The New Assistant | Bratz Series Compilation

It was broken at the makeup convention, my makeup smudged so much I looked like a melting clown, thank you please, I wouldn't wish it today. to anyone except the tweedles oh hey the guys who hang out without me I'm really glad Jay didn't come with me huh I know it would have been horrible if she had come with me so I didn't deserve to be in that convention. with me what's wrong with jade she should stay as far away from us as possible thank you you know what I'm saying okay so if you want me to stay away then I will do it it's like that girl jade and she's crying let's make fun of her she what do you What's up?

Cry baby, yeah, did you just piss Bardeen off and get fired from his magazine that we like? We can't even make fun of her, can we? You were fired, what a tragedy, you were fired once Berdine, you made Berdine fire me, yes. Okay, but once you got fired, how did you like bouncing back? I started my own magazine with my ex friends, ex friends, you mean the brats left you, no, they mind your own business, but we don't have any business to worry about without us. You're nothing, nothing times two, which is worse, come on, we won't make fun of you, we promise, and hey, I'm sorry I fired you a long time ago, it was like it really wasn't nice of us.

Okay, time for a reality check. Friends are totally mean to me and now my two worst enemies are actually being nice. Hey, after today, I guess anything is possible. Do you want to know what my friends did? They ignored me, they treated me well, guys, so let's just say that I. I'm not feeling very friendly with them right now, well then why not hang out with us? We have so much in common like, for example, needing friends, we will be such good friends, your old friends will be like jealous, jealous, furious, more. like leaving them for kirsty and casey would be the worst insult oh let's make it right I'll be with you but on one condition don't be mean it's not my style deal my best friend's secret handshake which is even more secret , they do the same in the cafeteria hello jade hey cool cat what's up? um, why is Jade sitting with the tweevils? um, why do you like to sit with us because we're best friends?

You mean you were being nice to us yesterday because we got fired? so dense, I swear sometimes it's like you uh uh uh remember that you're not bad oh yeah, it doesn't matter ah Kirsty, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me oh, stop being so cheesy, you'll like to make me cry new, what are they? They say I tried to read Casey's lips but there's too much gloss, I think it's Kirstie crying, but why is Jade with them just a way to find out the direct approach? Hello girls, what are you? No, I'm Sasha.

Hello, Sasha. Is there anything we can do for you? Sasha. Well, yeah, I guess seeing all this here is just crazy. and I don't want to, I demand to know what's going on why am I having lunch with my friends Kirsty and Casey your friends since when have they been your friends since yesterday we have a secret best friend handshake and you can't see it, okay? one of those hidden cameras shows that no it's real, real friendship is great, we can't help it if some people are too narrow minded to accept it, now if you don't mind I think we'll finish our lunch outside. where people know how to treat each other well, bunny girl, she is actually not friends with the tweevels, not only is she friends with them, but she looked down on me, but why maybe the planet of the tweevels to insert a chip into the jade brain, maybe they have chips in their brain, maybe They are all being turned into zombie drones for a global conspiracy with chip heads.

This is a strange angel, but I don't think it's that strange. We have to get to the bottom of this. Well, when the direct approach fails, it's time to use the indirect approach. What, in the name of negligence, is wrong with this picture? It hasn't been dusted for months. Getting rid of those useless interns was the best idea I ever had. Just look at all this unfinished work. They left shoes unpolished. Unpolished polished. Unanswered hate mail. Now yes. It's just that a worthless temp agency will send me a replacement I'm sorry ma'am the big boned gal magazine is on the fourth floor I'm a fraud dagmar sent me the styleville employment agency mother von pink my new

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enough small talk this office it's leaking efficiency in the dog and venice i still have a huge backlog of hate mail i'll respond ahead of time pinch me royale i'm dreaming oh this is so exciting our first trip to the mall as best friends forever let's take our photos in one of those tiny booths yes, so let's drink a lot of root beer and burp what friends don't do that everyone is different casey and if you want to have a bird pot, that's fine with me, there you have to be nice again, it's like almost start to feel natural, you know what best friends, what are we going to do, everything, come on, pay attention boss, the files are color coded, starting with topaz, to consume a lot of time, fails, emr, I have organized your calendar For five months in the future, don't make plans. at Christmas but I'm already exhausted and I'm hungry you didn't let me have lunch eat these raw vegetables cooked food makes you slow but enough togetherness in the workplace it's time to bathe your puppy come puppy I've assembled a horse and a bucket in the alley for you well, I want it efficient and I can't stand it uh communications well, it's one step, one step, just look at us like a whole world without pigs has opened up for us, bff, you've touched our souls great. and you know you guys haven't been that bad either, but listen, it's getting a little late, I need to go to work with your ex friends, oh yeah, don't worry about me, I can handle myself though, see you later, bye, what a great best friend we have casey you said it kirsty she gives and gives and yet all we do is accept hello brats the magazine staff looks great oh don't mind me I'm just here to work, you can work and still be friendly, oh I would.

It would be if there were some real friends in the room Say what's wrong Come on girl, it's time to talk all day You've been acting like you're someone else Turning pale with tweevels Laughing talking about shopping It feels like the whole world's on its toes up oh, that's not really what it feels like, you mean like maybe you've been completely belittled, you can say it again, well now you know what it feels like, this, all you do is criticize each of You, ah, we, you're the dissident, you put me down first, you didn't, so stop, stop, stop, what are you talking about?

Oh please, as if you didn't know, walking behind my back. I'm so glad Jade didn't come with me Jade stay as far away from us as possible oh no you didn't put me down at all oh cool cat I'm so sorry you heard us at the juice bar I bet you did , but we didn't mean those things? How they sounded. We just returned from a terrible day. We were all saying how glad we were that you didn't have to go through it with us. Yeah, well, what happened to the office yesterday morning, I guess? We were pretty short with you hey you know what a cool cat I'm so sorry we all got off to a bad start the last thing I want to do is hurt your feelings yeah really don't be mad anymore I'm sorry.

I've missed you so much, friends again, totally, yes, we visited you, you got it, but since you're friends with the tweevils now, does that mean we have to be with them too? Oh no, don't worry. Although they surprised me once I met them, they can actually be friendly. I started hanging out with them because I was angry with you. I knew it had to be something like this. I mean Kirsty and Casey, those were the last two. people I would have expected you to be friends with, yeah well I like you too Kirsty Casey talks super total dislike and you say you don't mean it okay can you believe our best friend isn't really our best friend, is she if she is a best friend? it means big fat faker like duh that would be bfp no bff genius no what's up all the organization all the efficiency?

I can't take it anymore, please my incompetent interns come back to me. I promise not to pretend that we like each other. I could No, if I tried to deal with thirsty Casey, well, well, what do we have here? OMG I don't know, maybe a fat fake and more like a big fool, yeah it looks like they finally put them in their place, stop waving your gums you lazy idiots. and change into something decent we've been trying to say goodbye oh micah if I ever hurt your feelings please just let me know because this holding a grudge is a huge pain in the ass everyone now everyone now you