The Man Who Turned Himself Into a Stress Ball

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I can't guess the contents of this

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. I'll have to eat whatever's inside. It sounds like little mahjong tiles. dominoes, big Lego heads, oh no, that wouldn't be right, we have a ton of things shaped like this and they all taste gross and gross, you wouldn't give me the lobster hard candy or it's macaroni and cheese hard candy, but yeah This was hard candy laughter, this whole place would smell. I'm going to guess that the lobster is foreign. This is fried chicken hard candy. It's one of the grossest things we sell, so sweetness comes first.

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It was kind of like, okay, a hat without a hat or I think it's okay, yeah, so short and fat refers to the shape of the cup. Spud style means a cup of Mr Potato Head specifically with a facial expression, mood, euphoric, it means they want it mixed with the moo mixer and with a hat, it means with your little hat on, thank you, okay sir, here there's your Mr Potato Head coffee cup and it'll be 19, okay the person behind me said they were going to pay. for mine, I guess it's like one of those Pay It Forward things, thanks.

I didn't realize that's how it works. Yeah, he just stole from me that I'm Gabe and I'm a human

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. People love to squeeze me, but with the new one. HR policy only allows touching above the collar, of course, with everything going on. I've been working a lot of overtime, I'm even working on braces and with the office expanding I need all the help I can get so I 3D Scanned and Analyzed and finally printed my own face to send around the world. Now everyone can relieve their stress, so now I can bring a much-needed foreigner.

Only 20 gifts. I couldn't even count mine. Oh, and I see you have a clown. to get Cirque du Soleil, but I decided to settle for David Blaine, what is this soda with dancing gummies, mom, dad, I need a new birthday right now? Make your drinks more fun with coil beads, sweet gummy orbs that dance inside your bubbly drink with delicious peach and strawberry. flavors complement an elegant glass of champagne or make a soft drink that much more fun oh oh David Blaine, give me your seven amazing pens that you probably haven't heard of before. The ink in these pens is actually metallic.

The markings may look like a pencil, but it doesn't erase like a pencil These are Japanese Wiggly pens that move as you write This is the seven year old pen Its giant ink cartridge has enough ink to draw a line from the bottom of the Tower Willis to the top and back down four times this pen farts and boxes I don't hate it the ink in this pen can disappear in fire take that nature this swiss army pen has a nail file a knife scissors and can write underwater paint touch up pen is not for writing but for touching up any painted surface with ease Is this a room full of melted iced glasses?

Yeah, take a look here's where I keep all my melted aces. I'm aging them. Why are you doing this? It's my strange addiction. Try converting all of these. ice in soda oh don't touch that one that's full of ants there's a really big Queen there why don't you buy iced soda from Vat19 what's a vet 19 it's an online store why is the floor so sticky? hard to move you're there okay yeah that happened on my fermentation buddy a few years ago anyway oh it looks like one of them has gone sensitive this happens from time to time okay I got this oh I just did it, man, get out of here yeah I could just pick a stress ball.

I'd pick two pretty ones: The DNA in the Duo bead bulb perfectly balances deliciously squishy and crunchy as you enjoy both sensations together, and since they can't be mixed, you can adjust the stress relief to your needs if only all the wonderful things They go together so perfectly that I can finally combine my two favorite foreign foods because guess what iva19 you're not going to trick me into buying your cute putty full of B charms when I can make it myself for free why would I buy something when? Mother Nature would give me a free honey hive.

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It's a hot coffee and let me guess you just gave him a hot coffee but that was his request. okay, a hot coffee is actually a coffee with a special type of hot sauce, here you go, thank you, okay sir, here you have one. hot coffee, thanks, it will be ten dollars, you can put it on my account, padidia stew, thanks, he called you a stupid idiot and we don't have eyelashes, add a little spice to any drink with hot drink sauce, a deliciously spicy condiment. You will never solve this puzzle. Wait, which Impossibles puzzle is a puzzle with no edges and five decoy pieces that don't even fit in the puzzle?

Is this some kind of bad joke, although the puzzle is maddening once you start? Oh, they actually go together. You don't want to stop dad, you'll miss my game, it's me or the puzzles, David, it's a three-bedroom, two-bath apartment, and it comes with this guy working on this puzzle. I have Park Place, did you see Bernie did it? See it, get The Impossibles puzzle at vat19.com, guys stop eating my soccer ball, what is my stepdad's chocolate soccer ball? Okay, it was autographed by the yellow m M, now it's a ruined family. I'm home, if you need me, I'll be in my studio, oh.

Shit, he'll notice it's missing, what are we going to do? Sorry, I couldn't help but hear your riddle. I happen to have this chocolate football here signed by all the famous candy mascots in the world. Awesome, oh zypes, the fruit zebra. Striped gum. I thought I was in jail Lord Liquors from Candyland Mike and Ike the purple nerd Mr Jelly Belly Baby Ruth gotta get all these signatures quick update I'm walking into the studio now you better go boy thanks but what's your name? Sir, my name is. Wonka Willy Wonka I have to guess what's inside this stress ball or I have to eat it by just shaking it.

I can tell it doesn't fill the balloon, it has a kind of grainy feel, very thick, oh that's harsh. part magic balloon ball tell me what's inside it's Jack Daniels whiskey for kids it was bacon it was takeout bacon I'm actually so happy I made a mistake at breakfast hey, I think I found something better than your fart Ninja, but my fart Ninja he farts every time you pass by it's amazing, yeah, well look at this guy, he's a samurai, he's a violin samurai, and what just look, oh, what was it that he got hit a little every time you pass by There, it calms down, doesn't it? a lot just a little look at the flute again oh come on man on my desk you're a bad friend I'll stay with my fart ninja get fart ninjas on Vat19