Testing Portable Urinals

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Turns out there's a ton of crap, no pun intended, well, pun intended. It's intention, there are a large number of products that can help you relieve yourself without having to go to the bathroom. Yes, and today we are going to try those things. It's time for your products to have a

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pee edition. Well, first we talked. this product before, but we didn't try it until today, it's the Euro Club, that's right, the only club and your golf bag that you can pee in and here look it's just a normal shredder with a really big, long grip.

Let me go ahead and try this on here, try it on okay, first of all, here's the triple seal on the top, so there's the hole and then you know golfers usually have their shirt tucked in there, do it with the pants, yes. Me, if we're playing golf together and you asked me to hold one of your clubs like this, I'll start asking questions. Cut it, really, this feels like a plastic stick. First, put your golf towel in your pants, which is that something. Golfers know this and they know that it does not reach the interior, how does it go unnoticed?

I'm going to ask so many questions about what you're doing right now in the ad it says it looks like you're checking your stick, no. It looks like you're hiding something in a towel. I'm just checking my submarine. You know, look, why are you reviewing it for a minute and a half? I could do it here on hole number nine or I can go behind this one. behind the curtain and we'll listen and you give us a play by play, okay, a little stage fright, but I think I've got a little dream rising, oh yeah, it's filling up, yeah, it's okay, it's quiet, man , okay, I'm putting it. the lid was back on good, success, how full is it, well I know there are others to try so I stopped short, I stopped short, I think I could fill it all up easily.

I really have to pee right now because I drink a lot. Lots of water, oh what a rain club, stay away, but I don't want it to rain around here bro, of course, the ultimate test, let me throw it out, it's not supposed to be used like a real golf club, although Link is about to use it as Yeah. someone accuses you, I mean, you just peed on a new golf club, no, no, that would hit, hit a club, the ball laughed like a normal golfer, almost directly into the lens. I guess you know, I'm glad it's a 3D camera, so we have a really cool one, now it's your turn, let me rain, you didn't do too much, conserve, okay, but what I mean, would you use this?

You probably already know, wait and go to the bathroom. They have one like every few houses, yes, it's okay. so you wouldn't necessarily use this, but now you enjoyed it, yeah, okay, move on. I think this next product could legitimately be helpful because it's the place where you find yourself having to pee and then thinking, I don't want to have to stop. It's when you're in a car, well, yeah, and then sometimes you can't stop or there's nowhere to stop and you're like a bottle of Gatorade, that's uncomfortable because you run the risk of drinking it later, if it's in lime- lemon, so that's it. where the go pilot is very useful the go pilot is a way to go while you are racing why i don't think you should do it while driving but you can do it from a parked position in the driver's seat seat yeah you don't necessarily want to drive the truck down the road, but if you just pull over to the side, okay, let's open this sucker, we're going to be pilot, so from now on when we say go pilot, that means I'm going to pee while I'm sitting, it's something that's not a toilet, okay, so it's a pretty simple thing to set up.

Here it is essentially a tank with a vacuum hose attached that contains your urine. Is there suction? I hope not, I'll let you venture forward. I'll let you know because I'm about to use it, the hose extends from 11 to 22 inches, well if you want to get a little extra length, just pull it up like this and then you see, I would put this on the ground and then I would undo this Now you're in the driver's seat of your 18 wheeler and I think you're supposed to let that go. I'm going to take this behind the curtain, tell you everything, okay, do it. and I have another one I'm looking at, you can create an optical course P - that's great, I hope you make it in one piece, this is not used, oh, sorry, you went back there, yeah, now I'm peeing, oh, I had, I had such a bad piece, oh this feels so good, listen, this is going to fill up, you need another one 'cause I'm throwing it away, maybe I need an X X, oh man, right?

Are you going to be a pilot or what? I'm peeing longer than the commercial. for the truck driving commercially it says right here it says not to use while driving a vehicle I'm not operating a vehicle I'm just standing here behind a curtain I'm covering it up I must say it's very hot oh wow look how it stops this oh my gosh, Rhett, you really were a pilot, you were a complete pilot on that thing, this is a useful product, you just don't leave it alone, your flow board at all times, yeah, I mean, how many times have you been in a car, I thought man, I don't want to have to go through the hassle and you go to a dirty, nasty bathroom and you look and it's like a little takeaway thing, you just take this to the guest, spill it in your garden, use it. like a herbicide, yes, there it is ready to go, as you can see, we have removed the privacy screen because the next product creates its own privacy screen.

It's called a "gotta go" poncho. It's basically just a garbage bag that you use and who knows what it is. passing down there here we go we have a look comes in a I mean could I put this in the back pocket of the jeans yes you are a genius chinko no I'm going to open this I have to go poncho ultra bathroom a poncho a urinal / a fecal toilet and there are two cloth wipes here, let's get these things out here it is here is the urine bag in the poop bag this is a poncho why isn't the poop bag brown?

Honestly, it's okay if you get green poop, there's something wrong with you. so I'm going to put this on please like and go ahead and open the tea bag because I'm not going to poop in here okay we have standards for this program but I have to it's like a bag with seal here and then. I take this out and sprinkle it on there, okay, so I actually have it. I have the trash. It has some super absorbent powder. It looks like the hood might be the only one needed. You're not going to put the super absorbent powder in there, so now. you're just going to create a urine jelly that we won't eat, I didn't see it, just get this part down, you feel good, you want to take off your pants and then go back in, I mean, if I was on the street, if you If you're in a Street, I'd be running away from you, so what's with the big V-neck?

I'm a little nervous man, hey link, maybe you back up towards the camera, maybe you turn around, why don't you turn around? Ignore my friend over there who is in a poncho on a 98 degree day and ignore the sound coming from his nether region. Alright. I'm lined up there. It looks like he's standing on the street. We almost can. We can see the bag and my bag, I mean the national bag that you are holding when I hold the bag, the bag has a zipper, a zip lock bag, oh, there is a view, this is not going to cause any problems, well , I have to put down you're just putting your bag of tricks down okay, how are you? you peed a little present oh just wait man now I don't know what was in there no it's just jello in there it's jello it's warm jello it's warm hot jello in here how was that?

Would you recommend it? Because I wouldn't do it, so I wouldn't recommend it to a friend because I just saw a friend do it and it's like crawling in a garbage bag and urinating in public. Did you ever wish that? No, no, me or man, how do you feel? Link relieved, like I have to take a shower, okay, I just feel emotionally dirty, I feel emotionally dirty seeing that, yeah, okay, this product is another one that I think the NGO pilot is for practical use, I mean to the one you just did with the poncho, it's like people know something happens when you lean in, yeah, but this is designed to be the most discreet

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P product you can imagine, oh, the stadium power you can take. with you to the stadium, it fits perfectly under your jeans and you can pee discreetly, that's not even their slogan, but maybe it should be okay, let me see, so this thing is actually the medical term for this, it's an external catheter , so basically it's a tube that you put around your body and then there's a long tube that goes down your leg and connects to a bag that velcros around your ankle.

I think NASCAR drivers use something like this, they're running and peeing all the time. The man's leg is much longer than that. I can't reach the ankle. He will be on your knees. I think I'm going to go to the bathroom for this one. I'm going to put this on and then I'll come back and like we're watching the game together you're not even going to know I'm peeing on my leg he's back on those gusts so let me get this straight you just went to the bathroom to put on something to win I don't have to go to the bathroom, but if I was at home and said, let's go to the game, I don't ever want to get up, well, I'm at the game, let me see that on your leg now.

Your pants are so tight you can't put them on in one go, well no, I'd have to wear my big jeans, but I wanted you to be able to see it fill the problem, oh thank you, I have a lifelong stage fright. one looking especially at the people sitting there waiting for me to pee oh and yeah but because it feels like I'm going to pee in my pants don't you think you're going to do it I'm so far from relaxing go to a happy place where your bladders are You're full and your mind is empty.

What if you could start better just around the corner? Yeah, don't get up, use that blanket and cover your face, don't worry, it's a poncho, I'm not even here. he's really enjoying the game his face is so cold oh there go the dolls come on fill that bag play some music it's just consensual it's happening yeah yeah he did it it's a half full urine bag The man just urinated on his leg. in front of everyone on the internet, oh how hard, but that trumpet mouth, what did it do man, slack off on the road to pee on your legs.

Volume one, man, you know? evaluation I think I want to have this on all the time so warm on a cold day at a Bears game, yeah, it really warms you up until an iceberg of urine freezes on your ankle and then you throw it in the cooler with the beer. The whole process ended oh well, well this was a success. I thought the two I tried are definitely very practical. I would use them again hmm and try them later but I will get new ones. Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing. You know what time it is, make your life more mythical with mythical hat and mythical good morning tea available at rhettandlink.com/store, click to see more mythical things.

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