The Deal (2008) | Full Comedy Movie | William H. Macy | Meg Ryan | LL Cool J | Jason Ritter

use it again. How's your wife, Pam, right? We used to do yoga together. I'll be the first to admit that this story has holes. Like... Where have you been for three days, but you know what? You can work on that part, on the plane on the way home. Does your mom still live in Chicago? Yes. -Are your parents still together? -Yeah. Where are you going? To have my own room, Charlie. You don't practice yoga, right? -Have. -Yes, but not with... No. Good for you. Good for me. Will I see you at the premiere? I will be if you send me a ticket.

Thanks thanks. Goodbye Deidre. Oh baby, you're crying! Okay, send a draft in a month? Bye, you really took one for the team. For him. Bye! -See you in Los Angeles! -See you in Israel! Goodbye Lionel, Levi! The car engine starts] I read a script and I really think you'd like it. He is a Russian mathematician. He is in your way, nothing happens. And he's really important, a bunch of guys who theorize about numbers... Huh? I think we should work together. We are a good team. Bern and Hearn. It sounds like a vaudeville act. You are very smart.

And I'm crazy, that's a good balance. What do you want Charlie? I'll have a vodka and tonic if you get up. I want to work together, as partners. Listen, what I need to know is that when the going gets tough, can I please put my seat back? -No. -Yeah. Could you give us just a few seconds? No, we don't need a few seconds. Would you change with me? I'm in 5A. He doesn't want to change seats, Charlie. He is a grown man, I think he can decide for himself. Come on, please take a seat, his assigned seat.

You know we have to work together a lot, we have to get this

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out there. -Go and sit in your seat. What if I can get the Rolex? It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. I didn't want to eavesdrop but I couldn't help but listen to you and your friend, now my son-in-law has written a script. And I think you might find it fascinating. It's set during the 1996 Cricket World Cup and... Come on guys. You have to move these cars. Well, thanks Charlie. We had some fun, huh? Bobby's kidnapping. Are you sure this is what you want to do?

Well, you had your fun, you told your jokes, the show was over. -Time to go home. -I do not want to go back home. Because? There is a jacaranda growing in my pool. I can't be your home, Charlie. -Canada? -No. Then why? Charlie, when we started this, I thought you were a joke. And then I thought you were fine, crazy. And then I thought that you... are probably the bravest person I've ever met. Thank you. I think you are brave too. No, I'm not done, because then I realized that you are not, that you are not brave, that you are detached. -I know... -I'm not done...

Because... It takes guts, you know, it takes guts to want something and love something. Excuse me, can I put those bags in the car? Yes, thank you, thank you. And to pursue it, it takes some guts. I finished. Hi Charlie... I love what we did together. Wait wait! Wow! Oh Lord! Are you OK? Oh!... Oh my God! What did you do? I was trying to be brave. Oh Charlie, jumping in front of a car isn't brave! Don't yell at me, I'm hurt! -Are you okay, sir? -No, I'm fine, really. So are you hurt or are you okay?

I'm a little hurt. So what were you thinking? I did not want you to leave. What's up, stop! I thought we needed a more dramatic gesture. Oh Charlie... Oh my God... Can I ask you something? Filmmaker to filmmaker. That? As I did? Well, it's a start. We can always fix it in the post. I got hurt a little. Where where? This is a mosquito bite, Charlie. -No, I just... -You had it when we left Africa -I'm bruised. -Where are you bruised? Multiple places I would really like to show you. Where did you hit the hardest? Do you really want to know?

So, that's my joke. Now here's the joke. "Bill and Ben" was nominated for seven Golden Globes. Ian Chadwick was shame

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y ignored. This was an exciting project for the studio. I have always been personally fascinated with Benjamin Disraeli since college. Is that your daughter? Oh my God, no! He was hoping to sleep with her tonight. Thank you. Nigel Bland won best supporting actor. Linda was nominated for costumes. If you want to know about the

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, watch it, it's all on the screen. It's got it all: ripped bodice, paddle, sex appeal. And my nephew Lionel was nominated for his first screenplay.

I'm very happy to be here and I love Los Angeles. And I'm really proud of this movie. The Berns and Hearn production team has just hired Philip Seymour Hoffman to play Pafnuti Dobovich, the famous Russian mathematician, would you take our photo? We are buying it. -It does not work. -It does not work? The Suez Canal was incomparable. He has a great sense of humor and loves to break the rules. Interesting, really interesting. Fiona, what are you wearing? -I wear Bear Solomon. -Oh super! Deidre and I had to make a difficult decision: change my house or move.

We moved in, it's got a nice pool and a tree, and Bobby Mason, well, actually, he's Mohamed Mokara now, anyway... Mohamed and his wife are coming over for dinner next week. And Deidre is going to make baba ganoush. And by the way, no one asked me, that tuxedo I'm wearing is an Edgar Pomeroy.