These "As Seen on TV" Cooking Gadgets SUCK

It's okay, it's as simple as shaking it. Hey guys, don't use this to play dirty please, it doesn't even fit in the microwave at this gay stand, you spit on one of these, it's human saliva, there you go, leave them there, there's a little friend in this store, what's up? well, um, yeah, the scrambled eggs just exploded. Holy, it looks mixed up. egg, that's it though, yeah, there you go, eeew, that's a nasty texture, a little rubbery, okay, it works, again it's more useless crap, the whites didn't finish, I mean how hard is it to find egg in a frying pan exactly? are you trying to solve problems for things that don't exist, they don't have problems, this one looks good, it was just a normal broken egg, you want some sauce, yes, I love sauce, oh, what sorry, look at this, make a cup, it's the Chad himself has, the same thing, Chad has made an egg that looks identical to the ones with a thousand plastic parts, in fact, it looks more appetizing, yes, it looks better, this is where you can save it.

Oh, look, look at this, it looks like a small egg. with glasses that were put there, can we sell this as a pin? I think you could hey, what's up guys? Full shirts, they just made this as a limited edition pen pin, you make one that says, like you see at the end, what are these crazy people, oh no. Like, this is a pin, let's take a look at the next one. I couldn't find the English ad for this. Okay, you make spaghetti with zucchini or something. It's the super Gilletti. It's in German. No, it has a small egg.

He has glasses. How are you still getting this? What am I getting zucchini? So if you push this, you should put it there. Go tell us what you're doing. I do not know what I'm doing. Okay, okay, this is maybe the best wow, that's really easy, that's actually amazing, okay, this does something that no other product is going to do. You can't do this without a machine, what's that movement with dogs? Kiss with the spaghetti lady where she really tastes nice. Well, this time I'm using a different attachment, buddy, you're making carrot spaghetti that's sick, just put it in the salad, yeah, that's really amazing, Max, turn it off, okay, let's move on to the next one, making perfect pancakes.

Impossible, they stick together and when you try to turn them over, they fold and fall. This isn't the silly infomercial stuff, just place the fantastic twist in a preheated pan, drop in the batter, and let them brown. Now just pick it up and flip it, that's it, serve them as you like. family and watch them magically disappear you should make a joke about the family serve them to your family and watch them magically disappear add chocolate the family is disappearing yes, yes, I can't work from a pre-written script, okay, let's try it with pancakes here's the prologue do that thing where they know where the hot dog is yeah that's what I'm looking for what are we doing with this again?

Oh, okay, have you

seen

the yolk of this egg? Missing thanks. Let me look again. In this, it is completely curved towards the middle because we don't have the same container of the correct size, even that won't help, is it upside down? Maybe not, that's how it's about to go, yeah, it's sad, it's just dripping everywhere, yeah, let's see. What happens if I let it go? Yeah that looks good man we'll put some gamer sups on this look at that this

suck

s we got a twist here we go yeah there we go low keto that kind of work if it was everywhere. otherwise, wow, higher, man, he fell, what is this?

Potato express. Everyone loves delicious baked potatoes. Data. That is fast. That is fast. She spits, but

cooking

them in the oven takes 45 minutes. Five that

suck

s. It's so long. I can tell by the big red cross. on the screen that's bad that sucks featuring papa express papa express could you grab them they're there that's a bag man just grab the bags they're behind you the quickest and easiest way to cook perfect baked potatoes in just four minutes four minutes that's it actually pretty good, just slide the potatoes into the potato expresso, it feels like a bag, close your mouth and take your potato and it has lots of warnings on the back, don't microwave it for more than four minutes If it comes out raw, leave it.

It doesn't microwave without food, but with an egg, yes, I think it's a Chinese typo without food, how did they do it, they wrote it without with an x, okay, four minutes in the microwave, my legs hurt feet, that sounds like my washing machine, okay, we're done, that was good, man, we got the bag of potatoes, no, that's hard as a rock, it looks like a potato, this one was made without the bag, it looks a little drier Like the advertisement, but it is softer, I prefer to eat this. that the one that came out of the bag last brother product all day has been built is and the wheel to conquer your horizons that sucks well listen to the clearance this is the trick this is the slogan but it's good to know that we still have our Claws that sucks, let me be clear, the end of this video is Chad is going to pick up some chicken with plastic scissors, let's go get the cake, okay max, I'm oodie from League of Legends in my naked form, edit that, bring me the chicken. oh, it got small and then loads of bears form sound effects, okay, here it is, uh, chicken culture, sir, ah oh, this is stripping the chicken, what's the point of these?

They're so much fun to play with, do you want one, no, thanks for looking, ah, I'll continue. stabbing myself thanks for watching guys, did we even check any of these properly? Hello, welcome to the cold ones, this show sucks. Remember that little egg character. I made him a pin, the one that says. What are you saying? What's the pin that says? You're going to love my name, he's a nun, thanks for watching me push like they really had a fight.