This E-Bike Will Run on BLOOD

build a motorcycle might even have a shrimp steamboat primitive technology great youtube channel last year if you saw we did a primitech parody we're doing another one

this

year and we're brainstorming well what's another way silly and interesting in which we can take our vfx? Magic for that genre. What are we building today? For some reason, Clint rides a mini

bike

in his underwear. He is stuck. What can I say? What if I'm making a mini

bike

to outrun zombies once again? Another match made in heaven, originally we were going to take a little mini gas powered bike, throw some bones and straw on there and call it a day and lo and behold, next week, boom, the guys from Super 73 come to our studio and say : "Hey, we want." You catch these mini bikes, they're electric and they say, oh yeah, by the way, if you need a custom mini bike for a video, we'll help you build any because we like your videos, oh, hey guys, oh, what's up?

These are great. It took me a second to take it all in. It's like that right in the middle of the level, where it doesn't look like a motorcycle, but it has that feel and that frame design that makes you feel like you're riding a motorcycle. You don't have to get your license, you don't have to get insurance, it's immediate, you know, instant gratification, it's a mini electric bike, everything

will

be fine, we have to turn one of these guys into a primitive bicycle, which means that We must make it seen. as if it were made of primitive materials, we need them to make us a simplified version that doesn't actually have pedals or chains.

I think what we'll do is start with your basic frame, here, your battery, etc. pieces of bamboo hitting them everywhere because something very important

will

go there, which will be our primitive clay steam engine no, maybe not steam, it's the bamboo pistons, you know what, to be determined, it's primitive, now tomorrow we can get on the Get on the phone with them and hopefully they'll trick us into a primitive bike. I think today we'll go with a bamboo finish. I'm tasked with writing Prim Tech 2, which I'm very, very, very excited about, it's something Sam and I collaborated on last year on

this

one we want to take it to the next level we're going to build a motorcycle it might even have a built in shrimp vaporizer in the engine just a little snack, you know, don't get my hopes up, man I know, man, it's going to be a long process to build a bike to build a combustion engine.

You will need some type of fuel source. The idea now is that you have a zombie press and you crush these little zombies. some kind of reusable power source, so I have to write the video that we were supposed to start filming this next week. I was hoping to have this idea basically written by Tuesday and it will be tomorrow, it will be Friday. It's always about writing. I'm always trying to improve as a writer and it's the hardest part, man, it's the hardest part not only because it's a lot of work but because you're building a puzzle, constantly putting it together and taking it apart and the best videos.

I think I always go through this process now. I'm going to spend about three hours writing this script, so the last Prim Tech video we did managed to do quite well, so we're doing another one and Clint has taken it seriously and thinks. The core of that was the fact that he was in his underwear the whole time, so he went all out and wore nothing but underwear on the last day riding this thing and I really don't think that's what you should be . dressing in an office environment like this, it's like trying to like working on a video about water and Mary is standing there in her underwear, so you know what I thought.

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Now that our recipe is ready, it's time to craft with these ingredients and shape our clothes and of course we have to add the string to tie it all together oh it worked, did you make a knife? We have to open it, can you at least talk now, not until I see the clothes? I said guys, look, I'm not going to wear pants unless I can do the splits. in them, hopefully, they listened to me and I can do the divisions in these paintings. Is this a military vest? Did you really get a suit, trench coat, dude, oh man I'm depressed, it always has a hood? first shirt, oh I got excited, look most of my wardrobe is like a merch room or cinnamon for t-shirts so it's nice to have some nice formal things.

I'm a big fan, like the slim fit design, you know? now really doors I'm really a small town they're actually not bad these aren't magnets I can stretch these things in the ultimate test here we go here we go I work I can do the splits on these things, dude, yeah, yeah, yeah, guys, yeah they're trying to get a bomb drop, they can do it because that's the closest camera, so the broker and Bombfell did a little dealer every day, we got them 25 off their own bomb drop. go to bombfell go to bobville.com broker team so it's b-o-m-b-f e-l-l.com broker team and get 25 off your first bombfell purchase.

Are we doing it like this? Yeah, regardless, this is my idea to let you know you're talking about having a zombie. Press right, a zombie, which zombie press to get oil for everything, you press the zombies' oils to fuel your internal kombucha engine. Imagine this right, you have like your cylinder and then you have like your filter layers, all your different filters. and it has a crank you pull the crank and it pushes the thing now it's a crank you throw the zombie stakes in there from the first video oh yeah oh we turned them into the stakes first we took the snakes. from the first video, put them on the crank, it does that like the espresso that you showed me, where you can mount that on the side of the bike and you have it like with a little dustpan on the ground so you have your bamboo. poles in the front that blow up the zombies and you poop fillets, some of them are collected in the dustpan and you sell them like it's a car, a motorcycle that runs on car fuel, it's part of the bike, okay, that's my idea, that's Clint's crazy idea.

I have a couple of ideas about this, I think he wants to try to put it in a video, which I really don't think is very practical or a good use of our time because Think about the world of primitive technology, people are used to digesting individuals. it's built off of this as basically the same camp, so anyway I think if we split them into multiple videos, people will be able to follow the builds a little better if the result of the first video is the motorcycle and the result of the second video it's the motorcycle this is just you're doing the same thing twice so yeah I understand the second video is not actually about the bike the second video is about the press and the bike is the reason for the press which one is the reward?

The reward is the giant. press system like the meat harvester, it's like a press here that has a lever here and a thing here and then a giant thing falls out and then the guts fill up and they get trapped like little things and they slip out and run in and then it uploads something and mixes it, you know, and then it drips fuel into a gas tank and also gives us more ability to play, you know, if we have other ideas about things we want to do, there's not this big expectation of making a video 20 minutes long where we build five different things and it's like this whole story comes together, it's like we can break it down into digestible videos that people can watch for five minutes at a time, I feel like it's fighting the format a little bit to deal with. to do it all in one video.

That's the reward: you see everything working and then you use it on the bike. Yeah, I like the image of this going on this giant thing, three separate. liquid zombie

blood

going down into a pipe refinery, I mean, it's a refinery, it's like a press and a refinery, yeah, building a zombie

blood

refinery, yeah, okay, that makes sense, that makes sense, that idea of two videos makes sense, this already has a nice big shelf. ready to go that's part of it and we just need the bar regardless both bikes need to be modified of course yeah I like this one because it's a little bigger and it already has some of the features we're looking for and it HE.

I understand that it is a problem and this is a problem that you can cover with some sheets. Our call is at 1:30 again, but your guys call at 1:30 to talk about getting a custom bike for this project and seeing if they can basically take this thing off. come down and install a feature or two for us, you guys talked a lot when you were here like anything you guys want we'll do it yeah we can make you a custom one blah blah I think you can do it and they. They'll be able to tell us what they can do, but I don't know their schedule, yeah, okay, so we got on the phone with them and gave them our game plan that eliminates taking the pedals off the bike and getting a custom paint job. applying a higher horsepower non-stick legal engine, installing an accessory bar and maybe extending the frames, removing all the unnecessary electronics, like the headlights and stuff like that, fenders, etc., they're definitely all down, so I'm very excited , but with the The conversation is a little unfortunate button and it's that they just moved as offices and they didn't expect us to call them back in a week and get it right, we have an idea and we need your help and they're still moving .

In their new location, their manufacturing shop is not complete, basically, Ian said: Yes, this all seems doable and how long do you want to shoot with this, I'm going for two weeks. He says: ah, okay, yeah, I don't know. We'll see if we can do it, if this works it'll be a really cool video and if it doesn't work well you'll have to wait and see what we did or how we figured it out. Do you have to keep that safe? Friend, that is getting into the error of