The Best of Guillermo at NBA Media Day

hello everyone and welcome to a special sunday night edition of jimmy kimmel's live games tonight from orlando florida game six of the nba finals lakers look to shut down the irritating miami heat the heater looking match the series after delving into the sound. machine to beat the Lakers on Friday they have been annoying and persistent like a fly on the vice president's head this team I guess maybe the players just can't get enough of living in a Marriott patio I don't know, you know something People thought that the Heat didn't have a prayer in the series, but prayer may be on his side in the form of a convent full of nuns playing basketball.

Just ask these nuns who shoot hoops at Archbishop Carroll High School when school starts. They say it's time to have faith. and now with our heat in the playoffs, that has also added a lot of joy and excitement for our students, so we are ready to go, others will light the candles of the heat, the holy trinity of the butler, the spo and the holy hero. That has to be sacrilege, right, I'm serious, but they're pretty good, don't you imagine we should play with them? A bunch of nuns would kick our asses, sure, let's make it excluded by Sister Margaret Ann.

It's interesting, you already know them. The city in the series has its own rituals to win. When the Heat win, Miami fans bang their pots and here in Los Angeles, when the Lakers win, we smoke ours. That's our general. It has been an exciting series. It's been as exciting as a series in a bubble. without home games or fans it can be and we have also made some history tonight marks the 260th postseason game for lebron james, which is a new record that breaks that of his teammate laker derrick fisher lebron also has the record for most consecutive playoff games far ahead now, from utah jazz hall of famer john stockton, who still holds the record for most assists and shortest shortstops, you could almost see his envious penis there if one one of the events that I and many others look forward to every year is when we send

guillermo

to

media

day this is when all the reporters get together to talk to all the players

guillermo

have you been doing this for how many years have you been like 10 years 10 years he is usually the beauty of basketball but this year, of course, we couldn't send guillermo to

media

day because we love him too much, so to fill that void we gathered guillermo's

best

moments from media day along over the years and we chronicled his long search for the elusive LeBron I'm here for. my exclusive interview with wayne dwayne wayne how are you dwayne wait doing wayne yes wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait yes how do you spell wd w that's what I say wait you said wayne wayne yes and what is wait wait w-a-d-e yeah okay , wait, are you aiming to win it?

Yes, hello, it's me, William, I'm here in oh oklahoma for the NBA finals, Mr. James Hutter, why the beer? Why aren't they just mustaches? Yes what the you said? Why beer? Why not? just mustache look the mustache is sexier are you excited for uh for a threesome why for a threesome um three years in a row oh yes three times three times yes yes yes but I would be excited for either one hi hi it's fun being canadian uh , I'm not Canadian, no, it's okay, thank you very much, Mr. Fisher, you have important questions, what do you think of the movie sex in the city?

I've never seen her, I don't know what she's talking about. Well, do you want to go see it, look, it's about four girls, they go in the middle, it's samantha kerry, charlie and miranda and carrie wear shoes there, you know, the shoes are very cheap for 20, she bought like 20 pairs of shoes, but Then Miranda, what are you doing right? They're going to dance, they're drinking and when you know, when you're drinking, anything can happen, yeah, there you go, it gets a little wild, I cry when Carrie kisses her ex-boyfriend, oh, okay, yeah, that was great. and I felt bad for Mr.

Big, good luck, Mr. Kevin Garnett, thank you, thank you very much, we're done, one, two, three, let it go, let it go, uh, fat man, prepare your face, fat man, boo, your face , look at it, it will make you look fatter, oh my god. I won't get any I won't get any girls if I look like this you look like charles barkley kobe kobe kobe ko kobi hey how are you kobi kobi how are you kobe I'm fine how are you doing fine right? I like basketball a little a little a little I enjoy it too yes, you play yes, yes, yes, I do what position you play, you play center, no, guard, you play guard, yes, that's surprising, I think a man your size I will play in the center well, I only play with Mexicans oh, okay, so that you have good luck, so you can win the championship.

I'm going to give you a high five, Mexican, okay, thank you, thank you, Kobe Bryant, good luck, thank you very much. How many hair products do you make? you put every morning oh so much you want you want to pat my head look please well I'm going to use a faucet oh leave it it's nice how are you everything okay hey what's your favorite body part no you don't feel me hey I have Have you seen Lebron Yes, I did , we just practiced together. Are you in a good mood? Oh yeah, he seems really cool today.

Yes, why should I ask you? I'm trying to make it so he can open up to me. What should I do? He does not like. You, uh, don't like me, that's up to you, bro, no man, you have to find out for yourself every year. I tried to talk to Lebron, he never talked to me. LeBron. Lebron, how are you? LeBron. LeBron. Can you take a selfie with me? lebron lebron hey leave me alone man hey j.r asked me brother to talk to me jr hey hey brown are we okay now it's time for my exclusive with brian james excuse me excuse me excuse me can I sit here and talk about what's really important So thank you, Mr.

Lebron, can you describe your perfect salad? My perfect salad. I'll need protein. I need a vegetable. I need a fruit. Chinese chicken salad. That's crazy. I did it. I finally spoke to Lebron James. Guys. I finally spoke to Lebron James. to you jimmy well, thank you the moral of the story is never give up on your dreams thank you mike nba bubble the nba has fans all over the world basketball you know is especially popular in china, where here in the united states many players have nicknames, but Chinese fans also have nicknames for our players that have no relation to our nicknames, these are real Chinese nicknames, we didn't make them up for NBA players and we made some old school style posters to accompany the nickname, so start with james harden of the houston rockets who in china is known as bigbear for obvious reasons the golden state warriors are very popular in china there steph curry the warrior star is called a primary school student because he is 12 years old and his teammate clay thompson is soup god why I don't know but that's what it is here in the United States Shaquille O'Neal has many nicknames the most self-inflicted but in China he has two nicknames they call him the giant shark because a is giant and b is Chinese The word for shark sounds as shaq and is also known in China as Ophat.

They probably don't call it that, but that's what they call them. Here's another one that's not very nice. Charles Barkley is known as the flying pig in China. Dwight Howard. He is the evil baby and his friend Gasol is known as sister-in-law, don't you think he would at least be like Kung Pao Gasol? So anyway look it's not just nonsense here we also learned hello I'm jimmy kimmel If you want to see all our latest videos click the subscribe button and if you don't click anyway close your eyes when they appear .