The NBA Just Went Full Defcon-2!

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started on December 2nd, we

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witnessed a pandemic of winners, a pandemic of elbows and, of course, a pandemic of fun moments. This week in the NBA was a movie and cinema Starts Now chapter 1 last Saturday too old for this it's Saturday was one of the craziest days we've had in the NBA in a minute and that says a lot, it all started in the City of Angels where the ad had an unfortunate mid-game makeover Davis has not returned to the court or bench since returning to the locker room at the end of the first quarter he got poked in the eye at the end of the quarter my man

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from NBA superstar Lenny from The Simpsons but believe me when I tell you he wouldn't be the only one in the NBA tonight.

He was absolutely damned, however, while he was watching the ad, star Ruie Hachimura decided to enter the octagon with the Haimura hoop off the bounce, with his left hand, throw it down. LeBron was feeling like he drops 40 grand, you know the king is in his bag when he starts making this pass he's been excellent here in the first half, the rookie attacks James again five on the count of 24 triples and the foul, but the real shenanigans started in the fourth when the shot clock decided to take a coffee break, the shot clock malfunctioned on five plays in a row and the clock isn't moving, it's still not working, it's still not working.

Wow, this is downright comical or it would be comical if it were. It's not so sad that the shot clock isn't moving, even LeBron had to inform the announcers that he's too old for this nonsense. After what seemed like an eternity of clock confusion, they finally decided to keep time with a stopwatch with the Lakers' PA man playing the role. from Father Time himself, now they are going to go with the manual stopwatch. Lawrence Tanter is going to announce the time the delay may have aged LeBron a decade because when play resumed, Curry put braces on the chosen one.

James leads Curry. stolen by Curry, yes, this was the chef's first game after that sprained ankle and he decided to serve a special 31-point Curry flavored, of course, with Curry, a side step, a back three, he puts it in and the Steph Curry's lack comes. Alive, the Lakers were favored by a point and a half, but lost by seven points, however, in the city, Tristan Thompson returned after a 25-game suspension for violating the League's anti-drug policy and his first elbow hit against the best player on the team. Mother Thomson donated it and caught it cleanly, ladies and gentlemen, that's what a broken nose looks like, but despite the chaos, the rockets took off like they had SpaceX rockets strapped to their backs and in their pockets with a two-piece hammer. hands, Jayen Green. continued its impressive streak by losing 26 points while the Cavs, who were favored by five, lost by 14 points, extending Houston's winning streak to five consecutive games, while in New Orleans we had José Alvarado taking an elbow and the minute they let him go and then he was rewarded with a technical for his troubles and he's bleeding, the thing is, Jose bleeds well, but Zion was determined to prove Steven A.

Smith wrong and this time it was the Blazers paying for Steven and talking while Jose tried lead the play, Naji. On the receiving end, their chemistry, Naji's ability to know where Zion is going, along with CJ and Ingram, combined for 78 points, leading the Pelicans, who were 13 favorites, to 19 points and with this loss, the Blazers officially punched their ticket out of playoff contention. for this year, but while the Blazers were licking their wounds, Dennis Rodman was receiving a hero's welcome in Chicago. I want to know, man, thanks celebrating the people we love while they're still with us, what a novel concept the Bulls conveyed, on the other hand, they fell.

Fallen prey to a classic fake, the good old fake W-bomb, we have breaking news. Adrian wowski reports that Derrick Rose will retire after 15 seasons. How's the surprise? Derrick Rose retires after 15 years. Oh man, it just hurts, that hurts me later, I realized. they were fooled they could have been fooled were you fooled were you fooled we were fooled we could have been fooled I'm still looking I don't see any confirmation yet is that the breaking news that you were fooled breaking news I was fooled baby it was all cap but at least the Bulls took care of business on the court the Wizards thought they were bullfighters but immediately realized they were the hunted IO dmu delivered the final blow giving the scoring clinic of his life Here comes dosumu again 30 points for the first time in his NBA career, IO dosumu a small 30-piece hot sauce with which the Bulls were favored by 9 and 2 but defeated the Wizards by 29 points while Maxi caught two blatant Strays from Brandon Miller for no reason Maxi in the rookie Miller and that's an offensive foul when he elbowed Tyrese right in the face and the ant was howling over the 7 foot Goliath.

Hero Kesler gives one for the n a chance, I love it, but the madness peaked in Sacramento, where Monk's hustle ended on a detour route to the front row seats back touch, let's see Malik Monk enter in the expensive seats and there Josh Tiff is going to ask for a jump and Malik is hot sabonis did it again his 49th consecutive double double there is that man Ladies sabonis your leader in rebounds however the Brunson burner activated and ended in a 45 point masterpiece with this performance. JB became the first Nick since Melo in 2014 to reach 40+ in consecutive games.

Here's Brunson in the feed, 18 points last time in the paint and in the final moment, he capped it all off leaving Keon Ellis in Frozen watching L-shaped dust clouds. Brunson directing traffic driving gives Brunon 40 points joining an exclusive club. He is only the fourth Nick in franchise history to score 40 consecutively. games the kings were favored by three but lost by seven points chapter 2 on sunday night everyone gets a winner in a whirlwind of three-pointers and jaw-dropping performances sunday night in the association once again showed why the nba is the spectacle final nail The nail-biting action began in Dallas, Texas, where Lively and Gafford managed to tame the Joker by holding up the golden face of efficiency with just 38% shooting from the field and trudging along here he is and deep down he's baffled as to how to why he didn't get a whistle. there, but it was at the decisive moment where everything

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crazy with less than 30 seconds left in the game, the blue arrow went cold blooded to take the lead, here's Murray, 30 seconds left.

Murray, a three, the blue arrow gives you, so Luca's magic decided to respond. with his own magic spell, Denver Trail by 13 with 835 remaining, they have been on a 20-4 streak since Donic tied it, he got it. Tied the game at 105, all the slightest differences in the game and the shot clock, but with less than 3 seconds left in the game Kyrie went to the Apex to defy all logic keep it incoming CBA looking for Irving Irving to win oh Bo oh Bo a Kyrie Irving auto PA ending just absurd it was Ramadan he did it on an empty stomach with no food or water alone Pure basketball magic after the game Kai explained where his greatness comes from.

I like to say that I'm a mix of all the greats that came before me and I've seen a lot of movies about them. The Nuggets were favored by one but lost. by two points as they fell half a game behind Oklahoma City for the best record in the West, meanwhile in mtown Duncan Robinson was making history He reigned from downtown when he became the Usain Bolt of three-point shooting by hitting 1.00 more three-pointers faster than anyone in NBA history. the big man Duran is dunking and will shoot anyway kabo, the fastest to 1,000 triples in NBA history.

Congratulations, Duncan. Jimmy Butler was out, so Robinson decided to take the lead, proving that when the going gets tough, the tough get. Get Buckets. 2 minutes and 2 seconds left. a three on the way and in and the bou a chance at a four point play for Mr. Three himself, however the game came down to this tie. The Pistons have the ball and may have the last shot, but then Cade happened to have the shot clock off Cunningham. I'll look to win it for Detroit with a three with 7 seconds left and it instantly backfired at 4 seconds three, take it out, bam for three, yeah bam wins the game with a three, here's the problem though The problem, George, is that the Pistons were too early and I. he asked how many times this can happen to the Pistons.

Bam has been in the league for seven years. He had only made 11 three-pointers up to this point in his career. Quality over quantity. In fact, Evan Forier was furious as he kicked the ball into orbit. Out of frustration, the heat was favored by 5 and a half, but they'll take that slim three-point victory any day of the week while all this was going on. Sam Hower transformed into a human flamethrower again. However, they are going to convict him of arson. 10 The fact that he went undrafted should be a crime punishable by death, but he wasn't the only one.

Bobby Poris came off the bench like a man possessed and burned the Suns into submission. ptis fakes now shoots and hits and ptis can't miss Right now, five for five, Bro was five for five from Beyond The Arc, dropping 25 points in the first half alone, leading the Bucks to tie a league record. NBA of more triples in a half with 18 open points as progress, of course, everything goes Frank Vogle. displeased with his defense wide open poris lets it fly hits another 25 for CIS 61 points for Milwaukee p is lighting up the crowd in Orlando we find the rookies trolling everyone with the suggestive jersey swap rookies Anthony Black and Grady Dick swapping jerseys but Wy I decided to steal the show and by God, and then the Austin audience approves Wy behind the back goes up, leaves it in the kid put up a monster stat line 33 points 16 rebounds seven blocks and seven assists, but when push came to shove At that moment it was Kellin Johnson who passed over Johnson, yes, on the last play of the fourth quarter.

Dennis Schroeder decided he wasn't done playing yet sending the game into overtime in style. Shudder B. Three balls missing. Kaboom tied the game in overtime. We, Bama, were a brick. wall shudder 28 seconds left shudder inside blocked us Bama got another one man defense is so impossible that sometimes it seems like the goalkeeper the Spurs were favored by two but took a seven point win while the Nets now have to contemplate the following The question is whether Bridges is a centerpiece of the franchise or is he more of a bridge to nowhere. Chapter 3 Monday night, holy shit, while Sunday was all about those clutch shots.

Monday night as the NBA decided to flip the script with some gravity-defying aerial attacks, the disrespect began in Utah. where the ant went on an absolute rampage in the second half scoring or assisting 42 points in that half alone during this rampage Anthony Edwards decided to turn John Collins into John the baptized on National Television another turnover for Utah Edwards recovers it and throws it to the ground and won the dunk was so ferocious that Ant dislocated a finger in the process and Collins had to be out for the rest of the game due to concussion protocol and he himself was as surprised as anyone by his own dunk saying that it was the best of his career oh my god, hey, that was my best dunk of my career, I'm not going to lie, but at least Collins got a souvenir, a jersey, as a consolation prize and, speaking of crazy dunks, Jaylen Johnson destroyed Reeves with a punch so monstrous it could turn a werewolf into a vegan Jayla Johnson goes straight for Austin Reeves oh my god Reeves took it like a champ he even made a joke afterwards um what happened on that one first play, everyone saw what happened, no one had your point of view, I want my point of view, but come on.

Give him credit because he bounced back quickly channeling his inner Grand Theft Alvarado before Slick Showtime's dime wood is LeBron's third time since Austin sorry Michael what a play. Anthony Davis proved he has Wolverine-like healing abilities because after getting poked in the eye less than 48 hours earlier, the men shook themselves off and came back to play a

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game, oh Davis with authority, meanwhile LeBron was down 25 points as if it were just another day at the office. Braun is going to go to the rim, here he goes, you can't stop him. I haven't been able to do it for 21 years, which makes you think you're going to do it now.

Well, they're not going to stop BR's setback. The beautiful D'Angelo Russell led the Lakers with 27 and lit up. Beyond The Arc's Hawks tie Lakers' record for most 3-pointers in a single season by almost shooting the ballcan bounce there it is oh there it is tied Nick fan EXO favored by nine points La Cruis to victory by 31 points breaking a two - the game skidded in the process at the same time that in the bag the announcer's curse was in

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swing for knock down free throws second longest active streak in NBA comes to an end I don't blame myself for that.

I don't blame myself for it, I don't believe in it, I don't believe in it, but in the midst of the chaos, the Kentucky connection took over. The Kentucky connection, Sabonis scored his 50th consecutive double-double, Malik would have di while Malik Monk continued to fight a full fight. at war with the hoop Malik in the triple Dy, oh my God, he left 12 of his 28 points came only in overtime, leading the Kings, favored by 11 and 1, to a victory of 10th, but in Boston the Celtics were serving up a piping hot plate of domination. Derek White prepared his first triple double, certainly Dead Hand L tried to rise above White, he didn't know that guy blocked shots.

Tatum Holiday, Hower and Horford were all out in this game, so JB decided to take Reigns and lose 31 points. just three quarters here it goes, it's blowing the Celtics who were favorites by 15, they ended up crushing the Pistons by 25 points, however, while Andre Drummond was getting a crash course in dribbling physics, Drummond Falls leans in and will get two right in the cup Drummond trying to recover his lost leg a couple of limbs here and there yes, it's not three but it's a squeaky wheel the Knicks have more problemsThe news at Chase Center OG is over with proper injury management, the handling of the right elbow instead.

The Warriors were healthy against the hospital. Nicks and Draymond were doing their best defensively and took it away, but none of that was enough against the Knicks Juggernaut. Jaylen Brunson went nuclear for 34 points, runon comes in, put it on a highlight reel, sophomore guard McBride had a run game beating Chef himself, three-timer McBride, three miles of McBride blast from center and by Of course, Josh Hart played the entire game, yeah. the 48 minutes coach tibs has no chills the warriors were favored by seven but ended up losing by the same amount episode 4 tuesday night do you know who i am?

Tuesday we had magical disrespect and instant regret shortly after, first of all, dtic had me wondering, has anyone ever seen Luca and David Blaine in the same room before? What a pass from Luca to the exam for three yes sir, good advice, here's a long pass ahead and flight 55 is flying over the city of Alamo. However, Wonder Boy had a bad night. Donic gets blocked again, oh mom, but he still managed to finish the game with a triple double. The Spurs were having a fight of their own, shooting from just over 40% from the field and with Ramadan Kyrie in full effect, the result was inevitable.

Oh wow, Kyrie. Irving another buer Vader Luca gave it to Kyrie now Kyrie brings it down he throws it up hits again the Mavericks were favored by nine and ended up winning by six points sweeping their four-game season series against the Spurs however in Minneapolis the man Hops a kangaroo on steroids made another appearance oh yeah, next hit man, here is the ant playground, the ant was missing his fourth consecutive 30 point game, normally this would be enough, but when the best player in the world is on the other team more is required The Joker was surprised that anyone in their right mind left him open intentionally yish he will shoot from deep and shake up the three are you going to let me shoot that in Serbian that expression says do you know who am?

Even the Minnesota commentary team knew what. was up Nico yic should have four MVPs, he will probably win the MVP. I bet he will win MVP again. He should have won last year. Joic and Michael Porter Jr combined for 61 points, but at the end of the game it was deja vu. again Edwards' clock is running out, he removes the Beat the Clock sword and that's how this game comes to an end. The Nuggets were expected to win by eight, but edged Victory Victory by just three points as Zion led the Nets to the finals. trampoline park throw it na, yes, Z will do it in the end what l by niji those two are crazy the magic was having fun at the expense of The Hornet three against Two and Caro behind the back their for three but in the state capital the midway through The Thompson brothers caught a crossbody and made a dunk for Thompson and his brother from another mother was also playing the green, he turns a corner.

Hits. He goes to the rim and shoots it up and besides the foul, someone has to show these Wizards how to play. this game green goes back three oh it's a w it's a w credit where credit is due Jaylen green has started to come into his own lately the question now is whether he can continue to be as effective once Alprin Shenon, the team's best player , come back, the Rockets were favored by 10 and 1 half, but managed a 13-point victory, have been on fire lately winning six in a row and sitting well with an 8-1 record in their last nine Games Chapter 5 on Wednesday fall coverage destroyer night from a record the performances at a dog outbreak hump day in the association had it all in OKC we found Chad Holgren choosing violence with everyone oh my god take a photo of the last longest people and if anyone dared to stand in their way, that meant they had chosen death, some plays here at the beginning of the fourth quarter, like that one by Chad Hen, who plays through the Utah defense to get the flush, the kid was unstoppable, he scored 35 points and tied his career high with 14 rebounds, of course, the certified 31-point junkie scored another 31. -performance point earned by George easy move George not much defense after the game the Thunder reminded us which actually have more chemistry than a high school science experiment um just someone call animal control because OKC has some dogs meanwhile in Boston Dame was carrying the bucks without Greek Freak Lillard for three wow got it Bev decided to add to the collection in Luke good moves fade for pev who gives it too small it's good for one of those it's good for one of those per game floating game It's good, Pat Beverly gave the two little signs again to the seven foot Luke Cornette, so Pritchard asked the coach to put him in the game so he could cook some venison and avenge his brother.

BR, it opens, uhoh, PR is coming back to him. Shot clock down to five they had to go to work no way yeah J checked oh set off the smoke detector Richard Heat they smoked it for everyone here tonight 13 points off the bench in limited minutes Jason Tatum, on the other hand, coincidentally He erased the fall coverage of the Bucks Tatum in Rhythm of three lined up the scams and tied him up this time there is no Defender near him leading the Celtics who were favored by 10 and a half to take advantage of the absence of Giannis winning by three points per seventh consecutive double while Malik Monk's personal hoop vendetta continued oh wow, look at that too on star below Isaiah Thomas finally found his way back onto the court to the delight of everyone and we were welcomed back by donning a jersey of the NBA once again, Isaiah Thomas and look at that smile Grayson Allen turned on tying his career high with nine three-pointers The kid's book had the defender on top finds Allen in a why not, meanwhile Drew Eubanks had a moment Eubanks hasn't seen anything like it in a while, but in the end history was made Kevin Durant passed Shaq to become number eight on the NBA's all-time scoring list Durant from the line of free throws and passes Shaquille O'Neal, says Shaq was a class act graciously congratulating Easy Money Sniper on this achievement, Kevin Durant, first of all, I want to congratulate you for passing me to become 8th on the scoring list of all time in the NBA.

Well deserved, but you know it doesn't end here. I'll probably see you in to see if you can get it. to number one anyway, I'm happy for you, tarantula, but the craziest event of the night took place in Rip City somehow James Harden short-circuited forgetting which team he was playing for speeds up Kawai catches and shoots three and when the claw wasn't playing six-on-one he was playing with the CPU on difficulty Hall of Famer Simons is chased by Kawai, who turns him oh my goodness he had a foul Paul George led the Clippers' charge with 27 points, leading to Clippers to a 13-point victory against the second-worst team in the West Chapter 6 Thursday night Greek Undertaker from electrifying dunks to passing extravaganzas Thursday night's NBA was a buffet of top-notch basketball geniuses .

First of all, we had a dunk fest in Dallas, it was Lob City 2.0 and Luca. Mayor Luka Luca was on the court fighting Kyrie to end that hustle Play The Mavericks set an NBA season record with a whopping 18 dunks and when they weren't getting a free lane to the rim, Brard nevertheless lets him know that they were throwing bombs. on the center bench we're going to go back to back to finish the half hello wind Utah unfortunately didn't put up any resistance and the Mavericks favored by 14 trampled the Jazz by 16 points sliding into that sweet sixth place in the playoffs in Denver Nicola yic continued his reign of dominance shows us why he is the best player in the world.

This guy watches Lanes walk by like a chef who can smell burnt toast before the bread is in the toaster yic behind Gordon's back, that man is six years old now. to shoot hook pass to Porter for three Michael Porter Jr shooting timeout on jumpers New York and when the defense didn't double his dinner he served cut hardstein jish falling he took him out of the foul he went over the back corner oh them Retelling it, I thought it would be a Larry Pur shot. mpj was reliable once again playing his role to the fullest and out of the quarter he has to look, he can lean on it, he takes it off the board and smashes it and a big smile for the bench which is one of the highlight plays of the season for the nuggets and without a doubt one of the best plays in the NBA this year the Nuggets favored by 8 and 1/2 had no problems securing a 13 point victory against the Allen Knicks improving to an impressive record of 13-2 since the break of the Game of Stars, however, in Milwaukee we witnessed a TMO from Giannis.

Go to full Undertaker mode, we see Yannis go down with a hard fall, now remember Shrer took a hard foul from Giannis in that first half when he wasn't there. I'm very happy and you wonder if any of that backlog has anything to do with this. Let Yannis get in his face. Don't you see that every day there is definitely something cooking here. It's not every day we see Giannis losing his cool. well, angry Giannis is a scary Giannis when The Greek Freak wasn't busy seeing red, he was dishing out some serious rebuffs from Yannis climbing the ladder and hitting that one in the Apex, but he got fouled without thinking about challenging, he's thinking . about challenging a defensive play too big not to challenge Doc Rivers and his running mate was retreating from the rain, it's deeper than the Mariana Trench, what a throw, oh my Damen Lillard from 35 feet out of timeout, he I expected the Bucks to win by 10 A2, but they won by seven points while Trey Murphy sent marel folz to the Oblivion sign, nice bounce, what a hammer, baby, enter the game and that's what they do to you, marel, if we find to Jaylen Green channeling his inner Steph Curry with the three-quarter shift that he is.

The tough thing is that the guy scored another 26 points and when he wasn't busy hitting the Bulls on offense, he was hitting them on defense. G Rozan tried to dunk it, Green got a piece, which led to a lot of frustration and of course, chaos ensued leading to another fight involving the Rockets, which is characteristic of Demar's frustration. I don't know what it was, I don't know. Wow, now Dylan Brooks is against that, now those two have to split up as we have a massive Humanity in the middle of the Florida night here at the Toyota Center OMG I have to be careful.

These guys are still fighting after the game. Jock Landale had some words for Dylan, the villain, Dylan Brooks, if you're listening to this. 'No, Memphis man, stop letting them eject you, we need you here, we need that physicality, the Rockets were favored by 3 and a half and ended up winning by 10 points Chapter 7 on Friday night, will the Warriors reach the playoffs on Friday? Revenge was on the NBA menu the last time the Heat and Pelicans played, Jimmy Butler boldly declared that the Heat would take the win in the rematch, oh next time we play him, yeah I want say, sure, we'll beat it next time too.

We're just a better team tonight was that rematch and the Pelicans were out, good job, weed blocking, defensive discipline, right, staydown, don't leave your feet, compete without fail, anyone in a Heat uniform was fair game and CJ McCollum led the charge for the Pelicans. dropping 30 points while sleeping on the shot clock he will take the three he got it CJ raised the high pick step back a triple he got it C CJ who became Christian CH M is five of 10 in his triples with 25 points he becomes Christian James on today Jo while the Pelicans defeated the heat by serving them a serving of 23o Humble Pie meanwhile in San Antonio wanyama decided to wake everyone up with a three-pointer with the logo on Victor, he shoots, scores, oh, that's a good side, it's smiling about it.

My god, his defensive aura made the players doubt his life choices instead of trying to score on him, that's the Victor effect right there. Any other defensive player in the league we are going to be tested from defense to offense. The boy was doing everything blocked. by Victor has to be another word for that destroyed, oh mom talk about destroying W Yama from one end to the other, the Grizzlies of course were shorthanded but jiren Jackson Jr refused to let his team lose and will be launched with the winner of the game in cold blood for the Grizzlies. 6 seconds Jared with four Jaren in his movement drives Hooks and hits with 1.2 over in Los Angeles, we had D'Angelo Russell making history by becoming the Lakers' all-time leader in three-pointers made in a season.

Russell there is a single season three. The Mark point for the Lakers now belongs to D'angelo Russell and of course LeBron had to remind everyone why he's still one of the baddest guys on the court. He improves in the middle. LeBron's two-handed slam. Watch out, down below, call LBJ, that's what they come to see. but it was Davis who paved the way for the Lakers forget the 23 points this man scored 19 rebounds an absolute beast this victory broke the Lakers' seven-game losing streak against the Sixers however in San Francisco Tyrese Halberton decided to finally wake up from his Dream 3.3 seconds here it is Halberton picks it up, hit money money money bounced by seaka Burton throwing at the bell that's good the king of the three of course had something to say about it that's like yeah Goen, those three come out of the corner owners are moving the ball very well, they only had over 40 assists the other night with only seven turnovers and Curry only scored one, but it was Miles Turner's day to shine as he had five blocks etching his name in the history books by set the Indiana Pacers franchise record. for the blocks now to green with the kaminga capture and Turner got it at the end of the game we had an absurd ejection with only 6 seconds left in the game and now you are going to have ejected the second T and TOS with 6 seconds left in the game the coach CER going to wait what are the technicians what happened there oh man old Tony he is talking to me I answer him I called him a Tik tocker and I got a tech the last one no the first I just said tick tocker he gave me a tech the second I just said it's too much Powers, you know what I mean, they gave me another technology after the game CP3 decided to enter the files and exhibits the Tony Brothers receipts I don't even care much about basketball but now I'm the judge the jury the prosecutor the defense attorney all the The world is right, the circle was completely closed there, the Pacers took the victory by 12 points, leaving the Warriors clinging to that last entry spot.

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