The Safest Way to Walk

I'm going to teach you the correct technique for

walk

ing so you don't get mugged, let's talk about those mythical good days. Have you told your friends about the mythical good morning? Yes, because if you have a mouth and they have ears, it can really work. I hope that happens, okay, the criminals are evaluating you to decide if they are going to assault you, what are they looking at high up? I hope studies show that the way you

walk

determines your likelihood of being mugged or not, that makes sense to me, it was a study in the 80's yes by the way, let's do what we're going to leave the studio, let's do a workshop, wow, I'm going to teach a real trip, I'm going to teach you how to walk, but I'm First I'm going to give you a little history, so yeah, an excursion, you guys can come with love, a day excursion.

Well, in the '80s there was a study where they had prisoners look at pictures of people walking and tried to determine. who they would want to move and then they built off of that most recent study, some psychologists determined some factors that impacted the perceived vulnerability of someone who was walking, um, and then they would rate the vulnerability of someone who was walking, then they would teach them these factors, huh ? and then I would rewrite them and their vulnerability score would decrease, so teach me. I have these factors and I'm going to show you first of all.

I'm going to take the factors and teach you the most vulnerable way to walk and then. I'm going to flip the script and teach you the

safest

way to follow the anti-mugger path. Do you have any kind of guarantee if I get mugged after learning this? Do you have to reimburse me or any kind of thing like? That's not a bother, but it's going to be fun, let's go outside, as you can see, we were moved to an alley where, as you know, people get mugged. Yeah, not just this one in particular, just alleys in general, usually not in broad daylight, but this would be it. know good equity I think I will most likely get mugged.

I feel remarkably safe right now. Well, first I'm going to say that I'm going to show you a kind of residential area that you'll walk through from one side to the other. and give you the different factors so that the most vulnerable walk well or are durable first the vulnerable first with a couple of factors, okay, so I want you to incorporate the first factor, the first step to have a vulnerable walk, Viktor, start to walk like victims. he walks with less consistency in his movements, like fast and slow, you don't just walk faster than walking slower, with short or long strides, yes, he walks normal, but with short or long strides, what an idiot, no one walks like that.

I mean, unless you have a worm a worm like a worm in your brain oh okay, come back. I will give you the second factor that the dog wants to assault you. This is incredible. The dog sniffed my vulnerable walk. Factor number to keep the walk inconsistency and now vulnerable. people also lift their feet when they walk, so they don't swing their feet, they lift their feet, yeah, inconsistent speed, lift their feet like you're stepping over something. I would assault this person by keeping it constant, that's good. I mean, I look how I look. like I'm sneaking like I'm the one breaking the wall like I'm sneaking up on someone not like a bird doing a mating dance okay okay let's get the third factor have you ever seen someone walk like that? factor number three they walk with the same leg and arm forward at the same time so they don't do it it's not left leg right arm it's left leg left arm right leg right arm forward yes that's what they say you're consistent you have to think to walk like that don't lean over consistently put your feet up keep your arms moving with your legs there you go, yeah, okay, okay.

I feel like I'm one of those background dancers, like Michael Jackson from 1987, he did it like he was fine in the finale. factor for the most vulnerable walk of all time, they walk early where the movement comes from their extremities, so add to that movement in the extremities, yes, a lot of movement of the fingers, toes, jazz hands, yes, gimme a little bit, keep your hands moving, there you go. I'm going to tell you that without a studio always the mugga man does jazz dance you like it very vulnerable in the mind it's okay put it all together fast and slow big it was a little hot in bass a lot of jazz hands that's good maybe turn the head spins a little, that's inconsistent, yeah, I think if I wasn't here now, you'd be getting mugged.

Good job Rhett, you're learning something about not walking. Okay, no one bothered me. Those are the factors. I mean, what's up, muggers? I know it seems a little contrived, but maybe that's how you did it. I must admit it's hard to believe this is coming from a legitimate scientific source, but perhaps things are a little more naturally subtle than what I've been making out. I've been exaggerating for the people at home. I think you did a good job, so now it's time to learn to walk against the raiders. Walk the least vulnerable, most impervious to crime wall known to man according to these three factors, so line up here's the first one. walk with a medium pace, pretty easy, what's up, muggers, keep it medium?

I have a $50 bill in my pocket, you don't have to mock the would-be mugger, I'll give you the PIN number of my ATM, come back, no takers, no takers now. It's time to add the second factor to the middle: "there is no severe walking against the assailant, you need to walk with postural movement, that is, the movement comes from the center of the body, so your limbs no longer move and you do not need a pelvic stinking vomit without pelvic thrusts, you know, maybe just a little bit in the shoulders and then keep your arms at your sides and just walk at a medium pace, move your shoulders a little bit, your core, who else?

Some of this, I have cash, okay, come back. The last factor is that you have to swing your feet when you walk, don't lift your feet, don't lift your feet, just swing them, basically, it's a shuffling motion, no arm movement. , no movement of the limbs, just movement in the center and then a little rocking of the feet. don't lift your feet, no one is going to raid this, hey, I guess you think about this, I think you look like an idiot, yeah, hide. in your house, yeah, hide in your little car, hide in these trash cans, yeah, okay, come back, I think you're hiding in the trash cans, so let's recap the mugger walk any time one more time , put it all together, don't lift your feet at all, don't even lift your toes, okay?

Why don't you come back and we can summarize? This inside I feel like I'm on a reality show, it's been scripted or something, hey Linc, you want to go back inside and summarize, this is how you do it, we act in a reality, yeah, let's do it, man, happy, dock or You don't receive a cup, depending. Which side of the coin are you on? Thank you for liking and commenting on this episode. Do you know what time it is? We have a tumblr and we eat humble things that you like because we like tumblr a lot.

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