The Nail In The Coffin For Horror Movies (The Curse of La Llorona Review)

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curse

of life, yours, yours, some periodic table like that, I don't know, to the Mexicans They'll love it, so I just saw the

curse

. from La Llorona that's how they pronounce it in the movie I don't know what you want me to do I saw it last night in theaters and where do I start this movie wasn't what I expected going into it I thought it was going to be a shitty

horror

fest that pleases the foreign audiences as a three out of ten, and while it was definitely that way, it was also the worst

horror

movie I've ever paid to see and I saw sinister, when sinister came out.

I had a part - yeah, it wasn't a good time, there's a lot to unpack here. I was screaming the entire ride home because I was shocked at how little they cared about this story. PS: during this

review

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Thanks everyone, how are you doing? Welcome back to Badly Seen. I have my two contestants here. For my part, you already know the procedure, the first one to ring the bell has the opportunity to answer the question. Now we contestants surveyed 100 movie buffs named 5 reasons why The Curse of La Llorona sucked because she's basically just a nun with a smaller budget. she says the trailer of this movie was released in october and i tweeted about it after watching it sensibly. Honestly, this just gives me nun vibes and that's a bad thing and oh god, was I right in my assumption.

I already checked on the nun, so this frustrates me. I to hell with him again I complained that the nun was hardly an important character in her own movie, he wants to round out a little, he shouted a little, that he died now we come to La Llorona, who was given the same step-son treatment, He wants to round out a little, he shouted. a little later she died, I mean for love: Creepy women in a similar dress in Vail who have unlimited power but are still outmatched by a woman who works with a priest. These scripts write themselves, but I'll get to that in a moment. pass it play let's play they're going to play hey name made 5 reasons why the curse of La Llorona sucks I'm going to say because since I don't, he could have been replaced with any other villain the survey says you took this potential goldmine for something really creepy and I just turned it into another girl movie trying to get into a family song disrespect.

I want you to look at the cover of this movie that sure is creepy and sure gives me a vibe that I never felt during the movie for those of you who aren't familiar with what Laird onna is, you probably aren't watching this video but I'll put you on a day, it's very fast, Laird onna is an old Mexican folk tale about a woman who was enchanted by a rich man, they had two children, she discovered that he was cheating on her, so, not knowing what to do with herself, she drowned her two children in the river and immediately afterwards she was overcome with guilt and drowned and is said to still wander the grounds constantly.

I've been looking for their two children and the parents were telling this story to their children to get them to behave, it's kind of nice when I say it out loud, but what about even though they told us this backstory twenty minutes into the movie and You know, we also get a little clip of the woman who drowns her children at the beginning of the movie and she cries and speaks Spanish her story doesn't matter Maya could have been replaced by the nun Bloody Mary the bogeyman Casper back in October same tweet The first thing I said was that this should have been a foreign film set somewhere in Mexico with Mexican actors speaking Spanish, don't gloss over her backstory, show parents warning their kids about her about her story the way in that it happens in real life because when it hits close to home it's scarier, but no, let's just make him a spicy name Valek five reasons why Lana's curse sucked because it's part of the spell universe the survey says why this part of the spell universe is quick if you haven't seen the movie Annabelle's priest makes an appearance and is a priest again, knowing everything about everything, he even brings a banner bow for about six seconds in Boise, geez, that It's a twisted reveal, but why is that why it sucks?

Because it limited this movie to this universe. This could be a good one. enough story to stand alone, why did you make it a side of magic? You didn't even give her flowers or dress her well to make her feel like the main girl. It's a side project with secondary quality and if I'm honest. really just an ad for the next Annabelle movie, let's be real and you know what the most fucked up part is, name five reasons why the curse of the light or not because they took advantage of the Hispanic audience survey, this movie clearly It was made for people familiar with the story of La Llorona that's part of the reason I wanted to see it, how they would treat this material, how they would treat the culture behind it and before I say anything, the Latin audience was angry from the beginning when they saw the main character being played. by an Italian woman and I'm not someone who really gets into racial politics or whatever you call it because I'm not personally angry about that decision, hire the best person for the job of course, but at the same time it just seems like there was It was a smart decision to hire a Latina actress for this source material, the retired priests who end up helping the main character are played by Raymond Cruz, who I'm sure Breaking Bad fans will recognize, but I don't care why.

To me, he'll always be the guy from training day who says that there was obviously Spanish spoken during the movie, but there were never any subtitles and, funny enough, his way around the subtitles was to simply have the characters translate themselves, so, for example, you have Patricia Velásquez. screaming, roll my dice, tell me, watch the presenters, you killed my kids, she'll just translate herself in real time to avoid a subtitle interruption and for everyone else offline in Spanish it's like you know, you know, if you don't know. 49% of Latino audiences showed up the first weekend to see this movie and I guess that was the goal.

You dipped your toe into the Latin pool by hiring damn young trickster B since you know one of the main nun characters and then decided to go. up to my balls with this movie and let me clarify before you know-it-alls jump into the comments yes, I'm Mexican no, it obviously doesn't look like it. I am pale. I don't get much sun because I don't move. From here I am not ashamed of my culture in any way, but I am also not going to pretend that I am out there fighting, but I still want to support these projects because I want them to be good.

I would love to see them. people like me and several members of my family represented on the big screen, but not like that, it's a pride when you watch a movie like this because you're like, that's my team, it's like watching sports, it seems like yeah, we're here. but instead it's your race, it's your culture and you're watching them and you're like, yeah, do that, that's what we're trying to represent that culture, but unfortunately watching you rub eggs around the house to spot something wrong isn't going to convince me. They are doing the egg thing where they tried to find the bad thing about eggs.

It's crazy. My grandmother makes representation important and this film is doing a stellar job. I don't know what the others say. You took this Mexican folk tale. and made fun of it, perhaps not intentionally. I heard the director talk about this movie, he sounds passionate about it, but someone or several people or some place or several departments, this movie, look at them, there are no strikes and it's close to clearing up the Now, so what are the five reasons why the ones that the curse of lying or not sucked because it was just a bunch of shocks?

The survey says that for the majority this film was only seen creating shocks. It was so repetitive it's not even funny. Here is the formula. starting a scene with a character, having them play an unknown noise from the other room in complete silence, starting suspenseful music, wasting a minute of the character just exploring their location, cutting the music, having the character look at something for too long, or slowly reach for an object, no. scary character meets scare, you can just mention these scenes when they first start. I jump easily even in bad horror

movies

, they usually get like one or two on top of me, right, La Llorona didn't catch me once, what's it like? your crutch is not even effective, shameful, now it's time to get quick money Mista GG up here, now each of you will have a separate stopwatch to run this movie Mista, you will have 30 seconds GG, you will have 45 and if you are able to watch the entire movie in that time period, you would make what $30,000 $30,000 with taxes 30 seconds on the clock the main character Anna works with child protective services and checks on some kids who haven't been to school the mom looks crazy the kids They're locked in the closet, but it's because she was actually protecting them from La Llorona.

These kids are interrogated and decide to use the most cryptic language possible when explaining everything and then they die because of it. Good job morons, this movie checks all the clichés Random pre-scene interrogation scene Addict scene Dumb kids who won't tell you what they've seen Scene Seriously, no one mentions what they're going through until the moms say, "Oh "We all have the same burn marks on our skin, right guys?" try making eggs too. Gigi, come up here, come on, mr. It's probably already raining like the entire movie, but you'll still have a chance. Your family needs you to hurry. 45 seconds on the clock.

The stopwatch starts now. Everything that appears/displayed will be returned. It's annoying, this movie just gave up. in the end because the last scene just turns into a trailer with long random shots of black sand of the family in the house, this is so out of place like I don't know, it looks like Quentin Tarantino's dust vampire self. Oh, dawn, so that's it. Great, you know what the scariest part of this movie was for me? A guy was walking down the stairs of the theater and I turned around and got a little scared because he had a completely white jumpsuit on and I thought they had shot him with an IR. oh, you know, we shouldn't do our pants, that's not the case, the guy in the white jumpsuit and the guy sitting next to me, drunk, but I guess I'd break my sobriety too if I paid money to see Velma from Scooby-Doo sucking cocks in solving mysteries jinkis she wants her children I want my money back one in ten of this bunch of herpes I don't understand the angry ways they beat you guys I want to collect her prize money or she'll be fine listen, I could see more stuff about This Movie and I might go and do a more detailed breakdown.

I don't want to. I think you get the point so if you enjoyed this

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