The BEST of Season 26 On The Graham Norton Show Part Two

it's one of those things you can't hide everywhere you go you're the doctor well it's okay because these guys didn't know what it was yes you could hide backstage yes it's interesting it's kind of interesting

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icularly a british one but strangely it

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s that you can't predict a demographic is that it's all over the world and so the reason you're going well so you know I'm walking through this place I don't need my hat and then the strangest moment will happen and you carry on, maybe they'll recognize to Moe, but if you're me, you have a slight narcissism.

Do you think everyone recognizes you? That's such a shameful thing. I read this yesterday to all the Jews, that's right. I always have to say Oh anyway. Well, basically what happened, so I stood on the Oxford tube platform, yeah, and I always have them, so you know, like a glass coupe, you know, you like it instead of going to a cafe and drinking a new cup. I carry a glass one that is then washed and re-malated, so I got my empty cup and stood in front of things and an older gentleman was walking towards me on the platform.

He was alone, I just want to get on the subway. I recognized that then he had his arm extended and his arm came into my space and the subway platform was full and it's a bit I don't know, I just received the candle. He was getting a little aggressive unnecessarily and actually what he was doing was when I saw, I thought you wanted money. I was like some made eye contact. I can tell this story. You can't hide, you can't ask, I mean, but yeah, I mean, I've seen you in a gym like a public gym, so do it.

You get upset all the time, all the time, yeah, how did you get out the window? How do you exercise in the gym? There are people who help me constantly. Just be nice, say hello and move around, but fame is fun. Okay, so you have that story for yourself, which will be like a constant reminder of how great fame is, but also like it doesn't have the stress that you have, because I think the thing is if you're 5 years old. or 6 and you have a hat on and dress like a teenager most of the time with a baseball cap and headphones on your head.

I take the bus and I take the bus on the subway every day because I'm not in anyone's eye line is like that, but I imagine there's something about if it's you, you can't, Kevin has had a strange fan, have you had a strange fan, well what if you're three foot two? How do you deal with that? - Sorry, nerd, I mean, when it comes to Harry Potter, I'm a huge nerd, we know because you posted this because this year 12 or 13 12 or 13 here this is Margot Robbie, look how long Harry Potter is in hardcover . You know what's

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icularly pathetic about this photo a couple of things really allow you to point out number one it's my birthday this is how I chose to spend my birthday what was in the car number two I'm drinking tea number three I'm even wearing glasses although I don't need glasses, le I lied to the optometrist because I wanted to have glasses, what were you going to do?

Harry Potter finally no, I love Harry Potter, just to move on to read the last one, okay, so not just ours, but me. I started doing them, do it lying down and are you kidding me? So you've read one, two, six and you haven't read seven. Yeah, I don't know, are you actually kidding? Baby bear for twins. I will not be able to sleep. Tonight, worrying about life is a game, you mean, it's just that you keep it on edge. I mean, this is crazy to me. Do you know another fun fact? My husband is your thing.

Very sorry. I mentioned this. I'll stop kidnapping the I quit work because I'm not here, my husband is in the Harry Potter movies. I know I thought that if you had told me before we would have gotten married very quickly, but he was an extra, he said when he was a little boy, he's like one. from his slowness that aren't extras, you know when Draco pushes some kids out of the way to see Buckbeak in the third book, yeah, he pushes my husband. Have you noticed something about the British and the way they speak, that we make a funny thing is, no, I mean, I love all the regions, you're not going to get that scar, but I like that because there are so many accents in one country. so small, everyone puts on different voices when they do a little.

So yeah, yeah, but I had this thing where I was checking into a hotel and someone came out and said, "Oh mate, would you help me with your bags" and I thought they were doing a bit, I kept talking like that. I had to like it slowly. After he transitioned, I know that sounds like an exaggeration of his voice, but then I came back to the country several years later and they were on TV on Goggle Box because he was deaf and Dom from God, so they actually talked like that, I never knew . that was a real hotel yes you say right there yes he has written a book yes look under your seats I'm already upstairs before we talk about it I'm going to say it because it's true it's a very funny book I say it because Maybe initially don't be between parents when you start talking about what it's about, yes, anticipating my poor salesmanship because I tend to talk people off of anything that has to do with me, well, you're very kind to say it's a lot of fun , but now. you have to tell people what it's about okay and let me do some damage now so it's about a Gwyneth Paltrow movie called View From Above.

I mean, which one does she interpret as the stupidest. This is the publishing room where you saw this movie. It's a real movie. I saw yes yes yes it's a real movie well baccala I need to watch it literally you don't need to if you've seen any movie you've seen this movie it's very similar to all the movies he plays a worker manual, no I don't know what research she did, maybe at Whole Foods and dreams of becoming a flight attendant. She becomes one. That is the dilemma of the film. Can she be a stewardess and have a romantic relationship with Mark Ruffalo?

Oh yes, no, ask us. owner she has to hand out salted nuts this will ruin everything she has to prove that she is a nightmare what should she do? you are literally the opposite of being on the edge of your seats stop telling me the story that she manages to reconcile with Mark Ruffalo there are quite a few salty notes the end is a big shootout it ends and she kisses him but this is essentially some kind of academic reading like it's a classic I did, I saw this movie with my wife that's not a joke, someone might do it I chose that and this movie haunted me a lot, but it took me three years to exercise my system and I went through the book in forensic detail explaining why it is so important and I opened it with things from my life.

It's really very important to give this movie the respect it deserves. People haven't seen it. People aren't arguing about it. Can you believe this is the first book about this movie? Triceps people don't take it seriously. Does Gwyneth know about this? Yeah, she hasn't emailed me yet, she may be, you know, in the middle of cleaning up now, Sir Patrick Stewart, and you don't really use the surra much, sorry, so I've been calling you, you know, I shouldn't, you're supposed to know, that's fine, but no, I follow the example of Sir Ian, who we've both shared some time with, yeah, and he's very phlegmatic about all that, and I just know it's a great honor. , but it's not something. that I need to push when you bump into another sir when you're out and about, so you roll in sir circles?

So how do you become a lord? Well, Patrick, how well do you know it's a case of I got mine at Queen's. Birthday honors, but you reminded me that I had an encounter with a gentleman just a few weeks ago in Los Angeles, a rather fancy restaurant, in fact, extremely fancy, say what it is, they'll know it was the tower bar. I know you continue. I have a feeling this isn't going to work, so the four of us were sitting at a table about 15 minutes later, at the restaurant. Sir Paul McCartney. Wow nice. Paul and I have a very close relationship, but it has lasted for decades. him in 1964, no, when his girlfriend Jane Asher had told him that she loved Aston Martins.

He drove a beat-up old Ford, but Aston Martins were my dream car. She told him this and one night, yes, we found out that he was watching the

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. There was a knock on my door and I said yeah come in I'm there in my underwear yeah like that's useful I'm ready for you and the door opened there was Paul McCartney who I had never met before and this was in 1964, said Jane says. that you like Aston Martin here drives this Wow and threw a bunch of keys also cool and it was like now we were in the tower bar.

I feel less. He sees me and comes over, I get up and say hello. have a big hug in the restaurant and I'm very aware that all the tables are filled with this kind of thing and we talk for five or six minutes and he goes and sits down. Five minutes pass and he enters the restaurant, sir. Ringo Starr I swear they were they were oh they were at the same table they were the same yes well we are in the tower free food we finish early and I get up to leave and Paul gets up to say goodbye and we have a hug and this we have a hug, he says in my ear Do you know Ringo?

I've never met him, but I'm rego, come on, come here, wait a minute, he said Mr. Ringo, Mr. Patrick, Mr. Paul, hey, we have the knights of the round table.