Teaching My Boyfriend How To Pitch A Softball

That wasn't all, you know, so Julian, I made two videos where he taught me how to do Jitsu. I don't know how much I learned, what are you doing? I said, in that second you learn anything, that's what you learned, yeah. Wasn't I having fun? I learned to die. I said in that video that one day I would teach Julian how to throw a

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because he was a college photo, but not a good one like you're going to get. By the way, when you said you were good, no, I didn't like it, it wasn't even like a drummer, yeah, maybe you're a cop.

I could borrow a sentence for one from Julian, I think it's perfect. I'm going to teach Julian how to throw a

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. Show me what you think it is. Oh, it's a disaster, it's exactly a job. I've finished now. Your arm is so bad. Look at him, okay, he's fierce, that's intimidating. Look at me right now and tell me. You're not here today No, let me nod. I don't want to face that. Are you going to go straight? If you could flex here. Are you ready? Let's warm up a little. I am your coach. true trainer, but like all the best trainers I've ever had, I find the best, most effective way to train you to just verbally abuse you while we do this, get out of your head you fucking idiot, why are you stretching your arm out for a second? extreme these hearses is a book for her, yeah, okay, so some of these are your dolls, some of these, do you really do it?

Can? This looks good on my forearm, yes, exactly, give me some good arm circles, straighten the arm, straighten the arm, straighten it. it's true, straighten it out, she's literally the straightest mom I've ever been in my life. Wow, you just want to warm up your wrists right now, so you're going to throw them from here, keep your arm straight, just your wrist back and do that about a hundred times 100 or just 100 times it's going to get darker oh, that's good, fat man, how can you go up to 3 o'clock or whatever, this is good, a hundred of those, it's fun, we're having fun, what are you going to talk about? how this is slower than how you throw it, I'm going to throw it to you now so you can see what we're going to do from here, then we're going to go from here and then we're going to go full circles, okay? my boys are going to back off okay so from the middle of the road oh my god are you trying to kill me?

Oh, okay, yeah, sure, go ahead, it's scary. Don't do that, oh my god, thank you. No, hey, that's good what you're doing. better than I thought, you would do well, my level was already quite low. I think that's okay, great, Junior, there you go. You better not, it's too hot. I'm out of here. I gain more momentum. Yes, I know we have to warm your arms. Make sure. follow me because I'm not going to explain I'm sorry I'm joking wow that damn bullet hits my body it doesn't feel like it used to it's not me

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ing it's you you're good you should play sometime how's everyone? just before you start you have to make your progression no no shell Sam this is the worst catcher mask in the world in fact I dare you.

I work very hard to achieve this, this is true, you use a shell and then you put it on top, where it is a is a shell or you will get a turtle without a shell, what is this? This seems more dangerous, you were a helmet shell and then a map, we are not playing a real game, it is not a bat, so you don't need to shut your mouth. Take off your wedding hat and they tell you you're ready, you can take a step - OH, slap, OH, kill it, take a step and then when you're done you have to close your hips to look forward.

Oh, Hayley, why are you laughing? It's a really good technique, Pig no Perry, honey, it's all just on your wrist, so break it right where you're practicing now. I'm trying to do everything with my doll. Yes, you're supposed to. I'm sorry. It's a lot like revenge and I feel very happy about that. Good concentration. There is no step. Do not let it go. You do. Provides boost. Okay, why don't you come back up until 12 o'clock. You're sure? I'm sure you want to go down with the mask with stupid death over my mouth it's literally the best map in the world it's not safe you're not wearing the whole match you need a show make a show what is it? the sign don't do that with your hand oh oh they probably do everything because they don't know where it's going to go.

I completely forgot. I brought something to help you. Here you have. Oh wow, yes, I'm a softball player. mom, don't break it, it's old and authentic, it presents it a little in my head, it doesn't really fit me. I am a softball player. I want to be any size. Sam, you're opening up right now. You look like a mess. I'm afraid to throw it, try not to be afraid, don't give me a full swing, don't back off a little bit for the love, I forgot, yeah, but let's open and close your hip guys, that's throw it hard as you can.

To get some juice you have to break your wrist, oh I didn't make a doll, move your arm real fast and break your wrist, don't complain, Julian's on the team, you could do it, this is sliding down my face, you have to do it. wear the hat something shows where you're happiest wear this shirt you love I killed my girlfriend I almost died look that's better right no this just feels like there's more going on in my face not before Come here, boy, I need a better workout right now. You're going to choose our Julie, listen, hey, okay, you're doing a lot more, okay.

I'm going to give in to your weird, sick fans on the front. I'm your coach, you'll listen to me, let me show you what. You look like this and then tell me what you think is wrong. Your arm is bent and I'm not making it weird, but this is how you have to do it. No, I'm not. This is my athletic stance. I'm not athletic like that. I need to be here, everything is high and loud, so it's okay, let me try again, Spencer, I care about that, so far from my candy, throw it in the street, that's so much better, really, that was better, yeah , that's a joke, no, it's not good. and then they form a kind of line on my hand.

Now the next thing you can do is push your back foot out and take it with you, but all you're doing is showing me your feet. I have no momentum, I mean, I have no precision. come push you so I take a big step like almost a job a big step like a mediocre step oh that's what I'm talking about ha ha ha Also look this is good form you're open to the side trainer I'm not in great length or something like that and now how did you not finish it, let's try with caramel, okay, if you don't kill them and hit them with the ball, yeah, close your hips, ass, precise, yeah, hell, yeah, okay, what?

Do I feel better? It's going well now, launch. for me like that desire to murder my life oh yes, yes, how does it feel, how are your arms, everything is good, everything hurts, but it is good, bad, it seems painful, it seems that you have genuine pain, feet like hell, you're doing amazing, oh yeah, here. It's a knock, if I've ever seen an easy guy, I mean, it's loud, 4 dB. I'm trying to give him momentum, he's just causing the closer I get in heat, baby, already hit, it's to cut high, you know, a statistical drag. Walk for this red I was betting, okay, that one's a little better, the next one you throw stays here, give me a good shout when you let it go, okay, three, all good photos, but I just shouted and left it like it was read like tennis.

You reacted in college when we put up a picture that screamed, we screamed back, since we better say, oh here we go, we did something very passive-aggressive, that's my opinion, there are like kids there, yeah, but it's not a weapon pointing at her. hand no, I'm just not going to throw my body forward, you block it with your chest, no, no, I'm here to catch half-ass, half-ass guys, just give me a good screen, be tall, be blonde, be beautiful, right , super straight. right on the perfect rifle Julia, yes you got good, what can I say? I wear a lot of visors, right, oh, hello, maybe it hangs, baby, oh, here we go, Phoebe, bye, oh, it looks like your fastball friend, you didn't even know it was tight, it looks good, what further?

Yeah, curveball, curveball, get a good look, nobody, I'm extinct, are you laughing at how hard they swing and miss in Maui and Knuckleball? I mean, that's a loss, I think he was my best here, no one hits him. Okay, that's all here. I can do this. Oh, it's fine. I'm going to let this one all mix together really. Who are you? Who are you doing pure black? I really thought it was going to be good, why was that one good? I thought it was going to be the best, you're just releasing the ball too late, so instead of releasing it right on the hip, you release it like here, it's not to release it here every time, here.

Oh my God, I mean you better go to the ground and then go into the stands and kill a kid. Well, there are pros and cons to each. I guess that's when you're ready for the best advice. lady, oh she's bold, make sure you scream, sure, oh yes, that move, do you feel safe? I feel more confident in softball. You did it with energy to know it, but you played baseball, it's not fair, it's really different, like you don't just take a combat sport okay, good job, wait, tell me good job, no, you called me a non-athlete.

I didn't call on your knowledge. I couldn't move my legs. I said you moved like a knife, but I could throw you under the table. Oh, respect. Now I went to the store I thought you know, oh, are you coming? Thank you for

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me not to throw a softball. I still really like that. I understand. I think I understand being tall and I know I'm a wordsmith. Try to keep up the pace. I just need to work on my stride and my release point and my hips and my feet and my hands and my movement and my follow through and my start that's it and then I'll be sweating right now make sure you wake up at like 5:00 in the morning. tomorrow and do that and then play a game later in the afternoon open in the morning and then the games, yeah, you know, but one of us finished our college career, my parts were cut, I got hurt, your dick hurts. like mine your little one ah what julian is not up there oh if there is no such Thursday if you are not disappointed I am pretty I will do it with luck oh