THE CHEESY BOI COMETH | Far Cry 5

Didn't that stupid teacher start talking about how the ar15 should be banned so I told her to shut her mouth before hey this is private property? You damn liberals love to live in a standard Earth state. I'll tell you what a cheeseburger, God bless America. spoiler alerts this is your spoiler alert so don't say I didn't warn you at all 5 you tuned in, son of a, the story of a low-level assistant who tries to defeat a crazy crusader in his cults while surviving a voracious wildlife and enjoying the fresh mountain air of Big Sky Montana. I really like this Montana wilderness.

I can really connect with the outdoors and not worry about people and transportation. I was talking to why did you do it? This pastor named Joseph Seed has taken over a giant chunk of Montana called Hope County with his religious cult followers and it's completely cut off from the outside world, you know what that means, it means the roads have been closed, it means The phone lines have been cut, meaning there are no signs to get an address. valid but mostly it means we're all wait wait wait wait couldn't you just say that first? why did you have to say all those other things?

I thank you all for not wasting my time and it is up to you to crush this manic operation by eliminating three of his brothers and arresting anyone who is a member of his congregation, called the Eden's Gates project or as the locals formally call them Peggy's Peggy's. You are supposed to achieve this by freeing local civilians, destroying cult properties, liberating cult outposts, and completing story missions all in an effort to build a resistance, we need to build resistance, what that really means is that you are awake until you get too big. It's a pain to ignore that the cult kidnaps you, the plot progresses and then you fight your way out so you can climb even higher and continue being the beer-drinking, hard-charging trucker and sinner that you are, so I hear this damn Baba wants to ban flavor. sauces and, unlike the taste, fail Bannon in my United States, like I need your stupid tool tip.

The taste of Bannon soaks into my hair, United States of America, but before you can eliminate this Bradley Cooper Johnny Depp-looking passerby, you have three of the brothers and their counterparts. regions to crush first with Jacob to the north John to the west faith to the east and you can do it in any order because everyone plays a different role but they all have the same goal souls don't harvest themselves I was actually going to light this on fire but that one That's pretty sad advice, eh, here it is again. Souls don't harvest themselves, can't you read the sign, there you go?

I went into Walter White's operation on faith because she produces massive amounts of this drug called happiness, which I can only describe as hyperspeed meth that makes you trip, so the point where you can't tell if something around you is real or just an illusion oh, you thought he was a bear psyche sinner, you thought he's actually a bison, you think he's a drug addict, no, he's a dog, he's a cougar, narf, he's a pronghorn. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're not real, you're made of black fairy dust or something, so our survey says fairy dust, there we go, I want to be. human not really whoa whoa Wolverine, take it easy, did you just see that woman disappear into a dumpster?

I don't care so I have to admit I didn't really like her character she was kind of like I just got bullied once to make my drug addiction okay who had been ostracized by our community believe friends, oh god this is not going to be another bully hunter thing, let me skip this, let me smash, she's probably the funniest sister because some of these hallucinations in bliss are just me. I don't know what's going on man, but I'm okay with it. No, I don't think I'll buy this. I don't think he'll buy it. He walks down the road.

Oh, he buys it. You're dumb as a box of rocks, it was in your region where I learned the ins and outs of the wildlife that lives in the wild because there's always something running around trying to eat you or leave you with some high quality cougar Luke, don't do it. make me do this, okay, be it technology, yeah, it's scary, run away, big dumb cat, oh it's a skunk, I thought it was a raccoon, I was like raccoons don't spray things you like, they don't even I can tell if they are poisoning me. o I'm tripping over this, but it's so much more than just setting a bunch of bees and bears on fire because animal skins sell for a lot of cash, it's like the game forces you to become a poacher.

Sorry buddy, this hurts me more than it hurts you a lot from the bullets. Otherwise I wouldn't do it this way, but these eight gears are not cheap. I don't think you understand how well trained these bytes are, here we go, thanks, you can even use the meat. from prey animals to attracting larger predators that are the most valuable and I never thought I'd say this about a tool, but this baiting technique is almost too good, so what if I throw it right in front of the sign? I assume it will be here. Oh, that works.

I didn't think it would be so easy. I thought it was like waiting five minutes. He is here. That's me. Yeah, let me try to throw it near these big noses to see if. he will ignore the bait and go for them no way, no way, Ubisoft, you don't see a bear out of nowhere, come on buddy, get down, buddy, keep rolling, keep rolling down the hill, this bait is so fair. I don't think you understand such a fair technique of hunting wildlife clearly clearly bad Wolverine why are you here before you call me a bad person for exterminating wildlife to buy a bunch of fancy guns?

Rest assured, I didn't spend anything on outfits because I wear the Rainbow Six castle skin even though I'm white, which I guess in a weird way would make me kind of a White Castle sinner. You know, I have to say that I'm not even angry. Look at this, my shoulders are wide. true, I look yoked, the lighting is perfect, what more could I ask for better? Buckle up piggies, there's a new sinner in town, actually in my hair, take her alive. Is there a difference between a heretic and a nanny? Yeah, just look at this heretic he looks like. like you could headbutt a rock and the rock would start crying about the headbutting thing.

I'd really like to give the shop owners a concussion in this game given how high their prices are, but you can't just keep selling them your lude, immediately murdering them, and then taking it back so you have to pay the dough or find equipment at through story mode. You know, I could teach you a life lesson if you're interested, like how to set prices. You, she will just leave this cash on her counter. Are you working in prison? Will your DS let me get away with this? You just don't even care. I understand. I guess it's not right.

Welcome to Montana and then I moved on to John. in the West who's in charge of the resources, reduce the torture, reduce the motivational speeches and he's basically Daniel Bryan outside of the WWE yeah, yeah, the power, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, is it as fun as Faith? No, so who wants to go first, not me, which one doesn't? someone has to choose I'm going to be honest with you that's a note from my dog ​​that's going to be a no for me no no good practice no promise no say yes a lot yes okay we out here are really heretical hours here Come on, you made a good freedom, those people at John's cleaning, won't be very happy about it, but, frankly, he can go himself.

Is he the easiest brother to kill? Maybe yes, actually yes, you don't care, no, I said, no one, what's the one? Great thing, may God have mercy on your soul. I beat faith in about six hours and I beat John in about two and I'm pretty sure it's because I finally mastered the gun game, let's try that again babe, oh you can't guarantee I didn't. I know you can, hell, damn it, Peggy, in a typical binary way, there are categories of combat that I like to call stealth, so I learn that you can do it pretty easily if you spot everyone with your binoculars here and then you can walk around still. , God.

I haven't been detected yet, mission accomplished and a completely separate and unrelated category I'm calling yet I've got it, I've got it keep calm guys, stay calm I'm a trained professional, subtlety is my specialty, okay, everything works. Sam Fisher's stealth mode makes everything easier and faster. because being detected turns a three minute job into a ten minute job when the enemies call for reinforcements, but you know I don't mind making things harder if it means I can explode, you know what the Lord gives and the Lord ? Remove I call this a bible drop, you can suppress almost anything in the game so I ran with a DMR and a 50 Cal because the ARS and submachine guns feel like shooters with unjustifiable recoil, okay let's play the game called why you shouldn't have your firing squad in the middle of a field, what do we learn?

Just rest assured, there's no shortage of weapons to make Montana hell for everyone, but you like remote-mounted c4 RPGs, geez, and even a classic stick. dynamite, this may be the first time this has been said in the state of Montana, but you are yes, the further you go in the game, the cooler you unlock it and some things are deadlier than you expect. I'm looking at you legendary. slingshot thanks Herc, you think that scares me after what I went through. Jacob was the last brother I killed and I was pleasantly surprised that the sequence of him reminded me of the sunken place of going out alone instead of floating in a purgatory.

Recomplete Cod's CQB test because this is possibly more complicated than everything else above with faith. I just hope the gas comes out of nowhere and says there is no ice. Your fruit killing skills are remarkable. Do you know what those ex-military guys are? who constantly talk about being alpha when in reality they are psychotic and cannot adapt to life in a civilian environment. That's Jacob. If you play the game after watching this video, start with this region because it has the best companions in the entire game. and we're not just talking about, oh look, now you have a dog, no, no, no, no, no, we're talking about a bear named cheeseburger, now we had a bear here named cheeseburger, a local celebrity who actually He had a soft spot for Chad. barbecue, but he has diabeetus, so we put him on a liquid salmon diet.

If I told you everything I love about cheeseburgers, this video would be an hour long, just know that he is the cutest and deadliest companion ever and somehow stays stealthy like the enemies. I don't even wonder why a huge bear is running around and that's just a drop in the bucket in terms of its usefulness so I change my keys n F don't eat me in the blue corner we got a six foot black and eight, it doesn't matter. if you don't want to fight you're disqualified, well, Wolverine's taxi fight, I don't know if I'd call that a fight, but at least he didn't run away, well, some meat there briefly, boy, he got some meat for yours, No.

He doesn't really want that at all Hey, why are you looking at me and smacking your lips like I have a snack for you or am I the snack? Hopefully it's not the sandwich outsider Irving with the no-look fade J ball oh Sorry, cheeseburger doesn't mean doing that to you. I will never let that happen again. I swear, it's okay, I admit it, I'm sorry, but I know you can handle it. You're like an 800 pound rubber ball, please don't do it. Don't give me a cheeseburger, that would be really bad or not. I guess it'll just revive me.

I guess that's how companions work. Nobody is going to test that medical miracle. I really like how every member of the resistance always says, "Oh my god, cheeseburger." the one who frees the entire county from him, like who would be more important, a guy who frees an entire county from impending, imminent doom or a cutesy guy. I guess he's a

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guy, but there's a unique human companion that walks up and her name is her, Junior, no. to be mistaken for his father Herc Sr., who certainly isn't the best father in the world, you see that pile of disappointment there praying, that's my loin, wounded fruit, Junior, dumber than a cold bucket, your son, look at me, you're dumber than a box. waiting, Junior, is this your proof that you can't take care of him?

He's just as redneck as they are and I mean in the best way possible, not to mention his specialty is flying with his rat 4, he's the coolest saw in the world. all of Montana's dead ass outta there, man, you don't have to worry about a thing, man, I got a nine-step plan to get on this truck, man, step one, enjoy your day, hum, like a party, gotta that one coming, step two, pray for Someone else to solve my problem, okay, I guess, I guess we're just throwing beers, so, I just remembered step three, we take it from behind, just like my grandfather did in the Second World Warwith all those foreign prostitutes.

Okay, you see that watchtower. let's go up it's about the zipline man, let's go ziplining there, sneak a bottle, night ninjas, okay since we're still in stealth mode, yeah, this is what I love about it, just when I'm about to fire them. already explodes, luckily you can have multiple companion slots so you don't have to choose between cheeseburger and Herc because why not both? Now there are guns for hire that are like generic civilians that you can recruit as squad mates, but most of them suck and have no characters so I left them all out together Tyler, why can't you just give it to me for free?

I'm like the coolest guy in Montana. The overall story missions are pretty cool, like smashing drug pallets and basking in happiness defending a giant cabin while blasting, breaking free, crumbling the giant Joseph statue to the ground, retrieving a big truck with a mounted machine gun, drug-fed animal eradication with RPGs tell me, okay, I feel like it shouldn't be stealth. I don't know why I tried to stop this for so long because the puncher will do it faster unless I get high in my mind like you. You're fine, but I don't want to kill myself with Splash Damage either.

Okay, I can't believe this is a pistol slot, the way the pickguard is on your pistols. Do you think he will continue if I can hit him? I bounced it with a rock yes, I'm hitting it oh no oh oh God this is going to be bad this is going to be cows everywhere Oh I'm supposed to fight oh I feel so bad now I feel very, very bad however some missions where the basis was to find five of this or make 20 of that. We're just stupid like you think Asaph would know that doing something over and over again is crazy, but I guess I never told you the definition.

The game can be much faster and much easier if you know the vehicles, it should be no surprise that you can play the entire game abusing planes and helicopters, but I stopped with cars and a TV so I could have that true Montana experience and I don't have nothing against tropical islands or the Himalayas, but Montana is the best playground ever Colbert talk about girls talk about the real West Virginia my mom take me home on the country road if you're not a fan of things with engines, the Nifty hook and wingsuit mechanic / I can make navigating Hoke County a breeze, just be careful with the heights because it doesn't take much to snap your femurs in half.

You know, I hate being one of those people who says she'd rather be doing hexes. but I'd rather be on an ATV as if something brings me back to the off-road fury of the ATV, and I really can't wait to get back to the dirt. I am not going to directly recommend the use of drugs when taking these consumables, but I will go with the flow. a wild turkey flying in a wingsuit and doing a slide with a rocket launcher is so much fun, no one knows. I'm no zoologist, but I'm pretty sure that will make barking probably not a good idea, but seeing the White Castle here. is paralyzed.

I really want to see for science how many hits with my bare hands it takes to kill a bear, unless I know. I guess the cheeseburgers he's going to make, the heavy load toss, the chokeslam, knocking him out, ruin the ending for you. but I definitely didn't like it, I really felt like I was choosing between a sandwich and a sandwich with a side dish, but then I thought Montana was the perfect setting. I enjoyed every second of all the guns, they feel and sound exceptional. reloading and explosions included, there are amazing characters and only a handful of times did I really feel worried.

I'm getting bored. Obama loves the load of lib. The AI ​​is honest, which improves the experience profusely. Hey, hey, get out of the way. I did not do it. say, get in front of my car, I'm really going to let our ending ruin all that greatness. Oh Battle Cry V is a religiously fueled, drug-fueled blast that I would gladly play again just once with more Herc and more cheeseburger and history and That's It. I'd like to thank you so much for watching and be sure to tune in next time when I get drunk on moonshine and make out with my sister.