The Beginning Begins (Ep. 1) | Fantasy High

okay", okay, everyone has to go. "Everyone go sit down." Ragh says, "Think about it next time." - Who the fuck is that guy? - Don't even bother, he's a fucking idiot. - A fucking idiot. - You guys have lunch, and after lunch you're grounded, you see the grass outside, a beautiful afternoon, full of students, all like "Oh, you're my new best friend" and we'll be adventurers, yeah, "let's make a group of adventurers." (soft music) And you see Vice Principal Goldenhoard and some kind of young gnome who has very rosy cheeks and teary blue eyes come in, and Vice Principal Goldenhoard says, "Well, well, well, troublemakers, yeah." , and Kristen "Creating problems bothers me on a deep level. "This school can be a dangerous place. "Students take a lot of risks here. "And you, with your antics, your antics" and your pranks are a burden "that cannot be allowed." Gibbons will handle his "disciplinary action while I'm gone." Then he turns around and walks out, and you see the gnome get up to sit on the edge of the desk and say, "Okay, so how do we feel about what we did? "Yes, right here." Technically I have diplomatic immunity and do I have to be here? - I feel bad.

I didn't mean to hit you. I didn't, I did hit you, but it wasn't worth it, but I shouldn't be here, my crime was being. too good for team Bloodrush - You hit him - Okay - Yeah, you're not objective - I also admitted that (cough) I also admitted that I punched him, I said that - Wow, okay, so that's a lot of feelings. , okay? It's great. - Everything okay at home? Now he... - Why are you crying? - Why am I crying? - Because I guess you took advantage of something that, you know, Maybe I'm not home. - Okay. - Maybe home isn't great. - Okay, those are strong feelings, okay, and I'm here to talk about anything, okay?

If you have any problem, yes, right here? -Can't we just make lines instead of talking? - Yes, Jesus Christ. - Wow, wow, strong feelings all around, now there's something I want to talk to all of you about. You hear a scream. (The woman screams) A bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. Mr. Gibbons turns his head and looks. What are you guys up to? - Riz leaves. - I follow it. - I will go. - Same. - That? - I mean, I guess if everyone goes, should we go? - Now, wait guys, don't rush into doing anything. - There you go. - I just saw them running and I think we are doing a jailbreak. (everyone laughs) - You guys run, run as fast as you can.

The scream comes from the cafeteria. (everyone gasping) - Doreen! - You lunge forward, the doors open, you look ahead and fluttering (fluttering gremlins) around the cafeteria are horrible little shapes with long wings. You see corn sprites, ears of corn with evil eyes and big mouths. (Brennan grinding) Breaking down walls and tearing down banners, and in the cafeteria, you see Doreen, the lunch lady, with her back to you, slowly looking behind her shoulder, her eyes deep-set, a malevolent yellow like energy. spell by pulsing with Arcane power envelops his ladle. "Hey kids, it's time for lunch again, 'cause we had lunch earlier, but this time it was a bad lunch." - If you explain the joke, it's not a good joke. - Last time it was bad. - It's a bad lunch.

It's a bad lunch. - No. - A monstrous, throbbing mountain of creamed corn (Brennan roars) rises, rising behind it, a colossal sludge

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to advance like a pseudopod. And I'm going to need all of you to throw the initiative. (mud gurgling) ) (dramatic music) (dice clattering) - Oh, okay And that's where we end this week at Fantasy High, prepare for combat, ladies and gentlemen now face the. Lunch lady Doreen and a colossal corn ooze. - I'm going to hit with my rapier twice in one of the anuses (Brennan roars) (furniture crashes) - How big is this thing's anus, the size of a goblin? - Yes (grunting) (bombs explode) (dramatic music) - Did you go down? - Goodbye bitches - What did you just do?