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profitable, right? I was afraid of the one in the middle, yeah, what the heck is the best lollipop flavor? I'm going to see three penises, right? Yes, what is this image? Oh, editor sensor, there are many unpleasant things. things you can do I see a red arrow did you ever eat those popsicles that I have like a cricket in the middle of them this is much crunchier oh wait there are a lot of good images for this I didn't want to search for this on Google today yes I'm changing mine, the Mine had an arrow and it was obvious what it was pointing at.

I don't even know why the arrow was there, eh, editor, please, for the love of God, blur this, why would you eat this like a popsicle? I don't understand that the fat guy is so expensive, hurry up, okay, okay, so deep in the popsicle market right now oh no, that's blood, you have to censor that one, let me find a different one, which one is the best flavor. from a dog lollipop dog balls okay, well I thought it should even be censored, that's it, sensor, that little one, I'm just going to censor this whole video, it looks like chunks of milk, it looks like nuts, very good hairy nuts, it looks like plums or something like that.

I'm not completely wrapping the kiwi center, the nuts, thank you very much girl, what's the best flavor in a lollipop? Lollipop, spider pill pop, ew monkey, aren't they harambee? You just say monkey, it's harambee, hey come on, what does that taste like? he has such a big chubby that i never realized, yes no he has an app, he is absolutely stuck, that is the real tragedy of his harambee. The spider lollipops were 61 for a set of 30 of them, I just said I was buying that many spider lollipops. It's not like they're making fun of people who live in Arizona, I probably don't know today's forecast.

It is cloudy with a 90 chance of being white. I love it when you're behind me at the movies. I love people like you. Alright. Today's forecast is cloudy. a 90 chance of coming mmm delicious gummies today's forecast cloudy with a 90 chance of uh hot dog hot dog listen to today's forecast cloudy with a 90 chance of apple-based jeans boots with fur I wonder which one it was soups I just like why you're so sad about it, was this on your hard drive? it's like you're coming into this like a tweet yeah you know what I like yeah my favorite cereal is honey bunches okay skipping that one I know the answer is I already was.

I will use again. I was actually going to use the same card. I was going to use dog balls, so I'm glad I didn't do that. I'm not like normal people when I have an orgasm. I free myself from the armpits. What does armpit guy release? when he ah when I'm not like normal people when I have an orgasm I release a guard from my armpits I'm not like normal people when I have an orgasm I release this is true, that is proven when I have an orgasm I release what what is what What is What I do not know?

It is the image. The picture description was literally a disgusting jar. I feel like there is a part of a dead person's body there. Yes, that's like a brain that says it censors, just in case, I don't know, like Heisenberg dissolves someone. it's like a breakup photo that's bad oh man i have fortnite juice oh yeah it gives you shields when you drink a human fortnite shield juice yeah it's a jug with chunks it has to be corn dog and defend amp, it will be one of my games for me. that's a good picture every time we play it's that you always like the smart ones and it's like I'm with corndog and plugged into a boat no you don't need not think he wants buddy you need the

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Yes, they are all lovely bears. Yes, I think it's open season. That's boog. scotch and listen here, cook, I've seen enough Fox news to know that the Mexicans are going to sneak Isis into Nascar. That string of words I see when I do acid. I feel like they're hanging in your city. There are three monuments. I have in my head I have to go I feel like you just wrote a graph can you stop using typography? you have 19 guitars but your headphones are taped together okay this workplace has been zero days without titty frog okay i couldn't find anything good genocide photos this was your backup plan this was playing number two okay this one workplace have been your days without hmm I'm a defeated woman I must with minion pants this is the newest Photoshop image I love how big it is that's terrible it's like a little tic tac yeah replicas with shoe deals eh laughs on the corner there's a sea sniffer in the bathroom zimbabwe there's a c snipper in the bathroom no matter how many times i see blank i always get chills okay no matter how many times i see dwayne doc johnson i always get chills no matter how many times see wherever you go go with your hand go with all your he continued I'm glad it's already censored I feel like I need to censor more I feel uncomfortable no matter how many times I see Barney get a tiger head they're killing him oh whoa whoa okay that's art oh my ass yeah, that's the one that won the minion get ass that dwight one just described i have white space in my living room it's modern in pig selfies modern pig selfie in my living room I hate that so much, it's very, very uncomfortable, yeah, I don't like it, okay, stare into your soul, dog, I have a lobster gang war in my living room, it's modern, what was going on is like a lobster fight, they're gambling. money in the lobster fight, okay, that's what they do at Red Lobster when no one's there, leftover lobster that's how they decide which one to serve.

I have a blank space in my living room, okay, what's not to love about these teletubbies? I'm closing that yes. that was in my living room I'm selling the house bro I'm sorry instead of just selling the teletubby yeah you could get rid of the teletubby but you know I'm moving out before hot dogs who was the champ from baron brick obama really minecraft server we have obama bricks i would play minecraft if there were obama bricks yeah i would be there every day for the hot dogs kobayashi was the snickel munching champion listen to me, actually it probably wouldn't be that bad actually, probably not, yeah, like salty sweet, probably something delicious, I don't think it's good, but I don't think it's as bad as it sounds, let me buy some big old snickels, it just sounds like the name of a cat I love. how sonic's nipples are just two red dots they're so pink last night i used white as lube it didn't end well what's blarg the arab use it like luke i feel like you could have left some of that out ok last night ?

I used a re-oil as lube, it didn't end well, someone had the same idea as me, oh man okay, last night I used arabic oil, oh my god, I also wrote an arabic loop, what do I choose? Well, what did I unfortunately buy? a street vendor i did a pushup today well i actually committed mass genocide in the name of Allah but close enough now i would need chocolate, don't buy that from the street vendor, what did i unfortunately buy from a street vendor? soda oh hey hey that probably has protein in it. The chicks are vegan.

They can be obtained by scraping the oil from the bottom of the grill. Yes, because I don't eat soda. What is it that they pureed the beef patties until they were liquid? What did I do? Unfortunately I bought at the street vendor, what the hell am I looking at? It's that chicken squid. This is an anime for eating chicken octopus. Could you still stick your dick through that hole in the wall knowing there's Bernie Sanders eating todd pods? Probably not. Americans love tide pods. I am here once again asking for your tide pods. I'm hungry. Could you still stick your dick through that hole in the wall knowing that the guy with the tits is there?

Absolutely there, you are, Mcnasty, just put it. Regular, do I always want to wake up with my boobs? Do you stick your dick through that hole in the wall knowing there's a normal guy with some of his sausage? He looks like Cyrus from the trailer park. Can we put a sensor on the squirrel's tits too? My revolution is probably for, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait said: oh my god, read it slower Please, my resolution is fine, it's just that my screen doesn't even show any audio, just sensor bar, white noise.

My new year's resolution is to stop making fun of vegans, no it's not mine mcnasty, just for you. I'll stop mocking thank you baby thank you baby eating leaves idiot I don't have a click to reveal downvote man what a bomb Pakistan um what exactly are you downvoting? What would make the DMV a little more interesting? Okay, what will he do? the dmv a little more interesting a bombastic guy shutting down that sensor the bombs what would make the dmv a little more interesting radical islam i'm seeing a trend that would make dna a little more interesting beer oh actually oh you could be on something I like radical Islam yeah we should serve alcohol at the place you go to learn to drive take the driving test you're just beat up for waiting there for four hours did you know there's an erotic horror blank That will make America great again, oh boy? oh, Trump will make America great again Donald Crying Chicken with a woman who looks like she's going to bite his head off now he'll Not reading?

Aren't you noticing a change here? Aren't you seeing the difference, friend, please? look at the eyeballs oh okay, now I get it. I thought maybe the chicken was too deep in thought about him. No, they stoned the chicken. She jumps. The boxes look like a grunge singer. A wall will make America great. again, okay, um, hot pockets, aquarium gravel, whatever you want that's super crunchy, that's gross, grownups react to Carl Wieser, a croissant, it's because it's hung, son, okay, dude, Don't call me son after saying he makes such great hot dog toothpaste. it's all you want to be carl weezer nice what's in holmes exclaimed this man was obviously murdered by the hedgehog brother this man was obviously murdered boy oh yeah lucky what's that guy's name?

Uh, my friend was wondering what it's for, no, don't worry about why. His name is dude, move on to the next card, the guy was obviously murdered so it's just sad, dude, okay guys, um.