THAT'S CRINGE: Pony Play

sick friend what's up bronies welcome back? uh today might be the hardest stat we've done so far, we'll see, I don't know, I've only seen the first few seconds of this video, the thumbnail has me nervous, really, the title is

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, there's never anything that's just playing, you know, playing with toys, maybe I'm just with legos, you know , no, no, I mean. yeah you're with them maybe I'm just a layman yeah you're a layman sure let's jump uh welcome to a youtuber watching play video oh I don't like that sound anymore just that just that environment it's a horse but it's weird but it's just a horse , but the cinematic is like, you know, the camera is up from the feet and there's a little weird, but I feel like I want to say it's just a horse, so of course, yeah, she's a horse, yeah, yeah, yeah , wait, what not, you know.

What am I going to call this, holy, oh man, hey, if you like this, I don't care about the timing, that was too much fun right now, dude, it really would have sealed the deal if it had asshole guys, there's something. It's just as disturbing as expecting horse noises and horse things and not understanding them like, yeah, are you expecting like and then like instead of just like it's the sound of a hiker, bro, what's killing me now is just oh, my horses right? They have kneecaps why is this horse wearing jeans oh damn today we're in Louisiana on the ponies at the delta pony play event what kind of horse wears a corset bro like it's a level too deep they dress like horses and then they dress sexy sexy horse man and then they also have a pet dog, like you're going to be a horse, go all the way, don't be all human horse, what, oh, bruh, bruh, ah, no, I feel like I'm in a strange illusion optics. video because I'm like oh that's a horse no that's a man and then they're going to give it to us like I know there's going to be some point where we're like oh that's a horse yeah no just corgi gets standing. and he starts walking, oh man, some guy just stands up, he's dressed like grass, yeah, what was he doing?

He looked like a dancer, just tai chi, welcome to the pony game, no, no, this frame, this 37 frame is just what, although imagine just walking through this, I mean, no, imagine. just walking around this and dressed up as horses and just people dragging them, I totally imagine a family that's like in their cabin or something like let's go for a walk, right, let's take the dog out, right, and everyone's walking and it's like , how's it working, wait, what, oh oh, they're filming Game of Thrones, yeah that's what wow, season 12 looks really exciting, I guess it's not just people watching this too, it's like a spectator event, yeah, well, I mean, look, look at the girl from home on the left, that's just a complete mom, yeah, I'm here supporting my son, he's been in the pony game for years and Frankly, I don't understand it, but you know I love him and I'm here to support him.

Hi mom, it's okay, Jared. please, enough, enough, jared, please don't mention my face, stop, damn it, jared, stop, nate, stop, nadine, in my face, jared, did you do your homework, the horses, don't homework, mom, oh, for Christ's sake? I'm sending you your father's house, that is, go now, brother, what I like. I was so confused that it's hard to even say anything about this because there's so much going on. Yes, today we are here having a pony competition. Oh, this guy is just like me. i don't want to be in this video dude this looks like fortnite hey this is fortnite season 5 season 5 is pony play so we filmed this earlier this week and fortnite season 5 came out yesterday and look at this, yes, coincidence.

Let you decide, okay, leave out Shane Dawson. This is a conspiracy where people compete in events and classes the same way real horses understand it, yeah yeah damn bro, have you ever wanted to tie up a girl and tell her to run? some cones and tell him to get it, yeah, yeah, dude, it depends, man, this is weird, uh, it's weird, yeah, there's nothing wrong with saying this, I know this is weird, yeah, I know some people They're going to be like guys, you just don't do it. You do not get it? People are interested in what they want, yes, okay, yes, and this is also strange, like in a normal horseshoe event, we end up with some crashes and racks, and then we have to put. them down after spring knee or something we have like a normal horse event you know this this frame here do you think this guy is going to make it this year I'm really excited for Black Lightning to hit the field uh last year uh I had a little problem with his kneecaps.

This year they put a New Balance 909 on it. Oh, I'm wrong. The stable says they are Nike free runs. Oh well, we'll see how it goes. going into this first shift expecting this yeah, yeah, let's see, let's throw it out when it smells big, this thing is two feet tall, dude, bro, if you're going to act like a horse, you've got to have the basic athleticism to punt. two fun things, yeah, you better be able to run and jump high, but he didn't even try, oh cool, that's a great try from Black Lightning, bro, this is the least athletic course, are you kidding me, jumping over a piece of wood? cement blocks the competition gets pretty crazy sometimes I'm going to beat you so hard oh god when I put the brake in his mouth it's like a ritual between us he needs that transition to get into the headspace and I can feel the brake when he really kind of changes from human space to pony space ah, I get it, it's like being a loser, yeah, yeah, I said, that's a beer, yeah, you just want to be a pony.

I've accepted it, it's cool because you hear the same thing in acting class, that's why you haven't gotten a role yet, bro, you haven't committed to the pony's headspace, the pony's headspace, that's what which is, yeah, can you imagine walking into an audition and they say okay, come here, yeah, yeah, yeah? They say okay, yeah, and Ollie says what's going on here, he says what you guys are looking at, bro, if I just put him on the team and then we do it right away, it doesn't give him time to transition. his mental space that allows him to express himself like a pony.

What is the hot topic of the season? I'm making a pony game. I'm pretty wild on screen. I kick the car. What is this suit? I don't know, I'm not really getting a kick out of this are you trying to scare people? It tries to keep us willing to obey, but it usually doesn't work on both of us. They are fake, brother. What are you saying? Yeah, just take the ball gag out for a second. What is this? It has sun spots yes, what is this suit? yeah he looks spoiled he looks like he has seaweed like he's a bad sandwich is that pony the camera department is like far away somewhere they're like building the camera takes like an hour yeah okay let's go they come out and see them and say No, we're done, we're done with this rap guys, it's a summary, I stopped breaking it down, I stopped breaking it down, I don't think I'm a chef.

I've always wanted to do this, all of our sets we make are based on buying horse equipment or made with buying horse equipment. Damn dude, Milton from the office space just went down the wrong path, here's the members of the geek squad. three things, these are some here, like really getting into character, talk about getting into character, but this is not a pony ride, you know what I'm saying, yeah, it's like I'm really in the headspace in this moment. Totally in full horse mode here when you have the opportunity to come here and enjoy what you do and so, Black Lightning pulls it off in the end, very, very impressive with other people who enjoy similar things and enjoy it. with them it's a great feeling the freedom to be weird yeah, I get it, you get it, no, I get that people want to do things, that's what I get, damn dude, yeah, yeah, that's the most there is here, yeah, sure, yeah.

Dude, I mean, I get that people like to do things, hey, people do their thing in private, yeah, I just think that if you're going to let a camera crew review and document everything that's going on and put it online, You kind of open yourself up to criticism, yeah, so what color horse mask are you going to have? Because I'm thinking I'd look like fire in blue, yeah, I was thinking I'd look high and orange. We should just be the Power Rangers, Pony Rangers, Pony Rangers, yeah. bro, okay guys, well, that's it for this one. I love how there isn't even a moral or story in this video.

No, this just happens. Yes, look at this. What's happening on the shows is essentially like Hey, bro. Look. in this they eat like they don't even have the decency to ask that guy to take off his mask, they're like we can't hear what he's saying but it doesn't matter, that's the point, it would be so much fun. if they put some title on there that was like confusing horse noises and it's actually just his name, yeah, just his name, he's actually talking, it's like, well, yeah guys, that's going to do it in this episode of look at this, check this out, it would be Great if just one guy came until next time guys check out our podcast by the way yeah okay guys peace abroad.