The Suspicious Assassination of JFK

Both of these things together have led some to believe that the umbrella was a signal for another gunman, or that the umbrella itself was a spy-type weapon that could fire darts, perhaps explaining the slight hole in JFK's neck. - Is he like Oswald Cobblepot? - Yes, it's like James Bond and this is a new weapon that M... - No, it's like the Penguin. - Or the penguin. - The Penguin had a gun, a bumper. (Ryan laughs) But I do want to ask. The term umbrella in the quote above is what ties that together, why? Is it just a harmless link?

Was that a transition of yours, or do people say, "That proves this is a..."? It's a transition and in some ways it's a test in conspiracy circles. - Okay, well, that's an understanding. - If the CIA said they were going to offer an air protection umbrella and Kennedy said, "No, you won't." - Mm-hm, okay, well, that... - And then... - So that's very tenuous. - And then they say: "Okay, then we will kill you with an umbrella." -UH Huh. (Ryan laughs) - As far-fetched as it may seem, a Department of Defense weapons developer named Charles Senseney incredibly testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee that a form of this strange umbrella weapon exists because he designed it.

Senseney described an umbrella-like weapon that could fire darts silently. An author of a JFK book named Jim Marrs also claimed that these darts shot through the umbrella straps when opened. In addition, there are photographs showing the closed umbrella before and after the murder. But during the

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, the umbrella was clearly open when Kennedy walked past the Umbrella Man. - The umbrella man attacks. Yeah, I don't think you have to sell me any further on this, Ryan. I totally agreed once you mentioned the words, Umbrella Man. - What do you think about the umbrella being able to only be fired through the straps of the... - Great, I agree. - That's fucking cool, right? - Look, you could convince me of anything in the world just by using words, Umbrella Man.

If you say, "Amelia Earhart, her plane was attacked by an umbrella man and took her into space," I would say, "That sounds pretty good." - Also

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is the fact that, after the shooting, while other onlookers fled From the scene, this Umbrella Man, along with another man, sat next to each other on the sidewalk, seemingly unfazed. However, a possible explanation came from the supposed Umbrella Man himself. This man was a man named Louie Steven Witt. , who appeared before the Senate committee to testify, even bringing the umbrella with him. He claimed that the umbrella was a symbol of protest toward JFK's father, Joseph Kennedy.

Witt was not a fan of Joseph Kennedy's appeasement policies when Joseph was ambassador to the Court of St. James between 1938 and 1939. Thus, as a symbol of protest, Witt used an umbrella, in reference to the characteristic accessory of Neville Chamberlain, who promoted appeasement as Prime Minister of England. Witt also explains that he only opened the umbrella when he believed Kennedy could see it. And strange as it may seem, throughout history, many people, both in England and the United States, have used umbrellas as a symbol of protest. Even the paranoid former President Nixon forbade his aides from carrying umbrellas when he was Eisenhower's vice president for fear of having a visual link to the unpopular policy of appeasement. - I'm sick of this guy.

Also, he shows up in court and says, "No, this is the umbrella." (Ryan laughs). "I couldn't have two umbrellas." - By the way, there is no follow-up of this testimony, none of them. When searching his house, no one says or confirms that it's the Umbrella Man. He's just some guy saying this flimsy little excuse about a history lesson that he probably, I guess he couldn't Google, but could have gone to the store. History teacher. - Absolutely embarrassing. - Don't know. I find it very weak. The supposed umbrella man, Witt, also claimed that the umbrella blocked his view of the Kennedy

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, thus explaining his apparent state of calm or shock. , as he described it, while sitting on the sidewalk after the shooting, but some have claimed that this is not proven in the footage Perhaps Louis Stephen Witt is actually the umbrella man and this is all a misunderstanding or perhaps Witt is a puppet for the CIA to cover their tracks.

No one can definitively say what the truth is. -Fucking Umbrella Man.-Like I just couldn't believe that was his excuse. I couldn't see it. I did not see it. I heard the shots. I saw everyone running and thought, oh, it must be part of the parade. - It was a very big parade. I didn't see the part where the president was shot in the head. - In the end people continue to speculate about what really happened in Dallas that day. An ABC News poll conducted in 2003 years after the JFK assassinations found that about % of Americans believed there was some sort of plot behind the assassinations.

Only 32% accepted the Warren Commission's opinion. findings And 51% believe there was a second gunman involved In 1973, LBJ told the Atlantic quote: "I never believed" that Oswald acted alone, although I can accept "that he pulled the trigger," end quote. I just can't believe that. a single idiot could assassinate a president. Yeah, he's not a very good villain, is he? -No. He doesn't even have a scary suit. - No, he has a nice stylish sweater and modern hair. He's like perfectly greasy. -Side note, what do you think Lee Harvey Oswald used in his hair? I need to get some of that. - A good ointment. - There's a gentleman's ointment right there. - Well, I guess we'll never know what happened in Dallas that day. - Lime cat. - Lime cat. - Lime cat.

Did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone? Were there other gunmen? Maybe the mysterious umbrella man? And if there were, who did they work for? The horrendous assassination of John F. Kennedy will remain unsolved.