THE TRUTH ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH TANA MONGEAU | JEFF'S BARBERSHOP

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today on the show we have the biggest one on the internet. Her name is Tana Mojo and if you're wondering why we're here outside an abandoned convention center, it's because Tana is known for organizing failed conventions. she is known for her controversies, canceled scandals, having multiple boyfriends all over this city, I am desperate for cl, I really love her as a friend, if you are wondering what this broken ATM is still doing around here, this is the last episode we are partnering with Current. The Current card is the best way to bank with Current and I'm picking 20 winners with $500 each.

All you have to do is go to the link in the description and sign up for Current today and you could be entered to win $500, that's it, this is the last episode where we open this baby and I'll give you the dough. brother paul oh i mean i guess that's true but i'm wearing a witty now so it's all about you guys don't worry i'll take these tick tockers out of her hair and i'll clean her up and make her look like the princess and she is in the deep end, spray tan and makeup. What else is there in me right now?

There will probably be some mushroom residue, like everything, after you. I'm really afraid that he likes to shave my head and tie me up. but I'm a little depressed, let's face it, so what do you want to do with your hair? I mean, you could get it a little wet. It takes a long time to dry. You know, it smells like cigarettes and alcohol right now. I like to try spraying a little dry shampoo on it first, what do you say? We wash it, we clean it well. It takes about three hours to dry it, even though you know it doesn't.

This is an intense space, as if we were very close. each other they're nervous they're feeling something wait until the end the last time i kissed them i was sick for two weeks but i really think it's their fault they sound like they've been on a ventilator for the last six months and they just took me off tube this morning, no, I like it, literally, it was like today, like I've been depressed. To be honest, are you dating anyone right now instead of even if we are this? Yes, are we doing this for influence to never do it? something to have influence, do you do nudes only for fans?

You know, like little boobies, maybe, but yeah, you know I'll look for them later. I'm only letting him do this because he's sexy. If you are as ugly as me. I wouldn't be here for sure let me put my hair up for you daddy you're actually going to wet my hair throw your head back what are you looking for in a man what is your type of mental illness how can I fix it? Instagram sometimes, but I'm like making a wish, you know, sometimes I just pick them up off the street, you do charity, I could be like a homeless man with tattoos on my face and I'm like dad, you have potential, you can. do it like a big tick doctor okay let's get all this crap out of your hair oh my god the ticking is from taylor wait do you think taylor holder is in my hair yeah more than once it is on Bryce, nothing like the feeling of a bunch of extensions right now scalp, just grabbed that hair, Jeff just pulled my hair out like he thinks we're doing porn, yeah, do you like that, let's get a little wet and wild eh, okay, please don't get my face wet?

I've never used this before, oh great, what the hell are you going to find like a McDonald's fries and damn, there's a ton of junk in here, it's getting my hair wet. Guys, look at that pile of cigarettes here, Jesus, yeah, what's going on? back i think i'm crying we have a whole nightclub floor in the back of your head a damn pack of cigarettes was in there you could have those kyle it's like strangely relaxing but i don't want to let my guard down show it to me so i can shampoo it no, This is good, are you sure?

You smell like a wet little poodle. I'm a little wet. I don't know about the poodle part, but you get a lot of censure. You don't show this. I have been a dirty, dirty girl. What is your stance on abortion? Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. I was pregnant with your baby. Would you keep it? Cut the camera. Mary. Kill me. Pete Davidson or David Dobre. Mary Pete. Three months ago, I definitely would have said. david killed you, they canceled you no, no, you just classify everything by influence no, you kill david because you have cancer no, you just grew on me I think you would definitely get pregnant, it would trap you for life and then david lived a life and like him He never told me that he has AIDS.

Do you think David has AIDS? Yeah, don't tell anyone, though okay, okay, that rumor will spread quickly, yeah right, you have that wet look like Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala, except you don't like any of that. candles, yes, but I love the crude sticker on the back like it was never too much for me. What do you mean I spent a lot of money on this 7.99? You are so sweet to me. What is one of your darkest childhood memories? Just kidding, I'm trying to think of someone happy, do you hate your parents? Yeah, me too, you know they're going to see this?

No, yes, you will always have my parents. I hate my parents. You are bisexual? I'm actually pansexual. It means anyone can get it, try it, bring lesbians that bad, so Megan will help me with my hair, okay, should she try it? Yes, here, do an injection. I bought you this Kendall Jenner tequila that was canceled for cultural appropriation. oh my gosh, you know, what's funny is that he was really about to do a tequila culture appropriation. I'm doing it too. Would you shake the caps? Holy shit, that's fine, that can't be a real problem. You know, no, I don't know. over all this i need to cater to all demographics i can't just pigeonhole myself into this tick-tock youtuber audience that's a great start having tanner what happened to the rap game?

Are you saying everything I want to hear? Do you want to take advantage of it? the rap game I'm trying to tap into, you know, do you feel like the internet owes you an apology? No, I feel like I owe the Internet an elaborate apology. Is it from the convention? Is it because the fake marriage is because? all the nudes you sell maybe a combination of all the others the joe biden scandal you know i had a scandal for the president yeah you had sex with the president some stormy daniels damn me and the president of the united states are about to Be Eskimo brothers hell yeah bro I feel like a blind man Jeff that's the only reason you like me now is because you're blind and brain damaged yeah it's so annoying let's address the accusations what are they the ones that are tuned to the face, edit my Damn, I just respected how open and cool you are with this stuff.

If I have a photo and my breasts serve a good 32c, why wouldn't I have them serve a good 32d as if I had the power right here? Do you know what I do? I will have two perfect eyes on God. He just moves your people if you ever need him to do that. They call me. There have been a lot of people talking about you online. No, I'm going to read some of those comments and we'll be. I'll get your opinion on that, come on, you have a chance right now to look at the camera and thank your haters.

I may agree with them, although you know this is in the video where I kissed you and it says Jeff better get tested as soon as possible. and that has 300 likes on that comment. 300 people fully think I have herpes. Don't know. Come find out, Jeff. I've never addressed that on the internet, but I'm STD free. Okay, this is another one. I can't blame. Jeff couldn't see who he was talking to, it's kind of a hate comment towards me, it's a little bit of both, but that's good, you know they hate us both a little bit, yeah, it makes it absolutely exciting when you have two eyes like you never showed them.

So much interest in me girls come after me now like, you know, they didn't used to do it right, like I said, I'm a fixer, you know what I mean, so I'll help you see, baby, I will. It would be like setting it up with an eye chart. I'm desperate. What are you doing about climate change? Taking private jets everywhere. What do you think about world hunger? People shouldn't be hungry. What was it that I was literally going to throw up? I'm going to throw up You make me want What do you mean you want to die?

Literally oh okay daddy I'm sorry oh my god if you cut my hair I'm just taking a little bit off of you. down no if you don't let me cut it we're going to cut it with our aerial technology and you cut it so horribly are you kidding me

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it's so long here I'll go like this I'll cut it so I'll cut it like this Jeff's

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pomade works amazing for flyaway hair you can use it like Anal lube you can put it on a burn or a cut it's so multifaceted and flawless wow it's like magic you don't smell I'm not on the floor of a college bar anymore oh my gosh but now what do I have going for me?

You know, you don't even need to use Facetune anymore, oh why would I? You look hot, thanks for the makeover Jeff. barbershop do you have any advice for any little girl out there trying to make it, don't do anything I've done and you'll automatically be better off and in a better place for sure, my only fans watch my YouTube channel big time. things coming, not really, i didn't really do this to promote, i definitely just did this to get one step closer, so thanks for having me,

jeff

y poo, okay, cut the cameras, there they rockin' and hannah, what are you guys ? doing what are you doing here bro I don't know who you are and how you found out we're here yeah we're joking bro she's pregnant with my son why don't you get out of here buddy come on what's the matter does it really happen? going through tmz you're going to put this on tmz possibly possibly jeff come on man you paid me to be here man first time I didn't call the popular paparazzi I'm not paying for this I don't even know. boy I've never seen him in all your time, no bro, get out of here, you get your shots, make sure you put my name in the title.

Can you link my channel in the description? I just want them to not understand why I'm the original alien.