The Try Guys Play Boink, Marry, Kill

- I'm ready for a sleepover. - Well. Today we are going to

play

an exciting game of Boink, Marry, Kill. - I'm going to fuck Robin,

marry

Alfred... and

kill

Batman. - I'm with Ned. -How are you going to

kill

Batman? - I still don't know how, but I'll figure it out. -Kill him and take his place, now I'm Batman. - Welcome to another episode of - The Try Guys Gay Time. ♪The Try Guys Keith Zach Steve Steve ♪ ♪ Try Guys eating pizza, they'll try it ♪ ♪ The Try Guys eating chicken, they'll try it ♪ ♪ Try Guys, they're America's dads ♪ - Is it sex or sex? - It's bullshit. - I thought it was wrong. - When did we ever say do? - I thought...

I saw on the call sheet that it was working. - No, you're screwed. You fuck people. - Zoinks. - That's also a good option. - I don't know why we keep killing but getting rid of. That seems very, you know, Hollywood. - American classification system, you are right. - Before entering the game, I think the audience might wonder what we are wearing now. - We are excited to announce that we are finally releasing Try Guys colorful hoodies. We have official Try Guys colors. Keith blue, Ned pink, Zach green or Eugene purple. That's right, you and your three friends can dress just like me, isn't it a dream come true?

Head over to try

guys

.com and choose your favorite size: the blue hoodie. - No no no. - Well, today we will

play

Boink, Marry, Kill. In this beautiful blue cup that looks great with my blue hoodie, I have no idea what's in this bowl, you can play along at home and think about who you want to fuck. First round of Boink, Marry, Kill. This is a good Christmas edition for the first question. Fuck,

marry

, kill. Halloween, Thanksgiving or Christmas. Have a happy Halloween. Oh no, my blue, it doesn't work. - Wow, blue doesn't work? Maybe you should go find the green hoodie. - No no. - Give it a D for doing because Zach screwed up. - Yes, that's what I did too, okay. - No, it's bullshit.

Damn, Zach. - Are you all ready? Eugene, get us started. - I'd get laid on Christmas, get married on Halloween, and kill Thanksgiving. - Why would you waste Christmas? - I would throw away Christmas because it is sacrilege. - Oh, wow. - I've decided to make Thanksgiving for the stuffing, that's a sexy word. I marry Halloween because Halloween is the biggest holiday. I will not listen to any argument to the contrary. And I'm going to kill Christmas, I think in general it's too far down everyone's throat and... - And you're Jewish. - Yes, I'm also Jewish. - I would fuck myself on Halloween because it's a dirty holiday, I would get married on Christmas because it makes me feel things, and I would kill Thanksgiving because on Christmas everyone gets the same food but there are no gifts. - I would fuck with Thanksgiving because people always come to my house and I indulge them with my food, and I love seeing the look on their faces as they devour my plates.

So I would get married on Christmas because I love Christmas, it's when I see my family, and I would kill Halloween because Halloween is all candy and costumes. You can't trust anyone, everything is based on sugar, I can't stand it, I kill it. - Halloween is about expression, it's about wearing masks, it's about your true self expressing itself in your outer self. - Yes, exactly, that's why you need to screw it up. - Okay, next round. Then you will fuck, marry or kill. Your baby but he's covered in scales, your baby but with feet instead of hands, or your baby but he forgets who you are every four weeks? - Oh Lord. - I love this. - I will be disappointed if all of you don't respond the same way I do. - I am the least sure of this.

So I guess I'm making hands out of old feet. - No, no, don't hurt the lackey. - Well, because that's the most perverted thing, right? So I guess the old feet hands will be weird in some weird way, who knows. And then I guess I'll get married on 50 First Dates. I don't want a lizard girl in my life. - I chose to forgetfully fuck myself every four weeks, marry the old lizard and kill hand in hand. I could see myself growing old with Ariel the lizard. - The old Lizzie scale. - You're basically thinking you're going to get that back with this 50 first dates idea, but the way it's actually going to work is like she wakes up next to you in bed and doesn't recognize you and goes, "Oh God, oh God." . - Did you see the film?

She wakes up on a sailboat, he plays the video and they play "Would't It Be Nice" by the Beach Boys. - Is romantic. - No. - I want to fuck the girl from memory because I agree that you can count on it to be like Groundhog Day but because of the promiscuity. The first time we have sex it won't be good, but in four weeks you will be very good at it. And then you reboot and then you're like, "Well, I've got to get over this awkward phase." But you'll already know what they like, so you'll look like a fucking champ. - It will be like the first time again. - I would marry a scaly old man, I'm going to kill old feet for hands because I can't...

Will they wear shoes in winter on their hands? - I have the right answer and I agree with Zach. - Wow! - I would use feet instead of hands because I get bored of the human body, feet are cold and, you know, when you have sex then you just say: "What's up and what's down? Hell yeah." - Everything is sixty-nine. - I would marry the memory because basically... - Are we supposed to imagine the whole fuck or is it like an order of preference? - Let him go through his list. - Yeah, let me go through my sex list, jeez.

I would marry the person from memory because he's basically great at being a polygamist. You are constantly in dating mode. So I think it sounds really good. And then it would probably kill the scales. I would be friends with someone who had scales. But I don't think I would necessarily marry her or fuck them, I mean, depending on how attractive they were. - Marriage team over here. - Marry Libra. - We love our wives no matter what. - Kill that snake person. - The team is not married yet. - Oh,

guys

, you're going to like this one. - Hulk, Thor or Iron Man. - So easy. - Oh, but I love Mark Ruffalo. - I know, right, it's what we're all dealing with right now. - I would sleep with Thor, marry Iron Man and kill the Hulk. - Yes. - Thor, not only the most attractive Marvel, but also the most attractive Chris, and that's hard to be. - Fun, charismatic, charming and very attractive. - Iron Man, you can live in Stark Tower, he has all the devices, the goods, the gadgets. -You can also date Robert Downey, Jr.-The only pause I had is that I have seen that there has been some tension in his relationship with Pepper.

It's hard to be married to Iron Man. It takes a great person to be able to carry that burden. -I would sleep and marry Mark Ruffalo, because he is like the Hulk. -Ruffalo. He would just destroy you. There would be nothing left. -What would happen if he came out huge while he was inside you? - No. - Oh, God. - Fuck, get married, kill, read a good book on a surprise day off, make eye contact with your crush, wear underwear fresh out of the dryer. Well, set aside a day off, eye contact with a person you like, or underwear taken out of the dryer.

So I would fuck my underwear because obviously it already has a pocket to fuck in and it will be really hot and it will be great. I would marry eye contact because that moment makes your heart race. I would kill the book because I don't care for most books except our book The Hidden Power of F*cking Up, which you can get at tryguys.com/book. Great book to read, but I'm going to kill it. I'm going to kill books because I don't read many books. I read like a book a year. - It gives me a lot of confidence in you as an author. - Yes, I'm probably the weakest of the four. - Okay, I would break eye contact.

Eyes meet and you say, "Yes, we're doing this." I like the book because it says day off and I would love to have a day off. I would kill hot underwear because I don't need underwear. - I hate the feeling of not having underwear. Your stuff against a cold zipper. And then when you zip it up, you think, "What could happen?" - That's terrifying. - Do it with sweatpants. - Oh, well, that, I mean, that wasn't one of them. That would screw me. - Fuck. - Fuck. - It's quite long in the video. (laughs) - I think books are sexy, I'm making the book.

The feeling of having freshly made clothes, warm and cozy on the body, is probably my greatest pleasure in life. - I'm sorry, Maggie. - Well, I agree with you three in my own way. He would definitely make some sexy eye contact. When you connect like that it's so good. And I would get married in clean underwear. Look, I love reading, I love books, I'd rather spend my only free day doing something else. - Alright, book burners, we get it. - No no no. - I would burn a book. This one is pretty intense, your past self, your future self, or your alternate universe self. -But if I kill my past self, won't all the other selves exist? - Boink Keith from the alternate universe because I have to know what weird shit he's doing, but I can't trust him beyond that.

I would marry the future Keith because I want to spend the rest of my life with myself. And then I'd kill Keith because honestly, he's probably pretty annoying. - Yes I agree. I think all of us will probably kill our past selves because that's the one we really know what they were like. And they probably weren't 100 percent the entire time. In fact, I would fuck my future self, because then I could be both a student and a teacher. - Hot. Hot. That's hot. - That's very good. - It would be my own dad. - The answer is obvious.

You want to destroy your future self because you can learn from the wisdom of your future self. I want to marry the Spiderverse Zach. - What if it was just Zach with feet instead of hands? - Yes, then I definitely want to get married. - I agree, we have to kill the past, let it burn. I want to marry my future self because we don't know how far in the future it will be. Maybe I'll be on my deathbed and then I can take the inheritance. - That's the idea. - Didn't you think about that? - I would fuck with my alternate universe self because who knows what will happen.

I mean, maybe in an alternate universe, Ned knows a lot about chemicals and I would have a very explosive relationship. - That is your current self in the universe. -So you want to throw yourself at the version of yourself that...didn't follow his dreams. - Yes. - Would you fuck, marry, kill? Dumbledore, Voldemort or Mr. Weasley? Dumbledore, Voldemort, Weasley. -Okay, I'm going to fuck with Dumbledore because he's full of surprises, marry Mr. Weasley because he's a family man, and kill Voldemort because I know it's a game, but I don't fuck with Death Eaters. . One of us is going to save Hogwarts and it's me, not Hermione.

Me. - What a Gryffindor. - That was good. Alright, you know I'm going to fuck Voldemort. You know why, that boy sometimes gets behind strangers. I don't know what I'm going to get, although I like it. Whether it's poor Professor Quirrel or not, I like him, I'll marry Mr. Weasley because he has dedicated his life to understanding normal humans. He has to know how to please me and take care of me. And then I have to kill Dumbledore. -I would kill Mr. Weasley because he is so boring. He's muggle-level boring for a wizard. -He loves muggles. -He is literally boring on a muggle level.

I would fuck Voldemort because, you know, I feel like it would be so weird. You know, when he was Tom Riddle he was attractive. Remember when he was very much alive. And then I would marry Dumbledore because, you know, who wouldn't marry Dumbledore? Especially when he was Jude Law. - Oh yeah. - Good point. - I didn't think about young Dumbles. - That's why you have to screw it up. - Young fools. - Young Dumbledore. - Young fools. -He is attractive. You guys are crazy. Mr. Weasley has about eight billion children. All that guy does is do, that guy knows what to do.

And then Dumbledore, he's always playing tricks. He says "five points for you, 10 negative points for you." He knew the answer all along and he let those kids get into trouble. He is reckless, he is a monster. -So, who are you marrying? - I'm marrying Voldemort. Elimination process. - There are very few lightening explanations. Fuck, marry, kill, Instagram, Twitter or Snapchat. - I'm going on Instagram, I'm marrying Twitter, I'm killing Snapchat. - I'm using Twitter because I like it but I think it's bad for me. Marry Instagram and I'm not on Snapchat. - Destroy Snapchat, marry Instagram and kill Twitter, Twitter just makes me anxious. - That makes me sad. - Yes, it makes me sad. - But that's so exciting, it's interesting.

I feel like your marriage would never be boring. - It's true, your marriage would be interesting. You're always involved in really great conversations. - I love that. - I'm going on Insta because that's where all the beauties are. I will marry Twitter because it stands the test of time. And I'm killing Snapchat because I'm not 11 years old. - Following. - Colonel Sanders, Burger King or Ronald McDonald. - Kill Burger King because it looks creepy, marry Ronald McDonald because McDonald's is forever and you gotta screw the Colonel, man. Who knows what kind of southern hospitality can be found there.

I'm fucking the King because he's already looking out my window and he wants some of this. And then I'll marry the colonel and then I'll have fried chicken forever. And I'm killing Ronald McDonald because his versionPlastic is everywhere, always trying to make you sit next to it and it's fucking weird. - Ronald McDonald is a complete pedophile. He shouldn't call pedophile for this. Well, he's really creepy. Burger King is objectively the most attractive, even with the strange mask it is the most attractive of these three. And I would love to marry the colonel. I feel like they would take care of me. - Colonel Sanders continues to restructure the actor.

So every time we do it, he's going to be someone new. I will marry the king and be the queen. Shower me with hamburgers, I'll live in a hamburger palace. - We all killed Ronald except Ned. - Fuck, marry, kill, lion, giraffe, elephant. - Oh, this is good. - Lion, giraffe, elephant. -I would fuck that lion because he is very good. I would marry that giraffe because he has a long neck. I would kill the elephant out of respect. - I will fuck the giraffe, I will marry the elephant... and I will kill the lion. - No no no.

Get the lion, marry the elephant, kill the giraffe. - Yes, yes, yes, get the lion, marry the elephant, kill the giraffe, you understand what I mean. - Don't kill the giraffe. The giraffe represents me. - It's not about you. - It's about me. - The lion is the sexiest, the lion is so sexy, an elephant, we could splash in the water and mud. - You guys are crazy. - Have you seen a giraffe's tongue? Sorry, that was too loud. - Fuck, marry, kill, pancakes, waffles, French toast. - I would make waffles, marry pancakes, and kill French toast because it's too leftover.

I don't really like French toast. - Waffles are the best, I would like to settle the debate. Waffles number one, I changed my answer because French toast, although elusive, if you do it right, it is exciting. - Would you kill pancakes? - Kill pancakes. - I think so. I don't know. I'm halfway there. - I would screw up the French toast because of the powdered sugar. So join the waffles because they are reliable and you can eat them forever. - And the cracks. - And the cracks. And I would kill pancakes because they are a less good version of waffles. - Oh yeah.

I would destroy my pancakes because they stack up. I'd marry waffles for those cracks, you know what I'm saying. And I would kill French toast because eggs hurt my tummy when they are in their solid egg state. I know all of these things have egg but for some reason only this one bothers me and makes me poop terrible. -What about Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which is basically French toast? It's the flavor you can see. - That's a cereal, and I'm not a cereal killer. (screaming) - Yes, yes, yes. - That was Try Guys. Come game time, go ahead and purchase this hoodie.

Well, this will be our last question. Fuck, marry, kill all your coworkers, all your friends, or just a random group of people. - Two of them have significant overlap. - In the interest of this dust, getting married, killing, we are not friends, we are just co-workers. - Eugene. - I want to fuck my friends. Now, I know this is going to change our friendship forever, but I have some great friends who have hot friends that I've always thought about fucking. I'm getting married to my co-workers because I'm committed to this company. I will stay here forever and ever.

And then I'll kill a bunch of strangers. - Because screw them. - I agree with Keith. I'm going to do it with my friends because even if it doesn't work out, wow, what a story we'll have to tell. I will marry my coworkers because I am committed to the work we do together for the long term. And I also feel uncomfortable telling the people we employ that I want to sleep with them. - Good. - It is illegal. And I'm going to kill some strangers. - Killing a random group of strangers sounds really harsh. Do you know what I'd rather do to a random group of strangers?

I'd rather screw them and of course I'd get married on the second try. - You are my family. - We are more or less married. - I never talk about my other friends. I really love them, but since I never talk about them it's like they don't exist and, you know, no one will feel bad if I say I killed them. - Do you see these videos? - Some. - Probably not this one. - Oh shit. - Can I change my answer? - No. It's the same as Ned's, now he feels bad about it. Yes, show us what you've got.

Oh no. - Are you killing the company? - Well, I fuck strangers because I don't want to fuck any of my friends or coworkers and I feel like strangers have a better chance of finding someone. - Rude, friend. Did you know? Zugene is dead. If he killed all my friends I would have to explain it to about 20 different families of people. And that's a lot of work compared to, wow, my company dissolved because everyone fell off a cliff. This is just cleaner, right? - You'd rather have sex with a group of strangers - Than with us. - That keep us alive. - Thanks for watching another exciting episode of - Try Guys Gay Time. - Eugenio, how could you? - No, I don't... - Try game time, Guys. - It's a kind of contest, because in this first week we will be able to see how many of each of these you buy.

And then we will know which of us you like best. - So come on pink, come on! - Does that mean I can't do it? Because I like these colors. Can't I use the others? - No. - No, you can only wear green. - I would love for you to buy one of mine. - I mean. - It does not allow.