Taxi Cab Rallycross: Door-to-Door Smashing Crown Vics For The 2019 Taxiderby

This is the funniest thing ever. Tomorrow we embark on a trip and by that I mean rum myself, John Vargas, to visit our friend Rob Chair Slayer Parsons in Utah, but we're not just going to hang out, I think there's something going on called

taxi

dermy. give us a rundown of that school Palace and life motorsports he bought like 12

taxi

s Crown Vics built a little

rallycross

circuit that allowed us to have a full demolition derby, a joyous cross race in these taxis, yeah, no, It's definitely hard to say no. to that uh cole you're making a big mistake and uh but also thank you for inviting us to this I think there's a thousand dollars for the winner so we're leaving tomorrow morning we're going to the airport flying to Utah wrecking taxis hanging out with Rob we call it work, but you can go ahead and call it a vacation too, so oh, John kept yelling at me so I had to get him off the cars, this is not to go with the amazing episode. so we had cole here a while ago, cole bought a bunch of corona victims, yeah, cabs, you got a couple of these, uh, yeah, cobb cars, cabs, we got four cabs, police car, a couple of Grandpa's specs, some friends of mine showed up with some. of their entries are a little older, the corona victims are not as spotless as the taxis, but they will probably do well, so what are we doing with these things today?

Taxi derby Ron Cole got us some tickets to their first annual edition. taxi derby the inaugural taxi derby where we're practically going to crash these things into each other on this whole

rallycross

type circuit we have here oh my god it hurts is this your taxi? Wow, let's look at this, so I'm pretty sure they gave me the worst because they probably think I'm going to total it because Rob has leather seats, good paint, air conditioning and heat. Rob helps run this program, so he got the first handle, that's perfect man, so here we are. I walked around my competition vehicle a bit thanks to Paul, the p-71 Crown Vic Classic Cole hooked me up with the police version, police brakes, police radiator, I don't know if any of that is true but whatever have tagged, oh my god. excited, this is cole's idea, we'll get a thousand dollars if we win, well rob today, we're not friends, I don't care, friends, yeah, ron, you're screwed too once we start, everything will be better, I hate that all of you Get out of here. well, let's start this party, well gentlemen, thank you for coming to the first taxidermy, we will do two heats, staggered starts, groups of four, we will take the first place car of the two lots of four and they will be chosen for the first row, then We will do the same, another round of eliminations, two lots of cars, four staggered starts that will form the main for the main, we are going to start with eight cars, four and four, all at the same time.

If you don't screw it up before we get that, gentlemen, start your engines on America's racetrack. Oh, okay, he runs. Ron Mayer may not have smoked us all, but his car is a cheater, that's why I had to wreck it. look at this a little, give us a good chance, he's faster than all of us, it's not fair, I have bald tires, how many burned in the front, yeah, anyway, he finished first, I finished third, he stole, he finished fourth, he stole his radiator, so he's like this, yeah, unfortunately he's out of this series, so second, right now, Ron will probably win again and as soon as I get a chance to line up with him, I'll crush him, like this good luck, have fun, okay, don't crash. 'cause I owe you three, you one, but I really want to, oh, I punched myself in the balls, so oh man, looking great, you won, you go, you're in the front row of the main, yeah, you won, you knockout, this thing is broken. or you're out of gas or something, let's add some gas and see what it does, yeah, you look pretty focused, man, it didn't hurt at all on the second round, you should have paid attention to my driver's instructions, you would have been so fast in an epic pass.

The end, man, ah, that was good, two passes, man, the only one I cared about was here putting it in the rock inside, so that the fuel puddle of it was one of my injectors and Zach, now I don't want to. Any credit for fixing my fuel rail with the hammer, that's comforting, hey man, it works, it works, I guess you know he only has one more run left to survive, so set it on fire, set it on fire, here's the deal, I don't have the right tool to remove that and I don't have a pick with me so I can't change the rail oh no so we folded the rail back and now we're just trying to make sure it seats back in.

I'm sick. ready ok so i got an injector leak we fixed the fuel rail it runs a little underpowered this guy is back in the game yeah im ready to rock. Have we looked at this self that is sick? why we love rob so here we go here's the ending look what happens I hope I don't set him on fire oh uh ah so thirdly, thirdly, man, it looks pretty good and this thing is hurt, you have no power, man, none, you see it well, yes. Yes, I know this is slow, but it's not on fire like that.

I think this is recording it better because you only want a thousand dollars on the first taxi derby. This thing is so broken, oh it's amazing, it's a championship car, man, good driving. Dude, thanks man, I totally called Rob, oh you blew his tire out, whoever hit him here, blew his tire out here, yeah, oh that was me, yeah, good job man, it took my breath away. I actually felt like I broke my back. again maybe like chiropractic made everything work again yeah that transition to asphalt doesn't exist anymore no the cars are just bottoming out I don't know if I blew my radiator or not but it's overheating the start was you yeah, this is the funniest thing Someone who won no way so we'll all talk when we get home we'll talk when we get home broke the whole radiator the whole bottom of the radiator is completely torn off the second two wins the seven laps we're building Okay, so we came and saw Ron conquered, unfortunately for us, I mean, I knew it was going to happen, but I had faith in it.

You know, if he had a real car, he would have gotten it. I'm just saying no. take all the juice next time you had all the juice I didn't have all the juice I had like 10 more juice than you that's a lot of juice it's not fair this guy works with ken block he goes to all the rally junctions and that's why he won surprise, you learned a lot from those photos congratulations rob congratulations thank you well deserved sir well deserved thank you first taxi derby uh live motorsports cole thank you very much for inviting us this was the silliest but most fun thing I have ever done, I hope We can do it again Ron is not invited, can take pictures, so on that note we'll end.

Hey, what are you doing? I'm making water, no, no.