THERE'S ONLY ONE RIGHT ANSWER | Would You Rather

Ladies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to Would You Rather? It's been a long time since I made one of these videos. They lose it? I miss him. I miss the simpler times. I just recorded one of these and it's been a long time. It's been a long day I want something nice and easy to just sit relax get some dilemmas out of the way make us feel good about situations

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some ridiculous questions I'm down here now I'm just going to do the episode down here, the first one asks us if you'd prefer me to hanging off the edge of a cliff or being forced to speak in public now that I have the benefit of and have never been dying off a cliff.

I have the benefit of having done a I've done a lot of public speaking at the moment, if you didn't know I did a little world tour called Jacksepticeye, how to get here, live show, comedy, world tour, do you have 90 minutes to go over it? By the way, the documentary is still being made. I know many of you are wondering if it will eventually come out. I just don't have a definitive date yet, but I hope it will be early this year, but being able to be forced to speak in public is not that difficult at least for us.

In reality, speaking in public has never been more difficult, maybe it is because I have I've been talking to a lot of people who watch the channel, that makes it a lot easier, but I

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never want to be hung off a cliff, they could probably shoot me with a taser. in two testicles and I

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still like more this would be horrible I hate Heights and you see a million people agree with me because I am very intelligent and I know what I'm talking about if you don't agree with me that then what are you going to do about it come into the comments write me something angry eh I see you yes forty seconds the video goes up and someone didn't like who that is who does that I haven't even said about it I'm very curious because every movie you see replaces the main role with Nicolas Cage oh mom, every Sony here is performed by Nickelback oh Nic Cage one hundred percent why would you want Nickelback to do all the songs?

Look, one improves and another degrades this. It's an improvement to have each movie. Imagine seeing Jurassic Park and the T-Rex on Nicolas Cage's face. Would you

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no one stop urinating for the rest of your life or cry non-stop for the rest of your life? That tells you? that I am no longer crying non-stop I feel that peeing non-stop would be very distracting and very difficult to manage, let's face it, there is

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so much liquid, let's get down to a little science, can we pee how much? Liquid comes out, eh, sometimes, yes, why are you crying?

How much does it cost even more? That's sad. I hope you're well. I think it would be much easier to live with tears coming out of my eyes than peeing all the time. I couldn't do anything if I was peeing all the time I was crying all the time people just look at me funny I think there's wind in my eyes or I think I got a really bad phone call y'all pee love and weirdos peeing is okay but no It's very good for most of life, okay, the sentence is formed badly in the mouth next time, make a better mouth for the rest of your life, would you

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eat each meal mixed carefully from a narrow sauce, oh mama mia, pizzeria, drink every drink mixed with four loko?

I don't know what Four Loko is, first of all, you spelled it wrong because apparently it's L ok, oh, and now you're making me look like a fool, ah, so it's an alcoholic beverage, an alcoholic beverage, as one might say yes , I will do that. I have it I have a four loko I feel quite in love tonight this packaging by the way is an assault on my eyeballs I'm going to every meal mix carbonara sauce let's do it Oh a spicy meatball I'm starting to bring the blue back into the discussion , you didn't see how much he had to mix up now.

I don't want to have to drink alcohol with every drink I have, that means even if I exercise and I thirst for water forever of ishka that would mean I have to drink four loko every time I don't want that I want carbonara sauce in my veins in my blood I want to be half Italian would you basically prefer to reach your ideal salary or reach your ideal weight well, fortunately I have gone much further than what I thought my ideal salary should be. I've been very, very lucky in that sense, but I'm not at my ideal weight, okay, Christmas is hard, it's winter, okay.

It gets really dark here in England, it gets dark around 4pm. and I can't go it's like doing anything and I hate it, what else am I supposed to do other than sit on the couch, watch shark tank on Netflix, drink a good beer and eat lots of snacks? Well, I like it, it's my consolation. Leave me alone. I am trying to improve. I started exercising again recently. I hope everything will be all

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. 69% good. Also, yes, many people in the world do not have their ideal salary. It's a little ridiculous, the proportionality kind of thing. distribution of wealth in the world, if you believe I read something today that one hundred and sixty-two billionaires have the equivalent of half of humanity's wealth, this is equivalent to half of humanity's wealth in 162 billionaires, that's crazy.

Would you rather be a jury or go to work what job I love my job I have a great job I feel like people who don't want to go to work don't like what they do I love what I do my job It's amazing how people out there look because of their dream job because they don't have to pay well, it would be great if you could get the job you love to do and it pays well, but be better, boom that's mom sphaghetti, but it seems like everyone just complains about the job. I know not everyone is lucky enough to be able to do the job they love, but I hope a lot of you can because it would suck.

I remember doing a job that I didn't even do for a long time and I hated it. I like routine because I like to get into a routine and I like things to go the way they should, but I like to wake up at 8am. every day and go to work and sit down and have a smudge war. I hope everyone can do it. Would being rocket scientists and lab technicians be a fun job? I don't know what you want to do in your life. I hope you achieve this if you ran a society. Would you prefer your society to focus on culture, art, literature, music, movies or? make your society about science oh balls man first of all i don't think the society we live in is one.

I don't think society can function on each of these exclusively. I'm more of a free spirit. I love science I love the scientific method to understand things I don't like indecisive things I like when things are quantifiable I like space I like exploration I like everyone I'm not good at math but I love people who they are and I love all the things science is about. I love discovering planets and all that kind of stuff, but I'm also more of a free spirit and I love consuming artistic things. I love the sound design. I love the characters. and of the stories I love the plot I love the music many of the things I have done with my life It falls a lot more into this aspect of questioning I'm going to choose blue although, oh, very, very interesting, science will probably make the society lasts longer. and we go further, we have achieved many things with science.

I know the absolute importance and significance of science, of course, because, like insulin and penicillin and all that kind of stuff in antibiotics, even the medicinal side of science has done wonders for humanity and we are no longer all dead at 30, but I personally love art, literature, music, movies, I love all that kind of stuff, whatever it is, it's a hypothetical question, ask it in the comments if you want, to Nobody cares. I'd rather fight Hulk Hogan or fight Dwayne - John Roxon I think I'd rather Dwayne hit me I just want to fight him It could be play fighting It could be a tickle fight It could be a pillow fight I would love to have a pillow fight with Dwayne - john roxton Bokova is just old and dumb no one cares Hulk Hogan doesn't care about the Hulk mania that was in the past I don't care oh ho ho gang put your shirt back on what are you doing so weird stop oh no you I know that Are you dancing Where's Dwayne Johnson?

I have no specimen of a man and I would die. I'd like him to beat me any day. Oh, come on, you're seeing this pure. Oh, I could do it. hit them, cheers, that's a small brain thought, that's soft and stinky here if your brain had to give you a punishment, would you rather? I'm basically 30 years old. My parents don't punish me. Would you rather live without your phone or live without your computer? iPod and clean clothes. This is a very disproportionate balance. I would prefer to live without my phone, of course everyone chooses this. If you would have said your phone or your computer would have been better, but you put the computer, the iPod, and the clean clothes, you have to know what's at stake.

You can't just put it on any kind of voucher, this is serious, would you rather have a mini horse or a normal horse? Oh mini horse please oh it's so cute the usual horse lovers leave if you want a tiny mini horse you can bring it. Inside he can sit on the couch, you can watch you go to the shark tank with him, he is so cute you can play with your cat. I learned as a mini horse, you put the cat's paw through a lot of the wound, it's so cute, just play, you're breaking it up.

The horses are already breaking your horse's foot. What are you going to do? Feed it. Brush it. whether it be burp confetti or glitter fart confetti. I said it once. I said it twice. I've said it a dozen times since. Not literally in a figurative sense. You can die. I would be very happy if we accumulated all the brilliance of society. and the artistic society as I've considered it and we just shoot it on the sword, we probably couldn't do that with an artistic society because apparently science is screwed, but getting rid of all the glitter in the world serves no purpose, it gets everywhere . like Anakin and the sand, I hate it, it doesn't even matter if you're fighting it anyway because as long as you have shine in your house, some of it is already up your ass, it's inevitable, it's like Thanos' shine reaches everyone parts, especially your butt. crack, you could put it on a t-shirt and print it.

Damn, would you rather? It has really improved its game since the last time I played it. Would you rather play Connect Four against an emotionally unstable man with an explosive temper? Would you rather accept it? down or let him win omg this is a real dilemma everyone is like would you rather have a penis in your hand or but where is your ear? Oh mom Bob, I did it, I put it on the Internet, people know good people. You're going to react to everything, he's too busy and then your mom kicks you out of the house because you're not doing anything with your life and you should go to college, let him earn.

Oh, 50/50 until you buy everything, that's not exactly it. 50/50, even though I want decimal points on this, I'd let him win mainly because I'm not a sore loser. I don't care much about winning unless it's like a certain video game or something when it comes to Connect Four. I don't care, I mean, my goal is to win, but if I don't win, who cares, I'll go, have a beer, I'll be fine, what am I? I have an explosive temper that could be my head. Explode, think about it, you want to see the head, explode me too, that would be cool, but

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in CG or something.

As a gentleman, you would rather paint your nails or wear high heels. As a gentleman, you do what you want. high heels paint your nails do whatever you want as long as you don't hurt anyone I want to do both I used to try all my sisters' high heels when I was younger just because it was fun and you could walk into them and then I thought this isn't it It's so hard, why does my sister suck at them? I've also painted my nails in the past. I think she would go paint my nails because I think that would last longer and be more visual. attractive If I had to wear high heels they would hurt your feet after a while I don't want to do that ah Would you rather your name be known forever for doing something terrible or never be recognized for achieving something wonderful?

I hope there is a fairly high percentage of this two hundred and forty-seven thousand people who would like to be known forever for doing something terrible. I don't do something wonderful for the sake of doing something good, that's basically what it means to have a virtuous character. I think doing good things even if you never get recognized for them, if you can get credit for doing good things, whatever it is, but if you shouldn't do good things just to get recognized for it, I've been, I've been going over. about my philosophy and listening to some things from Marcus Aurelius about the meditations of him he was an emperor a long time ago in Rome and he's all he talks about, like stoicism versus cynicism and rhetoric and all that kind of stuff and stoicism. it's basically like living in the middle, you basically don't get all the praise, you don't accept all the negativity, you just get on with your life and do things like a virtuous man because they're worth doing, not because there's another faction called the sophists, sophists I don't remember how they pronounced it and I don't know how to spell it, but they were doing things, they were taking advantage of wisdom.to try to look smart and try. and they make themselves look great, where are the Stoics and the virtuous man would give wisdom because he wanted to improve other people and me and they compare it with the taste of true happiness?

True happiness is being a virtuous person where you do good things regardless of outside influences which I am simply based on. I'm summarizing all of this in a very, very basic way. I'm not showing any of that and I'm not at all. Through the book yet, but this is what they talk about about doing the good deed for the sake of doing it rather than doing it because you want to be recognized just for doing the good deed, of course all that philosophical stuff was written in the past. closed cultures and not with the idea of ​​social media and online culture having the whole world at your fingertips, but I still think there are some decent messages out there, would you rather discover something great and spread it or discover something evil and prevent it ?

I guess this matters and how evil it really is, if it's an evil that will destroy the entire planet, then yes, prevent it at all costs, but discovering something great and spreading it I think has a chain effect again contextual, but I think I'd rather . discovering something great and spreading it because I think if something great spreads then other people pick it up and spread that vibe and I think it has a bigger ripple effect, yeah, that's interesting. I like this one, this is what you'd rather be about existential dread. I want to sit on it, sit in bed at night and say, oh God, how evil I didn't stop the good I spread from actually doing enough good.

I don't know, it gets into my head,

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? pretty good, would you rather get into my head, get into my bed, would you rather have a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion, you know your kids all about them and aliens, the Sambi apocalypse, okay, if we're talking about, oh, so Maybe a lot of people would do it. die in an alien invasion, don't you know that maybe they would come down and say there's space technology here that we're going to leave now, bye, I guess that's not an invasion, so it's more like an alien brunch and many of you are going to argue well a zombie apocalypse if zombies were slow then you'd actually survive and it wouldn't be so bad society you'll be fine an alien invasion we probably all die more but aliens are cooler than zombies and y'all can eat dicks if you say otherwise I'm not even sorry , it's a reality look at the movies which movies are more exciting alien invasion or zombies I'm right, although Shaun of the Dead is a success, the last one would you rather only have access to YouTube on the Internet or do I only have access to games on the Internet, my God, This is, this is the existential fear that I was talking about.

Oh would you rather, it'll make my head explode, which one will it be? I don't know which one it should be. We choose I'm going to go I'm going to go to YouTube I'm going to go to YouTube before any access to games on the Internet so I can't learn as much as if I had YouTube on the Internet YouTube would give me much more diverse entertainment, a more immediate and faster part and I could look up all this DIY stuff on how to make my own games and we'd also have games on the internet, like some really good gaming microphones that you can't go to. come back okay, that covers my existential dread for the day I said I wanted something nice and soft and easy to make because it's been a long, hard day.

Now I'm mentally dreaming, here's one for you. Would you rather like or subscribe? It's a joke response because you're supposed to do both idiots why are you so aggressive I don't know I'm sorry it's all jokes I swear but thank you guys so much watch this video I hope you enjoyed it here's one for you, would you prefer alone? Have you ever had Twitter or Instagram as a social network? Which one would you choose? You'd rather do it in the comments. I tell you, gentlemen, it is a beautiful day for cricket.