The Master Of Disguise Was Extremely Unfunny

how convenient that a random attractive lady walks up at the perfect moment when they are looking. For someone it's okay, then somehow it gets even worse because the first question of the day they ask is their size, their size for their uniform and that refers to you know, breasts, eyes, stomach size and waist, and you want to know what happens when she tells them her waist measurement they laugh at her they laugh at her because her ass is so small oh boy oh boy what a year dude what a year for the movies like how degrading and disrespectful is that?

It's not even a joke, there's nothing funny there. It's not a joke, they're just being funny because I guess the joke in the movie is that Pistachio wants an ass the size of a mom, he's so stupid, gangly, I like it too. , but this cat has no mom in the caboose, let a peacock be cool. oh god this is so hard to watch, it's weird, it's really hard, it's just me, it's just me, but this scene is

extremely

difficult to watch, so another grandpa leaves because apparently I guess he tells pistachio the mantra of being. another person and also teaching him to slap things is all the knowledge he has, so his grandfather gives him a ball and a suitcase and then leaves with the pistachios.

The assistant found a cigarette in the dumpster where his father was taken and apparently he had to do it. to do with a club called the turtle club, so this is the next scene, let me give you a little precursor, so when I was a kid I thought this scene was so fucking funny that I felt hurt and I laughed at it many, many times times. I'm going to take a leap of faith and believe in my child self and think that the next part will be so much fun. If I thought it was so funny to be hurt so many times as a kid, this has to be funny now.

It's okay, I wasn't that stupid when I was a kid, this is going to be funny, damn, it's going to be fun, he's okay, it's okay, why was I so dumb when I was a kid? Eat a man's nose and then spit it in his face. God, God, if you're real, he's your son, you better hit someone today. I swear to God, burn every copy of this movie, burn it to the ground. God, he won't come, is it him, is that code, is he walking away from that atrocity? Fabrizio dresses up as Jesse. Ventura and just ring the Liberty Bell, thanks for the Liberty Bell guys, I'll bring her back, oh yeah, and the bad boy farts again, so we can meet Jennifer, a boyfriend who is just an idiot, that's his whole personality. alone and all the time you are trying to intervene in my action, aren't you?

Yes, that phrase you are trying to intervene in my action. I'm going to start using it in real life. I don't know in what situation I can intend to use that, but I'll find a damn way and for some strange reason, Pistachio's nose is bleeding. I don't know if they wanted to have this here because nothing happened to him. They didn't hit him. I don't. He doesn't fall, yeah, I don't know if he just gave her a bloody nose and they just left her there or maybe they cut a scene where they punched her. I don't know, it's a little confusing why he gets a nosebleed and it's not explained, then they find the random bad guy on a site called classmates and he literally just says his evil plan there to become the biggest black trader in the world and Possess the rarest treasures on earth and then store them in a secret underground lair.

See there. Look, there's a couple of fun, self-aware things here and there in the movie, but I find this to be some fucking lazy writing that they didn't want to write, you know, they figured out their plans, they just stuck it in some fucking place and then like everyone who found it, then we move on to the next horrible character that Dana Carvey plays, who is just a grandmother, a sexually frustrated grandmother, that's it, my name is Gammy Gammy Numb, no, literally the whole movie is what she does his assistant. everything and then he dresses up and tries to be funny, that's the whole movie, ah, what's going to the bathroom?

It's like someone comes up to say hey bro, I have to ask where the kid's room is. Ah, you're taking your little poop screams, why? and then we get an impersonation of Dana Carvey from Scarface and it's bad, okay, how does dancing at a party ruin your party? I don't know, I feel like that makes your party better and then it turns into a cow, oh man, I told you no. Here let's go back, why not a tree, why not a cow? Oh how can I forget? Because Poopy. Because, yeah, did I mention? There are two songs that they did, two songs for Master of Costume, two originals that sound decent, like they're not bad.

They're good songs and they made them for this movie and then we have another character who's just a Scottish guy with big teeth. Is he supposed to do it? I don't know, maybe this is referencing a specific character, but he's just a Scottish guy with big teeth. I guess not and then he plays a British spy with a cane. I again, I don't know if he's referencing a different character, maybe I would find it funnier if I knew if he was referencing a different character, but to me all the characters are bad except poop because poop is funny and finally she did it with someone and then we have some love, a little cupcake or something, push queen.

I think that's what he called her, since he's now messing with Jennifer's boyfriend and then. his boyfriend and pistachio get into a fight and then it's supposed to be some kind of character development, like he suddenly knows how to fight, who's your dad, hey Trent, go in the middle, like no, don't you balances? because of the blood it doesn't make sense it doesn't make any sense to punch him in the face I want I want you to punch him in the face damn it and then the original girl that pistachio likes for her but she leaves gets up and hugs him and He gets affectionate and he says no girl, now I have Jennifer.

Oh, although I can't play this, it's playing in the background and on top of all that, the bully from the beginning pushes him like he pushes. he at first everything is going well it's all a perfect storm he did it he gave a clap for the pistachio I can't stand it I think I'm going to have a heart attack and then Jessica Simpson steals the Apollo lunar module and then once again , the bad boy farts, oh oh, okay, I guess they're stopping being damn and now all of a sudden she just falls in love with the pistachio like there's a ton of character development happening, I mean, in the last scene, four or five instances of The character development happened in a second like in one scene and now all of a sudden she's falling in love with him.

I'm fine, Bal, which his grandfather gave him at the beginning, said to use it when he is in an extreme situation, it is not a complete situation, in reality everything is like that. He's doing pretty well at the moment but he uses it and says that he really needs help and that he's out of ideas so his grandfather appears in a bubble and asks why his grandfather isn't there and then a little boy appears which is Jennifer's son and says that Jennifer was kidnapped and then the little boy whispers the idea of ​​a costume in Pistachios's ear and then Grandpa's bubble just bursts.

What was the point of even getting the damn grant bubble so then the bad guy says he's going to band-aid himself for non-compliance ooh and then push him off a cliff to make it look like he's dead so he can get his way , but Pistachio heard it because he was

disguise

d as a giant cherry pie and then Pistachio shoots cherries at the bad guys. and then they all died because of the cherries, then the pistachio gets trapped and has to fight him like 50 ninjas, which is just ridiculous and I like this, so after the bad guys' plants have been thwarted in their For the most part, it shows him that he put his head. for breaking his head and now for breaking his head he's a bad guy because I guess when you dress up you're forced to act like that person oh yeah and the bad guy farts so pistachio stad is now a bad guy because of the energy KO truth you want to know how pistachio convinces his dad to turn around he takes his underwear out of his ass and puts them on his head because when he was a child and now as an adult he wears underwear on his head from time to time and that ladies and gentlemen is how he returns to normal, yes, and another thing he doesn't know, take off the mask, he simply transforms back into Fabricio, and when was that?

I thought I thought the

master

of

disguise

used things, you know? They didn't transform, it wasn't a metamorphosis, it's okay, they just put on a costume and that's it, ladies and gentlemen, he's a

master

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