Steven Seagal Abnormal Moments (re-upload)

thanks, you slapped him pretty good at one point the crowd was like oh Steven, yeah, you just know you have to understand it wasn't me, he's dying, he's, you know, seriously injured, maybe dead and I said, you'll find a shell. in it. I'll find a bullet in it, they said it can't be that you're crazy and I said you'll find a bullet in it and they called me in the morning, they said you're amazing and I told them why and they told me there was a bullet in it, it's well, you and your medicine on your date, yes, well, I actually started studying karate at a very young age.

I kind of lied about my age and got a job washing dishes at a restaurant. I think it was called The Wagon Wheel or something like that came to Asia quite a while ago and filled it with this place and and um, there was a cook there because back then in America they didn't really have dojos around one of the cooks, there was a guy called Sakamoto. Sensei and he was a Shotokan guy and an Okinawan shodin guy and he saw that when I was washing dishes and moving around, he was moving really fast and it would break my heart if he killed you.

I want these two fronts to die and me. m where I'm dead today this is called uh Rose skill rules visits they asked me to do a screen test and I did it and they said man you know this guy has so much you know he's got the charisma, he's got the look, he's got the action, that puts me at a disadvantage because you are a master of knives and swords, maybe I will survive, maybe I will get lucky, oh my God, foreigner, it's like a monkey trying to play a soccer ball, now really everything this.

The thing is a disaster. My wife was torn from my life. Yours left you of your own free will because you were a son of a bitch and he just know he didn't listen, but he really shouldn't matter, yeah, well. You got it, oh, there, he was talking on the phone. Sensei Cigarro was on the phone, taking an important call. There was a ridiculous question there: did you ever have to use Aikido? And yes, hundreds of times you know, uh, we've had to use you. I know, wear this on the streets, honey, I had nothing to worry about.

No one will get your pension if you're talking about high-level, high-value goals. Wow, I'm interested, tell me more, you drank, you lied, you cheated and you everything and you moved out. foreign and domestic really hey, who are you? Do you know that this is my baby? Everything's fine. They know we'll talk about the world later, but what's wrong with them? Man, they're slipping but they can't check their six. I need you by my side to see my six keep my copy of six. I didn't count on my Native American brothers to catch you. I think that kind of behavior is a disgrace to the human race, but there's an interesting group of people you know. "There are some shadows and some in the light and I was friends with all those guys for a long time.

They stay down and someone else is controlling it. He's trying to set up a new situation. He's trying to set up a new supply. Yeah, them. I'm not being honest with you on all the sexual harassment accusations, you had a rape allegation against you and I wonder how you handle all of that, but I draw the line when it comes to killing innocent women and children, this is where we really make a big difference. of opinion it's okay world championship belts because they have attributed it to me and me teaching them so you are Arab and I am Mexican you are out of practice my old friend expected more from you are you always armed Yes, of course Now, if I looked. around this room, I would find an arm of some guy that you brought with you.

Yeah, he's a legit Hollywood tough guy. In your opinion, you've agreed, of course, Michael Jai White. Can I laugh in your face? Yes, really. about Jean-Claude Van Damme Can I laugh in your face? I think Michael is a tough guy. No. I think he's a martial artist. No. I think Jean-Claude is a tough martial arts guy. No, it would be like if I had crushed an end, sure, I mean he was like a champion somewhere and right, I mean you, well, I think it's a matter of opinion that he was a champion anywhere , you know, there are a lot of people who say that's not true, you're still okay, yeah?

The way I look at it is like the fish people say, well, I shouldn't eat the fish because the fish is, you know, an important sentient being and that's true. And I learned many of the mystical things that he was teaching. which no one else seemed to understand at the moment Anderson is perfect, he's in great shape, he's ready, I've been training him a ton, oh you know, it takes IQ, the mature caterpillar, it's another difference between the staff and the dancers, you understand , I want That Barbie to dance for me, so a lot of them do and a lot of them don't, what do you think?

He's still as fast as you were even 10 years ago, maybe faster. He is a disgrace to the human race and, in some cases, a disgrace to the martial. Arts Intel has truly shown us unequivocally and absolutely that Lindy Vera is joining forces with Islamic fundamentalists in another life. Would you have chosen to be a mixed martial arts fighter? No, no, it's not for you, we just believe in keeping you informed about all this secret. as we can and I want results or I'll take these Rose Clippers and bury them in someone's eye some people have sour grapes some people are jealous where did you teach that? where did you learn that? where did I learn it well?

I learned it you know, you know, kind of a variation of that in Japan, probably 30 or 40 years ago, um, I grew up in a very, very dangerous area, an area where all the gangsters fought in hot tubs every day and closed here . Can anyone beat Jon Jones or do you think it's him? He is going to have the belt for a long time. I think they will beat him very soon. You know, I think they'll beat him repeatedly. I've been waiting here all this time. I was starting to feel a little alone. I mentioned on the show when you're with us that you taught him something we'd never seen before about two or three things, two or three things that we thought maybe were illegal, but aren't, and wow, things like that. a Russian Mongolian and I'm Russian, my father was a Russian Mongolian, so these people are Russian Mongolians, so mom, I'm in the middle of an interview and the interview guy wants to know if you're proud of Machida's Leo. it's okay if I take a picture of him and me together on my phone, that's what you expected the main event to be like: Jon Jones introducing Rampage, really why a lot of people didn't think they were actually going to send a good eye.

I'm a warrior and that's in my blood, yes, you'll bend over and I'll stick my size 14 up your ass. Many people consider me, you know, one of the great Masters in my own field. I was probably 16 or 17 before I started getting dangerous enough that if people wanted to start something that even you know, if they were bigger and better, they would get hurt too and then from there do you ever kill to someone, oh man, so when I came back to America. I saved many people's lives during Katrina and Louisiana. I was there. Storm INE Billy Joe killed her and I took care of him in my own way.

He won't be down here. You have been a great partner. I know. My methods are unconventional, but hell, that's where I come from. Lazarus, he takes his confession for me. Could you look for yourself someday? I've been calling you, stop getting into trouble, listen to me well, that's all, look, you know you have a young wife, she's pregnant. I told him: why don't you stop selling drugs? And you know, you get involved in something legitimate and you come clean. I'm a musician, as you know, yes, whisper to your wife. I have ever been a kind of man and him.

He wanted to meet me and he heard that I have great shooting skills and somehow we got together and I demonstrated my skills and uh, I showed off my shooting skills and my martial arts skills to several different SWAT teams and they were duly impressed and You know, at that time Harry He asked me if I would join the force and we can fix this right now. Let me tell you something. You have a choice and you are not going to sign those papers. Where is the delivery? Can? shows that you know for us here, so I showed them that everyone was nice, you know, Australia, we're probably going to wait, you don't have to worry about him, brother, the Zen Masters in Zen archery, they don't shoot the arrow .

Push the arrow, it's the same with that gun, watch it go right where I want it, well in Asia, as you know, I studied martial arts and taught martial arts there. I was also involved in special security operations are you doing in my place listen to me come on look Trash I think I can be very funny everyone who knows me thinks I can be very funny I am also a writer and I really don't like these stories very much and he He said what do you have? in mind and a story that was somewhat loosely based on the Iran Contra scandal that no one really knew about at the time, right, hey baby, what's going on, what's on your mind, baby, ah, some roared, well, he Been away too long, no, foreigner, don't mention it. bro, which Wars movie would you hope survives?

I'd probably be on deadly ground because of the speech at the end, which you know is exactly what Al Gore did. Did you know that 18 years later he won an Academy Award and a Nobel Peace Prize? Award because he was a little ahead of my time, man, what made you turn back? You still saw my deputy, who are you, no, no, no, no, no, all the old Senpai, all the old yellow Masters were there and saw me walk into this. It was like creepy and then, you know, he's here and they made me come and sit with the other Masters and they introduced me as his Senpai, are you really that?