The Ugly World of the PS2 EyeToy - Caddicarus

It's a new year for many, a new beginning, a time to reflect a time of growth, a time of acceptance and yet for a select few people some things never change oh sorry are you the jump man? What are you doing? Oh, I see, are you? You're not going to jump and break everything, you don't want to bother the neighbors, okay, I'm leaving. I'm sorry. PlayStation 2, the best-selling suitcase of all time. It's hard to understate how important this thing was when it came out. and even today it deserves nothing but the highest dignity and respect so it's hard to underestimate how important this was when it came out and even today it deserves, it's hard to underestimate how important this is and even today and even that oh god, it came out , it's time for the house to be compromised.

I'm the nukes, thanks mom, and even today she deserves nothing but the utmost dignity and respect, and is still fondly remembered and appreciated by millions of people, but they do so because despite selling over 155 million. Units and most humans I've interacted with having or at least playing a PlayStation 2 at some point in their lives. There's one element, a piece of PS2 history, that often raises an eyebrow whenever I mention the smaller PS the toy was released on. in 2003 and is a camera accessory for the PS2 that projects yourself onto the TV and eventually lets you pet Sonic and allowing you to touch animals with your dad sitting in a chair in the background wasn't the only thing the toy could do.

It was also made for you to play a handful of exclusive games, all based on motion detection, color detection, and even sound detection. Wait toy but I already have one of them even though Sega technically came up with this idea 3 years earlier with the Dreamcast dream eye that idea made it to the colon meaning I toy was the first commercial version of camera-based gesture controls in console video games that would later advance alongside the PlayStation 3's PlayStation I, which would eventually pave the way for PlayStation finger touch game control, this camera was long before it was connected and a few how many years before motion control fever hit the mainstream on Nintendo wiii, so why do I feel so forgotten?

I don't know, this is the same camera as me. I've had it since I was 9 when it first came out and I loved it back then, in fact while filming my hookup video a few years ago in many places, in my memory I became convinced that the hey toy actually worked better and more consistently than connecting, but the problem is: would you trust a person's memory? Every time he hiccups, there's a 50% chance he'll hiccup big time and that's why I wanted to revisit the ey toy today to see if it held up. and I thought the only fair way to do it was to buy the complete collection of each of the ey toy games that were released in each region.

It doesn't get much more conclusive than that and in fact I've gone so deep down the rabbit hole of trying to find all the exclusive ey toy games that I've even proven Wikipedia wrong, a website that has never been wrong even once, It's not 25, it's actually 28 and no, I'm not going to update the page myself because I'm better than that, so you paste it into your bits. The Wikipedia archive is as good a toy as I remember. Was it executed so that the connection could walk? Will he stop looking at me with his eyes? Well let's find out with the PlayStation 2. toy, thanks for watching everyone, if you like this video please leave a like and subscribe to my only fat one, yes of course it wasn't going to be that easy this is 2003 remember when everyone had a television on which they could share a meal.

Don't just put this on top of modern TVs, not even the revised silver model that lost weight, so before I could start using this Beast I had to change my dignity and buy this damn thing, holders teach Mount Lun seconds on the top shelf of the display. It's a tool-free shelf for the top of your flat screen TV. Did you know this was something I didn't know? But luckily I managed to get the suspension type. Place your router on top. Place your remote control on top. Place your flash drive on top with glasses place your flash drive on top without glasses adjustable drop desk maximum carrying rack and only takes 2 seconds easy to install no this is proof that God has left us wait wait we are missing something Gimme one second, yes, that's it, it's complete.

I'm ready to go online and say some insults. Now let's start with the first game made for the camera I play, as this was in fact the first game released to demonstrate this revolutionary technology. Naturally, it opens with an instructional video on how to set it up. The only other things you'll need are a console and a TV. Wow, I don't have it. Don't you connect your TV and your PS2 to watch the video? You're already watching with your TV and PS2 connected, the next thing you need to do is grab your grandmother's body from under the floor and then use her as a puppet throughout the house to destroy everything so you can blame her when the room is clear.

Make sure you are 1 and 1/2 to 2m away from the TV in the center of the frame and not too bright or too strong. Place the camera in the middle of your TV as shown below. What a great idea! Hello Young. Lady, after this, this is my favorite part. However, to get out of whatever game you're playing, you don't use the controller, these are free controller games, so instead you pretend the camera is from NBC after Chris Hansen catches you, by the way, you know how does it work. he screams and shits at you and he can't see you you're too close and you're invading my personal space you're too far away I've lost my glass yeah, well have you seen how alpha the eye toy is? of course, cheat by moving your whole body close to the camera, yes, not only does it still work, it works so well that all the games consider it cheating if you do it and it doesn't cry like a scab on you either. kids scabs and here we are why it's the default french so this is it this is the toy hey and what I'm doing right now no I'm not the queen this is how you navigate through 99% of the toy library hey shaking the buttons when they said you're not using a controller at all, they really committed to that.

What is video messaging? Record message for who will see this. So the idea is that I can record a message and then people will like that I can save it. to the memory card and then whoever sells this memory card to you at a flea market will find it and see what I have had to say to them from beyond the grave in 100 years. Greetings earthling I'm Jim this is a house I don't know if you still live in a house but if you still live in a house this is what they used to look like and if you still live in a house it's lucky because I know you're a dress and I have A gun, baby, what do you have to say?

Yes, I know this camera image is Vaseline, it's

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as a fried egg, but I mean, yeah, what a good critic you are, pat yourself on the back, you should work for Kaku, of course.

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, it's just under 240p and, when blown up on a TV, literally nine times as many pixels, it can produce what do you expect from a camera with fewer megapixels than Ray Charles? Don't worry, that messaging system is not everything in this game, are there any? things we can also play oh who should be C T can't you say she's probably underage?

Sorry, that's the gorilla guy, that's straight up the gorilla guy. Sorry, Vernon bot, I like it oh. there's a single beat Q minigame and I have a few people to beat to get the high score. Dex and meh, I like to hit, I'm going to hit, I'm going to hit my toy, it's a rhythm game, go figure. You're playing drums on Guitar Hero World Tour, but the drums are missing and you've let all the flies in on your standard stuff, but honestly, I'm more surprised at how well it registers my hands hitting the beats. Hopefully. He had more to say about it besides reminding me how unfit I am, are you okay?

Yes, the next one is kung fu written as poop, the year is 200 BC. C. and the sleeping village has been invaded by a giant Englishman. Your task is to clean everything. of China from your living room, there's not much to say here, or you wave your hands and hit little little men, it's not the most exhilarating thing in the

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, apart from when you hit enough people and you stagger, but the most important thing is that my life Reactions sum it up better than my script camera, how does this work so well? Connecting wasn't this bonus round responsive or accurate breaking the board oh so you have to hit in the middle because if you hit the edges this is cool actually it is know I'm doing this I'm super impressed so there you go it's not bad to hug the foot also remember how the guy said earlier that putting your whole body closer to the camera was cheating well i won't do that now i just wave more per second than average but is this considered cheating?

Where is the line drawn between cheating and I can't help it? Can you imagine if I was cleaning windows and then this was your view? I keep the window dirty, what is that? I have 250 numbers, in any case. I just wish I could play more audio from the game so you can share the joy of listening to it. George is when I'm cleaning windows in the background of the game, but copyright doesn't want me to play a song about a pervert who sees women undressing through their bedroom windows in a children's game, so you'll have to go Without often seeing what goes in, the most surprising thing is how much you have to bend down in this window washing game and now my spine is broken no matter what I do.

Wow, I'm a new man, next game press the keys, come on, how many keys can you press? I know, fishing in it, now the game wants you to position the camera high enough so you can use your head to bounce the ball, but let's face it, you won't bother tilting the camera up and risking it all. the movement on the screen goes out of the game before it even starts and then you just have to readjust everything after you're done, so you essentially have no choice but to crouch and carry yourself up to play it properly, but don't worry because since I came here to Discover that you don't need to use your head, just use any part of your body and then when the screen goes dark, look at your reflection and ask yourself why you can't just find a real ball and go out to the next boxing game.

Hold your arms towards your body in a guarding motion to avoid attacks from the opposing robot and then hold your arms outwards away from your body in a punching motion to create an attack for the opposing robot. I'm not going to lie as accurately as Everything has been so far on this camera. This isn't perfect, but it's still functional and honestly more reliable and better than anything on the HD 20110 connection, although I look like an apron stain. Why are you sad about a little more practice? I'll be there. I'm so sorry, I have to divorce my wife, next game.

UFO Juggler, look me Square in the eyes and tell me you love me. You wave at the UFOs to prevent them from falling, but don't wave at them. too much or they will get too excited and die, at least this one requires some thinking, multitasking and straight, if you just stand in front of the camera and move your whole body to cheat it won't work in this game so make sure you Play it correctly and get zero points, but you know what's not important if you're flying a plane, land upside down and kill everyone on board.

What really matters is if you got 4000 skill points in the next game. play with us ma'am I'm a 7 year old boy what is a slap broadcast you may ask well let me show you the next turntable game you spin plates you know what I love the names of these games , everything today is so complicated, don't do it. everyone longs for the days of bowling, golf, skiing, eating, sitting, Sho, okay, so he said, welcome, what are you going to say now, thank you, thank you for Paul embarrassing me in conclusion, the turntable is the Scariest horror game of all time, this is an upcoming hack game.

Boogie down, it's a Simon Says game. You look at the peg-legged woman for a moment and then copy her while making sure to lure her behind her hair every time you're on the subway and want to start a Simon Says dance. go with a woman just do this, the next game will go very well ghost hunter something strange in your neighborhood who are you going to call Molester? This game is like Kung Fu except you're waving at slow moving targets instead of hitting fast ones. It's making me very sleepy. I'm going to go see things hidden in your bed.

You call smell. Push her. Then, when you finally had enough, the game tells you that you got rid of 30,200 ghosts. Very well done, pat yourself on the back and then. Do it again because your lunch got stuck in the next game Mirror Tim 3, my personal favorite in the mirror, Tim series. Hey, you look good, but it looks like you have aboo. Now, this is a head scratcher. What if I told you? I had to wave at the corners of the screen, but then I cut you in half and turned you around. I am confident in saying that this is a puzzle game.

In fact, it gave me a headache trying to figure it out as quickly as you want. I stopped solving it and instead tried to force myself to vomit the end game Rocket Rumble, look, the chest shelf came back and wow, does he have a mare because he bought a bunch of fireworks that don't explode unless a big man and hairy equal them? color and then hits a paddle, a common problem for a person born with one, you have to be very specific with your hand movements here, like when you hit the center of the boards in kung fu, but it's a little slower. and I will say that it was a toy game and I have to say that, for being the first game ever created for a new technology based on camera movement, it is surprisingly competent, it is not complicated or stupid, but for a computer technician 20 years. demo is ok and talking Tech demos I toy play also took the opportunity to give you experimental stuff along with the mini games as a hint of what was possible and what could be done with the camera Technology, you can see them underwater Hello everyone. m cicus I'm drowning by Thun I'm a whale, you can look like bubbles, you can't win the game, I'm everywhere, at the same time, all the time, forever and you can never get rid of me, which is a sad lesson of life that you all need to know with me being on YouTube, you can see yourself with balloons, yes, so if you ever wanted a real birthday and you're not allowed one at home, now you can do it on PlayStation 2.

Look at you on the ice, anyone? Have you ever wanted to be trapped in an ice cube? Yeah, I, you can see yourself materializing, this is really cool, I love it, this is my new favorite thing, so if I like to pull really fast, it actually shows. like it disappears, you can see yourself in different colored sand, okay, sorry, everyone, I haggled, oh, I'm still haggling, sorry, everyone, life hasn't been the same since Chernobyl, you can see yourself in spiders, so everyone These spiders are on the real estate market. and you have to try to round them all up and move them to shared accommodation next to the VW Camper, there you can see yourself being copied by your own TV, oh so it's delayed, well this is great, how about I go there, no ?

It's not cool, it's very boring, in fact you can see yourself with bees, this makes me nervous, so what do we do? Oh, it's bees and that's the game, bye, can you see yourself throwing rainbows, doctor, I'm the Crayola man. I must warn you about the year 3017 when we lose the crayon and we, we, cannot, cannot draw on paper and you may even see yourself with leaves. Wow mom, I always wanted to play with leaves for fun. Can you bring me the sheet while playing? video game, you know when people say: touch the grass. For the love of God, go outside and touch the leaves.

What are we doing? My favorite is that you can see yourself having an attack without the mess. The toy fits together without the mess. Hello everyone, this is my impression. Someone who has it completely under control. I promise you I'm fine, no, no, doctor. I don't need, no, I don't need that pill. I'm fine. I'll see you at the same time next week. Okay, bye, don't worry about me, I'll see you soon. In fact, I changed my mind. This is my new favorite. Without effect. Well, they didn't lie about that. Sorry, everyone. I was just busy listening to Jamera Toy Groove.

Yeah, I mean, why the hell not? You've got new motion camera technology for a game console, of course, a dance party was just around the corner and here it is, I play GRS, the first game for PS2 that lets you control it with your ass Get on Up for continue playlist with Madonna Village People Fat Boy Slim last last update Hi everyone, do you know who I think of immediately after listening to Elvis? However, the best part of the back for me is the first bonus. The feature listed is a calorie counter Hello customer, thank you for purchasing our game and as a special bonus we will tell you how fat you are here we come.

I toy Groove is the strange rhythm game of I toy play, but like my Pony in Deviant Art. expanded there are many songs licensed to dance and the game recognizes everything you do to a tea. I'm actually a little surprised to be honest, this little thing has no right to work this well, young man, no need to feel young, I said. man, you got a bad B and you'll stay there when you fall to the ground and can't get up from 30, it's fun to stay on the ground, oh I mean, what more can I say? It's a rhythm game and it works, but now you're in it and flapping around like a duck that couldn't escape the Hound.

This is basically a simple but difficult game to master like DDR, but with your hands I like this game, go get it and then. invite your friends to play it as long as they can fit long spin by Dennis what's my song this one yeah work come on this is long discrimination We're family and all my sisters are long I'm digging deeper underground I'm digging oh, I found my ancestor oh no oh , where did my little eye become unfair? The next step is a game. I'm going to look for it. ketu zorori itazura King. This is one of three Japanese exclusive ey toy sets and I own absolutely none.

I have no idea what this is, but I think I might enjoy it. It's got a coconut pig, a sailor cat, a fuzzy Japanese boy, and someone about to tell me how wrong I am. Well, actually, in any other circumstance, I would normally go really, really deep. and details about the story of this game and then criticizing it through the lens of its mechanics and then impacting the video game industry as a whole, but this time I'm not going to do that because this game starts with you sucking farts. Of a pig, what doesn't feel right watching this now should be where we stop, but I want to see how this story mode plays out.

However, if there is a story mode within this game and there is a story happening, there is a lot of it. the Duolingo bird can help me and that's going to make things difficult, but really that matters when the first thing the story asks of you is to suck the big ones out of a pig's hole to feed a smelly cannon, no, it's not like that the next . What you have to do is mess up a bedroom and get tissues everywhere for the Splat that is sure to follow and then continue with a game where you draw Japanese letters on a light board that doesn't know if you are drawing them. accurately or power a green power plant, so honestly, who cares?

I have to have this sound that reminds me constantly, like pinching under a skirt. I do not need that. I don't understand why I don't do it. I don't understand why he has cauliflower fingers. I don't understand why these guys don't stop shooting them. I don't understand why there is a Golden Bulldog judging me. Oh, there is no red word. Brilliant. Hey guys and girls, have you ever wanted to perform an orchestra drawing squares drawing squares drawing squares drawing squares drawing squares and drawing a triangle and then another square watch out, oh watch out for everyone the nerd has loaded after that you get a game where you have to try to tickle your dad and then you can play a game where you get rid of all the pigs that are snotting you everywhere by clapping the bubbles and yes the toy recognizes when you clap because I tried to push them away and they didn't It worked, so fair play to you, senator, bag cheeks.

You may be a disgusting game, but you know how to program a mechanic where you can just clap on the cat spit, then have a quick game of stealing everyone else's food while slapping them if they dare come near you, killing Starve your dog and then this happens, what do we have here? Are we a refrigerator or a mirror? Wait, wait, are these locker rooms? Do you want to play Peeping Tom simulator? Look, well, it's hard for them. I guess they got soap on them now, that should be where we are. stop, but I wanted to give the game one last chance to make some kind of sense.

Surely the cat in the pajamas will start doing something normal and then this happened. Here comes the policeman, the policeman, okay, so no, let's wait, let's wait, let's take the. farts at the cop is that what we're doing now is me in the corner you know when you're playing for a living you have to reach some limit there has to be a line that has to be drawn and I think that line is drawn in a game of kids about a hairy pig farting in a cop's face that's when you stop by the way how come I'm not doing well at this yet? the fuzzy kid on the back of the box is fine maybe he has a clue what he's saying chill out bring me the bread well I guess if nothing else can be said about this game at least I know I'm wider than average.

Japanese boy, hello, hell, hello, I'm a sponsor, you didn't tell me you were a robot, this video has been sponsored by R Shadow Legend, new VPN. I should have known this is what happens when I don't have a sponsorship, he doesn't. I don't know what to do with him, oh he's not a robot, he's flesh and blood, he's dead, but without a sponsor I can't sell anything let alone my own high quality merchandise from my high quality merchandise site which is from high quality, no, I go. you need to keep using it cicus has some new products available for you right now at pixel empire.com caddy there are now four new items to eat including a sticker of this confident little leprechaun, a new poster of this brave idiot that comes with a sticker of this scared idiot and two new t-shirts, when you can't afford high-end headphones, go for Dr.

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Equip yourself today in the pixel empire.com caddy so you can be cooler than everyone around you, don't be square, be kite, oh wait, wait, it's not gone yet, I think it might have. One last thing to say, the man escaped, right, we're only three games in and the fourth game is sports, sorry, so here we have a quaint little game called ooh move, which is what the old lady tells me when I I sit next to them on the bus. and you can see on the box that we're in for a great time because the lady on the TV is out of focus.

First of all, we have the art studio for all the miscellaneous crap that doesn't fit the sports theme. I have blurry slow motion welcome to my stand-up I have a joke for you get ready sew sew your pants because they will go what do I do? What happened to me when I missed the bus this morning? I lost the we've definitely smashed Frosty oh no no one can look at me what am I going to do oh I know do it look at me and delay we have sand so apparently this is what we call sand um sand is more or less exactly like um, I'm going to distort my voice and talk to You talk about my horrible traumatic experience dealing with a former children's television presenter right now.

I would like to roll up my sleeves. Okay, you want to see some sand. Okay, we have party time. Are you OK? You're not fine. When was the last time someone went? to a party like this stop looking at me I don't know what you think I can do for you but I can't do that this is almost an analog horror I feel like something is going to come from the darkness behind me, stop, what? like what do I do, what do I dance, oh, yes, we have a kaleidoscope and here we see the plumage of the jimos cadus in flower, that part is where the seeds are sewn, oh my God, this is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life, we have mow the grass Oh, I should mow all the grass and see what happens.

I'm going to see what happens if I mow all the grass. I'm not mowing the lawn anymore and we even have this bouncing baby. I always wanted to bounce one. There is misleading advertising I wanted to slap a baby but we don't care about any of that we want to move okay well I don't want to move but we want Sports well no, I don't want Sports either, not me First of all, I don't want any of this, we have the goalkeeper perfect, there's just one problem, although like William Shakespeare, it doesn't work. I don't know, maybe we're finally getting to the point where it has nothing to do with how good the camera itself is, but rather how it works.

Developers can make it work. I should have been able to save at least half of these goals, but it just didn't workcorrectly. How do you go from cutting wood at a precise angle and spitting bubbles by clapping your hands to your entire body being unable to block? a ball, I know, maybe it's because the game is too fast, so how about we slow it down with aliens throwing balls? persuade him not to penalize you, you know how in real football the referee takes out someone's card and then just gives them a little tickle and then the card disappears, you'd think this would be more attractive than just greeting a person for a while and wait until you can say hello to someone else, but no, honestly, that's all you do, it's paralyzing, but you have to keep going.

Could you live with yourself if your high score was lower than the fraud? Honestly, what's going on? Get on with your shit, I swear someone dropped this in London during the space breakout, you're bouncing a soccer ball and playing in the breakout, what more does a growing kid need? You don't need much to say here, okay, so we'll move on to the next game. which is called dribbling, yeah it's another slug game where you move a ball from left to right between cones very slowly, you know, for a game that tells me you move, it sure spends a lot of time telling me you stay still , look at me, look.

To me, this is the face of someone alert and ready for another game of toy football, except he's not because I'm going to skip the rest and see what else needs to be done, yeah, sorry I'm not. Sorry , what you will find in much of the ey toy library is that they are just miname builds that are all Vari of the exact same idea. I'm not doing the same thing over and over again. I prefer to play. batting frenzy or rugby crash that tells you to run, block and throw but it doesn't work correctly or horse racing that is misspelled because maybe the horse's name is horse and it allows you to ride the back of a horse while whipping it and you look at the Cured Pruto Ham coming out of his mouth or hole in one that isn't golf at all and just pushes everything away from a ball that has been hit by someone else with a snowman on his head and ends up with a photo of high score from you, even though you weren't expecting it, happy birthday, by the way, I'm aware that we've just started this marathon, but to be honest, I'm already getting really tired of all the greetings you have to do on everything, especially on the games when You don't even need to be standing there or waving at anything, but since it's on a toy and you're in front of the camera, you have to use your arms, motion control and everything.

You just have to stand there and say hello to everything. time, even if you don't need to stand or wave or move, you can use a controller, but it's a key to the game, you just have to stand there and wave at everything, it's non-stop all the time. the way we wash our face we wash our face we wash our face this is the way we wash our face and now I've lost my face here's a toy hey exclusive AP Escape spin-off cool monkey Mania whoa is that one open mouth o Do you have really big lips?

I don't know what to expect here, but this kid doesn't seem to be having a good time, he seems very worried and this girl came dressed in a BMX helmet. Oh come on, why is she still like this? happening, be careful not to run into objects or people, I forgot, thanks Monkey Mania, now I love an ape escape and I know things like Ape Academy and Ape Quest, but somehow I didn't even know this existed until now, so To commemorate this, my name is Beef. I also need an accessory, so I chose an exploding head, and as far as my perfect profile picture goes, the game has just begun and I've been given an opponent worthy of rivaling the mighty Beef San's Gusto.

Lord of the R I wasn't sure what exactly I was expecting here, but it turns out that Monkey Mania is a vomit clone of Mario Party, so if you've played Mario Party before you know what you're getting into, roll a number. In a space deal with whatever the space says, collect items to win and occasionally compete in mini-games to win or lose more items, but now you're doing it all in a urinal, it's just Mario's party, but standing He doesn't have much more to say here. He's already done with it, not really, there's more, it's Mario Party, but with many games taking over a minute to finish instead of seconds, you can buy as many times as you want in one go, but then you can't use them either .

As you move around the board the way to win the game is by having enough monkeys to get to the top and yet when you get to the space to win the game it still asks you if you want to go to the winning space to immediately . win the game, which means you can choose not to win the game, and to top it all off, with a bright red infected cherry, the scoring system gives you effort points that mean nothing more than, to be fair, if you were al but just to buy a piece of meat for one p I would put five efforts too n even worse people I played a round of this for 23 minutes and in all that time I played five minigames the rest of the time it was exactly what you're looking at now same for minutes and minutes at a time, it's so boring.

AP exhaust and boring go together like unleaded gasoline and your liver. I don't even know why this justifies the use of the toy because not only do almost no minigames happen. You actually get the most out of the camera, but also because 70% of the time you sit and watch your computer player doing more than you and every once in a while a tentacle appears that isn't mine. I promise, wow, I was finally able to reproduce the crash. and like mine every time I want where I drive a poorly cropped JPEG that doesn't rotate correctly stay still my heart is beating please it's too exciting my heart is racing my chest hurts HS stop wasting your breath stop getting me excited don't talk to me I'm going to die here.

We have SpongeBob and move with friends. Well, if you do, make sure everyone takes turns cleaning the dishes and that everyone pays their fair share of the bills. I hate myself. Rotate the manual focus ring until the image appears. It's sharp, oh yeah, sh, sharp as a wooden spoon for this adventure. I'm shedding and unlike all real life human babies you can choose your color orange Splat GO am San chocolate delta blues soft yellow red alert on pink oh dear p stin and yes I know I said it was an adventure but no , it's not, it's more mini-games from various Nickelodeon shows, but that's not a problem.

I'm aware of the occasional Nick that attacks me, so let's start with the SpongeBob games, starting with bowling. which feels completely impossible to attack and I don't appreciate Patrick's trapdoor mouth or SpongeBob looking at me like he wants to take me back, after that you get a matching game that is honestly impossible because how are you supposed to choose a ingredient? at a time and then move on to another ingredient without the rest of your body activating another ingredient. I don't know and I would ask SpongeBob but he is too busy reliving his time in anger but then there is this driving game and this one is good, you hit the left and right side of the car to change lanes, collect bubbles and avoid the drain covers.

It's like playing Subway Surfers or Temple Run on your phone, but much more fun and all you need is a PS2 console. SpongeBob on PS2 and a toy camera. Decent lighting and a 50 kilo box. I even got a high score on this one and I will cherish that memory forever. We also have another nice jellyfish next, although all you have to do is hit the jellyfish and try to stop hitting Squidward. since you don't need to try hard he'll end up with a shotgun in a few years it's a very fun time but when I say it's fast I mean it you only have 61.9 seconds to do it but that's enough with Patrick and Sponge Robert , what about his friends he's moving in with?

Well, they don't get as much attention as he does, both because of the number of minigames and what they are, it's just an extended exchange of image panels. arm flying through the rings Jimmy Neutron huge head juggling the hockey puck goalie while you give up on life and realize the shame you're waving in the crevices of a fish tank this absolute dog sub game is supposed to which allows you to control the depth but it just doesn't work and a snake game but with magnets on the edge of the Arena pulling Daniel Fant towards the vans.

The only thing worth mentioning that stands out is this Fairly Odd Parents-style Billy Hatcher Katamari arcade game that is very fast and controls very well, and this Danny Phantom Ghostbusters game where you have to time an explosion long range left and right to hit the ghost almost like Hungry Hungry Hippos, but people jumped into the enclosure and at that point you might as well say goodbye to little Billy because his head won't belong. While this is a really strange game, it's really hard to get a solid feel for something when one second you're having a blast and then immediately afterward the menu keeps scrolling to the left and all you can do is watch. to horror, this game is like half of it works perfectly and is a lot of fun and the other half fell asleep SpongeBob on PS2 is a stroke, wait, who is that over there?

Hey, caddy, how's he doing? Oh, of course, it's my favorite part of me. top of my head it won't be long I just came to show you something inside me that you probably forgot but you really liked well top of my head I would really appreciate something I like what is it oh no? I'm on the path to Sega Superstars, a game I played all the time and loved as a kid, but also the only game that ever made me so angry I booted up the movie, is now the first thing I have to mention above any other stuff.

The thing about Sega Superstars is that it has a very fun confirmation noise and, based on the intro alone, this is the most effort put into any of these games so far, if for no other reason than it actually gives you another Choo Original cho. Rocket Billy Hatcher and Nights into Dreams, a game that you control as if you had a pole stuck in you, as if it were inside you, but that's not all. Sega Superstars goes to great lengths to translate its own series into a motion-controlled camera filming a real person. mini-games and even if they're the same ideas over and over again, like Sambad Amigo being another Groove toy, they managed to fill every inch of the screen with a lot more personality color and general stuff than any of the other games so far. and your living room with water is no longer the focal point, now you are just part of the game

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s, maybe a side of Virtual Fighter when Akira breaks into your house to steal your cushions, but don't worry, I'll take care of it .

From you we can get dunelm some new furniture. I'm really impressed by the production values ​​here and all the games run really well too. What obsessed me, when I was 10 years old, to rip the skin off this game was Super Monkey Ball, it was probably Super. Monkey Ball, but I say it's not even that hard, I managed to get through everything, no problem, I even got a high score which I've never achieved before in Monkey Ball. Super, yeah, give me some skin, the Space Channel 5 game is great. a memory copy game and a rhythm game at the same time and to end each round by putting yourself right between their legs why did they do this? why is it possible?

There's nothing to see anyway because someone passed under it. skirt and put polyfill in it, then there's the Choo Cho Rocket, of course, the multi-tasking, time-based, baffling, virtuoso Striker, for being a really responsive and fun way to head a ball towards the scoring globes. PUO pop fever for being the most accurate object interaction. Miname, I think. I've ever watched it from a 240p webcam from 2003 and I just want to say, look how smooth and fast Knights is at controlling the connection, what's your excuse? More like a kid, not Sega Superstars, it's even done well enough that I could comfortably get a high.

Score in almost all minigames apart from Crazy Taxi. Apparently I have a scream. Move your body to take the taxi. Okay. Hello. I need a ride to the train. Be careful the time is up, so to celebrate they asked me for a photo. appears on the front screen of each minigame, so I gave a big congratulations to oo GST drinking pain or woman's partner in wet TAG and of course to the man who was named in honor of what Billy Hatcher is the unborn fetus per minute, this game is 3 plus and yet they somehow managed to get the zombie violence past the sensors, that's hardcore.

Sega, you are a company, a publisher in fact, that started in 1940 when they were known as standard games that offered coin operated games for military bases in Hawaii after that in 1952 they moved to Japan and then a lot happened other things and then they created Sega Superstars and, in addition to everything quirky and unique that this game does, it's not all for the sake of high scores. and nothing more, it's so you can earn rings and then use them to buy thingsfor your pet cow, oh my gosh, yes, I know this is a Sonic Adventure thing, it's not mind-blowing or anything, but can you tickle your Chow yourself? either pet your Chow yourself or go see a dodgy blind man to spend $10,000 on a tree on the black market yourself no you don't but you do here in this game and is it worth it to watch your cow eat a shrinking pie and then spend five thousand dollars on a trumpet that only gives you a percentage chance of ever picking it up and playing it.

Yes it is. I spent over an hour on this game and really enjoyed almost every moment. I mean, take a step back and it's really dumb to say, yeah man, this game is so fun that you want to play it for at least an hour, but for something as physically demanding as this, yeah, that's an accomplishment, oh, I they shout. It's still just waving your turkey wings at a bunch of shapes while Sega characters yell at you. I'm not sure I'd go so far as to say it's your new favorite game of all time, oh yeah PSW, that's a good take. why did you go bankrupt and just for fun this is what you can try at home remember that the hey toy is in fact a USB camera, in fact the first batches of these were made by Logitech, so if you wanted to do it with the correct drivers, You can use this on your PC as a webcam with its built-in microphone and everything awesome. 20 years old you can still control video games and be ready to go for your next Zoom meeting, so with a little redistribution we'll all be more productive.

What I mean, yeah, that sounds good to me, what do you think? Jim Kenneth, you're a slug and Sharon gets into the trash. What we need to do is kill off our anti-grab toy, the only game I can think of where it is. It is advertised by showing a headless boy jumping on his television with his jeans falling off and his boxes dangling. This game was created by Harmonics, the same people behind the original Guitar Hero and Rock Band. That's weird, but more importantly, what is this part? Here, what's that in your pants, man, why do you keep a white rose in your pants?

Well, first things first, this introduction is difficult. I'm researching this style and listening to the music for goodness sake and then after a super quick head calibration test we spin. in the fog and then we get to choose our character, who have great things to say, like they kick me and do tricks like a lunatic and there's even a cameo from Tetsuo, Iron Man, don't let him touch you, even though you'll get rusty. But In the end I stuck with this guy whose name is compound compound man why it's called compound it's like having a baby and naming it after parking and as you can probably guess from the cover, tinkering with antigrav is a game of hoverboard which requires your whole body to make it work, wait I know what that's like, it's like other free Sonic video games right?

Would you believe it when I say that my anti-grip toy is a game that is 6 years older than Sonic Riders on a console 32 times less powerful than the Xbox 360 uses a motion capture device with half the resolution and lacks the Infrared connection technology. It works infinitely better than this because it does all the crouching, all the jumping, all the leaning, all the extended arms at multiple levels while standing or bending down all the arm movements needed for aerial tricks all the direction and decrease the speed the entire flight with arms outstretched like a dying Christ everything you see here not only works well but is also reliable, the only thing I couldn't get to work was how sensitive the name entry screen was, so I guess that CAC will have to do it, but everyone look at the bigger picture.

I managed to win a race twice, I even got a high score in the combo tricks race and couldn't even do a trick. in Tony hog ride that had no camera at all kous honestly this game is good I'm speechless hi caddie I'm Joe how are you ahuh I can't believe it look everyone it's my stepbrother with one leg longer than the other jool lee what are they? What are you doing here Joe? He was playing an anti-gravity toy but couldn't stop turning left. Oh my god, what did you think would happen? Idiot, it's not my fault.

I just got there and couldn't get out of the door frame so I decided to give it a try. It's the first game I've played well. I'm really sorry that the first video game you played was the only one that required you to stand up to function properly, but don't worry, I have a few more. He's down, he's fine, I'm used to it, well done, well in that case, why don't we take a look at the next game? The second of the three, can you lift me up? Please, why don't we take a look at the next one? game the second of the three help me stepbro i'm stuck the next game is the second of three japanese exclusives from ey toy and it's called clamp.

I don't know what it is or what it is about, but one thing is for sure. Am I a toy? That's a good sign. I don't know what Google thinks the camera on the side requires. Little does he know. I'm really into this. I'm coming so here we are and based on some research I found out that this is it. I actually called Card Cap Sakura with Sakura and Asbo and usually I can work my way through a foreign game to get to the actual game or at least figure out the concrete basis of what's going on, but this time I don't have idea.

What's going on? I even managed to get into what I thought was story mode and after 4 minutes of waving to skip all the voiceless dialogue I couldn't read, I got to a new menu and guessed what I was supposed to click on next. and then I went back to the main menu, meaning I had to start all over again. My point is, if I've ever bothered you in the past for not liking something you like, here's evidence why you should never listen to me. So here we go again, another 4 minutes of skipped dialogue Hi guys, Hi guys, it's me, G, and I'm very proud to announce my new game mode.

Advance Gaming Channel, yeah, I finally waved right and now we're getting somewhere, look. a man with an acorn head that is too big to fit in this young girl's room so he sank to the floor and I guess now he has given us a bunch of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Is this the card that captures the game named after me? I don't care, each of these cards houses a minigame and that's all I need to know and the first thing I tried was a cool maze game, as maze games go, they're mazes which means they're very easy . get lost and not only do you get lost but you have to get rid of it by holding your arm out from your body for 4 and a half minutes straight while people passing by your house look out your window and start calling the local neighborhood watch.

Then there's this game about hitting little pimples with your ears and this is where I discovered the best card cover feature for Sakura: it's the only eye toy game out of all 28 that doesn't allow you to pause or stop covering the card. aim entirely or from a PS2 controller, manual override once you start a game, you're married to any drops you have while skating until you run out of time or win the game, including this pinball game that goes on forever until you you lose all your balls. slot machine game that just involves pressing a button and luck for a minute and a half and especially this card matching game which, to be fair, is fine because you have to try to match everything together while the cards are shuffled after each turn, but This game lasted me 7 even minutes, seven whole minutes standing there and waving like a grandmother saying goodbye to her grandchildren for the last time.

I finally got fed up and decided to sit and do nothing waiting for the final season of Breaking Bad to come around. broke and then the timer finally ran out and yet somehow I still gained 3n after 4 minutes and 50 seconds of doing nothing. Does anyone have a little girl I can strangle? Oh, don't worry, I found one who is the man of the summer. give anything to live again take me back oh all in all sakura card cover on the ps2 hey toy is the best game for you if you want to see your finger poke your minor's head wfu but whatever you do, Don't touch the Hey toy man, hey, you know what I want to know, if playing is so cool, then where's the game going?

Here it is now. I know what you're thinking, scoundrels, friend, right? I play Play 2, only two, I play, I play some, no, there are two. I guess the original Packin Tech demo was popular enough to earn a sequel, and to be fair, this was the toy game that the 10-year-old caddy put the most hours into, so let's see if there's anything to salvage. From a man who really loves that baseball this looks good, there's nothing wrong here. I'm here to help you find your way in the game. I'm here to tell you to shut up, make sure you can fit into the player's scheme like you fit into your own coffin my Play 2 toy is the same as the first game, but with 10 times the production values, many more minigames, many more multiplayer games, although I will die alone and only a slightly higher degree of Polish worldwide. board, which also means that along with the minigames we also get more of these lab experiments that you don't necessarily play, but damn, you just have to look at them all anyway, it's the cell that features The Roof, the endless reaches of the space population, a nice size. massive this is the gy nebula and one of the stones is here Mound on the planet Mound everyone bleeds but the good thing is that bleeding is fun so everyone does it to themselves and that's why there's no one living here anymore, another planet you can visit is this one is called marble on the planet marble everyone here has a very long cap on their head be careful although every time you move you bring the icy reminder of ice so of course no one You can forget the planet boils on the planet boils.

Not only does it look like a boil but you also boil and then when you finish your tour of the Gym Nebula you get a souvenir in the form of one of those Jewish hats, so now you have a souvenir forever, thanks for visiting the Gym Nebula , bye bye bright colored fruits, okay, so to avoid giving them a healthier diet and to take care of myself, I have decided to do the best I can do and just look for whatever we have in the refrigerator for this video game. So I managed to find a yellow pepper, a small carton of apple juice, where do they go?

I don't know where I was. I was going to add my wagon wheel, oh this is cool. I have an empty carton of apple juice and a woman in a pepper wow everyone I'm invisible why does the mirror in the background have skin now so how am I doing hello oh so I have to talk to him oh oh actually we can play pool um I just started and I Lost, yeah, what happens if I touch it? Oh, you get one. Yes boy. Oh, I like that, oh, and now we're done, we're done with our masterpiece.

Can anyone see what I was looking for? Yes, that's right, it's a self-portrait, so enough. of that, let's try the real game, it works, it works, look, I know I say that a lot, believe me, I know, but when your most recent experience with this kind of technology is the penguins of Madagascar, you find yourself saying that a lot when it ends up working . I have more flaws in the accuracy with which it reads your body movements, even down to your fingertips, which are so pixelated and indistinguishable on camera that they might as well be a wet towel, but damn, look at this little Fuck, It's good, it works and all it took to get here was a little bit of ethnic stereotyping, oh boy, how's it going?

A sound, let's find out by saying that, although I can't remember the last time I heard a northern English accent this strong in a video game game used to be great now try to save at least three out of five shots. I'm not sure, although that guy seems a little SAU to me, yes, sauce, no, no, the sauce of him, he, daring, objective and helps your team win the game. He comes in, go and tell me where I have to put a cake and don't get me wrong. I'm not saying this is high art or super stimulating, but it's a lot of fun, I can't lie and it's all worth it when in the game of baseball after multiple attempts to play correctly and not being able to hit a single home run, you give up and you do this or when you receive a knockout in the boxing game and your replay of the action captures the moment when you are also in it. deep and you think you are actually protecting your family from a man in the house.

There is an updated version of kung fu, a robot monkey puzzle game that is a lot of fun and then there are deeper mini games that have micro games within the main name, such as cooking. where you have to match each order on the ticket correctly, but then if you run out of batches or make too many mistakes, then you have to go into microgames to create the missing ingredients as quickly as possible before the day ends, all under the umbrella. from a game called Mr Chef, oh sorry, you got me in the middle of eating a sandwich, that's my name.

I challenge you to cook,Well then come on, you beat me, but I didn't even try. There's even a fun secret. Agent game where you have to stay as still as possible when search lights shine on you while solving puzzles within a time limit. Look at me, see. I'm not Burger King. I'm Burg King. I play. Play 2 is a good ride. I'd do it again, even that slightly Jank building game where you can't hammer nails directly and you have to break down a wall to sell his houses to Aquaman and with that Jim exposes himself not only as a racist but also as a plagiarist, which Which The worst thing is that he stole that part from YouTuber H, a much more successful and popular guy, and this is not a one-time mistake, it is a constant pattern of behavior.

Is there a charging path that extends to Twitter, where he blatantly copied a viral tweet that Hbomb made word of? per word and he thought he could get away with it just because he did it before me the C so I ask you to please unsubscribe from cadus think twice about everything you consume on YouTube and Disney move Disney move Disney move Disney move move go move the way disney moves it's a national speed limit you're the star the actor it's you fun fun fun everywhere like you see on tv where oh what do we have here then 15 disney characters six disney Worlds three levels of difficulty awaits the unexpected explosions Obama Immediately, what strikes me about Disney's move is how completely sterile and empty it is for the deep and rotten despondency, every millimeter from the front of the box to the screens of loading, menus, music, miname backgrounds and still image transitions every time they explain what happens in the tutorials, from the source to the silly The simplicity of the minigames to the indecision of being a black pirate or a white pirate is boring is so boring is monotonous is tired is dreary is monotonous is boring is depressing and many other words that you can find in the sponsor of today's video, a thesaurus.

I wish I had something more to say or more jokes to make, but I can't, can you make a joke about the back of the box has mostly white space Microsoft Word Search. What surprises me the most is that this is from Disney and not Ikea during Miname's ghost capture. The cameras you use managed to capture the essence of how I felt about the whole thing, for God's sake. Aladdin's rug game that just doesn't work I got crushed by at least seven melons and I kept falling off the rug and I still won what is this game?

The Lilo and Stitch music band. The Lilo and Stitch music band. What other type of elastic band? I'd go so far as to say it's a mess, but it doesn't even spread far enough to leave anything on the mattress. It's just a game of nothing, an empty game, nothing, nothing, nothing, from Disney, from all the people I expected more from. a game that promised me I could beat Donald Disney Duck. Move on with your Asda smart price box and your incorrect script. Haunted Mansion. That's not what the words say. I say move. This is one of the worst games I have ever played.

It's not even a joke. not because he's incompetent or anything, but because he's so boring and inept that he's a Being exhausted sitting in a game is like exhaling and I can't believe that with all the resources and money Disney has they haven't done anything good with it, yet , although I have to be fair, I like an unexpected explosion, hey. with the PlayStation 2 who if I if you think that you bought a video game system to play a video game well, I mean, no, you bought it to learn, I told your son educ, they will teach you the number four backwards, they will teach you the octopus. they will teach you toenails you will have material to have fun studying with hail falling by Kang I get rid of the bonus game love Coffee multiplication table clams assemble a mobile I have trouble understanding numbers multiplication tables are difficult learn oh my God look at this it's a 2005 Korean Christmas Catalog for PS2, what a trip, although I can't understand what the writing says, I still feel nostalgic reading this and to be fair, even if the Katamari section was in English it still wouldn't make any sense, oh man, look.

I even have my favorite PlayStation 2 racket, Clank Tool, Warrior College, you know how they say AI is the future, this may be an educational game, but in reality they have told us a story and that is that one day a girl left for her, so she told her brother how wonderful it was to have foliage coming out of your head, so he decided to push them a clover and then a book, so it's your job to complete a bunch of educational games inside the book , like this game of mathematical equations. I'm great at that it's not my fault numbers are different in Korean you can also do some simultaneous color matching games rhythm and pattern memory games simultaneous weight and number matching games learn the best time to get a couple of breits out of the stove so you don't burn games and games where you're navigating a maze with a monkey who uses your old party face to react to hitting a rock and then relieving himself on a clam.

I'm going to complain about this, actually, where is the customer? services you have dialed a wrong number please check the number and try again you are not korean. Okay, I forgot that foreign countries have an area code. I'm going to add the Korea area code and try again. It ended immediately. As? about the Korean dialing code, but without the zero, you have dialed a wrong number. Okay, I'm going to try this one more time. We're sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Check the number and try calling again. The new BTS. The single sounds great, are you still rolling?

Yes, why did you give me two different answers? There were the same number as the first. There is a conspiracy and that was the United States, the United States and Korea, one equal. Does Korea exist? Who can say? We know one thing: We really took mobile phones for granted before the days when screens in your pocket were used to watch someone else's live video instantly and that they use more data in one second than each computer combined to carry three men to the moon 50 years ago. It is what people had to degrade themselves to be able to see another person who was not in the same house.

I chat with Broadband Communicator, yes you call it Broadband, but I remember it. You go to Google Images and search for an attractive woman and then after 25 seconds of waiting you would see her ankle, unfortunately all the official online servers for the ps2 were shut down, there wasn't even a clear image, they were shut down meaning now this game is nothing more than an elaborate method of fixing a wobbly table in a restaurant, but you have to respect the story, look at this, you know it will be good when all the text is completely clear in the box, except for the three main points, and hey , even if it no longer works in At least these guys had a great time to reiterate, although yes, the software itself has no value other than simply looking at the options menus, trying a connection that doesn't exist, and typing your name in the system sunk, this is great, but enough of that.

Next we have ey toy Tales, another of the extremely rare Korean ey toy games for PS2 and the most expensive game I ended up choosing for this video, so you know what that means. Yes, I'm afraid it has to go. nice thumb hello darling I'm the little old lady who lives on your knee, I'm sure there's a lot to digest on this cover and I know you're expecting me to immediately make a joke about this pig's arms looking weird, but what kind? immature creton you think I am I'm not going to make that joke the cover already made that joke for me because that's, yeah, that's just a goatee.

Sorry, the pig walks on knobs, my mind doesn't. in the gutter, what does this look like? I bet I'm the only person in the world who is at risk of being removed from YouTube or having a video removed for showing a cartoon pig's leg. This is an educational tool based on a fairy tale for younger Koreans. kids learning English, which means three things: one, I can understand it very well because I'm from the place that invented English, two, I don't need to play the minigames because I can spell bum roll, and three, I have absolutely nothing I can do. write the game and my reactions speak for themselves so enjoy it because I did it.

I can already tell this is going to be great. What will the voice be like? Once upon a time there were three little pigs. Why it's a game in the Clinton years. George Wood is. that Final Fantasy 3 you get it or you die, their mother told them to leave the house because they were because they brought home G. their mother had also just spent all of her son's maintenance getting his hands out of the kitchen gloves before leave, he said before Laugh, he will try to eat you. Wow, you couldn't sound a little more worried. Could you, holy friend, have teeth right behind your jaw?

Every time he closes his mouth, he eats himself. What is so funny? I am a cloud, my name is rabbit. no, your name is your name it's not raining no, where is the cloud? I am a cloud, build strong houses, then you will always be safe from the wolf, can the rabbit speak, oh, there is no wrong dwelling, so it's okay, what is it? The name is rabbit, wait, wait, so wait, what do you have to remind your children to do? I'm sorry? Were they strong houses they needed? What was a strong strong dwelling? Not a strong strong home.

The first pig thought that the straw would make a good house. and in school he got the worst grades easy to build a house, yeah look at this NWA, easy to destroy the house, oh, oh, owner, you got ped, man, it's the wolf, not by the hair on my chin, chin , no, no, why do you The voice keeps changing and I will blow up your house. Is it inside or down? This is my favorite game of all time. What a keyword of the day. It blew, so the wolf knocked down the house and ate the first little pig.

Wait, wait, okay? he is Hing, the second little pig thought the sticks would make a good house and then the pig tried to make a chimney and then he realized that all his hand He would be the first BW and I will blow up your house, what will this look like ? kill the oh we're in the middle of the action shot I like the direction you're taking the story Fidgeting Such you are this is very Christopher Nolan what's the bet I'm going to say hello to this bird who's going to say hello, I'm bird, bird , that's even better, so later that night the wolf ate a roast hey kids, you know where hot dogs come from, you guessed it, the three little pigs and they built a brick house that is a washing machine, the pig heard a I knock on the door so he should come from there no he came from there so as a Korean kid I would be really confused because the wolf absolutely hit the mound and now I'm going to spend my life forever thinking that's . a door is the wolf um wait what's going to happen if I oh hey I'm a mountain I can't hey I'm a mountain what can I play with what else is there is that was the only thing you could interact with in this scene giant rock that talks like Patrick from Spongebob the Rat, what does the rat have to say?

I am a mouse, they are expecting miracles from me. I've been standing here on this story for like half an hour and I'm not doing anything active. I'm just standing on a flat floor, how are kids supposed to be okay with this? What I can do? Can the tree do anything? basket that's my name I think I think I blew out my lungs a couple of minutes ago basket that's my name basket don't hurt me please I'm just a b then he saw the big bad wolf coming and then he saw what the hell is that squirrel that's me oh it's the apples I don't know we just have a game of these people where they just name objects and animals why the pig has now turned into a JCB I'm a leaf the only thing the pig didn't consider was the hole in his roof when the wolf was coming down the road the chimney the pig removed the lid pot oh what a bastard the wolf fell into the boiling water we see it oh the real question now is can we have fun with this scene we do it, yes, we burn the baby wolf, we burn it, we burn the wall.

I'm fire. I just lost my or did I do that I just said I'm fire and the pig lived happily ever after except his other two brothers and his sad, grieving mother the end why am I playing this this is no toy Stories I'm playing doooo Stories oh I'm very Similar to the other Korean game, there is also a catalog of upcoming PS2 games here, such as Ghost Spirit and the beloved world Sly Cooper 2 Prayer Brothers dongi, which follows immediately after the first one like Cooper, where you stole the joy of the world, oh us. they're halfway through the full library of it toy exclusive games for PS2, so just to have a little fun, why don't we take a look at a game that was enhanced by hey toy oh yeah, very similar to connect I.

The toy wasn't afraid to get into the Gap, which it couldn't fit into because it was compatible with a good number of random PS2 titles, which usually meant it was only used for motion-controlled minigames in a side menu like Harry Popof and the Prisoner off and I would love to try it,but to be completely honest, this video is already long enough and after the last time a Harry Potter game told me to use a camera, I should never be allowed to do that again. sometimes the camera was supported even just for microphone use but occasionally it was only occasionally used for something really special like for example this is football, no that's not why I chose to show a stinky football and smelly, rather than something more whimsical like Harry Potter is because in Tiff's 2005 edition, specifically the hey toy allows you to add your face and literally any other face which can then be used to create your own custom players within the game .

The results were not as bad as I expected. that's awesome mate you look good don't look at me anymore and i tried oh god i tried making my own custom outfit with my childhood self my dog ​​michael jackson gandy mr beast bad police sketch jack 2 g and Lee Prince Phillip. and Mata, but after 45 minutes of trying, sorry, I couldn't get it to recognize them. I even managed to get away with a legit face with functional eyes and a mouth with similar results and yet despite that, it doesn't matter. What I did didn't recognize Michael Jackson as a real face, which is fair, but I don't know what I'm supposed to do now.

I guess we'll have to stick with these two, they're Kadink and Kadon and they're Too good for the England team, so I'm going to rename the England team the way England is supposed to be spelled. Good afternoon everyone and here we go, what a day to have a football game, the sun is out, the field is green. and it is the highly anticipated quarter-final match of the season, Wales against England. In it, our home team boys are revved up and eager to continue their recent successful run of games since the coach was recently fired and replaced by an owl, but has made the highly controversial decision to hire two promising unknowns, Kadink in central midfield and Kadunk in goal.

Kad Dink's technique is unlike any other footballer I have ever seen before choosing to run after the ball ignoring all sense and then keeping it all to himself for as long as possible. he can just so he can score a goal on his own and show his mom maybe one day she'll finally let him make his own lunch he's going for the goal he's getting closer put it in put it in put it in oh, he missed it What kind of kick was it that he didn't even did you even try? Possession has now shifted to Wales as they give him a pass to shoot and what a save from Kadon in goal.

He actually came very close and let him in anyway. How huge. puncture, never mind, nothing fazes the young upstart Kadon, for just after missing his goal, he stood up and walked in a small circle like a Sim looking for the bathroom. Back on the field, the ball will remain in Wales' possession for a long time. moment and that clearly upset the other England teammates because the disaster on the pitch is later, the referee showed him the red card for an illegal challenge by Michael Owen, who simply did not like that Wales had the ball and decided to do a jumping judo kick to another player who didn't even have the ball, this will certainly become a free kick, but the punishment for Owen will not be too severe because the guy who kicked was in fact Welsh, a successful free kick from Wales, but without knowing it.

By all accounts, Kadink was waiting uncomfortably near the man the ball was aimed at and with a flick of his wrist the Welsh player is knocked down and waits. It could be that yes? It is a blow for the Welsh team and possession returns to Kadink, who continues to monopolize the ball until the next goal kick attempt, which he was not even close to. England are behind by 1n, so they need to step up their next strategy, it seems to be passing the ball towards their end of the field, but it seems like the losing team has run out of patience because Kadon has left the goal in an unprecedented move probably inspired by his teammate kadink kadon has decided that the ball is now his and he refuses to pass it he is going to kick and he thinks he can put it in the net from here but of course he can't why would he think he could and he will have to Run as fast as you can to get back to the goal?

If Dink had the ball one more time and all everyone can ask me is how no one else is getting the ball before him and As is tradition in all his other games prior to this one, he keeps the ball until the whistle blows, at which point the one who gives up and heads to tosos with Kadink absent from the first minutes of the second half. England appear to be getting together and playing the game properly until Wayne Rooney foolishly passes the ball to who he thought was Beckham, but instead it was surprising that he had to leave behind his Tesco shot because he couldn't afford it without his club card , who was left with his other shorts A dark day in the world of football when a Premier League player can't afford a meal.

Wales also seem to be improving their game and in 2 minutes they have already attempted three shots on goal, two of which were not intercepted by kadon he didn't save them, he just tried to jump towards them and the third shot wasn't even good enough for him anymore He doesn't even try to stop the ball and steps back with his hands in the air like he just doesn't care. Kadon doesn't like conflict and the last thing a team that loses 2 to zero needs is a ball that is angry with the goalkeeper. Kadink returns once again with the ball and appears to perform the river dance with it, causing all the players to. around him to simply stop approaching him, everyone can respect the Performing Arts when circumstances allow, unfortunately that's it, the game is over, but in an unorthodox twist, the referee has decided that a red card means play another game right after the first, how extraordinary. and kadon can hardly believe it he has turned purple he is not breathing so the next game will have to be at least half the game immediately within the first 5 minutes of play wales have shown once again that they can kick the ball and are ahead a point that has bothered the England manager a lot between matches, the England starting team seems to have come up with a new strategy to prove now that it is almost halim and they have nothing to lose, they will actually play football properly for years and years until everyone They're exhausted from running and then, by then, Kadink can take the ball and basically take it to the net.

It's a risky move, but it's worth a try. Is he going to do it? Could it be now? Are the SDGs in favor? the underdog goes for it he shoots and scores he finally did it after two and a half hours of football that was a ball that went in yes you guessed it a look at the euphoria on his face he's about to take off for Spain and oh he's working with the crowd and giving them the dink, he knows everyone loves him and he has 18 dinks. Kadink has a promising career ahead of him based on that performance at that time and nothing else he has done if England can keep up then maybe. they'll finally be able to afford a little more wig glue for kadon that doesn't come off their head, so ultimately, although I missed out on seeing HRH kick it one last time on the PS2 with his zombie face incompatible this is one of the best ideas ever and everyone needs a PS2 and a toy camera and this is football 2005 and do it Hello everyone, it's me korus and I'm the angriest gamer on YouTube Ooh Sonico 6 makes me angry but no one does will Subscribe.

I don't know what tangent I could go on about all the I Toy Enhanced games for the rest of this video, but we'd be here all year. We need to refocus and get on with I Toy. exclusives, so with that being said, what's in this box for this game? I'm not going to say it, it's another Japanese exclusive and you can tell it's Japanese because it's written in Japanese. I'm pretty sure it's called a cam station and I'd get it out quickly. My Google to see what you think, but no amount of words could help me understand what I'm seeing now.

This is a bit of an exciting camera station. It comes with everything you need in its own special box. You get the game. you get the camera, you get a headset, you get a controller, you get a PS2, you get a power screwdriver, you get another boxed copy of Cam Station and then in that box you get a controller, you get a PS2, you get a PS2, you get a PS2 and you see corn everywhere, but then there's something sad, the headphones that come with this game are from 2005 and maybe I just don't know much about the anatomy of headphones, but I didn't realize that when they came to 19 years, their skin begins to peel off and begin to melt.

I do not know what is happening. Is he coming out of a cocoon? If only it couldn't get worse for something even sadder. I was hoping to at least get to some in-game menus so I could see more screaming golf balls and dogs being taken hostage, but sadly I couldn't even get past these two screens, all they did was play text pong with each other until the heat of it all died. You love it, but why can't we go further? What exactly are these TOS trying to tell us? I can't read Japanese, if only I could have a real Japanese person in the room with me right now to help me oh my god I can.

I can't believe how lucky I am. Look everyone, I'm the world famous Japanese singer-songwriter Yoko Ono. Hello, I'm Yoko Ono. I miss John Lennon. We all say how the music is going. Oh, you know, out loud. Which sounds great. Can you give us some? I don't like it, according to her, basically what these screens say is that we can't physically continue with this game until we have a PS2 BB unit connected, no that's a broadband unit that I don't have, bye, so in Instead of that, move on to something much more enjoyable like watching a game with two names in One Yeti sports or a punch or a joke from 1406, what did the man in the basement say to the other man who came down to his basement and told him? asked if those bottles had ports and T ports now listen I know it's very hard to ignore the horrible horrible British man in the middle but don't worry I found out the intention behind everything on this cover denial anger negotiation depression acceptance is this game a post I' In fact, I'm convinced it's not just because of the cover or the title, but also because of the back.

The first screenshot is of a minigame with zero points and zero time on the counter before it even started. The third screenshot is from a nightmare during the peak of fever and the second screenshot is of a man in HD with a terrified expression on his face when his middle finger was cut off while playing volleyball Yeti, don't worry, Man, you won't need a finger for every game, I'm sure. you can play another of the other six party games, sit back for a moment and watch my live reactions when you start the game and play the menu music ready.

Did I die now? I feel like we are seriously struggling with this one. If it wasn't clear enough, not only do you have more and more exactly the same bull as we've already seen before, hitting things backwards, coming at you playing baseball and moving with your arms outstretched, rips the big J, but it also does everything possible not to deviate and the delay in the entire process makes playing each minigame completely impossible. Just look at the state of baseball on the first try. I didn't hit the Penguin at all when he absolutely should have. I've done it, but look what happens even when I manage to hit the penguin playing Yeti Sports it's like calling someone for dinner and then they don't show up for a minute and a half, you make a move and then nothing happens until the game ends. solve a quadratic equation before making the move I can't give you anything else yet Sports I know you need more but I can't give it to you I'm too stretched I have bills and I know what you're thinking yes, the camera looks toasty but it's not.

I focused it through the in-game focus menu. Yeti Sports simply does this to the camera. the game itself makes the camera uglier. The idea was to make me look as blurry as the outline of the body here because it's working I look like the missing link look at my teeth why are they that color it looks like I'm eating a mango what do you have to say for yourself? Yeti Sports now here's a question what do these two have in common? That's how it is. It's video games like this with a special thanks to Nike Motion Works here we have a connected toy oh sweet sorry that's something else apologies for the confusion this mistake won't be made again this is a game to stay in form and it will be read. the movements of your body to help you exercise.

I remember the last time a game told me it would do that yes, I disappeared M. Where did I go? Don't worry though it will cover all the main areas. Cardio, combat, toning, Minge, body. The set even comes with a fancy new wide-angle lens that you can attach to your current camera so it can see your entire body. So far, I have a hand with this game for PS2, it looks very good. I haveplayed Xbox 360 games. that looks as good as this it's a shame it's all for a game about exercise okay though I'm ready my name is fit buff I'm 8' 1 I'm 96 and I weigh £2 now wait yeah now I wish I can have some fun with this in the same vein as getting fit with Melb, but since the I Toy camera itself isn't as advanced as Connect, it's a bit limited in interacting with the world around you, although it is well whatever the game is. has in store for me I'm ready I like to keep adapting my own time because you see when you don't mention that this game is not designed for fun, it is designed to be a true companion on your personal fitness journey and I couldn't find any way to playing these mini-games without really committing to a weekly regimen that just changes activities based on internal CL as each day of the week progresses.

Game you've heard of. Well, now get ready for the spy toy. where you can be the best agent and there's a lot to take in, but if you look at the back of the box, that's where you'll find out that the game was developed by an Epson printer. This is something I won't have any problem with. Getting into spy stuff is my hit, you know, I'm actually a spy in my free time too, hello friends, there I am, where did it go? You know, the most interesting part about the spy toy right out of the box, it comes pre-packaged with a security system do you think I'm kidding to begin with, you can actually set your face as a password to enter the main game, which is sick and alert. spoiler, it works when you start the main game later Apple phase ID mm too unreliable.

I have a new phone now I don't need you and in a few years there will be an update where you can send text messages and also if you decide to stop playing the main game at any time you can set the camera to detect Move in specific places around the room and the game will take pictures of what you capture. You can turn off the TV, pretend the console is off, and then take pictures of people without their consent. This is a game for children. I guess the idea is that it's supposed to catch your little brother or sister stealing your Pokémon cards, but I guess it mostly ended up catching moms picking up dirty pants all over the bedroom.

However, if you turn off the TV you miss out on the custom alerts you can make when it catches something it will teach you, there's also a weird background removal tool that has nothing to do with spies or toys, why is that part of the game? ? Such a funny story on the way here tonight, if you ever wanted to. To take the luxurious holiday of your dreams without giving your wallet a nightmare, here at Feces Airlines we pride ourselves on offering the best holiday packages at the best possible prices with discount fares to New York to see Australia taxis to see the Opera from Sydney and Germany to see how the Germans build these destinations and at least two others are available on our website, theses airline holidays that will leave a mark in the main game we go to and every time I try to type my name, for some reason all the russian hackers I went in and kept picking letters I wasn't actually picking look I'm not doing anything why does it pick H over and over again?

You can't ask me to fight this. I'm just going to be, it's really cool because like if they ever capture you or interrogate you and they keep asking you your name, you'll go and they'll think you're running out of air when you're actually telling them your name so they don't realize that they're getting the information they want, wait, but that means they think wait, wait because if they think that's your name when you're actually running out of air, then they're going to keep doing it until you're out of air. o I didn't think about this, did I?

Once the main game starts, it's basically just a bunch of one-off missions where you try to capture human geese that involve playing the same types of mini-games, but the difficulties are a little harder for each goose. what do you hear talking about when he was a baby what happened his uncle sat on his head why does he look like that have you deciphered these images of a French scientist oh that explains it so this means that in a second you will be deciphering symbols with a shape strange, you will have to figure out how to turn, then you will parachute from a plane to land safely at the headquarters, then you will diffuse a bomb by timing these strange injections in a shaky way, is that wrong?

I say I really like this because I do it, it's fun, I'm really enjoying it and I want to continue, it works really well and has a great style, but damn I just can't keep looking at these criminals, they're too disgusting for me, I really like them. They scare these eggs with receding hairlines, however I saved the best for last because there is a mode in this game that allows you to use both 40ps of the camera. Yeah, it turns out that all this time we weren't even using the full potential of the eye toy, here's what it looks like raw and uncut and it looks a little better than I thought the frame rate tanks would be, but don't worry. it matters.

I can even use the controller to get really close to where you point the cursor. I saved this to my memory card and one day, many years from now, long after I'm gone, someone will find it and then you'll have to run. a spy is stressful so I'm going to have more time to play like a baby with I toy Play 3 oh my god what is that? Includes Extra Mega Disc, yes, what does it contain? Yes, I can play them again in smaller versions, this is also the 7th. game in this video made so far by London Studio PlayStation's London M development team and where most of the toy library I was created.

Come to think of it, this camera was initially released for Europe just to see how it worked , hence the development in London. team, which is probably why most people I know don't know what the hell this is every time I mention it, in fact I research it out of the 28 games made for ey toy, only eight of them came out in the United States United, this is it. Starting to make sense now I was wondering why everyone I met who hadn't heard of I Toy was holding a Twinkie and an AR-15. What can I say about I Toy Play 3 that I haven't said about I Toy Play 2?

I haven't said about game 1 easy, it has a face swap mode, my fiancé and I will never have a child. There's a secondary mode here about standing still, oh look, Vermin, which game three does to avoid feeling like the same game again. It's pretty clever, it gives your living room legs, this is the worst thing I've ever seen and it also gives you less real game themes to choose from, but then the potatoes increase the meat by breaking up those themed games into multiple mini-games. . So instead of getting bored just playing drums for a solo game, or just playing guitar, or just playing trombone, now you're thrown back and forth between all of them at the same time in a game so you can finally be Jim and the gyms which are then also divided further with a miname of bodyguards against rabid fans coming on stage and let's just say my band attracts a guy.

The same applies to all the games on Play 3, including the hair salon game that features nail-chewing sports games. a very unfortunate pose, no, the Army Cadet Game that features the most rigorous training regimens, like copying what your friend is doing, is more like what Monkey C Monkey does and even to the extent that the Game director introduces me to me, in 20 years you did it very well. By the way, bow in the outline, although you should be careful when playing the army game because if someone passes by your window in the afternoon, then it seems that I prefer to play two in the entire trilogy, but this is not so.

It's not a bad casual game and probably the best made game for the single player focused minigame and before you all start laughing at me for how I look in the DJ game, think twice because that's bullying, we can't. helps how we look I actually had more fun bowling here than us bowling even if I had to look at this guy's sweaty card reader yeah it's more of the same yeah I'm getting tired to look at myself, yes. I still hate this little bastard's voice, wait, but I still had fun with it and it works well.

I have nothing more to say, it's a toy game again, but this happens sometimes, so right now I'm going to transition to the next game while the music I made in the ey toy theramin plays in the background now here we have a total anomaly. It is a rhythm game for PS2 developed in Japan and based on a motion camera, exclusive to Namco, which is exclusive to Europe. I know it sounds like I did it all. of that above, but I promise you I didn't do it. This is a rhythm star and the more I look at it and the more I think about it, the less sense it starts to make.

I just can't understand any of this. Sum, it doesn't even have a Wiki page, does this game exist? What I like most about the box is how the final panel lists some of the special costume items you can earn, like vampire teeth, big ears, and even funky dreadlocks, why did they write? So dreadlocks are more awesome than vampire teeth, okay, time to line up my body with the camera Yeah, this looks good now maybe it's because this game was from Namco maybe it's because it's a rhythm game that already It's a lot of fun in I toy to get up and running properly, whatever the reason, I had very high expectations for this game, it looked really cool.

I thought this was going to be a new PS2 hidden gem for me, however, it wasn't to be. Here's my name, here's my SP. At least I'm happy to report that the rhythm star works and has a decent soundtrack of licensed music, even if they are covers, but that's where my happiness peaks. This is probably the worst rhythm game I've ever played because I swear. For God's sake, it doesn't make sense. I tried to understand it. I played this for a good 30-45 minutes, but look at my face. This is not a man who has a good PlayStation.

The idea is that you hit the stars as the symbols reach them in time. with the music really pushing the boat, but the thing is that every other toy rhythm game like this has notes that appear from the middle so your hands can work with your brain in HR and move your body to where they are going in the time. with music it's easy to see what the jeel notes are, the alternating notes, the long notes and your brain can fill in the gaps at what time the rhythm of the next notes can appear to put you in the rhythm of everything except with the rhythm star .

I can't even tell when the rhythms are through the symbols, not only because it's not very clear but because each colored note heads towards their stars at completely different speeds and 50% of the notes are not in time with the rhythm in yes because it is random. At some points you play the notes in time with the drum beat, then you synchronize the notes around the vocal line, then you follow the guitar solo at the same time as The Crow's screaming backing vocals, and then you follow the drum beat. on the first and third beats and then suddenly you switch to the second and fourth beats off beat without any indication and you're discovering all this while following two lines of totally different rhythms on your left and right arm with all these notes going to different stars at totally different speeds.

I don't know what the idea was supposed to be and I wish I could play a part of the game with the music so you could see what I'm trying to say but I can't due to copyright which should really be called bad copy after about 25 minutes. I finally managed to understand it. I wanted to find out how it worked, but it still wasn't fun. I have to ignore the flow of the music. and focus really hard on where the heck these Christmas tree ornaments are going to go and whether the slow yellow ones are already in the center or are they just hanging outside the hot tub with their feet in, so long story short, Namco made this in Japan and then let. in Europe nowhere else should we have given them a bad trade deal fill me up butter boy fill me up don't fill my tent here's a star with a monkey eyebrow what would you do if I told you that the Phoenix games the people who they made? this and this and this made a game of hey toy and with that new information, what would you do if I told you that the name of that game is more incredible than the fact that it exists in the first place? clumsy and ey toy-shy is probably as obscure as my collection could be a toy-only, Europe-only PS2 motion game made by the same people who made Finkles' world.

The screenshots on the back don't even have people, all I'm doing is showing people. your screen and yet clumsy shumy in ey toy has no screenshots of people on the screen, okay,so we literally started clumsy shsy on PS2 and they gave me a warning text that is invisible because of my walls. Don't know. let's carry on and hope for the best yeah clumsy shamsy clumsy shamsy is a collection of eight minigames, all of which start without explaining anything about what you're supposed to do or why you should care, player one , prepare to do something we are not going to do. tell you what all the time expects you and your children nothing less than to fit into this scheme who is built like this I need to be like what and by the way you can see this on every loading screen who the hell is this race and why did they add graphic details and additional shading to your roll-up bag?

Take, for example, the quintessential game in this collection. Lost Shamies, a game where you don't miss shums, you don't need to find them, you blow them all up and then I realize this is a two player only game even though I already told the game. I'm a single player because look at this packet of crisps, no one will come to see me. Clumsy options. Shy credits and what are the minigames. uh, exactly what you expected, kids, have you ever wanted to play Simon Says with Air on your PlayStation 2? Well, we have the game for you. It's called Clumsy Shamsy and it stars her aunt after she gets hit by a big old grape.

I'll give this to Clumsy Shamsy, although some of the games work, so overall Clumsy Shamsy is exactly the kind of game you'd expect from the same company that came up with the idea for a game called Prepare to Burn In hell, yes. I'm way ahead of you, friend. I'd rather do that right now. What did you say? Are you saying? I have an eye toy, it's so much fun for your eyes, let me show you how it works Matt, come back here, okay Matt, I just need to talk to you, it reaches your eye, it doesn't jump, more like the eye isn't a toy , oh boy. we are back in the kinetic cinematic universe of eye toy, get ready friends, it's ey toy com back, the Spanish version of this game is very special because it's not just combat, it's total combat, which makes me angry because we had an incomplete combat and while I'm in one.

Not only did Spain get the kinetic toy, they didn't get the kinetic toy either. Total Fitness, why did we miss England? Until I saw these games, I didn't realize that if I ever wanted to learn how to fight someone. What I have to do is get in shape first and then come out on the other side. Fun fact: I don't have any promotional press copies of games, they are usually a bit Yes, but there is one that I have now and it is to play. kinetic combat of all things and when I filmed this part I hadn't opened it yet so I was very excited, you know, modern games tend to have a lot of really cool things, along with the gameplay obviously, so yeah, you have the game. and then you have the lens adapter.

I think so, that's what it is, but yeah, modern games tend to have a lot of things going on with promotion so they can share good social media and retro games like this. I don't have anything else on them other than the disk and that's it. I like my life as a carpenter. There is nothing I prefer. I've had my tour for so many young years. They are all good friends to me. Okay, it's time everyone place your doorbell wide angle above the T, just make sure you have enough space in whatever house you live in to see every part of your body without other objects around you that you know like this lady who lives in a house that we can all relate to, this is every houseman's house and if you don't have a house perfectly suited to the fitness program, then you are just a commoner who probably looks like this, but you want listen to the saddest part of this.

It's the exact same game I play with Kinetic and I won't have any slag tell me otherwise, the only difference here is that you have more ways to play all the different Fitness games because you're not committed to a weekly schedule, but it's still same kind of idea, just with more endangered killer Panthers, the biggest problem is that it actually requires you to play not from your house but from an empty Jet Plane hangar because there's no reliable way to punch and kick a space regularized Oh yes, we are moving forward. I tinker now and it only took 22 games to get here.

They want you to be appropriate and precise with the teachings, but how are you supposed to do that when the best camera position you can get? It doesn't reach your feet and makes your target a third of your size. You are so tall that they don't measure you in feet, they measure you in legs and when it works it is impressive how precise it is, but when they yell at you. Go out to Punch Kick and avoid attacks by moving as fast as you can. It's just not feasible in a British home. It became easier for me to stop listening to The Angry Trainer and slouch.

Hey, it worked and I don't see you. make it work so who's the laughingstock NOW hey over here you want to buy a wife what's next? Now I'm ready I guess it was inevitable but I'm surprised it happened so late anyway here I am playing sports and at first I thought I was in for a gray day because in the single player menu I could only see two games to play. Very smart. I play with sports. One less game and you'd have to call yourself. I play with sports, luckily, although my fears. They were put to rest as soon as I started this golf game and I realized that you have to win minigames to win golf and then my fears came back once I saw what they did to my beautiful face, so yeah, what really you do in this.

The single player golf game allows you to choose whether or not you want a hard minigame for a longer shot or an easy minigame for a weaker shot risk versus reward and I say my name but honestly this is more microgames, I play with Wario Weare and win, there is no time to rest, the games change every few seconds and barely last 10 to 30 seconds on their own before you make your next move, so take aim, jump and pass the ball, catch the baseball, Serve the tennis balls, guard the goals, bounce the ball, break the clubs, avoid the clubs, string the racket, hang the slip point, the right horse that won the race, do the math right, no time to stop here, so take off your pudas and move it, come on, come on, McDonald's is not going to move itself, you have to go, go, go, oh, don't go in there if you want variety, then this is the ideal toy set for you . everything that made the other in-house developed ey toy sets fun and functional, but now, with so much more to do and in much more manageable parts, can we take an extra second to note how surprisingly well it works despite having 20 years?

Sorry I don't want to say I was right but I was right this is better than connecting so far it works better and the games are more fun yeah I'll die on this hill the only things that make it worse are when people don't know how to make a game, it's not the camera's fault, after all these years of abandonment and memory fading, the hey toy is legit, really good for the time and still pretty fun now, there's nothing I can do about it this moment to make me no Bob the Builder was released in ey toy in 2007 along with Bioshock and Halo 3 are we all ready?

Bob the building is a building Bob the building oh no, this game was made to perfection, who if you know your PS2 should be a very good one A name familiar to you for its extensive library of games, 99% of which They're the worst reviewed on the entire console and now they've taken over your kids and you wouldn't think the game would need much explanation, but damn. Entertainment certainly disagrees because here's a manual thick enough to explain the basics of Magic the Gathering in case you need to learn the best possible hand at laying plywood and bricks.

What is the need for this? This isn't D and D, it's B. and b building and Bobs, so we have Splash animations, we have explosions, we have HIT Entertainment and we have the Bob the Builder logo and we have dark days that have fallen upon Bob's house, warning Bob the Builder. uses an auto-safety feature it's what is written in your contracts before you get a job just be careful everyone Bob uses an auto-safety feature in case it's not clear this game is for little kids and that's why I have to make one. One of two things they cut off my legs or point the camera at the ceiling to pretend I'm well ranked, so now what should we do with the Scarecrow?

Should we wake Bob up before he chases a deer or should we start the game? Where's the story All about that Bob had a fit at the construction site, although it's nice to know that you can use all the training you learned during the game to trade your high scores for a real-life build. diploma then let's start the story mode and the story is that we are builders and we are building a house so naturally the first mission is fishing. I've promised him we'll catch him yeah okay yeah say hello about the fish this is a pretty unfair place to start if you ask me what kind of backend street school we came out of the first thing they expect builders to do is fish , welcome everyone to the first day of training on how to be a doctor. and the first thing I want you to do is turn this man's head 180.

Make sure you don't grab the trash, even though that's not a fish, it's a boot, and go back into the water where it belongs, taking it with you. is stealing after all that, then a cutscene cuts to the next mission showing Bob and his wife's reptilian telepathy. Great, I love sports, but he needs to know if you can start right away, don't worry, I'll be back. now and talk to him, the others can follow if it wasn't obvious, the next logical step in a builder's life after fishing at 6:00 a.m. m. It's quad biking through the countryside and driving into fallen trees, okay, that one hurts a little again. this game is exactly the same as spongebob driving one from years ago but the thing driving moves slower look at me look at me which makes the game harder and harder so screw me we did it with valy sunflower rocks, who decided that should be the The voice of a quad bike bites another cut scene here and this is where I decided off camera to expose my fiancé to the ancient horrors of the modern CG remake Bob the Builder, so have you seen the CG?

No, oh, look it up on your phone. I don't know if I want well, I want you to remember that I told you to look up what a cyan was when I tell you to look up, look, he's the Builder, he's just as bad, oh my God, yeah, right, why is he he? all normal size, yes he is a man of regular proportions, he went from Bob the Builder to Bob a builder, the next minigame is washing cars, very important construction jobs, that's how most of our jobs start, most of your jobs apparently start by doing some fishing and quad biking what are you talking about we're like level six when are we going to do some real construction work like he's doing it and loving it? loving life my name is Bob I love my job the next step in the build Then the process is not built as all the vehicles on the farm have decided to steal everyone else's supplies and it is our job to sort it all out and swap wooden planks and cement.

Sorry everyone, yes you should be a bastard. You know what's the point of your kids wasting time doing all this when you can just send them outside and have them do it for real. By the way, where the hell is Bob, the man the game is named after? I saw him once a long time ago and it was when he was riding a quad away from everyone. I think he realized it was more fun than laying bricks. It's story mode. A psychological exploration of Bob's midlife crisis. Unfortunately, there's no time to think about that because finally, after all this time, we can build something. scaring the crows by the way he says he just needs help because he can't do this alone, but the whole time you're doing this he's not peeing, why don't you do anything?

Spar at work, tell him your friends are looking for another job, he's got qualifications and now, after all this snooping, we can finally B we're building people, we're building yeah, come on, it's time to put up some steel beams, yeah, and that's not The most exciting thing is yet to come, the next stage is laying the bricks for the walls, yes, but, but, I spent the first year of my university construction course being Wicked on a bike and fishing, how do I lay the bricks? bricks? I thoroughly read Bob's Bible and couldn't figure it out. Here's Wendy and Scoop to show you how it's done.

See, oh, that's how you do it. This is one of my favorite jobs and also one of the most important and flawless jobs we've ever had. everyone will be standing in the basement, I mean, stop bad, putting the floor on the ground is very important because if you don't have a floor, then you fall through the floor. Good job, good job. How goodjob. That was Bob's job. Can he lift it? Bob, the job. He has a bag. The building is finished. Now it's time to clean up and get out of there before the feds arrive, so make sure you're quick and follow Bob's cardboard cutout imitation as he throws away all the trash.

He goes out the windows and I'll move in that direction. Make sure you are direct. Do it fast. It didn't last long. Bob, why did you give me sensitivity? Bob, why couldn't you drive the bloy dier? Why did I get a nice b b? one, yes, it was also during this particular miname that I had an epiphany about Bob the Builder's law. I noticed, honey, just now, yeah, the Bob the Builder theme tune, right, it's Bob the Builder, can we fix it right? They never ask, can you build? and I know it sounds a little nitpicky to say, but if all they do is fix things, does that mean they build them badly and have to fix them all and end up building who was the builder before Bob? and with that, the story mode is complete, so what was the story?

We did a day's work and 20% was building that was the story, but like all great stories there is a sequel, so we moved on to Bob the Builder 2 Bumps. Yeah, we're not done yet because Blast wants us to fill over 10 potholes in the town's roads in less than a minute before quitting the game and never coming back, and I know that sounds excessive, but I lived in a town for 11 years and this is the most accurate representation of real British life I've ever seen in a video game, including the cement mixer with eyes once upon a time.

If there's a PO hole, they'll never find the body. I think we'd better try again. Why do we have three? stars you and that's it, the whole game is over, 19 minutes have passed and what's your reward for all that hard work and a cup of soup for lunch in the van while reading the sun, sing now as loud as possible. Ironically, he tells me to sing as loud as possible. as possible and then they play the theme song which is like 10 DB quieter than the rest of the game and I can't hear it. It's also worth mentioning that the theme song is the only background music for every miname in the story right at different speeds and the full vocal theme you get as a reward at the end of the game is the same full vocal theme you get at the beginning of the game. in the main menu build build unexpected item in the bagging area as a quick aside for a second, wanna see how small the demand was for ey toy when this guy came out?

I bought this game new sealed for £3.99 and that wasn't the only monkey Mania anti-ra spy toy clumsy shsy kinetic combat and now all of these were sealed in the original PS2 plastic and they were mostly very cheap. The thought of there just being a warehouse somewhere full of sealed, unsold copies of Bob the Builder in my toy is enough to keep me up at night, but I would do it. I'd rather think about that than that theme song again build the bober that hasn't been built yet build the bober how we do it right then we approach the last handful of games made for the toy hey now and man I wish I could do it I could say no It looked like Thomas the Tank, but keep in mind don't think about selling it separately now that you're getting a personal look.

I can't wait because the back of the box tells me the main purpose. of the game is to get home safe and sound, to a shed, so sign me up chu chu Got it Thomas hey, you know how kids like ice cream Happy Meals The Wiggles eating rocks and videos without background music of a train with a face that Thomas had never won an award before, but was determined to change music. Don't know. This is a very lonely game. Okay, so I have to put myself in this outline so that the game can't see anything but my forehead.

Because? the fat driver is not shaded, what is not shaded, look, it is simply like a 3D modeled shape and soon after losing your mind over the Roblox fat driver, you get your first task in this train racing game, the Engine faces are all mixed up. you made the right faces sorry everyone said the fat controller. I ripped Thomas's face off and then lost it. Can you help us, giant baby hiding behind the and just when you think it couldn't get any weirder, okay, what a face, but no? Don't worry if you can't remember beat by beat which face belongs to which color of the steam train because you have a mortgage, it doesn't matter because the game only tells you which face to choose, you win the story is that we are a train We went to the shed and then our faces fell.

The next step is to paint all the engines because a nasty Force ripped their skin off 5 minutes ago. It's a painting game. You paint, you go crazy. Da Vinci two four six there eight. Screaming violence, a lot of hate, red, green, brown and blue, they don't care, they're after you. So, the next thing we have to do in this racing game is to go find a pile of coal. Can you help carry Thomas? With enough coal to wave your hand over the pulley, can you help carry Thomas? Well, at least if we're not literally racing in this racing game, but the train should run to do its job before doing it right.

Oh, this is the reason. We don't use tank engines anymore, where is Thomas the Japanese bullet train? That's really what we're doing, hopefully the quality will pick up again as we head into the game series again with I toy, Astro Zoo game, the first game. What I have ever seen confirms my belief that children are animals and I am sure you are asking the same question as me. What is an astrozoo? I know, okay, so it's a zoo in space and the story is that it's a bad idea. So they sent you to fix it and prevent the animals from suffocating and being sucked through a hole in the ship.

This is another toy set, it's the fifth one made by the same people, so you know it will work well. but you also know what kind of games to expect, you know you'll get points for beating a squirrel, it's par for the course at this point, what is that? We have to get a satellite out of a choking snake. If nothing. off the beaten path here, oh don't worry about me, I'm just whipping the hanging shark, just another Monday. I love Mondays, running fast after the crocodile before he enters the captain's cabin and eats his cabin.

IM so lucky! It's a new day and there are no more toy games to play uh-oh I forgot there's a toy game in the sea hey toy play Hero, the first game I've seen that can swim and also a game about a little boy who holds a sword like this, are you attacking someone with a sword or stirring cheese and that's not the only strange thing that happens look at the box, the game comes with what's in here, a rolling pin, what interesting things are in this box , well, a toy camera, the game, a sword, back up a second this box has a sword in it no, it doesn't, it's small God, if you can fit a full size sword in this box, then my name is the The box didn't say it came with the child and it turns out he was here. the sword, how much more uselessly miniature could you be?

This isn't a sword, it's a toothbrush, well hey, at least it looks cool and glows in the dark, okay, I get it though, you give a monkey an ax and suddenly you're in a wheelchair , you don't want to give an excited kid a giant stick to swing, so with that being said, why does this bending foam sword hit harder than a pool ball in a sock? don't have any green objects on the screen don't wear green clothes and don't play overexposed light in a green tinted room oh no, the Black Knight has invaded the food is gone and the villagers have gone wild, but no Don't worry because If anyone can help us, it's Caddy, the scruffy knight, and he has a magic sword that you don't know how to use, so you're guided by this knight that no good witch imprisons me here to help him steal. all illustria stones and I don't want to pass judgment on this guy or start throwing accusations without any evidence, but let's just say that his favorite part of Leon the Professional is Natalie Portman, this magic sword, by the way, for all intents and purposes. purposes is a lightsaber, so if any of you felt like Star Wars dashed your hopes, connect well, then get this game because it's 10x better, 10x more responsive, and you're holding a physical object that you can move like a real Hero, those kids think they're so cute.

I knew, sure there's a bit of lag and yes this is a whole game about swinging a sword and holding it in certain positions, but damn it's a game about swinging a sword and holding it. certain positions that work really well and make you feel really sad, what more do you need? There are jewels, there are horseback riding while cutting down trees, there are arrows protecting, there are apples, you know, other than this it's another well made toy game if you want. Take something away from this video today, at least know that if it says Game on the Box then it's part of that series, but you know what you can do to make it better.

Place the game package box on the sword to make You Know What's even better than that other sword, another box, you know Snap was never the same after Rice Krispy Wars and with that we made it the last game ever made for PS2 hey toy before I stopped having games made for If there is one thing that the game Pom Pom Party proves above all else, it is that I am not funny, which I already knew, but now it is an indisputable fact because this game is not only the last exclusive release I played before it bit the dust but it also came out the same year as GTA 4 Metal Gear Solid 4 and Dead Space face is a joke I can't make up myself it's also one of the most progressive games of the time no for all the breed inclusions in the box, but all the species included, you have girl, fish, fish, fish and fish, that's not the only interesting thing, since deep in the kitchen sink, you bend the box of pipes copper, it is not only the game, but also two cheerleading pom poms from the ey toy brand. which now, ironically, are the coolest things I probably have right now my name is Savannah number one girl you're my B say once say twice you're my queen honey I'm ready I'm stable you know I'm ready to go Oh shit, It's the pinks, no, no, no, no, wait, no, don't stop, it's the end of the game, end, stop filming me, stop smoking, why don't you give up?

I need you to do it. There is nothing wrong with who I am. I can like this, it's okay look, I'm not doing anything wrong, I'm not hurting anyone, look, I don't need look, look at this picture here, I don't need it, look, look at this, look at this, see, I'm not the one has the problem, it's you who has the problem, you think this is strange, me well, you know that there is no longer a box like what you are going to do to me, that there is no evidence, there is no trial and that was the visual toy, so although for most this PS2's modest little camera fell, died, and farted on your mother.

It's a legacy and the impact can't be understated, especially for casual, silly and fun console games. In 2008 it sold over 10 million units, it was before the Wii and Connect I can say with confidence. at least it works more consistently than Connect and needs to be remembered, if only for how fun it is to experience the Sega soup, we've gone through their entire Sworded catalog and while I find it sad how most American friends of mine barely remember it or I just don't know what it is at all. I'm happy at least knowing that when I was a kid 90% of the people I knew talked about it or owned it, it's such a strange anomaly not just in PS2 history, but in gaming history as a whole, especially Because of regional differences, it also lasted much longer than you'd expect.

If you wanted, you could even use this fuzzy old minger to take photos in the original Little Big Planet for PS3. i built my own level with it and that's not all, i mean look look how the first psvr for PS4 worked to track where the headset was, it used the PlayStation camera which was an upgrade from PS3, PlayStation I which was a PS2 update I. toy, toy, camera, why did they tear it from you? I'm so sorry you lost your eye. PlayStation, okay. I have learned to live without it. I have other ways of knowing you're there anyway, oh yeah, like what, oh no. it's the PlayStation NOS subscribe Stan if a pregnant woman goes swimming it's a submarine