TEARS OF VORE 5 | Gears of War 5

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I made them travel on a train and blow up thousands of reptiles with a giant bomb: male round. a group of reptiles and a ribbon war the size of Poland, don't die. Geir supports an M-rated version of Emperor's New Groove. Can we break our wings? Which brings us to Gears 5, where the conflict is internal over a super weapon. called the hammer of dawn which is basically the hottest magnifying glass in the world no this hammer of dawn weapon is a good nod no it's a piece of garbage my head literally anyone you see yeah look at those guys on the left, just a spicy magnifying glass, the squad is.

Man, these lobsters are scary, we gotta use the hammer. God, you pulled out of the old garden, but the leader of this orderly government coalition, Prime Minister Jin, doesn't want to use it for some strange liberal reason, let me be perfectly clear. when it comes to this weapon I don't share your optimism, okay liberal, the hammer of dawn has taken more COG lives than most armies we have opposed, we will use it anyway, says the squad because we will cut you off. halfway through you say there is no liberal violence, so even though the COG is fascist, the will of the conservative fascist wins over the liberal fascists and this whole politics thing is just a joke, like we are using the hammer of the dawn, who cares about collateral damage?

I have a sick ass, legs are literally, just shut up, liberal democracy is non-negotiable, stupid, Bjork, silence, liberal, he says, fascist to the extreme, bring your hats. Gears of War 5, a giant discussion about a spicy magnifying glass that features a fun little mini-game called hide. mental illness starring a reptilian-brained psychopath named Kate, okay, yes, but the team at the center of this conflict doesn't start with Kate Diaz, it starts with the one and only, the legendary Marcus feeder who came onto the scene, left Marcus Fenix, my tomatoes, Chicago, that is. has been around since day one and is definitely getting too old for this only Phoenix Marcus Fenix ​​​​Marcus Fenix ​​​​is bored, his son James Dominic Fenix, commonly known as JD or the almighty Jimmy, is also part of the squad and possibly He is also a war criminal, so he disobeys his orders.

It's a paradox because it's a shitty thing to say question the words of the powerful they encouraged his back and they still bully him bald as hell I really miss his hair what happened carmine he's still boomer but at least he's still alive carmine carmine boomer jeez Louise what the hell along with his hot ass nice Lizzie who is a top gear waifu but she may not be so good at the whole staying alive thing this is nice Carmine hey Lizzie can I come in come with you carmine Don't listen, do I want to destroy you? takes a knee, a new edition of the team is Macho Man, fool E because every team needs a brutal British cyborg, okay it's the father's right, yeah I guess shut up the blurry content and now they're the world's least convincing demolitionists , who are also the most redeeming character of the group will be fine, will be fine, will be fine at least the most redeeming meat-based character because we all know that Jack is the most important of all, here comes Jack, what they broke me with just do.

I know a lot of characters don't care about that because you can only play as Kate from the JD or Jack and the whole game is basically a parade of Kate, it's Kate Kate Diaz with the coalition of governments ordered, here and now, it's her house . You know the team, what the hell are we doing here? First, we're going to get the old Hammer of Dawn prototype up and running, which is actually very good against the Locust Horde, but also very, very good with civilian casualties. Oh God, this name of the Hammer of Dawn. It's not cash and we'll love Kate's autumn eyes while we ride a skiff and freeze our butts off.

We just killed Kate. Only Kate really needs to exist. What if we just cut our losses and kill Kate? Nevermind Nevermind. she'll do it herself, but the real hammer of dawn is back online, in typical Gears style with a train I'm going to pull from the bottom of a tray and rap in a final showdown with the world's scariest parasite, it sounds as a daunting task because It is a daunting task, but at least you have robots to back you up. I downloaded. I crushed it on the water in my lungs. A punch in the face by one of these robots.

You are in? Oh, no, oh, you know, it doesn't matter if you were alone or in company. Op, there are plenty of you who have to make your way if you hope to make it to the finish line. We've updated our privacy because they have power-raising crustaceans that are the scariest things with an exoskeleton. I think this is what happens at Red Lobster if they leave things out for too long. You know they have that big lobster tank. A tool to get to the top. This is a winner. This is the alpha man of the battle royale at Red Lobster. swarms of leeches so overwhelming they definitely emerge from a bottomless bucket gun oh oh god oh the guardians don't want to crush you harder than you want to crush Kate man reader matriarch kids who don't know how ice works even mindless grunts that They basically kill themselves, you get the idea, the bad guys are scary, but the tools you have to use against them are scary, that's how good, that's how good, from the top of the ball stealth mission to the crusher, no , our ticket hitter is better than Fulcher, but after doing this big. the culture is perfect there is no shortage of dangerous devices to gut anything or games and some things with them we go and don't get me wrong the Lancer the long shot the ball talks I love the classic that she will be in to start hitting them Still, fantasy is too fun to ignore like the grenade launcher which is a miniature air attack Renee the launcher bro what do I do what do I do those like oh I like the drop shot which I can only describe as a bowl throw , towards the ground before detonation is the best as long as you're the one who shoots, more praise to the technology you have here, it's here and then it's there, then whatever's gone, oh, they have a shot of disembark, but they simply changed shape into a cube. a jelly, you shoot it and then release it, oh, that's like flying over the bet, yes, until you get to the buzz kill, which somehow has an even more appropriate name than the drop show, Europeans imagine the Americans, in addition to all this variety each The weapon has unique executions, which to me is like turning a murder into a sprite dunk contest, but you don't exactly hear any objection from me that goes green, decides to beat its ass, impressed by how hard this guy's skull is or embarrassed by how some. of these hits are your crusade against the slimy lizardman and it's not limited to weapons either because your trusty robot jack can deploy all kinds of utilities like capes and shields, catch him.

I rarely use them, aside from the kidnapping ability that makes the bad guys go away. go crazy by flooding their brain with high voltage bringing the voltage yeah just what an enemy's brain with high voltage and suddenly turns into a human turret okay nope Jack just floods their brains with voltage oh oh oh you can tie a barrier must be hard to get over with 400,000 volts going through your head, wait, you can be revived by tied up fatties, what the hell and for good reason, because if you're playing co-op then one of your friends playing is Jax, like this that I got used to him being out of my control and acted. one with the sky in charge what people look at this I can make this robot cower look oh and your arms spread your arms I can't T both robots yeah there you go keep going it's like one Roxy bullying not you I have than to do it very slowly, I would do it very well and slowly, yes, they are like gentle harassment.

You want to shoot Badger in the face and the only thing better than heavenly like Jack in act one was whining like Jack in act 4. I never had so much ammo in my entire life. Who's trying to get some ammo? Here comes Jack. The years were five. Jack the fool. Jack is important for several reasons that we will explain to you, but mainly because he showed me that he is much funnier co-. op compares to a solo I don't regret playing just acts two and three for an accurate reading of what the game is like with friends versus without.

I gained a better understanding of the characters in the story and enjoyed memorable scenes that would have been ruined if I Disco or chat, I say this, it's called phosphorus, it fights whatever you said, it feeds on oxygen and water, yeah, yeah, We're about to expose him to a ton of ice, which is oxygen in water, yeah, he'll be fine. Well, a lot of safety first. I have to hoard all the rare weapons without my friends around to snatch them. Breathe in tonight's forecast. A freeze is coming. Yes, pipe. I can't wait to kill half of Tenpenny Tower.

I certainly didn't miss any jokes between them. The characters I realized that if my parents hadn't left my school, my final punishment was a surgeon and defeating him. A boss is much more satisfying on your own, no matter how dumb that boss may be here, yes this is, but despite all those solo advantages. In the second and third acts, the downside was boredom and annoyance, as many of the second act is just floating in the snow and the third act is floating in the desert with passengers made up of a squad who don't even know how a ship works. skiff.

It's not a speeder bike, it's a skiff, once the team was back together, although the story was completely different, it was like playing a completely different game, even without any sense of teamwork, three idiots together are far superior to anything, so the phones in the Ambo didn't. I'm not saying please, head of Xbox, my ex, but no one got ideal here. The only thing louder than my chainsaw is YouTube for helping each other. It's so funny, oh my goodness, the developers' execution of co-op is excellent and serves as a microcosm for the entire game. here are five it's not reinventing the wheel it's not a totally new experience I never found myself saying wow, I've never played a third-person shooter like this before, but even with its avoidance of creativity to stick to a conventional model, it manages every detail.

That conventional pile of moss and bodies in the meat grinder that is the Gears of War series feels as fresh as ever. Sorry again for lack of empathy. I had no technical issues in either single-player or co-op. Everything just worked in the game. It's beautiful like the maps are detailed down to the food, the landscapes are varied to keep it fresh and the character should go without saying Kate is not only sexy she is incredibly sexy look how high resolution these bags of chips are. Do you think I won't finish the spaghetti with spaghetti on our screen?

Oh, I turned off my graphics and made them spaghetti. Wow, worse on the subway. If they welcome you to the Chinatown station, these graphics let me drive the ship, wow, they can do. Ported games look good on PC. I had never heard of them. This is the story I can't really talk about because I only played snippets of the other year's games and didn't expect to be impressed. I simply agreed. for a ride on a coal train, the baby loves coal, but regardless of his previous investment in the series, he has the formula to run and split in half as if the whole thing were a piñata punctuated by an ending that I adore, call me Dumb all you want.

It's accurate, by the way, but the piano score that turns the chaotic, nightmare-filled explosion into an elegant conclusion just got me, oh no way, legend, no God, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha or I hope so Be the hero we didn't deserve. Wow Wow you You can call me an idiot, but I love this. Wow, my God, did you hear, oh my God, the devastation when we flew. I can not believe it. Only one had b12 the size of Poland. What if he talks about battle? Baba LeBron checks out, survives, enters the stage, right? Marcus Fenix. defeat the liberals shout out the jelly for Kurt Cobain himself with a hammer of dawn we need a new plan not the old plan we need the hammer of God open your mind no no we can't carry your hammerof dawn and a baseball fan and to Explain how difficult the other game modes are inconceivable is the name of a difficulty, yes, and there is still one above that you can get college credits with, so I had a great time playing on this game, especially thanks to my friends who Gears of War for you and me.

I'm glad my car didn't die, but with gear six probably in the works. I'm not sure that's the case for a lot of things. I bet the fool is still dead and gear 6 without anyone telling me. Thank you very much for watching, thank you. Thank you very much for giving me your time and I will probably make zero dollars from this video. This video will be demonetized like balls, so if you want to help me, you can subscribe on Twitch, which is below our live stream. You could buy a t-shirt that looks like this and makes you look like a complete pedant but that's the look I'm going for or you can always use my epic game fan creator code that you must watch now requires you to tell people you're making money with your epic games supporter creator code, so just so you know I'm getting a lot out of this, like I'm telling you about something that won't make me money to round things up quickly.

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