The Funniest Stick to Football EVER! MythBusters Special EP 32

I'm confused bro I'm not even kidding I'm trying to figure something out here and would you have something to say? after that later in the night like seral n no, that was a chippy dinner at 7:30 8:00 i understand you'd get that no half n or 10 B seral he was, he's n

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been up after 10:00 in his life I know, okay, that's a little thing. I'm going. I'm going to visit Vis again. Some say it's okay, so G. Did you and David Beckham live together in Bolton? You cooked stir-fry and he cooked stir-fry for you? He stayed. He and Victoria stayed at my house for two weeks while they, um, Victoria had a break tour and it was the time when they were crazy and her house in Worley was basically on a road so it was like photographers.

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ywhere, so they moved to my house for two weeks and he cooks, yes, he is a good cook, very good, he cooks, yes, meticulous, yes, yes, he likes to cook, so yes, okay, this is strange so he says.You used to travel with your own bowl, spoon, wheat crackers and Jaffer cakes on a Friday.

First say yes or no, yes, you're weird, so basically on a Friday the pattern was that you had breakfast in the morning. you had lunch after training and then you would have a halfway point between dinner CU we didn't have dinner then we moved to dinner CU we were Posh when we played United you move at 7:00 when you get to the hotel 7:30 7 so there is a big gap between half 12 1:00 lunch and dinner at half 700 so we at 4:00 the day before a game I had to have it you have it you have it I'm still trying so this one, you're having your tea, I'm saying it seriously, because if not, no, no, now, B, when you were younger and growing up in Berry, right?

You basically had tea at 5:00 once I went to T United and started. playing for the first team you have lunch at 1 and move your dinner to 700 on the night before a game obviously because we stayed in the hotel didn't we do it every night before a home and away game so we had dinner at 700 7? 30 at the hotel, so this 4:00 midpoint, if we were on a train, obviously on a train, they're not going to bring my midpoint snack, so literally Phil and I have milk on the train Obviously, for coffee and teas. We'd bring our BX weer, we'd bring our Bowl, we'd have our spoon and we'd have our BX weer, there, we, the three Jaffer cakes, you know something, I swear if I was in, it's, it was, um, your mom?

I used to drop off your breakfast I was there the night before she did yeah when we lived at home Phil when when we played for United we lived at home so we're probably 19 yes, would you say yes, you know I'd swear I'd love to have been, no, no , just in the dress review and Phil, I know Abus won't take away our entertainment so you just watch like you're saying they used to do things with their feet. Do you ever do feet on the train, quick feet? So basically what we do on the train, in the train alley, what you do, let's say that's what you do in the whole door.

I mean, make sure you just loosen your hips. up, you know, I mean, you literally get up every half hour and 20 minutes, yeah, yeah, would you say something like come on, Phil, let's do the stretching? Yeah, because you were sitting there for two or three hours, it's not good for I tell you, come, go, we better stretch, how nice we used to sit there and look at them and say, look at this. I love you, you know what I love, girl, I love repetition with you, yeah, all because. Would you sit down if you sat on a plane?

Don't sit on a plane for 6 hours or 3 hours. Get up, walk, stretch, move, it's not good for you in particular if you're an athlete, okay, last one. true, true, is it true that one day you want to become mayor of Manchester? That's not true, is it, guys? No, I can see it, it's definitely not true. I don't want to become mayor of Manchester, no. CU, if I did, I would declare it publicly and do it. Why would not? Where does it come from? So it's just a suggestion that because I sometimes speak politically, basically this idea is that I want to get into politics, which I don't. and I certainly don't want to be mayor of Manchester, there's no money in it.

They paid you? What would you receive if you were him? Can you charge a lot for? Can you receive it? Yeah, I mean, I don't know what. they pay you, so make it public, um, publicly available, I'm sure, but can anyone find out? Can anyone know what I found out? Someone please write down what they pay the mayor of Manchester. It will be public, uh, it's not necessary. to be mayor, you own them all, you own all the buildings in Manchester, to be fair, I don't want to, I don't want to get into politics, I think I would be stuck and say yeah, it was a waste of time 110,000 in May.

Understand the May awards They are selling me a week wrong Jesus, he has a million a lot of money, a lot of money, a lot of money, so we enjoy MythBusters. I liked MythBusters, yeah, once we got to the Time stuff and no, no, you have to understand it. You understand, you understand, but when do you eat? When did you eat? Sorry, not now, because we all probably eat similarly now. we, um, we have, we have some like cornflakes and that you have lunch at school, yes, the same as me, yes, but we wouldn't have tea, but you come home from school and you're starving, you don't eat for four and for half an hour we eat about 6 or 7 that's what we do when we never drink tea we ask black people about tea they say I don't want tea I don't drink tea that's what they'll say I know it's a full meal yeah you taste like what I mean.

I used to listen to my man, they used to say, "I can't, you go out, Dave, no, I've got to go and have some tea, get me some tea, how long did it take? I didn't." You even realize it was a full meal so you know it's something I have tea now, but you had tea at 5:00 and you had tea on the island at 5:00 and you had yes, but that. it would be that you wouldn't need it again at seven you could have tea and toast or lat cereal you'll never get bitten you'll never get bitten on Friday or Saturday night they'll give you a chip if that's the case that tea if you're not going to eat anything then that's dinner but chip Chips were 22p Chips were 22p that's what that's what they're basically chips with yeah cheap you you I mean cheap dinner you know it's like 20 22p I'm not going to anymore eat chippy why not I already want to eat chips at chippies.

I have chips at home. Well, you won't be able to get in as mayor of Manchester. Why would you want to? Yes, but your fries won't taste as good as French fries. No, but I have. like you could make them on that fire, now you can make all kinds of Italian Italian restaurant, what was it that Jos B and Grill a deep fryer? Have you used the fryer? Yeah I love the air fryer bro have you used it? no, I have one seen SE, there is something there, something in the air, fry, but what is a deep fryer, so you don't use oil, basically?

No, you just put that kind of greased paper on it. Blowing, it's like a microwave. yeah, no, it's like it's basically a B oven, a smaller, easier version, you can make a fully cooked chicken in there, yeah, an air fryer chicken. I thought I was going to think about it because I love chicken, you know what I mean, but like it's chicken. Tonight, actually, yeah, you feel like a big chicken, don't forget to sizzle and sauce S. Can you put that ACC on and then again for us one last time? Beautiful. I don't remember what it was.

As it did? I don't remember how. The adver started um, but how many takes when you do that dance and obviously everyone laughed, no, the dance was something at the end, yeah, of course, I know, you know, at the end they just said, just cross, sing, I feel like a chicken tonight I eat chicken tonight, right, but there was a sizzle and a buzz that was Phil and I would have been great in that ad, you'll be on the train, don't get our new Masala sauce Chicken with Masala sauce like chicken sizzling by whoever out and you know, I had to learn that lady voice and it was a lot of fun to do, it was a lot of fun to do, well done, well done, you know what I mean, well done, well done, well, it was just said well done for finish.

Well, I don't like the afternoon shoot. Do you like it? Do you like it? Yes, I like it. I feel more relaxed. Yes. Pull my trap. It's over. I'm going to miss my tea. And now that?