These Porkchops Caused a Civil War

Someone is trying to steal my base. We came up with a plan to trick Wreck and steal the precious golden apple from him. Give me one good reason not to kill you right now. All my things were stolen, but an alliance I never saw coming was about to change. everything and win this war. He had just lost all the blocks he had due to the secret base war. Things were escalating quickly and I honestly didn't know how far they were going to go, but now I had no supplies to prepare or protect myself. and he knew that if he didn't get them back it would be game over.

My only option was to try to make peace with the same enemy that started this war. Can I get my things back? So I'm trying to think how can I want my base back? Do I want Steve back if you don't want her back? Alright. I mean, I'm still finding new and secret areas within the base. This was true because remember when Rec killed me after the boss stole the apple. I spawned, got a little lost and found this really weird secret area that I'd never seen before and apparently none had vandalized, what do you mean one I built?

Yes, can you show me for sure and you're not like leading me into a trap no no no no you didn't build this I didn't build this I'm not capable I have nothing to build with you didn't build this you didn't really build this I didn't build this so that left the question who did it because remember if we don't know who built this secret area we can't evict them, which means they could use squatters' rights to steal the base from both of us. Luckily Rick and I are a pretty good team when we put our minds together and also maybe a little paranoid, I don't think they really did Redstone optimally, ah no they didn't, I'll tell you what branzi, that might be the key, wait, wait, it's very interesting that they built their jeb door with a delay of four ticks and not two ticks it's slower than normal follow me brandy follow me do you know why we're here why we're here uh it's the skills area I don't have idea why we are here Have you seen Siv's latest video?

He has a secret door right here. We're trapped. You want to press the button. Alright. Okay, if these times are set to four, I think Civ has done that. The times are set to four. Here, branzi, friend, you are. the best you're the best you're the best detective on the server but that wasn't all the evidence we found cooked pork chop that's interesting that's interesting you know what I picked up when we were fighting when you killed me before and pork chops boss not pork chops cooked pork oh you really did it, it's been staring me in the face the whole time housewarming gift love civ and boss sivan boss those two have been working together in the lower center and that was the birth of the deadliest alliance in the recording of the history of this server and now had the common goal of finding out who was really behind this new secret base, let's call it base could have some replay mods and as we had previously agreed that replay mod was fair game for war, we reviewed hours of footage we had to try to catch the culprit in the app, unfortunately, although whoever was building this.

He was smart or at least smart enough not to work on the base while we were on the server. Luckily, we saw that between two of my clips someone had made progress on building the base, which meant all we had to do was find out who he was. online in the 26 hour time span between those two clips and Wreck thought of a way to make that contact, lucid, has access to the log file he had sent us a few minutes later, but it still wasn't a game match . Because we still needed to examine hundreds of lines of logs, not only to see who had been online, but also what they had been doing, this gave us a list of suspects and since Civ didn't even work during that time, it was gone. one of them and rec and I realized that in order for any culprit to make a little progress on base We estimated that it would take at least 30 minutes of server time to immediately eliminate the iconic blue jay, as he was only online for about 20 minutes and even though he was online, he seemed to be distracted by learning how to trade with villagers and fight. a dragon, there wasn't enough time to work on base x, but rek and I were looking for someone not only with enough time but also enough copper to build base A big project to prepare for and just a few minutes later someone has copper for sale.

Unfortunately I don't have much, where are you? Secret project. I have some copper for you, so the skills in mayu are working on big and secret projects and in tigre. he has enough copper he can sell, that means we had three suspects left and just as Rick and I were arguing about our suspects, this happened, so whose face is it? Good question, that's my base, here we go, we're trying to decide what the fuck. It just happened, I mean, if that wasn't the most suspicious thing I've ever seen in my life, then I wouldn't be a very good detective.

Was that Mayu's way of admitting her guilt and reclaiming the base or was she just ruining the process? look at a squirm, we needed hard evidence of the culprit based on x, but how could we do it? We had exhausted our replay mod footage and rerouted every line on the server line, it seemed like we were so close to solving this case but there was no way to prove who did it and as the culprit had made no progress based on x in days, we knew our window was probably closed to catch them in the act and then I couldn't believe the skills only logged in for a minute. but I caught him red-handed at base I miss the base.

I didn't know who had put these soldiers here or why the squatter had left them to kick me off the base. A supporter left them as an army to help me defend my property and if I didn't have another? The group entered the chat to try to claim this base for themselves. I had no answers, but I suddenly realized that this space was now the most sought after commodity on the server and even if I managed to hold this base, I couldn't defend it. I did it on my own when I met with Wreck to tell him about his abilities and show him the invading army.

He finally revealed his plan to get revenge on the boss for stealing Steve. I'm going to trap his bed so that every time he generates a piston. he just pushes it into the void and then the cycle repeats and repeats, so this is the only place here where they could spawn and they would sit here, they pushed them over and under this block. I broke the void, I was conflicted, I mean, I had just cleared the boss's name so he wouldn't betray me and we had a long history of scamming together, but I knew that if I was going to have any part of this space at the end of the war I was going to to need Rex's help, so I agreed. help, but I had one condition: if I'm going to betray him, I'm going to need some things and I mean a lot of things, rick, I need about 54 shulkers of things, all your things, because then I don't need them yet.

I even really love Steve a lot, you know, I'd rather have the deed to the base, okay, I'll tell you who has the deed, okay, it'll be a fair deal, so, I guess I built the trap, well, wreck, I built a trap and in In a way I just got in the way a little, it was time to put Rex's plan into action. My job was simple: get the boss to set up his spawn and get it out of the base so Wreck could build the trap, but while I was convincing him to set up his spawn, I actually accidentally set mine up too, meaning that if I rec catches both beds and betrays me to finally recover the deed from his base, the game would end again, it was too late to go back, okay, okay, the main thing we had to do was build a stasis chamber that was like a close recon pull pole, obviously, that doesn't really work well, because apparently, as you can see, I'm not a big player, I don't care, don't do that, why else, okay.

We should have seen it coming, this was the moment of truth, Shipwreck was going to betray me and take back the base to my pleasant surprise. It turns out that Rex's desire for revenge meant more than just trapping me for the fact of his base. I think I've caught you, can you really catch a squid? It's more of a cultivation thing, but okay, do you want us to say that we are cultivating you right now? That would mean that it would really make me feel valued, so I would like to accept, this is it. It's just a big deal for me to gloat, right, I feel a lot better now about the trauma you

caused

me, boss, it feels good to return the favor, so unless you have something else to say, brandy, I vote, I we let out and in all the excitement I almost forgot about my stolen things, the chest should have been here so we just have to dig this way and then this way it's around here somewhere just start digging.

I'm fine, we were like, wait, we were so far away, yeah, here's all your stuff. but now who has my role that my friend would be z really uh well I'm going to unpack my things where you're going to put them is the question do you have as much right to the space as I do right now that's true that's like that's a good point all this betrayal and mind games came first it was for the sleepover I wasn't invited I wanted to go back to the top I had my things I had a beautiful base and I had all my friends supporting everyone I was happy and at peace if I wanted to end my episode by getting the deed , should I steal it from ZL like now?

Well apparently I underestimated Rex's bloodlust and he'll probably kill me too for lying to him so I you're devious I love that I love that I have the copper house ink and a roommate and a roommate and a friend this sounds like a cheesy ending to a video