The Towel Rail (Melbourne 2017)

Hey guys, I want to tell you about a text I received that wasn't for me and I know because it started with a high fill and I'm not Phil so my name is Andrew, I'm one of the new tenants. at 11 Dover Place and I was told that you are the person to contact regarding maintenance issues etc. uh, I said, uh, I'm actually not and uh, I was just composing another text message showing the fact that he probably got number one by a single digit or so, but then before I had a chance to send it, I got this that said, actually you are, I thought, ah, idiot, he said, according to the minimum agreement, you are responsible for taking care of eleven in one place from Amazon's perspective.

From my perspective, what needs to be said is not maintenance, there is only one thing I can do. He had his hands tied. I said my mistake. How I can help? and we left. He said I'm in the bedroom with a private bathroom and a thermostatic valve. It will be installed on the tower

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ing and in the bathroom as it makes the room unbearably hot. I thought about it and said I can't do it, but I will have my builder come out on Wednesday to remove one of the windows. This should prevent the bedroom from overheating.

Uh, I thought I'd be at work on Wednesday. Can you clarify what you meant when you said you were going to remove a window? I told him not to worry. I'm not going to remove a window. That would be ridiculous. I'm going to hire a professional to do it. If we should get a nice summer breeze to combat the tower

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ing, here he said, could you explain what you mean by removing windows now at this point? Guys, if you were Andrew, you'd probably be rightly wondering if I'm really a phil. um and I didn't want to think that because at this point I had plans so what I wanted was some proof so what I did was I went to Google and I Googled Google is amazing because the first thing that came up was a file. super page for 11 Dover Place when I looked it up, including a floor plan, and I thought, wow, that's really helpful because there's only one room with a bathroom, so I said, look, this is the plan for Wednesday.

Now, guys, look very carefully. I turned it into an animated gif and sent it to him via visual message, but the reason I didn't realize at the time was that you had to send an anime to give firearms. Did you just repeat it? I told him, look, FYI, to get the most out of it, you need to maintain your bathroom. door open at all times i said this is unacceptable if you do this on wednesday my lawyer will be in touch i said andrew starting wednesday i expect the apartment to be out of commission for six weeks while we initiate the next four step plan i was having a great moment step one remove all four walls and that's it step one step two expand the bathroom step three count insulate the tower rail inside the cooling dome step four counteract the remaining alhea tower with an ice tower I just spoke to the real owner so you can call Off I said no problem out of interest he agreed to order the tower here something give me I told him to continue he does, thank you all?