The Co-Op Cursed Halo Experience

okay, no one enters the hell I lived through, this is not good, do you have grenades? No, I won't let you go, let go, before you kill me, God, like alien weapons. They are much better, yes it's usually the other way around, I prefer to use the human weapons, but the covenant weapons in this are much better or more fun, at least banshee, can you drive it? Just ignore the hunters, ignore the hunters, oh my God, yeah. we get a banshee we can shortcut there i think they're too fast for their own good oh i wonder something quad laser oh let's pick it up and see if you have to carry it yeah oh it's the cube you smell the cube oh well i'm going to make a deal, okay, no, Jordan, no, I teleported you here.

I'm so angry, I'm not that happy, I didn't know I was going to do that, I died, oh my god, I was so close to my checkpoint it went south. quickly just go to the top just go to the top the door should be open by now everyone should be dead by now oh I see the banshee yeah let's move on to the

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control center insult to injury what that was I don't even know for a second I thought it was a grenade twice in a row but it was a nuclear bomb. I don't know for a second.

I thought mass, oh okay, we're on a guilty spark. Now shoot bandages and loot war dance steps part-time, 15 minutes, right? I think we can do it um maybe look at them all running oh why didn't we do it oh we got four grenades it was just one grenade what was that? I don't know right, the next grenade I got right, plus d20, okay, oh wow! I launch a plasma throwing flashbang a little annoyed that you're still in combat apparently I'm a teammate in combat get out of combat I swear I'm not fighting anything true I'm in the elevator there finally christ don't die oh my the controller's battery is the point is dying ah no it's back on my controller look how much bloodier it is wait why don't we have a blunderbuss yeah what's that?

Just the default weapon of the scene maybe we'll see what happens to Jenkins, like where is he jenkins even looking I don't know what's going on soldier wait keys he has a gun wait oh no what's going to happen in this cut scene copy and bulldozer get your ass back up to the second squad position and find out what hell is going on, I don't have time for your lip soldier, I'll give you an orange, listen, what's waiting, let him have it canonically, that's what happened with the keys , that's why we didn't play that mission, oh my god, he knew what was going to happen.

It happened, so it just came out no, just, there are no doors this way, cubes, what is this, what do I see in that magazine, what a drop I want to try it real quick, I want it back, though yeah, I'll return it only? unmodded

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1 gun what the heck im dying thanks forever what a part time 25 minutes uh i dont know how long it took i want to go over this as quickly as possible im still playing with the d20s but im still running This is because that this mission is probably the least fun of all the Halo games.

Oh, I think they threw some grenades too. D20 around here, I'll happily take it. Oh, back up, I don't know. Wait, let me damn it, the recoil sword. Not Jordan. can you have it this time i need a saline enema for my hard stuff bad wait we have one we have a speed here in our test test bye jordan I'm on the other side of the map wait you're not I'm going to do it, damn it's all blue, yeah, that's what I was seeing last time, oh, oh, oh God, don't cut my screen, because because I'm looking at you in a closed area, uh, everything I see is fine, it's fine, I can tilt it like this and then no okay turn right camera camera please turn right right I um yeah, it's the same for me, turn your head back a little bit yeah, just start turning your head forward I don't know which way forward you see my green arrow uh oh wait it's okay, just head, head, it's going the right way, it's okay, I was able to do it, it's okay, it's normal now, I got mixed up, stop, why is it doing that?

Do what we are. I'll try to like it. and now he has to turn around to be able to move on, yeah it's a little strange, look what you get, I'll disable the safety lock, damn, I just thought of something, how are we doing, yeah, my character wouldn't get up, hopefully. that speeds up that piece oh it's this part where we have to go underneath there are a lot more boomers in heroic I grew some trees I think I'm actually stuck I think you have to go back to the checkpoint because we can't get through that unless the trees they just disappear, I don't think they do, I think you trapped us on the side of the rock, I died, I think this is it, by the way, the final part you go to, uh, good question, I don't know, damn , oh, it depends on You're okay, I was there, I don't know why it wasn't activating, it's just that everyone left with you, is that true?

More or less technically, this installation spell has a maximum effective radius of 25,000 light years, but once others follow suit. This galaxy will be pretty devoid of life or at least any life with enough violence to sustain the flood, but you already knew that, I mean, how could you not leave out that little detail? Shooting? Oh, you turned it right. One shot, changes the race. Holy yeah, don't use your missiles because you just explode, betrayal, I teleported to you, damn Jordan, I didn't know this, that, that, I didn't know it was an option, the civilians of Seville are made to spin almost instinctive frozen cocky okay are you jealous what are you jealous oh i have a drink oh now energy minecraft drinking noises jordan come here are you seeing what i'm seeing i see a crashed pelican it's You might not kill him, what's going on?

What is a floating pig? What back to the future? Have you ever had a dog fight with a flying car? Uh, no, no, I don't think it did, well, it's yours, now, this thing goes in, I don't have any ammo for anything, actually, what? I guess it's not this confusing noises. What hit me? I don't turn around and just ex like dead uh hang in there Jordan uh he really crashed that's what crashed him we got Rick rolled in a crash uh I guess reloading a checkpoint, what was the charge done, I don't understand, we have to um we have to reload like exit and restart the mission you may have never seen that but also this is my first time playing modded so if you don't we might be skipping oh no I was wondering when it will happen oh my god we can't let the monitor activate we have to stop it we have to destroy halo according to my analysis of this I mean this is where this is just this is going to blur into the paths down the right this mission um keys just go go to the end okay we'll show like why so if you hadn't heard uh damn halo apparently uh it just skips the mission keys because it's buggy or something I don't know I don't know it's like I've never seen any damn halo key game, yeah, there's no intro scene for a thing, uh, we're just like here. uh there's a blunderbuss right here I can't pick it up uh we have our weapons that do things this door open this door open there's some plasma here active camouflage throwing a grenade no what oh wait that's the wrong thing wait it's just oh these are just normal grenades , so yeah, we'll just skip the keys because I don't think it's done uh um, yeah, uh, well, that's just a flat texture down there, okay, yeah, we're just white, so why you. don't touch the keys in

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halo it's just buggy it doesn't work final darkness is near it's okay i was like i was about to say it's like i'm pretty sure damn like there aren't supposed to be keys and

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halo but to be fair , I think it's like a canon and a cursed halo because Captain Keys shot himself.

Oh yeah, how are we going to destroy the generators? I hope I just put in some normal rocket launchers or maybe I think I have an idea how to do it. if it didn't it's just the normal halo one scene and then no sure why not it wasn't even close it just exploded in the air uh over a battery rifle grenade that actually seemed to match the environment , it's just a building a ship exploding guns bouncing well, that was actually probably very useful we live we live I leave the house for a few days and look what happens I think there's nothing strange about this scene except that us holding the grenade gives us time enough to get to a lifeboat and put some distance between them, this could be like a nice miniature here, in no time, how much firepower would you need to break one of the engine shields, maybe not a well placed grenade , but why, okay, I know what I'm doing.

I'm doing it for the miniature. I know what I'm going to do for the thumbnail. Hey, this time you really hit something different than last time when we played this mission. You know what you're not wrong. Drop some active camouflage. I'm going for me. I have bad news, we're going to have to arch it. I have an idea. Wait until it arrives. The first step is complete. We have a direct shot at the fusion reactor. We need an explosion of the catalyst to destabilize the magnetic container. Well, I have an idea. Okay, that worked on that one, maybe you'll get lucky with a group plasma grenade, yeah, that worked well, plasma works, that's pretty clever with the rocket launcher.

I didn't think about that because I don't know how many more plasmas you have. I got, oh, that would have been so much fun, that worked, no, I fell too, it's open, you're a little too far to the left, dead, I had a panic shot, it's open, you were too high, not that job, oh , uh, d20 gave me a big plasma blast well that didn't work that didn't work my plasma duck didn't work your grenade hey are you up? I'll go up and do the rocket launcher again since the rocket launcher conveniently doesn't have it I have it like this oh you I have it d20 it gives me a nice explosion oh no oh okay nevermind buddy okay then boar race we're going to have to see what pigs are available, I have to try the hardest one, it would be like Hogwarts, oh my nation, it's probably quite difficult.

I have to worry about focusing on that, yes, but I mean you know this is already a little difficult with a common wild boar that depends on pigs. What have they done to you? They based it on the dependent Robin, the three-wheeled, three-car car. you know what I'm trying with the pig, you'll probably succeed with the hoglet, so, like this, yes, perfectly, then my goodness, this mission, this game, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, your discretion is advised, do it.