THE RAISIN (award-winning short film)

thank you one potato one chocolate covered

raisin

that's my dinner every day now the way the world works is the more potatoes you buy and the cheaper each one of those potatoes is, that's why I buy my potatoes 10 kilograms at a time and the problem is that you have to buy 10 kilo cup rounds of chocolate with

raisin

s it's just to balance my hands they take about a month to recover, long enough to eat all the potatoes now I always know exactly how long it takes me to cook my potatoes exactly at the same time It takes me to change my pants, so even if I don't need to change them, I could change them anyway, so I know that's exactly how long it will take me to cook an hour and 25 minutes, but on this particular day, such as I had taken my pants off I saw this squirrel out of the corner of my eye now there are only two things I hate in this life just two liars and squirrels so I went to get my gun now it's pretty cold outside because I didn't have my pants on I had to grab anything I could find and stuff inside my panties just to keep warm, but when I opened the door the squirrel was gone and standing in its place was a little old lady, don't worry, this is not what it seems.

Well, it looks to me like an old man standing there pointing his gun at me with 5,000 chocolate covered raisins on his parents. How do you know how many chocolate covered raisins I have in my pants? No, I'm just gassing you. I know I guess you're alive, a lion, I never lied in my entire life, you showed me, you're not a liar, one, two, three, eighty-five, eighty-six 87 88 413 414 415 997 998 999 1 000 1001 2 4997. 4998 four thousand nine hundred and ninety nine foreign liar I'm sorry sir I didn't mean any harm they want to come here for coming just to lie to me and bring back your bag start staying there I don't know just leave the foreign airport I smelled my potatoes burning in the stove I was hungry no more foreigner five thousand foreigners foreigner foreigner foreigner