THE SIDEMEN BAKE OFF

rice is rice team I don't even know what team you are anymore you're almost done rice almost ready cake in the oven chicken in the oven oh wow right in the refrigerator how did you break the refrigerator? He's been lighting up the gym recently. Just arrived. Did they try it? Wow, it's good to know you guys are making progress on both teams. What are we doing now? I'm progressing. Yes, we have 20 minutes. I'm very happy. With how they're doing, shut up, I'm talking to the camera. Both teams seem to be doing pretty well. I'm very impressed, especially compared to how they started, but we'll see how the food tastes in the end.

It is always noticeable. When a food doesn't have love and heart, put half a chicken extra hot. We're going to take off the legs and put them in the rice. We're all a kind of Fernando. Don't tell anyone who ordered Nando's rice. Uh, what's going on with the rice guys? Guys, um, no, yeah, are you deaf? What is happening with the rice? There is rice on the way. Do you get the rice on time? your rice to eat it. The rye is talking to you. Are you on Tinder? Yeah, huh, are you trying? to get the goal then you're passing the time you're also trying to get the poon tang eh my packages are not fake I know how to

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oh I can cook a good steak oh um what are you talking about it's that steak right?

I can't cook a good steak if you want to eat a steak, what does that mean? This is the frosting, don't worry, our cake could be a stinky balloon, okay, nothing happened, no, it's hot in there too, no, it's not. It's not hot, is it or isn't it? Bam, they lied to us, they scammed us, okay, that chicken looks dipped, okay, this is the beginning of the cupcake, this is what I'm thinking, pretty little bell here, slow and steady, slow and steady, maybe I'll have a cake flat. but I'm fat, I'm very happy with myself to be honest, it could have gone worse, it could have gone better, that's for sure, but a dick is a harry, come on, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, harry, it's fun. can we clean let's get let's get clean he's doing it no no we you just washed all the dishes oh you're dripping on the phone oh my god we're going to let it drip it's going to finish dripping and then I'll clean up the mess you don't have to Let's do it as we go.

I'll leave him, I know he's leaking. It's okay, I know it's leaking. We all remember that it tastes better with sauce, although for me we will stop. eating it greasy, how would you recognize the head of this? If we give you a white tip, stop saying "it's, it's your responsibility." Now 10 minutes, guys, you have 10 minutes, that's my prize. Thank you so much. Some of the chickens fall apart, but that's okay. jeez louise jeez louise we're in business oh thank you I'll make an effort I'm not trying I'm trying finesse that's what you call finesse what is it take this out I'm saying we don't use this don't use chicken use my chicken yeah hey not bad a a little burned, but it's okay, I think you could go take care of your hands.

I like what you've done here, yeah bro, awesome, five minutes, that's the food, that's it. thing look at this guy behind the camera look at him can you point him out? watch it your work film use the cameras um now in case you check what our real cave looks like if he survived let him continue we'll get there actually okay okay we're doing this okay listen time's running out , okay, let me hold this, yeah, we're done, let's move everything oh, we won't do anything after two grueling hours, we finally have our food team, a Toby Ethan. and harry and team b simon josh and vic we'll start with team a looks good it's a very good penis it's a very good penis phenomenal I like the detail oh there are communication tips that come from it absolutely Absolutely sublime, the appearance of the smoothie looks pretty. well and the gel out with the chicken looks very very good you guys have done a very good job here I'm going to try it see you in a bowl have a proper slice put some fruit in there man get some strawberry in that there's some fruit and streaks this is bad I'm bad I mean michael jackson back that's pretty good so that's really good this is this is really good wow oh my god okay let me change your life oh no guys I'm expecting big things toby please don't do it especially because you're african oh god were you going to do that you're watery why is it so wet you're what's disgusting you're what you eat disgusting this is terrible terrible jolof the chicken get rid of this disgusting break i mean it shows that white people made this, that's for sure, amazing, terribly soft, disgusting, drink it with a watermelon smoothie, I like what you did there with the strawberry, very nice, what is this?

Why are there so many channels? Because? There is so much? Why is there so much foam? Tell me what this is. This is literally undrinkable. Yes, Ricky's and split it. You want to go back to Africa. I will send you now. Alright. Team B. Interesting. Look here. the chicken looks decent the rice doesn't look as orange as expected is this meant to be a smoothie? It was our own version of a shake we think shakes these days are too thick so this is extremely watery that's it yeah. it's the health version we know you're on a health rut right now slim fit well locked and the pie doesn't look like a penis at all who are you to judge what it identifies how you're going to identify yourself i have money i'm identifying it it doesn't look like a penis, I think you'll see, there's actually two balls on the little penis that's not a, you can see it now, well, you actually saw it there visually. not impressed very good texture a little bit of tim oh sorry um a very good nuance bravo okay let me try a little bit of the chicken definitely a little spicy there mmm definitely not as mild as this out of ten I'll give it a six I mean that you added a little spice but I can never taste the ketchup now the rice that is not joloff is mexican gelatin that is not ice cream it is called the joloff el jalon yes I am very stupid this what what is this what is this is a disaster now it is disgusting uh you're trying to piss me off where did you get this from uh you flew through mexico you flew to mexico are you serious surely not nando's rice no we don't eat nando's album there's rice there that was actually good that's actually true there's something wrong with So, what is there here in Spain?

Watermelon juice, ice, milk and sugar. I think Vic spit it out when he spoke too. No, that's not in it. Oh, I was. that in the chicken that is in the chicken oh yes you ate a great rotisserie I mean at least ours was drinkable shut up blocked well ladies and gentlemen you are both terrible you are both terrible chefs this is embarrassing I asked you to make jolof and chicken that food of people you're black toby you should be able to prepare ah I'm so disappointed it's hard to choose something good between two turds so if I had to choose between team a and team b for this team wait if we're going to be honest , then you have to try our royal cake, why is it dripping?

In this it's not even a cake, this is just liquid liquid with a little yeast, oh I just have a crazy wing, I made this embarrassing, yes, you definitely lose, ladies and gentlemen, this has been the baking of the companions, I hope this never continues, subscribe and goodbye. shameful disgusting is that millions are lower to witness millions are lower with the bank millions