The Most Relatable Escape From Tarkov Video Ever

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yone asks how I do it I just pretend there's nothing to do don't worry about things pay all your debts for the game me me my teammates scavs um, it's your boy pavel and welcome to pablo's vlogs yeah, uh , so I watched the new Dirt League

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about escaping Tarkov and, uh, I gotta say, dude, they're right on the money, you know, especially when they said that Tarkov likes playing Tarkov and he feels like he likes it. They were hitting the dick. That's just while he's tied to a chair. and getting a fair amount of wet creeps, you know, because just getting punched in the dick is too obvious, you know, although it's like even after playing for a few years, you know, I myself get the feeling that I don't know It's getting easier, yeah, you take it. the funny aspect and you throw it away, you feed it to the cats and you say here, you know, enjoy this if you can, this white man, I gotta tell you, I was expecting what

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I was expecting, it wasn't this, you know, because um.

Our boy is always going to have fun, but it's getting a little tedious, you know, especially those scavengers with the vog grenades, you know, yeah, so after retrieving the bronze pocket watch and all that pettiness, he moves into the woods. , yeah, let's see, let's see how it went. oh that's a pepper hunter what didn't kill him oh we both came back mate we're broke shame on you bro they were fighting someone and they shot me too when I climbed those rocks but it's some gear we got now. so oh okay 22 don't tell me don't kill me don't kill me yeah that would have been shit before me dad wait this red is actually turning out good man what is happening?

This is what escaping Karkov is all about. I'm probably going to start a riot saying they should ban all super cool weapons or accessories. Everyone will hate me, but I don't care, why not increase the chances of me staying quiet? Yes, I'm going to leave this. He's just waiting for me to stay still. I'd like to give him a hard flank on the left as he said a bullet passed through his skull killing all life inside because the opazor continues to lurk in the quiet trees south of the wood. Mill makes a move if a player's gap drops me again, I'll be mad because it's my loot.

I feel like the game has been changing a lot and I was focused on pvp for a long time. I just have to be good again. he wasn't dead he was like okay cool cool good start I thought he was dead a legit I thought he was dead that's not spam at all peace you're a real friend I don't think that's our guy maybe inside I don't know come on I thought that It was Rashaw, holy shit, I like this, it's good, well we finished the shotgun search, who was living, what, well what's it like 20. Holy what bro, oh god please don't camp in the truck . uh player ahead player ahead brother please like the new jacket although they were a little cocky for someone who has a key card okay we did good we did good every time I He goes well on a raid, it's like he has this boost of confidence. true, little bits of loot here and there, a few kills, you can only assume what comes next, yeah I didn't do that well, but I wasn't going to stop until I did, I was going to conquer the factory mm-hmm, so It's under the chief boom scout hey, can I do this?

I don't want to fall, I'm going in. How is Steam audio treating you? Yes, I don't know. I guess I didn't play enough swap to really like it. The difference is sometimes confusing because I have the feeling that they are behind me and they are like to the left and it's like what's happening. I'm deaf, whoa m1a, can I get a third guy early? Me, buddy, ah, so me. I've hit the infamous kill streak again, however, a single lab keycard I had found earlier was going to make all the difference. You catch it. I don't think I caught it.

Maybe I got it. Yes, that was German. There's another guy right next door. for him because yeah stermin I'm pretty sure he just spawns with a bear cut the other guy had us sometimes you gotta take a chance man for the candy cookie this is like a freak

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is why very well known, would you do it? I think after some bad raids it's natural for something good to happen but this time it took a while bro I'm actually scared okay oh this was the guy yeah I got four 32's okay oh that's the level one, how is ours?

Boy, yeah, uh, uh, no, he's a tenor, where did he go? Oh my god, let's go down the floor, dude, perfect, okay, I'll keep the saga going, get rid of this for now, it's got to be nicer, damn, dude, my first Dalton. okay, it should be good and before my last words I have to go to the garage, that's new, man, this is like a horror movie, I didn't say I don't like it, it's just new and kind of scary. m4, okay, at least I feel a little. safer, let's do this just to be safe, oh my god, okay, this is cool, scary, but cool, I have no idea where I am, I have no idea what I should be about a horror movie, huh, Dude, cultists, what the hell, dude, I'm coming for him? like scavs, again, lod can be complicated sometimes tricky, still I think it was just the two of them, hey, that was the miss we heard before, no space, okay though, objective, find the excerpt because I'm missing running out of time, it's still good. but dude, this is big, it feels even bigger because, yeah, I'm here for the first time, so where's the excerpt?

Imagine playing that perfect. Imagine entering here for the first time, then what is the requirement to leave here? What do I have to turn on? Yes, I skipped this a bit. I'm going to lie. The generator is already on. Can't. I can not do anything. Its on. Alright. So the map is to my left. Five minutes. Did you know? It's not good, this is not good, I would like to think that any experience is a good experience, but man, this scares me and I would really like to get out, so, well, we had an awkward situation, but uh, we.

You're okay, okay, I'm going to get rid of this, I have to use this, yeah, I don't want my tank helmet to fall off, oh, oh, oh, he, ah, he was killed by a scav chief guard, hey, You know what I'm going to need. pull so I'm going to let go of the mouse to grab it do why someone is jumping I heard it two it sounds like they're on my floor right wait what someone is? Yes, an idiot around here. Killa is going to get me dirty from here. all the way there, he's here oh man oh man oh man oh man so it's three shots with lps gzh it should be one shot with the someone no, no, it should be, this guy was smart, I guess he's cheaper, but I also have insurance, I'm going to need Mr.

Cotton's hat. PS: take it for now, grab that, grab the rpk. I'm gonna have to go back during all that wait, was that a player, dude, if he's in, oh, you know, let's try he's a guy, how you alive, bro, situated down with that mosin? 'cause that guy over there has a problem and the sick guy I dropped is out in the open, here we go, oh, he's got the cool clothes, man, I'm way behind, oh, he's got a cool little visor, well, bye, I'm coming to go to the other side and see if I can find any problems, I will definitely find problems, yes, wait, m700 already, yes, my man has a scope, he pierced me, it seems, yes, there is a guy down there.

Just a bush until I get a tap, oh buddy, come on, there's always milk and juice on this table, no, I'll watch you suck, oh, you went down like a sack of potatoes, that's the guy I saw before, so he was a type I can. It doesn't hurt, I see his body, friend, I was going to say: "Imagine that being a guy looting the grass, it was a guy, oh oh no, that's a Sega, one would think that after having generated with the treasure that I have engendered with this incursion". You know you'd want to freak out, but no, man, let's just keep going, get enough of a fight or two, you know, understand, it's like waiting, it's kind of funny, though he kept running, oh well.

The guy had a trap, so he maybe he thought there was more, but I was a single man from Mosin when I saw that movie, guys, Ketter, what the hell hold your horses? Okay, buddy, you should use this angle more often. Too many have killed me. times from here and I only had time to see the flash and that was it, it was fast, it was fast just as this guy is about to witness what didn't go off with the gunshots, oh, there are two, do me a favor, right? OK? heh heh, you don't care, okay, third try friend, don't you turn around now you're a paid actor confirmed paid actors I repeat painting confirmed actors that's broken steam low speed in a dream my friend this is what I need here, this is the one ok i just had deja vu so i made a

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a couple of years ago saying you shouldn't underestimate the vepr and this one isn't even in stock im going to go ahead with it. wow dude it feels good to shoot a dragon that's an mp7 from what it sounds like bathroom that scav just helped me was that a saga can I suppress the saga friend of the casual rag guy honey it's not a big deal maybe I should save the ammo but oh well and We've got the stack, we've got the cake, ladies and gentlemen, take stock, honestly, buddy, I don't know how I feel about the shortened factory raid time, so yeah, here we go right to the money, holy foreigner, I thought I was going to eat a pellet. to the face and the face shield is broken, brother, I have to go down and loot the pile, the gold pile is, oh, bye.