The Weirdest Videos On The Internet

I'm in a mood, a very specific kind of mood, a mood where I just want to sit and put my feet up and spin around with you and I think this is a good time to do it, when you feel like your mood agrees, just do it. Man, normally I ask you to send me the funniest things you've ever seen or something like that, but right now I want you to send me the

weirdest

, creepiest

videos

you can find. I tweeted this, you should follow me. on twitter because you'll miss out on sweet, tasty actions like this if you don't and you'll also miss out on my floppy banana and I want to see what you absolute babies conjured up, okay, I want to be really weird, I want to I want to feel uncomfortable I want to go to bed tonight and not being able to sleep can you do that for me?

Internet Can you make that happen? Am I what you have? This is a great start. I like the look of this clip. weak, that was incredibly weak, I told you guys, I'm in a bad mood, I'm not going to go easy on you this time, you think I'm going to do the funny thing with everything you send me. I'm not, this is good. This is a big boy moment, you have to try really hard, I have very high standards for this, okay, it's tick-tock, it's scary enough, friend sent you this is because they want you to know that she seemed fine, that It's a good start.

Hell yes, devoted to swimming. They have the floppy banana prize right now that's amazing I like that I feel very uncomfortable my anus gave a little scream what the hell does this say? I'm going to eat your toes, okay, it's scary, but not that scary or creepy. or weird, you can't, you can't, you can't send me things with music. I can't react if it's copyrighted music. It will not appear on the channel. Can I say it right away? I love your name, coffee addict, Trainwreck, I love that it describes me perfectly. A baby's head in one of these jars.

Is this going to get weird? Better. I am right. I'm this close to clicking. What is it? say a kind gesture to someone like your partner comes home and finds a T-shaped heart on the floor oh yeah, in the bathroom, no don't, I'm glad I didn't know what he was saying in that. The entire clip could have been calling my mother the worst names on planet Earth, but you know what she's been called the worst. Can I point out that new Twitter? My Twitter just updated to this today and I absolutely hate it. The new Twitter is a disease and we need to find the cure now pika pikachu pikachu pika pika pikachu pika pikachu pikachu I don't want to look at you I was going to say this wasn't that weird but when I realized I was looking at it my face was like all the time, that's more embarrassing than anything else that's a video that exists on the

internet

someone made this pika pikachu pikachu okay move on what you got gummies good luck okay oh it says cool I couldn't even read it , I thought it said much worse. word I can't stand you're ungrateful you live here I took you and I keep you oh my God all this is doing to my ears is making my tinnitus explode I don't know how I just said that sentence but I feel like my head is going to explode you live not here, okay, the ending is a little creepier, the ending was a little weird, but the rest felt like I was trying too hard, it felt like the baby's first scary video, but luckily tonight's one was kicked I've been listening to that all night so it's awkward so mission accomplished okay I have no idea what that was Jackie thank you so much for that it legitimately scared me I didn't like it at all we have a winner so far .

Jackie is at the top of the leaderboard, will someone take her over? It's up to you, you have the power to change this. It will be too late by the time the video goes up, but who cares, it's all fun and games, that's what it is. have sex like a 29 year old man i have never had sex i am a pure and clean virgin boy i am going to see saint peter at the gates he will let me in directly he won't even ask me for id oh hell yes oh hell yes what i care is that a game is this a game I want to play this game send me a link to this game session d96 send me this game I need to play it I need it in my life that's great, okay, turquoise, what do you have cows, cows and cows, this is a bad boy game, oh wait this is a Syriac video, I've seen some of these before, I know where this is going, this is a good time, this isn't creepy, it is.

Although strange, tag yourself which one are you I am he I am the short one cow spiders oh jesus oh okay Syriac are you okay? coming up two months ago the horse destroys the universe oh honey we're going down a rabbit hole now once upon a time there was a horse at the end yeah oh man oh they just sold me something I didn't buy the book that was weird I don't even remember clicking on buy, I blame you, turquoise, you made me buy things, oh, all my no's, take them, they're free, you can have them all, it's straight anal fuel, I thought, oh, nice whale sounds.

I love whales, they're cool, oh no, why are you on the playground at night? That's the real question. You're the creep. My name is Samantha. I have Tourette's. I would like a job at McDonald's. This is my resume. I am a very good singer hello my name is samantha yes samantha you are very good samantha you are amazing I love you don't get me wrong I'm not laughing at people with tourette's I'm not trying to make fun of that I know it's something very serious and the life of some people are dictated by having that's not what I'm saying but this video is really cool samantha is a legend samantha gets into the jacksepticeye hall of fame plus she used her cat as a resume that's all you need all you need is a cat for a resume you don't need anything else wait I'll go get my resume here is my resume this is my resume right here give me all the jobs in the world please his name is great boss and he is the sweetest little man you are the sweetest little man small isn't it? he was he was sleeping I mean hello come around he says just look up strange animations on youtube and the trauma will start you know what I have Actually, I never did that Earth and Moon thing.

I'm just going to come out and say that I don't think this is scientifically accurate. Oh God, oh my God, they are giving birth to an Earth baby. I thought I was done playing Death Stranding Sweet. Jesus beard cheeks, what the hell I hate this, I hate everything that's happening to me right now, every instinct in my body is telling me to run away, you know how they say fight or flight kicks in sometimes it's just running away sometimes it doesn't I even have a fighting chance because your brain doesn't know how to fight it, of course, of course, you don't understand, okay, neither do I and so, kids, that's how I met your mother, oh, I don't want this yeah I wanted to make a strange video.

I don't think I could think of something so strange. This is art. It makes me viscerally feel something. It makes me want to go back to the ocean. What is your most popular video? Okay, the one with the chef and then the Earth and moon, okay, let's move on to the next one, okay, they didn't get excellent ratings on these 76 74, shocking, this one has a better rating, although I'm just heading to the store with my bottle of heads, no problems, it's okay, you're the weird one. like teletubbies on meth this is what teletubbies probably look like to kids oh my god oh yeah sure why not why not what am I am I'm stopping I'm stopping I feel uncomfortable I didn't think it would be like this It's actually going to get weird I thought you were a bunch of babies who had nothing but you came out swinging I'm proud of you I'm going to have nightmares tonight I'm going to be dreaming about spiders getting me pregnant and then eating mine.

Brood, I think you could do a lot worse, although I think you guys have a few things up your sleeve. I'm going to do a second round of this, so you better be ready. You better search the Internet and find the strangest thing you can find. creepy, anything you can find, I watch it, so keep an eye out for that, don't forget to follow me on Twitter, jack underline, septic underline, some stole my original name before, there are a lot of followers on this one now so there's no point . changing it, but I will call you the jackseptic community, we will ride again into the bowels of madness.

Also, don't forget to subscribe and hit the bell because then you will be notified when it goes up because who knows what the hell YouTube is. doing more and also if you are questioning your existence and you felt very uncomfortable and all of that was torture then leave a like on the video and if you didn't feel any of that, I am so sorry that your parents I have failed you anyway that's all for me I'm going to take the super glue and the super glue with my eyes closed now thank you bye good night I want death