The birth of my son!

Okay, I know my water broke, there's no quick bait, this is not a drill, both truckers, I'm having this baby, what gives you meiotic fluid, skip ahead, maybe 10 seconds, I'll look in the bed and you'll see. a lot of fluid that is a Buick fluid and it gushed out of me and spread all over the floor on the way to the bathroom. I was there because of the horrible thing last night. I was crying, I couldn't sleep. He was just tired and exhausted and he was like just. Well, I want to have this baby. I guess the mute girl heard me because her water just broke.

I am feeling a great attraction to smoke. I called my doctor and he told me to go to the hospital. I haven't packed my bag, we don't have a name for our. son, we haven't chosen a pediatrician, we're not ready, it's December 10th and our baby wasn't supposed to be born until January 1st, we're not ready at all. I thought this baby was going to be late. I thought the first team to arrive would do it. It'll be like Christmas maybe a couple of days before Christmas it'll definitely be gone right now I don't know how to function I need to pack I need to be ready to go I can't just wander around the house we have to get into the hospital right now and I'm wandering around the house like a maniac, say goodbye to this belly, this is the last time you will see this tongue, which is why I feel like most moms in my position would rush to the hospital during the entire contraction. oh man, I had a plan: go to the doctor on Tuesday and say: how soon can you induce me?

Do you think you could induce me? the day before Christmas, it's long before Christmas, the baby wants to leave the doctor. oh man, oh, this hurts. Anyway, yeah, I'm vlogging, I'm straightening my hair, I'm taking my time contracting, okay, a couple minutes apart for this guy, so this could be the end of the next one if I could have a baby in arms I have no idea what we do. We're on our way to the hospital. I have contractions very often and they hurt and things come out. I am not babies, but liquid things. You're ready, but I'm not really ready, like he doesn't have a name.

We don't have anything like I didn't pack a bag I forgot I wish I didn't have underwear Like I didn't pack anything This is a disaster go to the hospital I'll try to keep you informed but come on Be honest I'm in the middle of having a baby and I don't have camera equipment , it's me, honey, and we're focusing on having a baby, so we'll see what happens, but this is crazy, I hate it so much. I hate it more than anything in the world, well I'm in labor, contractions hurt a lot easier, I wonder what that feels like, they really aren't fun but it all feels like goodbye because I stray from the instruction feeling like it does a few days on a blog.

It was like it had to be like this, I was going to make the video of my hospital bag, well what's in your hospital? um you know, just a casual day here at the office because once people know that I'm in labor, this vlog sees it in labor, but I'm so sleepy from the painkillers that I have that I'm literally trying to edit into the microphone and then you shake your head and then I'll start a random twitch. I'll have Rachel and Eric running towards me and I'm my laptop is still in my lab but I'm still editing that way.

You can see it well. I can see your beak. I am 60 centimeters dilated. You have to have a tendency to expel the baby. I thought the nerves had been like this for an hour and already an epidural, judge me all you want. I have a lot less pain so I'm very excited and an excited baby, he says get me out of here and the doctor said he has a lot of hair. She felt that the little hairs on her had healed well. -looking at the shoulder, yeah, it's great and it's like for a second like half a second, well, it's her in the hospital, her feet in her labor, it's not funny, no, I'm sorry for your peanuts.

I don't like that peanut where we have a peanut. between I don't like the paint, I just feel a lot of amniotic fluid coming out easily and dripping down my button, you know, when I say his ass breaks before everything was thank you, Charles pounces, he's been the least your artist inside, that's just what I do. I'm trying to cause a lot of pain but she's rocking it and she's rocking it so we weren't supposed to have a baby for three weeks and I finally fell asleep last night at like 2:30 3:00 in the morning and 5:30 a.m.

Lillian shakes me awake and I immediately sit up because it was weird saying are you okay and she says my water broke and I just looked at her for 10 seconds here we are at 8 centimeters and she's going to be pushing quite a bit. soon right below you know, oh my gosh, I'm literally going to be like this. It's so weird. I can feel this. I hold on to my vagina. You are really doing very well. They said it's normal. Although for this one this means that she is having a contraction and that's it. like these are all her contractions, yeah, so this is real time and you can see the minutes up here.

She was 12, so now she's going down how we approach a monitor instead of helping you, you told the cat guys my water. The book was like, what was that easy? I went into the bathroom. I know we will get you all the food once the baby comes out. Your epidural can do that. Corey's hair is the best you've ever had. We had it in the fort at home preparing it for the mothers. come say hi, okay, I'm all set for contractions one, two, three, you're doing beautiful, you did it guys, no, you still did it, that's all that matters, that's how we sleep great, your first food after the baby was born.

Of course, it has to be on, oh my god, Bernie Cuties' computer.