The Vegan Teacher Fails Me

Actually, this is an apology video. I just want to see how sorry I am for trying the snacks my subscribers sent me and took the time to send me and for putting them in the video I made. Excuse me, let's actually play that. What's in your hand? Vegan

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. What is this? Oh no, we're about to expose the

vegan

teacher

. Let's do an investigation. She has found me. We are being exposed today by the

vegan

teacher. Oh my gosh, I feel like I've made it. I've never had any drama, but you have some tea here. The video of her reacting to me is call me Chris, she stops stealing animal body parts.

The title of my video that she is reacting to is which country does she have the best snacks. Let's learn something. stuff here from the vegan master I'm very interested in hearing this first of all disclaimer I don't care if you're vegan that's awesome if you're a vegetarian cool keto paleo whatever you want to be I think anyone should be able to do it eat what they want to eat and no one should to be able to say nothing different I hope that the vegan teacher is the same he has the same reaction to me and second of all welcome to my YouTube channel or welcome back to my YouTube channel my name is Chris and you can call me Chris let's get into the video welcome back to class welcome back to class welcome back to class don't be a pain in the ass be a vegan no one told me that the vegan teacher was a vocalist what's going on be a vegan everyone because they can because they don't want to hurt the animals look why love one but eat the other one because one tastes like chicken nuggets and those are delicious right it doesn't make sense it's crazy that's called species this one here look oh why I love one but eat the other one, be kind to all the animals.

You might see her in a stamp store looking for these. I would love to run into her one day. No, I don't eat them, don't use them, don't use them in All we're looking for in Chris' presentation here today is that she there is a presentation. Was this a presentation? I wasn't even aware that this video I made was a presentation that I probably won't be able to do. Well, in this assignment I will not promote any of these products. She should say no to eggs. I'm lactose intolerant so I can already tell it's vegan of course, cheese, meat, so no sausage, no pepperoni, no nonsense, no chicken wings, none of that.

Okay, no gelatin because gelatin comes from a lot of different candies, it makes them sticky and chewy, but you shouldn't eat anything that has gelatin in it because it comes from tendons, ligaments, and skin from ground up pigs, often. They're just little pigs, baby animals, they're horrible babies, they could be cows, they could be chickens, you know, grinding up all the different body parts and, oh, it's so sad that they put them in candy and don't even tell the kids and the children who eat. them on Halloween and they are not even aware that they are eating so much violence.

Can you imagine a gummi campaign, we crush the bones and tendons, the children would say I don't care, just give me the candy that tastes like? crack I just don't care I don't care of course don't steal honey from the bees because it belongs to them you can eat maple syrup steal honey like we're dressed like thieves breaking in and stealing the honey while they're sleeping and the kids are traumatized and they go to therapy and therapy with bees, they do it every day, it's literally their only purpose in life, I think you can give them some ice cream, they don't eat ice cream that comes from cow's milk, but yes. the vegan version and the same as yogurt.

I love the vegan version of ice cream and I like Halo Top. The vegan version is really good in the dairy industry. They wrote the email. I just wasn't prepared for it. That went down the drain very quickly. We were learning something. good things about veganism and then started talking about cows being abused, I don't love it, you know what vegan teacher. I wouldn't want someone to show up and try to steal my milk. I think Chris is going to be talking about that. These Important Things is a video about how to try Scottish snacks in the United States.

The video is not about being vegan. I'm going to fail this class. It's like going back to school, but first, before we do that, let's look at some different types of candy because she's. I'll be talking about different foods, some of the things that are vegan, so we have the Sour Patch kids here who know they're vegan. You can go ahead and look at this list. Oh, you can Google vegan sweets. Any lie makes me feel a little better about eating them and we are looking for her not to promote any violence. Okay, I know I didn't promote violence in that video, but I don't think I said vegan because I didn't understand the task of each food. that she mentions, she should say this is vegan and if she isn't, she shouldn't even show it on camera, what is that illegal?

I wasn't aware of this law, you can't show anything that isn't vegan on camera, no one tells me anything about what I did. I don't know I'm going to fail this assignment as badly as the video if to help me not fail the assignment thank you is this hello everyone and welcome back to my YouTube channel or welcome to my YouTube channel my name will be Chris and you Can call me Chris . Let's try some snacks today. We have vegan snacks. Don't know. Oh, not just any snack. Chris. You have to say the word vegan. I'll put an X on the right side. and we have Scotland on the left side this is the video that no one asked for but I will do it because it is my channel and I can do what I want there was like no, it's okay, it's your channel, you can do what you want, that's true, but when you have so many followers you have a social responsibility to promote only vegan foods no, no, that's your opinion, that's my opinion, I just wanted to eat some snacks and if you start promoting non-vegan foods, people will want to go without them. and buy what you are promoting, therefore not only are you hurting the animals in front of you, but you are also encouraging many other people to do so Chris, you need to make sure you read the ingredients before talking about any of these products .

I'm listening I'm listening vegan ingredients I don't know how boring that video would be Naked Professor Do you know how I got here by not reading the ingredients? A lot for the Scots. I just thought we'd like to put them up. them together is the water that no one asked for and we will see who prevails as if I could solve all the work she says to shut up the boy moves on as if he is already over it excuse me, I didn't ask you to watch this video if you did I didn't want to see it , you didn't have to see it, but we're both fine here.

I'm going to start doing this to you. It will take me a long time to get to the point. Read the ingredients of all these foods. She is so wild. Because? Do I feel bad about that now? I hate myself. Thank you so much. I wanted to try a type of chip to sound cool because it was haggis, not because it's cheating. Listen, what will make you sound cool is talking about not hurting animals and promoting veganism. I forgot that I will write notes. Where is my pen? Why don't I take notes? This is a free class.

Damn, fries don't make you great. Got it, they're fine. It's okay, Chris. I happen to know that this brand is actually vegan and I. I'm glad to see you're saying they're good, so I'm going to give you a check mark for that, yay, we got a check mark. I hate that, I love that feeling. She verbally abuses me and puts me down and then she doesn't. I don't say sorry, but then she gives me a check mark and I feel good. I feel like this is a big repressed trauma I had as a child. She reminds me a lot of my mom.

You have to tell people that she is vegan. whatever you're eating it doesn't say it on the bag you think they're Scottish haggis chips they're going to put vegan they left me notes what the notes are what you notice so hopefully you'll read us the ingredient list, she wants me to read those ingredients and I'll spoil it for you. I never get it right for Scotland first. I forgot to say this. We have these are from Nathaniel and Liz. Nathaniel and Liz. Thank you very much for sending all of these. They gave me the synopsis of everything I read above I'm excited okay let's get back to the snacks okay I was going to try these iron ale chocolates chewy chocolates full of iron ale flavor read the ingredients list chris medley I have to give you one x I haven't done anything I haven't even eaten the food yet and I have another one It's how much she can't stand me without chocolate oh without milk oh no she's not going to like this oh chocolate don't eat those exes or even the promotions on your channel that are really tasty, they're not good, oh God, is this a chip that is made of steak or something?

I'm just waiting for you to like it spontaneously combust during this video holy tomatoes they are good that was a really bad idea because there are so many more snacks to eat okay let's move on to the chicks mccoy's grilled steak that sounds great steak sounds great no, don't say the word unless you're talking, I meant you put stakes in the ground when you're like building a tent, that's what I meant, you misunderstood me, you know what wait a second, two can play in this game, come on, you know what I make my own vegan teacher say, it's not nice and nice so far, you're not nice, look at those numbers ever.

Say it's good, Chris, I don't think America has that kind of potato chips, oh yeah, don't smell that, no, don't say yes and no, don't be nice, say it smells good, don't promote cruelty, right? did you know? 99, those are just made of chemicals that taste like steak. I have never tasted a chip with more flavor. Never talk about how tasty it is. It's not okay to talk about dead animals that didn't want to die. They're just chemicals. It is not. actually the steak, come on, the steak is a mother cow or a father cow or sometimes they are just baby cows, they don't eat steak, could you kill a cow on your own?

Chris, yeah, I don't know, maybe he used to work. on a cat farm actually for those of you who don't know I milked cows oh she's not going to like that cows don't belong in the packs that's wrong we shouldn't even raise these animals to exist in the first place , You know? that the chickens, the cows, the pigs, are treated so badly. Have you ever wondered why you don't see many of them because they are in these giant sheds? My friend is a chicken farmer. These chickens run free at many really good chicken places. so do some research, you can show your honey, okay, I know there are a lot of warehouses with you, I don't like the idea of ​​that, I'm not, so I'm not promoting that, no, I'm just going to stare at myself I looked in the mirror for about five hours after this, just rethinking my whole life, that I live in holocaust-like conditions, don't compare chickens to the holocaust carrot, don't do that, it's not nice, please don't promote any of this in the future. giving you an x ​​for this chris this is not right another ex you already gave me a x4 now you are double literal slitting of these animals' throats, excuse me, let's actually play that, what's in your hand, vegan master, what is this? it's a crayola marker oh no, we're about to expose the vegan teacher let's do a little research on our crayola markers.

It will be shocking to some people to learn that creating crayons requires the use of animal fat. Crayola crayons are not vegan. I have exposed it to the vegan teacher. I know they're just crayons and she's holding a crayon marker. You see, she says it here at the top. Crayola says theirs are animal-based. He is doing the people's work. He could go even deeper into this. What are these vegan glasses? Professor What is the shirt made of that doesn't look like cotton? It seems pretty woolly to me your wool comes from it I probably don't know let's continue with the video how would you like it if someone killed you and put some of your flavor in a package and someone else was holding a bag like Right now you're saying: Hi Chris, tastes good, maybe I could coin those crispy flavored chips.

Thanks for the idea. Vegan teacher. Look at this kid with this thing. What are those mini chews? Are you going to read the ingredients? No, you read the ingredients we want. to make sure that if they are chewy they do not contain gelatin or any of these products remember that everything you show well must be vegan I forgot 100 vegan is not a pig okay no lamb you are not my dad cows do not eat turkeys At Christmas we fry our turkey In Christmas. It's so good because they have a huge audience, so they are very influential to the young generation.

Am I influencing them to kill animals and not be vegan? Sorry, this is actually an apology video. I just want to say how sorry I am for trying the snacks that my subscribers sent me and took the time to send me and for putting them in the video I made, very buttery. Caramel butter comes from a cycle of violence that is the butter of the dairy industry. it's made of milk stolen milk do you believe in stealing from chris? It's justified no, no, no, I don't believe in stealing from the vegan professor, no, no, it's notwell, I got another ex, I chose to make vegan sweets.

I'm sure you read the ingredients list here for us. She is very upset with the ingredients. The cheese. I told him it tastes good, but the edibility is a two out of ten, so. I'll give the candy four out of ten, we got some wet cheese, yeah, you heard me right, he says oh no, keep refrigerating. I can feel the disappointment through the computer similar to my mother's that she also had for me. I don't. go to another therapy session I have to call my therapist body parts should not be in plastic bags never eat cheese but body parts if I'm not mistaken I could google it just to be sure where the cheese comes from I could be wrong Cheese is a dairy product derived from milk and produced in a wide range of flavors, textures and shapes by coagulating the milk protein, casein, so it usually comes from dairy cows, buffalo goats and cheese, From what I'm reading, the body parts aren't there.

They're just animal liquids, so there's another lesson for you. I know you don't like it. I know you don't like cheese in milk. So they are not body parts. Well, clarify the details of your kitchen. I don't like coconuts, but. okay I know it's not your fault okay you don't like coconut but coconut is vegan so you know what coconut is vegan I don't assume unless of course you get the brand where they force monkeys to climb trees. and take the coconut is that I don't think there is anything on this planet that is one hundred percent vegan she has everything to be like a broccoli broccoli is vegan but it is not vegan if they get the bunnies to go out to the field to get the broccoli to bring it back, in that case it's not vegan because you're still hurting animals, but you can check, do your research, see, how do you do it, I go up to the person in the supermarket and ask them, you know?

If a monkey climbed a tree and grabbed this coconut because if so I will never bite that coconut this coconut is good okay I will get this coconut how come you didn't eat apples, oranges, bananas because it is a snack, taste test video? it's not what I really eat in my daily life vegan teacher it's just snacks my subscribers sent me cashew milk because cashew milk is great good job we did it because I heard you say cashew milk because hopefully you'll say because you care about animals I didn't, it's because I'm like Darwin, but I do care about animals or maybe you're lactose intolerant, what is it?

Yeah, anyway, it's good that you're promoting silk. Silk is vegan, like some silk, actually on its own. It's not some kind of OMG, are you talking about silicone used to make clothes that stops turning into things that aren't the part of the video? I'll give you a check mark anyway. I guess so, we have these pretzels, peanut nuggets. butter filled pretzel nugget, oh, peanut butter is vegan, check that option, but yeah, I guess it would be vegan, okay, read the ingredients, nuggets, nuggets mean little things, not chicken nuggets, at least pretzels, chicken nuggets are so good, although so good, chicken pretzels have some kind of contain flour or are generally vegan, but read the ingredients, please read the ingredients, come on, Chris, you can do it.

I refuse to re-read the ingredients of anything because you told me so, oh okay, although why don't you have any? to watch the video m m's I know for sure that they are not vegan that's three x I give you 12 so it's like a nutella one nutella is not vegan nutella has milk oh chris this is so disappointing I know like my mother always says I don't know if I should watch more of this you don't have to I'm not forcing you to be like you you're not forcing me to be vegan oh wait, you didn't read everything.

There's milk in there, another one is probably white chocolate. Listen, I'm going to have to stop, I think. I've seen enough of your presentation today and unfortunately you only have a few check marks and many of them are like my report card at school no, but there are check marks oh, I have a frowning face, draw a face, I like to capture this oh yeah bangs we should get bangs and Karen's haircut yeah this is really cute this is my interpretation of you isn't it beautiful? Oh wait, I forgot to write on your shirt, there you go, mine is so much better baby, come on Chris, you can do it. better than this, okay, if you're a vegan teacher, if you're watching, listen, I'm okay with you being vegan, that's totally fine, my video wasn't about being vegan or any vegan foods, so that may have been the Strange junction where I didn't make it.

It fits any of your criteria, but anyway, if you enjoyed this video, please like it, help the algorithm gods, and I can't wait to see you in my next video. Also eat what you want, eat what makes you feel good. You want to be vegan. If you want to be whatever you want just boo me and the vegan teacher will see you in the next video I love you bye