The Waitress at The Waffle House Miami Comedy Special

works near Walmart. I've seen the same thing happen as a wall, to my right, yes. I've seen the same thing happen there. Walmart, the girl behind the register she was talking to didn't even look up. She climbed behind that counter and slapped your ass. I wish I'd jump behind the counter, man. There won't be anyone at work. Jump here please. it's a daring jump from Walmart you're too real yeah Colleen on a walker talking about the fight with me it's about being a manager I put them with their dads bees come on their manager with the big heads the loot shows up Linda Linda , come. there, so what seems to be the problem, you know, a circuit, they are not going to do this in my store, close the Walmart part, the lady in town was which department were they doing front and center, front and Santa running It says which side wall they look at how they work.

I didn't have a bending wall, my whip defined it - Anna, oh, she's very similar, oh, oh, you work in wood to get her maximum grams all day, oh, good for whipping, they got an owner ever seen a wood for your bank account. It would be all the money stuff in it, it seems like you have no idea. You take as much time as the big money receipt surrounded enough. Sit down, you have the bill, be careful, the price drop wears off, it's not real. The bank loses the car, all the money, go home, client, sir, his brother came to his

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, the name of the shell, publishes, to hell, there, he worked at Walmart, he will go all the time if he has a moment , a lamp machine in the help, just C&M on the phone, you ask him how he got that blood pressure machine, you sit on who took the blood pressure, check it, yes, I got it out with Black Friday, no one does it. paying attention that day, she got a whole drink machine in the

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, they put on a coat, second toe on thumb, you know, they introduced me to Walmart, first they opened it, hey, DC.

I say there is always a national to discover what. a buyer because this is a ghetto we would love to go to Walmart I'm going to walk with my right eye I know, I don't know, make it yours, you see some, have you ever seen it, it feels so good at Walmart, they say, I'll do it about what you did, you just got a cart full of hope, it's winning, you better go there, you better go there, you actually go to Walmart after midnight. Bigots become different types of people there, that is, if bullies. You go out to Walmart after midnight all those people missing from that sign you work on that's what's happening all of you, mounted on the wall at two in the morning, you'll see something wild, one thing you'll see is a big butt walking in that wheelchair get on, can you get up there and get into Felton Place, below, please little children go on.

Who is how big is someone? I thought if it was sneaking up on me, yeah, I got the Spanish groceries on the hood now here like they said, oh my God, Jesus, what would it be like? It would be like they were selling fruit and they had never seen you before. You like me. What kind of watermelon is this nothing watermelon? They grab a melon, so all I did I saw was all chips. sweets, what are the names of the Spanish grocery stores we have here? Wow, eh, you can't say that look, I wasn't there, well, that's pretzels present if the day yes, I have a grocery store called impressions in Donna's mom, hello, look at all the Spaniards didn't know they were going to the Spanish supermarket that, like here, I might get two of them carne asada with that orange seasoning, boy, they don't even have, like you know, you go to Walmart, you can get some. sliced ​​turkey and ham and you go to the Spanish grocery store, they have all kinds of the meat department, what kind of league is it, that's great if you want to throw, me with the Spanish grocery store, they all smell the same breeds, sir , Andy, without that. you don't smell fabulous you talk like you stay at the trailer park - then why your house we know the popular grits anyway let us don't break the house go get the lean Atlantic Michael Jackson lame it will smell like Babel oh so we have it in the story in Spanish we smell like The Fantastic I'm with El Presidente the next time he comes now he'll do all my shopping at El Presidente you what this man sells like one I have you fools Tati here let's interpret his present he didn't take Oh, no be a kod tonight - oh yeah, they're going to be a we think it's going to be a kod, yeah, I'm fine, you're not beat, I'm not going to go to the last time I went to the strip club in Miami once I haven't been from Wow because different down here is disrespectful everyone on the street here is making a lot of money because I go to the strip club you know I mean I have $300 I'm thinking I'm going to do something no you I thought about it Sir, this is a true story.

I'm going to get my wands, there are three in front of me and let me get 5,000 won behind them like they're cheap and making each kid behind him as pure as they can give. Me, ten whole bands, look at me, maybe they'll let me have a chance so I can sit down with them because they're about to have a good time. I'll probably sit right where it's most fun, oh my lord, 300 Abhisit, as far away as possible. They don't know that I'm not with them, they know in that section of the day I'm going to leave the package at the strip club.

I get so many lap dances that my jeans will be a different color like how much you spend $20, I think so. with the Palms, oh yeah they played too much in my heyday, last time I went to Kod they had a little lady who was a stripper, yeah she went up to the roof and saw all the way down real quick and Ian stopped right before. She fell to the ground like, whoa, I'm so glad, then little lady, slow down, because it would have killed me, yeah, this is the house like the lady, your brothers in Miami will all be on the roof and you all have good health insurance on the bus. my head because God swings from the ceiling swinging each other like look at this, you can always tell who's working before the game, was it what you got in the white bag?

This thing you gotta get down so baby shower baby bitmap. Don't be a damn building, we'll tell you I didn't know he had, they got us some redheads here, they got us some t-shirts, let's see what the teachers say, we with gifts say what the Legrees say, they say the empress doesn't even stumble. That would mean what, what, what, what, what, what, the Emperor, don't even trip me up, you know, what is a woman who doesn't let her key fight, a woman who doesn't let her son see her side. the fight, so they go into view. of fighting, so are you one of the children?

What are you doing? He didn't do it to receive a plea. You are his boyfriend, that is your fiancée. I've had but the money I'd like you to know is a gentleman, so Oh, really. That's what it is, well, empress, the woman who doesn't let her key be to see the view of the fight, my mom was not one of those women, okay, we fight like I love her, but we fight so that you stay in the hood, yes. when you get out, just close your eyes, come on Rachel, we're struggling, between lessons, wait, no, purple, you're happy, we're just waiting for God to move some things around you, you grow, realize tonight, more who they are for. poor here, look, don't even make a noise, they just like it, oh look, the white guy you grew up with or a white guy grew up poor, yah, you grew up extra poor, poor, poor, white people, poor people are different, you guys are whoo, that's a shame.

I know you wasted your whiteness like this, how were you born happy now? Clothes, but all your clothes are shit. Hey, Mrs. Kobe, there every night, the fog light just went out. He is very sleepy. She holds her head as if she owns a third shift. She had to work late into the night, oh what's that white man? You don't walk here. He's fine, he became whiter. He's going to come out here with a bag like a blanket. She started what the shirt says: self-pay, family, you gave me self-pay. family entertainment that's a record label, any kind of line you need when they go to a photo shoot, now you know what they said to a man, take your, put his cookie there, give me, I'm sure, put that crunch on, sell paint here, teeth break that knuckle. he said he don't believe it, they're my friends, they're my friends, these are my guys, man we own everything, we salute all the indie rappers here, they all got their own racket leg, we tryna make this takeoff.

I continue, I continue, grab, continue. doing your you know, man make it move, I got some cool rappers. I'm a real with a fro, well, you look like one of the twins that dance like that, ah, you look like one of the twins in this, I didn't care, you have a what. can you see oh come on sash oh wow cordon bleu ever thought I think I'll know who he is in the high school musical I know you're right come on boo let's call him blue right there come up hey come this way are we doing? like skiing, look at your own days, they're from Asia to Wawa, you can tell them you want you to be ready, cordon bleu, more bad days, oh, but that's the thing, what's your name?, if they're going to sing, they have to sing there, we tell them. to sing, so what's your name?

Follow me on Instagram X, well yeah, what's your name? My name is Venus. My name is. Well, now what you have is incredibly negative. Man, it's okay. I received a couple of courses ago. Look, some support is coming. Absolutely all of you support me. I'm just tired of their Mustangs. Come on man, that's good. We have it right there, I'm not saying. They caught us in my blue. You can use them. Yeah, go ahead, what's there? This represents my bear Mitchell Pooh, saw this represent Miami now no, don't come, they are trying to cast any spell on us.

You say what, yeah, this is trying to cast spells on Native American singing. Yeah, I'd spit that out. They're super couples, hey, but you turn out fine, Joe Pursuit of happiness, look at this man, I'm mad as hell because even the Cuban is mad about it, what if he was aiming? It would be a cry for help, well, we have to kick your hands. this is why he slapped his butt screaming that went upstairs how's the bush you walk hear me you took your talents to south beach with that there you go we have the lovely miss danger from

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house she's about to sing a song you better break up let's say that for the Waffle House beat, you wrote it earlier today.

I remember the first time I saw your face, lift up, lift up, butterflies when I looked into your eyes, keep it baby, I promise it's worth it my way, baby, take it easy. I'm going to shut him up, but we better do something. Hey, I said, I just want an all-star

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from you. Hey, I got a star

special

from you this morning, right? You're not special for your

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s and toast too. cities You know, the keyboard is easy, but I have to go home. We have my father covered scattered around. I want some juice. your booty grew slow now you see why your booty grew slow gone bro some purple evils i love your booty love Bruce Oh Oh we're someone I'll show the booty to Bruce loves to watch work at Waffle House butter booties like a pancake trying to get back to the parking lot we have to take a photo yeah so four thousand tickets on this so get up get up get your phones out man so we can show the world what Miami looks like.

Miami get up. go get mugged I'd leave it for DC jump live one more time and I'd leave it for Carlos Miller one more time Miami we love you all this is anyone I'll show him the extra podcast that Duke's

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genes make I'm sure you'll tell him tell someone what you saw here tonight. We love you all. Miami. We have Navy biceps. Your man here. I got my man Dee Klaxon the keys in southbound class. Yes, pumping old glass into the drums. I have my road dog at that zoo. Please undress, that suit was cut in Miami, everyone knows it.

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