Stephen Declares SCOTUS Unconstitutional | Biden Is Fit For Duty | Don Jr. Courts The Amish Vote

welcome, welcome one and all to The Late Show I'm your host Steven colar we all know what day it is it's leap day, a magical 24 hour period that every four years emerges from the Mist like Brigadoon and for that magical day you can make whatever you want because obviously laws don't apply according to the Supreme Court because this morning, when I excitedly ran to open my LEAP gifts under the weather tree, I discovered that the Supreme Court decided to hear Trump's immunity claim, further delaying his trial on January 6. in the historical case of people versus whether laws seriously matter what is happening Justice deferred is justice gutted like a fish and thrown into the river for Chum one more of these steaming turds and I swear to God by the ghost of John Marshall that I'll drive to Washington and rub my ass with your dice, yeah, there you go, here's the agreement on what on December 11 Jack Smith begged the Supreme Court to rule on this issue in a timely manner because his case is fundamental to our democracy, the judges responded.

We didn't feel like it and sent the matter to an appeals court that ruled against Trump strongly and unanimously. Trump appealed and for 16 days Escoto didn't say Jack until yesterday, but even then it was simply to schedule the week's arguments. on April 22 and say proceedings in the trial court would remain frozen, making a total of 19 weeks of delays. These proceedings have been frozen for so long that they legally count as children in Alabama. This is not a difficult decision. Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is it. It's not a hard call, folks, the appeals court ruled 30 against Trump's claim that presidents have complete immunity from prosecution, rejecting his lawyer's claim that the former president couldn't have been prosecuted even if he ordered SEAL Team Six to assassinate a political rival unless Trump was also impeached. and convicted by the Senate it's a little strange that Scottus feels the need to consider whether there are laws or not, a quick reminder to the court, be careful when deciding on this because SEAL Team Six is ​​currently working for Joe Biden and remember the old saying , remember, remember, remember the Chinese proverb revenge is a dish that is served old and gets worse because oral arguments are in April, but court observers do not expect a decision until June and the trial judge has promised the defense 88 days later prepare the trial.

Now it could be delayed until late September or October, plunging the process into the heart of elections, which is terrible news for democracy but fantastic news for television. All the story lines will come together at once for the exciting conclusion of America, you have the trial of the century along with the most important election of our lives, followed by the season 2 premiere of tracker tracker he will find your keys turns out they were in the yesterday's pants now I wonder if the justices sincerely wonder if these justices specifically John Roberts realizes how damaging to the Court's legacy its gridlock in the face of this urgent threat to our democracy is and that the legacy doesn't have much to fall at the moment.

In one survey, only 18% of Americans said they have great confidence in the Court. court that has less trust than Americans place in Chet's Hot Shrimp and Mayonnaise Emporium, you know their motto when you're here, you're H, um, the Supreme Court The Supreme Court gets all of its legitimacy and all of its power from the public approval, they don't. They don't have an army or a police force or apparently a human resources department, they have to rely on moral authority, but they have abdicated that moral authority, so tonight, using the power that has been given to me conferred as a night host, I hereby declare the Supreme Court

unconstitutional

. yes, no, I do not make this decision lightly, but I am here to say that your decisions are from now on.

I do not take this lightly nor is it easy to say that their decisions from now on are null and void because they are poop heads and completely divorced from what the people they serve want and divorced from reality in TWO the court stripped women of their rights and to justify it Sam Leo quoted a witch hunter from the 17th century evidently he believes that medical decisions are between a woman, her doctor and the mischievous imp who inflamed her back with his seductive pan flute to you nor for you oh, there is also some news from Trump's civil fraud trial, time is ticking and he is coughing up the $454 million fine that is accumulating every day and he has been trying to delay it, but yesterday his request to leave to pay the full amount was denied by a New York judge.

I have something. I have something. I'm sorry. Don, you have to present half an invoice. Soon, as we say in New York, he starts selling more shoes. Trump's lawyers, uh, Trump tried to get the judge to agree to a cheaper deal by proposing to put up $100 million. He cannot negotiate with a court ruling. The Lordship of him. I know he sentenced my client to be hanged to death, but what if he just strangled him until he got excited? it's something, it's something that Trump's lawyers argued that he can't pay the full bond because he doesn't have the money without selling a building, then selling a building and doing it, boohoo, selling Trump Tower, okay, New York can rebuild the first floor, the marijuana store, the second. floor third floor petcomer weed shop selling weed now it's no surprise that Donald Trump is already doing some shady things to avoid paying this fine.

The New York attorney general claims that he has been quietly moving his assets to Florida, but fortunately we know where he hides everything in Florida. just check the marago bath that's a big bath that's a really big bath um um yesterday President Biden had his annual physical and the good news is that he's alive John Stewart, you owe me five dollars, pay the House doctor Blanca wrote a summary of the president's health and said that Joe Biden is fit for

duty

and described him as healthy, active and robust in stark contrast to the former president who is unhealthy, inactive and robust.

We also got a list of all the medications Joe Biden takes for allergies, blood pressure and heartburn they are all pretty common eloquest Crestor daa algra pepid and Nexium thanks Joe I think they are each of our sponsors CBS now the doctors the doctors the doctors doctors doctors also gave Biden an extremely detailed neurological exam that they call reassuring and determined that he didn't need a cognitive exam, which is good because they only do one of those if you're worried. In fact, the doctor wrote that the patient exhibits an excellent memory, including photographic recollection of the candies on tap available at Scranton 5 and Dime in 1958 no detail was left out the doctor missed lunchtime, of course, that did not prevent Trump complaining that he posted on his stupid website corrupt Joe Biden should take a cognitive test dot dot dot I took two of them and got them both right, no mistake, that's not the Flex you think it is me people He constantly asks me to prove that I don't have dementia and I always accept it.

The day of the week, how many fingers, and then they asked me who is the president of the United States. I said, this guy. and then they said to give him another cognitive test, well now, fresh off his doctor visit, Joe made a visit to the southern border, one problem, it's the same day that Donald Trump already scheduled an award trip to the border Worse still, they were both wearing the same thing. Gold Bond Medicated Powder uh Trump is getting a little help in his 2024 campaign uh from his son Don Jr, who was calling for massive

vote

r turnout, he tweeted in 2024, we need a

vote

r strategy with all of the above, which means voter registration at gun shows, concerts, UFC fights even in Amish country, one of those things is not like the others, we gotta drive everyone crazy, bro, with a thousand AKs, kickboxing psychos and the peaceful guys with Beards who hate zippers, you have a problem, brother, you want to go, come on. when it comes because I'll go right now when it comes to admiring the Amish uh don Jr there is no jeda di come lately earlier this year an Amish farm was called out for selling raw milk which resulted in food borne illnesses and Junior was angry tweeting that the police should not go after farmers who sell to their neighbors and added: can I be the only person fed up with this?

I understand what you're doing, but I'm not sure the best way to reach the Amish is the Internet unless you go to their Best Social Networking Sites Milk Talk and Face Barn have a great show for you tonight. My guests are Dunes Rebecca Ferguson and Director Den. New when we get back in the meantime. Start spreading the news.