THE MOST PERSONAL OF r/F**KYOUINPARTICALR

Who gets ruined? Jim Jesus, that's a lot of dedication to that gym. What did you do? Oh no, that's tough, buddy. I've been there, although I honestly stopped following you. Number of followers this page had this morning before Mark, the original commenter, made his announcement 20,876,858 number of followers one hour after Mark made his departure announcement 20 to nine thousand seven hundred and seventy-seven we lost one mark but we won 32,919 no marks today is a good day imagine training as a military man for 10 years only for this to happen, I fooled you right? Yes, oh man, you have three puppets, my friend, the shortest month and you select me, this will not be forgotten.

I feel like he would tweet something like this, but I still don't think he did it. The world's first mobile phone call was made on April 3, 1973 when Martin Cooper, a senior engineer at Motorola, called a rival telecommunications company and He informed them that he was speaking on a mobile phone. The losing winner became a small-time criminal who racked up more than 30 arrests and a stint in state prison, while the loser Lane was a student and star athlete who became a police detective in New York City, huh, you and the chosen one it was said you would be?

Extremely epic baby, shut up, my ex broke up with me about a month ago before the end of his favorite Netflix show came on, he had a viewing party ready for midnight when he fell. I let him stay logged into my account until 11:59 p.m. That day when I changed the password and forced him to log out of all of his devices, oh, I knew it was coming. I Love You Man The story of Nigel Richards, the New Zealand man who memorized every French word in the French Scrabble dictionary and won the French prize. Scrabble championship without speaking any French.

I am amazed at this man's dedication to never learning French. In reality, he is completely impressive to biblical proportions. Today I learned that Google News occasionally features the author's photo instead of the article art. The

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wrong man of the pandemic. Ah, that's tough, my friend. It's really hard, it's not Debbie, it's not Debbies, it's not Debbies, it's not Debbies, it's not Debbies, it's not Debbie's, oh, and let me see, oh yeah, no, Debbie's, maybe I should stop stealing people's things. um, oh, gosh, okay, if you divide one by 998,0001, the result will contain all the numbers from zero zero zero to nine nine nine except nine nine eight I don't know what to do with this information this candle company makes sense inspired by places this is your Ohio candle Ohio not much to see not much to do welcome to Ohio the unscented candle Well, that's pretty perfect, although I need a Colorado candle.

I offered to buy the management team lunch today because they worked hard all month and I asked if anyone had any requests and a lady who tells me my head is up my ass once a week said literally anything but Olive Garden , enjoy all you can eat Olive Garden Stephanie, we family, that's right, suck it in my 6th grade science class. One girl read orgasm instead of organism and the class laughed because she was embarrassed to calm her down. Our teacher told him. everyone would forget in two weeks that it's been nine years and I still remember Danielle.

I fucking remember it. I hope you see this. We went to the Planetarium today and when the voiceover said, "This is Earth," one of the kids booed. "It's fair, it's completely fair." Logical reaction I just heard about a painter Alex Shaffer who paints burning banks and I feel so calm it's quite nice, it's really relaxing to see in 1719 prisoners in Paris were offered freedom as long as they were willing. Marrying a prostitute and moving to Louisiana, that explains a lot. Louisiana police officer crashes after an owl flies into the patrol car and starts pecking at him and I'll do it again in the Lucifer series.

Lucifer is shown to be the only angel a Brit has. accent this is because after ruling hell for millennia he took up the accent of the

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common people found in hell, the British again, that explains quite a few things, avoid Philadelphia, don't worry, random road sign, I'm doing the best I can, friend. took two weeks off work went to Africa climbed Kilimanjaro and raised over £300 for charity after walking and climbing for seven days he reached the summit and asked his boy to take a picture before his battery iPhone sold out due to negative 25 cold and here it is Would you have printed it and framed it?

What the hell is wrong with people? There is a literal island made of garbage in the sea. Wow, wrong choice. Thousands of people plan to attend a barbecue outside the home of a vegan Australian woman who took her neighbors to court over the smell of meat cooking in her own backyard. Don't you love it? Do not play AC DC on this jukebox. Your song will be skipped. There are no refunds. I hate AC DC owner Aaron Morse, don't play it please. don't play ACDC you also can't play Nickelback Hoobastank Matchbox 20 or Matchbox 20 Match Book 20. What gets in the way of Buck Cherry Def Leppard, the song Wagon Wheel or any other hype music?

Thank you for your patronage, excuse me, what pedestrians look like all over Europe. It seems like everyone is moving away from Poland now, why might they be doing that? In 2002, Pope John Paul II requested that the media stop referring to his car as the Pope Mobile, saying the term was undignified. In 2007, the Pope Mobile, wait, what happened to the Pope Mobile? I am underwater, please help me too, how is it unworthy? That's right, Mr. Pope, man, danger presented by Ohio, illusion of security, enough time to hug your loved ones, you're not safe, invasion at any moment, you're in Ohio, you thought the wise men must be shaken. his boots are in danger because of Doug's decision, wait, oh, Doug's decision making process, I got you, damn, Doug LMFAO bro, why is my teacher a cat?

I went to school for seven years to get this job, maybe if you didn't show up late to class with a Starbucks Cup every day, you would know that maybe you throw a bag on this property. Now I have a camera and when I catch you, I'll make you eat this. I promise Jesus Christ, so I lost an 8th grade presidential election for five years. ago and my friend just found the guy who beat me on Tinder okay wait let's see I'm still proud of the time I became class president only to beat someone I found a little annoying.

Get Wrecked Megan oh he's got your ass. I just got rejected for a job. I never requested that we don't know who you are, but we don't want you to stay away from us. New skeleton found in Pompeii. This guy was running away from the eruption when a 300 kilo rock hit him right in the face. that's why you never turn around to see the explosions man in 1998 honduras built a bridge over the river but hurricane mitch diverted the river oh that sucks dude oh boy what do we have in this that says sit quietly at your desk for a few minutes?

Stand up and say it was easy and hand in your test. Don't tell Jerry and Robbie anything and they said college would be harder than high school. I'm dying to know what Jerry and Robbie did to invoke the professor's wrath. The history of marathons is kind of a shock: a guy in ancient Greece died after running 26 miles and what do we do to honor him? We run 26 miles and we don't die. People decided to just flex it for the rest of eternity if someone does something like that. To me, it's instant hands on the jerk who keeps putting mustard packets under the toilet.

Nothing in this world would give me more pleasure than discovering who you are by digging up your childhood pet and hitting yourself with its corpse at some point while cleaning up the mustard. my balls and taking off my now yellow boxers I realized that this Injustice cannot remain unresolved for the rest of your life in your most private moments. I know the only thing stopping a dysfunctional veteran from choking you with mustard is the knowledge of your existence, I hope. you stub your toe every day for the rest of your life OMG, that's pretty damning. What does this mean?

Hi Jeffrey, Unfortunately, due to company policy, we are unable to offer you a position. We can't offer positions to people with the name Jeffrey as it won't work in our database, wait wait, how is that possible? Mow your own damn grass. England, damn it, they can handle it. Dogs only know seagulls. Look at that crazy little boy going for it. I can't stop thinking. about the people who found the first eight mushrooms and just had to go through trial and error like this one, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week, well their losses are gains , his sacrifice doesn't work.

An under-the-radar student loan company accidentally sends an Ohio man 55,000 copies of the same letter about his daughter's tuition. The letter didn't even contain the correct information. Ah, a student loan company. What a phrase that should not exist. California has been hit by almost 11,000 lightning strikes. in 72 hours, a historic lightning siege that has produced more than 367 new forest fires. Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a state of emergency. Damn, California. They are in a state of emergency so often that they should probably change the name of the state of emergency. The geese don't want to let him in. the sign is rude and mean imagine getting arrested and a cat just appears and sits on you.

I don't want to imagine what that really sounds like. I want to know why I hate vapors. You smell like donuts or cotton candy and you turn a corner thinking. Hmm, I'm going to treat myself to something tasty, but no, it's just Brad and his cloud of lies. Rain, rain, go to Spain. Where have we been sending the rain all this time? Mozart did not like an artist named Adriana, yes, knowing her tendency. drop your chin on the low notes and throw your head back on the high ones Mozart wrote a song with constant jumps from low to high so that his head would swing like a chicken on stage Jesus Mozart Why don't you relax brother in 1957?

Richie Ashburn launched a foul ball into the stands that hit spectator Alice Roth. The wife of a sports journalist broke her nose when the game resumed. Ashburn fouled another ball that hit her while she was being carried on a stretcher. Jesus Richie, my coworker, told me that He got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota in 1973 and didn't try to get back in for 30 years, but he finally did and the moment he walked in, someone yelled. , get out of here, Dennis, and that's probably my favorite. story hey, they never forgive, they never forget in every book my husband wrote, a character named Colin suffers a horrible death, this is because my boyfriend before he met my husband was called Colin, in addition to being called Colin, he was Scottish and an architect, so you I understand my husband's feelings of inadequacy.

My husband cannot build a high-rise building with many floors. You can only build a floor and then push Colin out of it. The height couldn't even give me one and a half meters. How does that happen when you're a millennial who somehow managed to get a house but, wow! Demolition Company accidentally demolishes the wrong house. Well, I guess they're rebuilding your house for free or building you another house for free, either way you wouldn't pay for it, Bartender Bart. Oh, you son of a bitch, you think that's embarrassing. Italian moms wait nine months only to end up naming their son Giuseppe.

Why doesn't anyone take my Sharpie? I work at an aerospace facility where you can only use black ink on any official document. I had a pen thief. I went into the house, so I bought two packs of Pilot G2, one colored and one black. I changed all the ink cartridges, so not only did I never have another black pen stolen, but the pen thief was found with pink ink on some controlled documents, suck it, Tim. You're a piece of I think you have the wrong number, it's this Robert, no Todd, thanks Todd, you're probably a piece of too, who puts it like this, this is Robert, my little daughter ran out of waffles at her imaginary restaurant this morning, right? after she served everyone but me and those are the biggest ones she's given so far live every day like your 2001 Nicole Kidman leaving her lawyer's office after divorcing Tom Cruise.

Wow, okay, no, seriously, Tom Chill Brian, don't touch my food, I have seven shrimp and 4728 rice. I'm going to have a grain of rice. An elephant kills a 70-year-old woman and then returns to trample her corpse at a funeral in India. Holy cow, what did you do to this elephant? Stop talking trash about our local wildlife. Raccoons are clever opossums, they are clever squirrels. They are good climbers Owls are very wise Geese Deer are gentle A tropical storm thatnamed after my mother heading to the beach where my dad is supposed to get married this weekend uh oh try experimenting with photosynthesis put two mice in two containers but a plant at the bottom of one, the mouse without the plant will die because it ran out of oxygen when doing this experiment, we have shown that you have some serious psychological problems, seriously, it was just photosynthesis, we already knew that.

Herbert died for nothing. Am I someone pretty? not funny in my tweet in 2019. I've fished it for two years. I made him fall in love with me. He's meeting me at a restaurant for the first time tonight. I won't be there. The waiter will give you a note that is mine alone. tweet that commented on Jesus Christ Cartman in 2017, scientists began a global search to find a match for Jeremy, a rare left-coiled snake, as its shell coiled in the opposite direction of most snails, its organs unable to align themselves with the others, two contenders were found, but they mated with each other instead of with Jeremy.

Sorry, Jeremy. What useless geographic data. Belgium. Alright. Someone doesn't like The Simpsons. Only a few hundred California condors live in the wild, but about 20 banded together to destroy a woman's deck of cards. They've done something they wouldn't have done for no reason man, don't piss off the birds. Someone's day was ruined. Yes, loser at the gas station. I saw a guy at the gas station who looked like a loser. You already know who you are. This is where a lot of my anxiety comes from. I know that people see me, they perceive me and I'm sure they go home and say: wow, yeah!

I saw this really stupid looking mofo at the gas station. I was waterboarded, disgusting, is this Nestle? no, you meant Dasani, not really, Nestle is evil too, it's just terrible sunny water. All visitors to New Jersey must explain why the limited exceptions are limited, such as who Kevin Smith is. He is an exception. What do men define as a toxic relationship? Andrea if you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my other worst, where the hell I want to stay far away. Can I have a capybara in California? It is illegal to keep it as a pet in California.

Rodents are not. They're not dangerous, they just look strange, said Department of Fish and Game spokesman Andrew Hewan will say human, it doesn't matter, there's Steve. I hope you're happy with her now the whole city will know what a disgusting cheater you are. Jenny P.S. I purchased this listing using your credit card. Damn, not bad. What is special about the party? Jim won't be there, yeah, that's right now, you hear Jim, you're not going to be there, I'll be. The five girls who will do it invited me. Absolutely ruin your life Julia Julia Julia Julia Julia Julia if you're reading this, bring me my goldfish, you want me to give you a goldfish back, I mean, okay, go back to the library.

Please don't scream like a squirrel when you open the book so we know you're a human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch maybe Keith needs to do some soul searching I'm so sorry for the unisang korean girl korean girls hot oh nice when you enter the restaurant please don't let it oh hey wait a minute turn inside out and hand wash in cold water water so you don't ruin it like everything else in your life why are you so bad? I draw the line right here thanks for asking Peta where do you draw the line kids playing with a water hose during the Coast Guard demonstration the more I watch This is what I laugh the most I mean it's getting absolutely fucked up.

The boxes continue to attack this 88-year-old Mainer. I wish I knew why he says yes. I bet what you did the next time you're afraid to share ideas. Remember someone once said. in a meeting let's make a movie with a tornado full of sharks now you're laughing but it spawned all kinds of movies a lot of money and a meme status you only wish you could pay for eh tom mcelroon who asked to stay in the anonymity. Oh wow, member. by Roger Bucklesby, who hated this park and everyone in it in the mid-19th century. France granted a crucial patent in photography for free as a gift to the world, except Britain had to pay.

I bet they did imagine having sex and you have to do it. moan about the name William or Robert, I mean, I feel like you could say this about almost any name you want, any name, man, good morning everyone, except the people who put sirens and car horns in songs. I hope you drop your phone in the bathroom, yeah. We don't really need that guy, the white guys will be there, he's the man, the myth, the legend and it's just Garrett, friend from Eastern Europe, say hello friend, my name is Gregor, oh dear, hello boy, darlings clients, may we ask?

That you whisper while you are outside, this is due to the fact that we have some neighbors who forget that they live next to a pub and not a library and have nothing better to do than run to the town hall and complain, they have never seen that word before used that way. Scientists have discovered that sometimes an octopus hits a fish for no other reason than out of spite. Those guys are very scary. What male name has been ruined for you forever? Chris for no real reason other than I've never met anyone interesting. Chris can confirm yes.

Chris was a spice, he would be a flower. I don't think you've met Chris Redfield. Name a character who went through more pain than her. I'll wait, it was my birthday and I was meant to celebrate it with friends. Everyone canceled. I was one of them while waiting outside their house to pick them up because, uh, it's really not worth it if there's only two of us, so I went to build a bear and bought a bear pretending it was for a little cousin because I was one too . I was embarrassed to admit it was for me, so I bought a cake at the supermarket and ate it alone, pretending I was sharing it with the bear.

I really hope none of those people are considered friends anymore, especially the first one, a completely daddy guy, female originally. from the Netherlands but she moved okay, wait a minute, let me restart this woman originally from the Netherlands but she moved to Switzerland at the age of eight. I don't know why it sounds weird. She is denied citizenship because the people of her town found her too annoying as a vegan. She thought putting cowbells on cows was a form of animal abuse. Well, look, you raise too many feathers because you think you're interesting or better than everyone else or true.

I guess, shit, my tenants on the first floor don't pay rent. I don't give a damn I really don't care, I don't give a damn, bye, see you who does it every night. A pepper falls down the chimney. I worship the Lord and have never made an enemy who is doing well. I don't mind. You know, man, you might want to just move, Christian girls, be like there's no one else on the planet like this man. God broke the mold when he created you and he's just the human equivalent of Conor from a Honda Accord whose favorite food is toast and thinks about taking off your bra. off is suitable foreplay.

What does this mean? Hi Jeffrey, Unfortunately due to company policy we are unable to offer positions to people with the name Jeffrey as it will not work in our database schema. You know, I have to wonder if this could be grounds for a lawsuit of some kind, I mean, they said it doesn't work with their database. I feel like someone out there confirms if that could even remotely be true, just someone's name literally doesn't work for some reason, something feels really weird here, swimming. the pool was temporarily closed due to the situation of the day David 19 what a useless man this man contributes absolutely nothing to society lazy dirty programs in Java I was going to say it's me but uh I don't program in Java I just read memes from Reddit that is the worst Say you've seen a public bathroom in New Jersey, that's not what I meant, yeah, but it still counts, let's look at documented cases of feral children, raised by primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, ostriches or by the French, and we will put a raisin just to fight with someone, you are Satan, our soccer representative did not show up, so one of the moms on our team had her nine year old son as a representative for us, he It had one whistle and a fully grown woman on the other.

The team argued with one of her calls and he gave her a yellow card in front of everyone and she had to sit in her car to calm down. Yes, I am so tired of parents doing this. It's child's play. Let them have fun. Does not about. you it's not about you it's not about you welcome all colors all sexes all orientations all regions all cultures all abilities all ages all sizes except love danish lives here this whole fish decided to come out of the water a day and now I have to go to work and pay the rent, fuck that guy you're a part of.

I think you have the wrong number, this is Robert, no Todd, thanks Todd, you're probably part of it too. I mean, maybe running away from that damn nursing home. It was the best move I've ever made. I'm here living my 20s again and it's still my kids Specky's footnote. I want to have fun, man, okay, man gets 91,500 oil-covered pennies as his final salary in the US, okay. See here A repair shop in the US has not been accused of handing out a final pay package to an outgoing employee by dumping 91,000 oil-covered pennies in his driveway; the pennies amounted to 915 dollars that Andreas crushed said the shop owed him his my girlfriend shared a video showing the coins and a note that says "you", there's a lot of context missing here uh uh yeah, I would have filed a claim, yeah, like what kind, no, okay, we have a left-handed screwdriver or a right-handed screwdriver. screwdriver by hand since lefties don't exist we can make more money consider this don't delete things people like unless it's illegal or morally wrong or League of Legends Simple Stuff three things guys that that's it, tons of names on my phones are like Kenny the owner and Mike Electric or Pete don't answer and just realize that's how Anglo last names have always worked today at my bar, a guy made fun of his friend for drink a blue Hawaiian and say, "I don't care, it's baby blue." It's delicious, how is that Budweiser?

He tastes you the basics, then slams the rest down and throws the beer at you Kyle, don't smoke, don't speak French, okay, sure, I can follow those rules very easily in Spider-Man Far From Home. MJ is just dating. Peaker Parker I can't read today guys, she's just dating Peter Parker and she's not lying to him about it. This is a reference to how a relationship should be carried out. Sophie, download Battlefield from Steam or Four from Steam in open multiplayer. a guy named Mr duck 990 leaves the game, asks for a refund and gets the money back just like you, Mr duck 990.

Women become almost infertile at 40, but live to be 80. Without a family, what are you going to do with Those 40 long, long years? I'm going to boil everyone, that's what I'll do men women grandmas grandpas your wife everyone I'm going to fight with everyone except you, you can go fight yourself I love it when people tweet very long ways of saying no one wants to have sex with them Hi Stephen, I now have your attention. I know everything about her, dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful, poorly endowed, slime ball, it's all on tape, your soon-to-be ex-wife, Emily. P.S.

I paid for this sign with you and our joint bank account. I spent some of your money too, I imagine at the time, but hey, like, stop talking trash about our local wildlife. Raccoons are clever, opossums are smart, squirrels are good climbers, owls are very wise, geese, deer are kind, could you subscribe? That's exactly how I am. I feel Bosnian. I want to swim in Croatia. No, you need a passport to go to the beach. Only a few hundred California condors live in the wild, but about 20 banded together to destroy a woman's deck. I bet she deserved it.

You called yesterday, not intentionally. She was looking. the Jets game and I screamed that it was a horrible call just terrible my phone answered it called just terrible and well that's how you're stored anyway have a great day thank you why Facebook doesn't accept videos longer than 26 seconds thank you for stop Ford owners from posting their quarter mile racing videos, what the hell did that fork give you bro, the only Japanese man to survive the Titanic lost his job because he was known as a coward in Japan for not dying with the others passengers. I wonder if that's true, Tom Brady. says drinking water prevents sunburn Twitter sues them ignores Tom Brady 37 glasses of water a day is too many Tom Brady's water habit could kill an average person Tom Brady is trying to kill you I mean, yes, you can drink too much water, you must have a little minerals and salts and things that remain in your damn body electrolytes are important troll warning if someone's name on Twitter is somethingjust like Joe one two eight three seven two six three five don't waste your time replying just block come on man look Joe I don't even have a profile picture most tweeters don't post stuff like this I'm in a really good place mentally right now oh I mean it's Twitter you can't be happier enjoy the stuff there that's just the rules banana Wars oh one one ah wow Tim just look at those birds flying in formation who cares?

Birds are dumb, good for you Tim, oh that's pretty specific. I have to say that whatever bird was doing this really wanted you in particular to suffer, look how concentrated that is. windscreen requests permission to attack no Gary in Britain by 2050. Gary's could be eliminated within a generation after it is known that there have been no children called Gary since 1992. My friend Gizzy Gazza would like to talk about a white bud, I think. she was born in 1992. Kizzy Gazza may be one of the last Garys. I just have to say that January events at your library, we hate Keith Club, every fourth Monday, a group needs to discuss this month's Hayden Keith topic, his hair, so just say it once. a month why do you have to do it every fourth Monday?

We don't need Mike. He looks like a person who lives in a house owned by someone named Mike. I can assure you that this is not true. You are a bad mother. He shuts his mouth, worship at 9.30am. m., it's okay, I'll be there, bike path, Pacific Coast Bike Route, Rudy Route Patty Jones, a worthless tweaker, it's a worthless tweaker, okay, Vanessa Vanessa betrayed me, this video was no longer For her, oh, friend, what happened? I have the tip of Brian's vagina that I use. they both use Brian from the movie Igor uh unborn and Nazareth what am I Brian from Nazareth oh I'm Bruin who is Brian I'm Brian I'm my friend Eric oh Eric yeah oh yeah there's a slash r Eric there's probably a short r everyone really Te I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I think this describes most marriages, unfortunately I only remember it's Bailey WWE there was still a girl with her name on a sign tonight, do you think anyone I'm going to see this little one ass sign wow Bailey, what not, happy Teacher's Day to Anita, the teacher Anita, the teacher who hit my seven year old with a feather duster in front of the class because she was talking to my best friend.

Not you, I can agree with that. that's pretty stupid um uh uh oh I understand it's for back pain and it's on the bottom shelf hey beautiful answer mine who cares about everyone else Bastille sucks and I want to say hi, I'm Bob and I'll be the token tall guy who block your watch today thanks for your cooperation thanks Bob if you think Bob is tall just wait until Robert shows up Bob is short for Robert holy shit whose insurance is going to pay for it because I feel like the city has a way to get away from this one and it'sI'll be on you too I feel like it would be your fault for not paying attention.

Also, a lot of places automatically give the fall to the person who rear-ended, said to another uh person, okay, damn, that was really a place you weren't supposed to be. to park, uh, Lucky Charms without any of the charms. I wouldn't be too upset if this happened. I would just be impressed. Human resources manager. Marketing manager. Logistics manager. Communications manager. Security manager. IT Manager. Project manager. Internal supervisor. Public relations manager. Product development manager. Dave. Due to the cuts we are going to have to fire Dave. I think two of these managers actually do something when you won a free Coke with the plastic bottle cap, those were the best ones or the McDonald's Monopoly game where you could win free fries or something like that. now they want you to enter a code on their website or scan a QR code and get points or whatever and the points can only be used on your choice of three styles of authentic bamboo frisbees or dolphins with throat cancer.

This guy hates dolphins with throat cancer. Could someone please stop giving the Dolphins cigarettes? Know? I don't think there's anyone out there completely coming of age. They can buy them if they want Donald, regardless of our race, color, creed or way of life. or species or race, no matter our height, girth or smell, we all hate Donald because Donald is an idiot when the island is too dynamic when the island is too dynamic when the island is too dynamic when the island is too dynamic when the island It's Too dynamic when the LIC you picked one at random to be fed up, stop that scum Emma, ​​I got it, with language like that, you don't deserve it, we've never met before so why call me scum over a coffee table? that none of us left work porn star and his dog the finger that is a tarot card I never knew what it means do you want to go brother I will kick your ass what is the worst community on Reddit Ouija says r slash Finland oh boy Francisco is the absolute worst person at this establishment, is extremely rude and not fit to work here, the rest of the staff is tremendous.

I just have a lot of problems with him every time I enter the gym and it interferes with my motivation to even go every day, the gym is affordable and I liked going here, but Francisco ruined the experience for me. I may sign up again in the future if something is done about it. Jesus Francisco, what the hell did you do? I'm not going to enter. take the camera, he can stay down there, look, that's what I thought too, but of course, that's why you're sending Frank Frank, welcome to first grade, you'll fit right in unless your name is Gabriel, oh, I I'm very sorry, welcome to here except. you Gary, I'm so sorry Gizzy, chorus boy at Queen's funeral, a worldwide audience of billions, actually it was billions, although I didn't try to discount his moment, he really did a Mike Wazowski, here you are, Greg, no, I have some water, yeah, did you ask anyone? schedule if you could have some water feels like a demand ban Hammer post Don't mind if I cut you off in particular let's see your bus driver is hung up oh yeah like Peter Dinklage's character in Knights of badassem Amo to that dear person who may seem to stop pooping all over the walls and floor, we finally found out who you are for several weeks now, we have been cleaning up the daily poop again and you have let us deal with us, we have cleaned up your poop of the outside walls of the toilet and all over the floor, not only do we not enjoy this task, but it is a huge waste of resources.

I left you a bucket with gloves, sanitizer and everything else you need to leave no trace, this will be your last day in Campers Village if you don't clean up your own poop, honestly, no joke, I know who you are, it could be any of us, glue trap, effective last resort for rat control and Mike, please ask for help for Angel's Envy due to continued theft. Hello Nick Wallaby, we are keeping an eye on you for customer safety. Chevrolet Bolt electric vehicles are strictly prohibited from parking at these facilities. Thank you for your compliance. What the hell happened to the Chevy Bolt Renzi?

I mean, what did they do? Be kind. Rewind and meet your new favorite. Blockbuster employees of the month a new comedy series created by wait a minute. I feel like both people had their own weird, non-office type, but I don't know the grocery store type or just the store in general, wait a minute, get rich type comedies. or die trying I mean, I guess we have to go after the poor guy when the artist on the corner is a pure savage. That's why I will never do this look. I make fun of myself all the time, but I don't really need someone whose job.

It's to make fun of people at such a professionally amazing level to come after me and pay him no Scott prepared faster I think Scott is trying oh I think God has you right on that let people sleep in peace Gary, what? what's happening? Gary man, why did they have to useka so dirty? Katara, a member of the water tribe and Saka's sister, has been gifted with the power to control water. Saka qatar's brother imagine if your dad was a minotaur and your mom was a mermaid and you. You have the human half of both of us and now you're just a guy.

I feel like you'd have some special powers, right, oh man, I've never had that happen to me with a soda, but I've had that kind of thing happen to me with everything else. another can that has a tab Poland something Stewie can't do don't be like Stewie and start shooting well not even the rain likes Texas normally doesn't like that thanks for having my soft back I guess wait, but that's no surprise wow, that's painfully cruel. I know it's not for loyal customers, it doesn't matter, due to the abusive management tactics of our district manager. Casey employees resign effective immediately.

We are sincerely sorry for the inconvenience, Casey's staff. P.S., this is for Will. district manager, thanks and a middle finger to top this all off, holy shit, God is crazy, oh God, don't spread the Spain, wow, that's bad, the guy flew up so I could watch him shit and then he left, huh, I mean, that's a cool move, hello. Hello, go away, what did I do? I don't know well, then okay, bye, see you, I won't miss you, this workplace has been accident-free since Joe left, how long has it been since Joe left? Your lucky day, hey, just go.

Just book it, man, you'll make it. Sorry, we are closed today due to lack of people. We will return on Wednesday. Sorry for the disturbances. Thanks in the new style of Super Mario game, Super Mario. Maker 2. which said really strange clearing a field raises a flag with the player character's symbol on the flagpole for an unknown reason the Sprites for Luigi's flag have half the resolution all other flags will stop hitting Luigi has had to save Mario's life twice okay okay oh and peaches I mean come on or at least once anyway for her but you know what I mean please don't let in to the cat.

His name is Max. Max is kind. His owner doesn't want Max in the library. We do not want. Max in the library hmm maybe we should keep Max out of the library with no babysitters oh well I don't want it so everyone is doing a great job except Cody you hear that Cody like I could afford a car like that again for reasons of security. Kia Telluride on Hyundai Palisade in years 2020 to 2022 is prohibited from parking in this facility. Can someone in the comments or come to my Twitter tell me why these two years of these two almost identical SUV models can't park in this facility?

I mean, is there a reason they explode like Samsung washing machines or something like your checked bag in a monsoon? That shit Nike designs running shoes for NFL teams the Carolina Panthers is the only team without a design everyone hated number 58 for delaying the start of the race Shifty eight what happened well damn you know what's bad when mom laughs in third grade. An older boy took candy from me on the bus. He was pretty much the school bully. My two friends immediately attacked him and strangled him while I. I punched him right in the balls.

I was short, so it turned out that's where he landed. He ran home and told his mother. We went to his house and his mother said, "This is the boy who hit you" and she started laughing. Let me. I tell you wow short people are prohibited from using this elevator damn all this discrimination has to end like you Arkansas excluding Arkansas we should do that more often any Ben here in the crowd plotting men's names Ben right life is good you are doing well in three out of 23 areas of mental health really that's it, bees, please don't go out, there are bees that don't like you, they mentioned you specifically, those points: the Mets, no, the New York Mets, no, parking, no, okay, fuck, Michelle, I love Michelle, I love Michelle.

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I swear, Columbia flights are logged here, everyone else. go this way wow Spirit, why am I not surprised? The Wikipedia entry on kayaking says screw this particular kid, a kid who uses oversized gear, the kayak floats too high, is too wide for his hips and shoulders, and is so deep his elbows hit the deck. oh wow, they're really sitting on this kid who was given this shit and told it would be fine, fuck the whales in particular, let's see which country is most represented by the Union Jack England Scotland Northern Ireland oh my god, what we have? here this barfrom the server or it could be that your page requested okay, you know what it is, let's just get on with it, either the mold loves that pumpkin or it hates it.

I think it's a bit of both the mold is out here trying to survive really awesome hasn't jumped to the others yet get lost Becca yeah Becca what the hell dude I'm trying to read memes really let's see 138 140 oh yeah it stinks stinks I guess you fuck Richard and your bag Richard, I'm sicker once again, you couldn't get a hold of me to tell me what was going on so I left. I hope you got back here before someone took your bag because I didn't take it. With me you are part of leaving me like this on Front Street and I hope what you got for a few dollars and the Jamba Juice card was worth it.

I hate you, bye, damn, okay, this guy just bought Fireball for everyone at my bar. an Astros fan and said except that guy, he then tipped me two hundred dollars, damn, with a one-time gift of only ten dollars, you can save this kid from Gary, that's fair, the idiots responsible for deleting seven dozen parking spaces in a terrible hatred of small businesses. and the drivers of the Cathedral Basilica of St. Louis, it is St. Louis, on the right. St. Louis, Missouri, had many of its features paid for through donations during its construction, one family donated a huge rose window right at the back of the cathedral, another family in response donated a dome which they asked to be placed directly in front of the cathedral. window in such a position that you can't see the oh, that's dumb, that's so fucking dumb, come on the first holiday in three years, relax on the balcony with a beer and the fucking sky is giving me the finger, well , just relax anyway, it doesn't hurt you.

I saw this today on the bus. smart asset really safe sorry Home Depot since rebranding is meta Facebook's parent company has jumped from crisis to crisis now they are worth less than Home Depot that's pretty funny I saw this in a bar a couple of ago weeks, thanks Steve, never trust a guy named Steve, stop, that means, young man in the blue Subaru, and turn the music down. I'll go with the music thing, but yes, you need it. To stop him, a 70-year-old Indian woman, Maya, was collecting water when an elephant appeared out of nowhere and attacked her.

She was rushed to the hospital, but she eventually succumbed to her injuries. At her funeral, the elephant appeared again, grabbed her body, stomped on it and threw it away. away before running away, what did she do? The elephant didn't just bite, man, what did she do to this guy? I wonder what Bentley did, I don't know, but they stink like Zeus, fuck this particular city, that's an amazing photograph, no way. That was all done at the same time though, but it's pretty sweet. I'd say the local drunk at the bar last night, cute Tony, yes, Tony.

The Bounty bars were removed from the celebration tubs at the trial, shame on them for not writing a French version corresponding to Trudeau. Yeah, you gotta worry, come on, but in all the effort, man, for some reason, all the Tumbleweed in the area decided to gather here. My goats and chickens are in those pens. Incredible. Your day just got amazing. To hell with this wind turbine. Wind turbine was hit by lightning as a storm warning indeed, that's a costly hit Elon Musk tells where to go Tesla bot 2022. Joe Biden did very well, thanks for defacing a gas pump because you're a particular tire, yes yes it is a small rock the size of a big rock