn Jack checks the cat allergy oh you stopped me with a BB well, in You actually stabbed the allergy with a BB, this is something that also came up quite a bit because everyone was worried when Evelyn moved in with me that the fact that BB was a werecat with a big furry ball of fur would make me sneeze, cough and sputter all over the place. parts. place where I thought about it too.

I thought he had a cat allergy. I hung out with Evelyn a lot and BB didn't really affect me, so I started questioning everything I thought about my cat allergy, if it was even an allergy or if it was. just dirty cat dust anyway BB has been living with us for a while, he doesn't pay rent but he also doesn't make me sneeze or cough or anything like that so he's right about having a cat allergy or he was. It's not serious or I got over it. Don't know. I just saw the enlightened eyes of God and I am so happy that I don't have to take antihistamines and struggle every day.

It's great now that I have a little cat man running around. around and it's adorable, that cute little fluff ball look, isn't it adorable? Hey? Now I can stick my face in him and give him kisses and nothing happens and it will be wonderful, you want to be on camera, no he wants to go, okay I guess? some cuts aren't made for a life of stardom second attempt at getting Jack to watch this I basically edited out all of his alter egos in Super Smash Bros it would really mean a lot to me if I saw it oh okay what we got oh I need audio thanks boy Oh JJ no he says nothing he doesn't talk from behind oh that's amazing sorry if I forgot anyone this is all I know no you're not good you have them all that was awesome I love that jeez all my boys in one place.

I know everyone keeps asking about egos and when we see more of them and stuff like that, I'm working on it, I promise you I'm trying to put everything in its place. I'm trying to make sure the next things I do with them are really good because I don't want to just fight with them and do little things here and there. I still will, but I need to make sure it goes in the direction I wanted to go next time they show up, but I have very, very big plans for all of these characters. It's absolutely crazy to me that some of them have only appeared once and people still love them.

As for all my guys, if you don't know that I wouldn't need these characters you'll be very confused but I hope to have stuff for you in the future or where it makes a lot more sense but if you want a taste of what's to come go see Chase I hope another video just Chase in caps no it's not a Jojo reference go watch that video. I spent a lot of time and money on it even though it's very short, but it really meant a lot to me and I loved that video so I try to enjoy Sunday Monday, damn that's so relatable right now, well, It's Monday while I'm recording this, so I'm already sitting on it, bro, except I do.

YouTube is my job and we are not. The weekends come so every day feels the same happy wheels number 102 now subnautica below zero again oh yeah yeah yeah it's been fun recording it again. I like to have something that's on the channel and we go over it together and it's not just like a one-time thing every time we have something ongoing that happens on the channel over and over again over the course of a couple of weeks and I missed it. I said I'd wait for it to come out complete and then I went and it's just going to be a big dump, I did it anyway but I'm really happy about it because it's cool Yongkang I'm more of a hoarder sweet mother of God having played a lot of games Without a degree, I know how long it takes to do this, how much dedication it is.

I needed to do this and the amount of fear and anguish you have caused in this city. I am very proud of Yongkang, I am proud that profits are already underway in your world. I'm very, very happy that you now do it with the desktop goose. that's the hard mode my concentration during a jacksepticeye video my concentration at school that's really good for me it's like my concentration while watching something I like if you want I identify more with the bottom guy than the top guy from time to time when I will really focus on something and do it, it's usually YouTube videos, but even on YouTube videos I can't do it, I can't concentrate, I just want to slap myself, but that would make you monetize and then I would do it.

I won't be able to upload videos anymore and then even more stinky, happy birthday, Shaunt fan art. I hope you like it, that's amazing. People keep asking me too what 30 feels like, how do you feel and I'm like, man, I feel amazing. It's been great to be 30 now. I've had the best time of my life so far. Jesus, let's take a closer look at this bad boy. I would say that the window is looking at me. Record why Sam is outside. Sam should be there, but. yes this is exactly what my setup looks like it's a padded cell with two monitors and a screaming weirdo in the middle thank you so much super Potato Head this is really nice thank you I really appreciate it keep up the good work, your arts are fantastic.

Happy birthday Shawn, thank you for making our lives so much better. I hope you watch this and have a great day. Congratulations on becoming a boomer. If you die in real life, you die in Minecraft. It's always a good meme, but epic super gamer means it's also true that you die in Minecraft is about Jack saying bad words YouTube algorithm twenty-three point three million subscribers. I've gone back and forth because it's one of those things that yes, if you stop swearing, your videos perform better, it's just a fact, the more you swear, the more opportunity you have for monetization D and I've sworn a damn murder since I started YouTube and now it's at the point where I have so many videos with bad words that it doesn't make sense for me to even try.

I tried for a Meanwhile, the videos really weren't much better because I have a lot of other content on my channel where 99% of it is bad language, so I'm like dad fighting an uphill battle, the algorithm either hates me or loves me. I don't know, I'm just happy to be here, although some people get hit hard when they say bad words in their videos and there are certain bad words that I could say all I want, but there are a couple of others that I do say mm- hmm the lights come on and daddy YouTube comes in with his belt the humans were huh you been doing jc+ gorillas happy birthday Shawn you inspire me to crane holy hell that's crazy you absolutely nailed that look Neo Alex, thank you very much, that's really good? someone who loves gorillas and grew up listening to them and really liked their style.

It's really flattering to see it amazing. Thank you so much. Happy Birthday. Say goodbye to toilet paper. What to say goodbye to expensive toilet paper? Yes, and say hello to anal medical bills. It looks like you wouldn't have a butt if after using it for about a week you cut it in half. I want to try it even though I know it's a joke and I know it's not a real thing, but I like it. weird so call me twenty twenty me new year new me twenty nineteen meet 2018 me 2017 Oh, sometimes it would be like that, players, you say, yes, start of the year, I will.

I will do the best I can. I'm going to establish. With all these resolutions, I'm going to change my habits one weekend and nothing has changed. How about our New Year's resolution for 2020 is to stop putting so much pressure on ourselves to be better all the time? Sometimes you just want to be the Same thing sometimes you're going to be a little worse that year but that's okay because there will be another year that will follow that look at me 2017 Oh stinky 2018 hell yeah 2019 yeah cool we did some fun things and then in 2020 you think what is going to happen next.

I don't know, tune in next week, but I'm really excited about this year. I think there are a lot of interesting things happening in the new decade. I turned 30. I have many plans. I have some things I'm very excited to show off. Guys, oh, it's going to be so good, my nipples are going to be hard. 30 feels good, yes. Ryan Reynolds himself actually commented on Instagram on my post, which is the wildest one ever. He's such a nice guy. I love him. I also can't believe this is the timeline I live in where that happened, can you believe how crazy it is that he doesn't let me complain about anything anymore?

Life is too good. Life has given me more than it should. It's already at that point where I feel like. Will the simulation turn off and then we'll all realize that I'm standing in the middle of a void and you can see every other person on the planet? Turns out the Earth was flat the whole time, but Seriously, this is one of those moments where this happened and I sat down and when I did vlog 30 I was reflecting on things and I started crying and all because I was like man, life is really very good and all.

It was that moment of clarity where I started realizing all of this, trivial things, like all the things that I'm not going to get into, but like these little things that added up and kind of agitated me a little bit. and getting pissed off and getting all titty I started to realize that none of that matters why am I getting so nervous about this new year, new me, really seriously, have you seen this haircut? It's not supposed to be like that. I just left. of a shower but you know what I'm left with that because I don't care anymore you can say whatever you want in the comments I'll just cry in private oh god I didn't think he thought the photoshopping was bad Now you're legitimizing it, stop what it is so disgusting.

Besides, I can't love him. I want to be my mother in this house. Weird is good and we support Jack by uploading two videos a day. Could you listen? I am not the Messiah, the fans of him. He is the Messiah, welcome players, it has been fun. I said he would go back to uploading two videos a day when he started whenever he had the energy to do it and I don't know, I've been feeling really good lately and I'm making progress. things and I've felt really productive, it's been amazing. I missed a couple recently coming back from LA and I'll probably miss a couple next week because VidCon UK is happening, but that's absolutely fine because most people don't upload videos. every day and the fact that I can upload videos twice a day means that I have too much free time, no, but it's been a lot of fun, it's taken in a strange way, it takes some of the pressure off because when you upload one a day or if you spend a lot of time making a video over a certain period of time, like one video a week or something like that, I put a lot of pressure on that, so I put a lot of pressure on the video every day and So if that video doesn't do as well, then It was like man, I guess I have to try again tomorrow and then if that doesn't work, then it starts with me and then I started realizing that everything that was, was.

Thinking too much that way and that's too much e2 algorithm, you know, it sucks too much, so I decided to record videos per day, just do it. I don't even have time to think about anything. I'm just going to shoot the videos and go, bro, it feels like the old days, it feels fun to get all my energy back when you remember that Jack is red and green colorblind. What is it? I know everyone likes memes and I'm not making memes. I'm looking at this photo and you legitimately don't see anything in it if you don't see anything in it you might be red-green colorblind and you also stay up at night what's your most important job isn't what proton mile huh I think I see it now I think I see the eye the eye the ear yes that's surprise Pikachu baby there's his mouth I nailed it I got over it my eyes have gotten stronger one of these days I won't even need my glasses but that's not today I still need my glasses these ones for me you could cheat trying to get on my subreddit and troll me and all my soft proton brothers nah nah stinky.

I'm over you. I'm going to come to your house and I'm going to demonetize your life I was in the theme park in the Netherlands when I saw something familiar, yes that was the image uploaded from the efteling and those guys say pop, you listen there, it's the image of the worm of ice from the snow fox, a piece of eating my snow fox like this, he didn't even eat it, they just shine and are broken nuts. took him to the ice forever legend says he is still buried under the ice to this day you are absolutely right you lazy outlaw I will never get him back and people reminded me that if you just walk on the ice and the ice worms Don't attack you, I'm sure I'll understand, but then what's the point of a snow fox wanting to blast through the ice, but every timetime I went somewhere with him, the ice worm was like AA stinky, no, no, Dad?

Oak Sean's kids, when mom and dad are drinking juice angrily and you sit there learning a bunch of words, no, no, that's so sad. I would never do that in front of my son. I swear a lot, but I would have done it. the decency of not doing it in front of my son. I've seen that happen and with some of my friends when I was a kid when we were kids, I guess and I wouldn't like that again, oh, that's so cute, that can't really make that face. I don't even care, you can use Photoshop, that's all you want with Photoshop.

A cat's face is all you want, I don't care. You're adorable and super cute and I'm a cat dad now so every time I see a cat I think oh but I hope they all look like this right now because it's the end of the meantime no don't cry players please. The reason that sadness is epic is because we had epic joy to begin with. The fact that I'm not even 14 years old hurts me a lot. That will do it for me. I slapped a fat like and that's how bad it is and don't forget to go to the subreddit because that's where all these memes come from and everyone's having a great time and hanging out okay go there go there right now or I'll give you a slap.

With this I would never resort to physical violence, it's just an imaginary hypothetical amount of physical violence to try to make you do the things I want you to do, hey, think about it, I don't know what I'm saying anymore, okay? bye