Stepdads & Daughters Play Truth or Drink | Cut

Did you ever hear me and your mom having sex? Probably, oh my God, in the old house, you can hear everything. My name is John and Polly has been my stepdaughter since she was four, so 18 years old. My name is Randy and this is my stepfather, how long have you been his stepfather? 19 years uh how long have you been chiming in to figure out how to do this right? my wife is there um six years no you've been in my life longer than that oh 10 years it's been like 12 years 12 years by the way I'm bad at dating oh yeah what did you think of me when you met me For the first time, Randy?

I was like who is this guy? I think at first I was skeptical because it was kind of like me, my mom, my brother and I, so I was a little skeptical that my mom would walk away, were you afraid that she was just trying to get into your mom's pants? No, not good at all, I mean, anyway, in what way is he your biological father? better than me none my dad has always been absent he never showed up to gymnastics or my graduation or anything like that he only talks to me when I have a bill to pay or if something happens in the family she tells the

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who is your favorite child Wow , I would do anything for any of my children.

I couldn't put a favorite because you are all the same to me. I can't put a favorite, so I have to

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randy has to be the favorite what my youngest daughter is there too but as for being more independent I said you need some money randy no, but now my youngest daughter you need this yes, mail it dad before my mom how you have slept with a lot of people I don't remember your best guess my best guess hmm if I had a number I would tell you the number but that number is not responsible so you are a hoe with a capital h around the 8 and the 15 That's big but I couldn't tell you because some of those times when I was drunk, did you ever rob me?

We used to go into the little lower cabinet and drink your liquor. Oh, that's what was happening. Your mother thought I drank. all the liquor that was us, I'm so glad I did this, I'm so vindicated today, did you ever cheat on my mom, I'll never, ever, never do it, I mean, she, you know she's a six degree black belt, So you wouldn't cheat because you're afraid he beat you up. Well, I may like it, but no, if you saw me cheating on your mother with one of her friends, would you tell her which of your hypothetical friends was frank?

Were you supposed to bite the bullet with that one? Yes, I'm sure you'll sleep on the couch tonight. Have you ever heard me or your mother having sex? No, no, thank God, my ears are still intact. Probably, oh my God, in the old house you can hear everything I do. I don't even know if you've ever had sex with her. Yes, I really am. My god, how often did he have sex with her? Not very often. Probably once a year. My mom is a lesbian, but we can't find her. We did not find. I dated until I was 14 and since then she has been with her partner.

You're not with her, no, but you sleep with her once a year. Yes, still she asked: Do you want? Alright. Oh my god, I don't know the answer to this. Have you ever had a threesome with my mom? No, never, no, go ahead and ask me if I want to move on, that's the next question, I'm sorry, I know he'll ask you that, do you want to have a threesome, absolutely not, who is the person you mentioned? Before that you caught my mom with and yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute, is anyone going to see this?

Oh God, this is just we're cutting it here, just put it there, what am I doing that's bothering you? Tell me, Randy. What did I do Randy? What is this Randy? That Randy, come on now, probably just the volume on the TV he likes turns up loud, like the surrounding sound means sound around the home theater, that's what it means, you know, blow your wig off, I can't even I hear myself thinking that you're not supposed to do it. They are doing it for you. What am I doing that bothers you? Honestly, you're a fart. They don't sound good.

Oh my gosh, okay, I enjoyed it. Okay, what are my worsts? parenting traits Randy, I can't think of anything, I don't have any parenting advice for you or any times where I felt you could have been a better parent, he is getting emotional, no I'm fine, does my other parent give you Has it caused a lot? of problems, he has never been anything, he has been nothing in your life and when he asks for things it is usually to avoid paying for anything, yes, and that is your father, do you think he would be more handsome if you were my biological father?

Absolutely yes, very good, they would be fine as the wine girl pointed out over a big old glass. In what way am I bad for your mom? Well, for starters, my mom is a lesbian, so I think she prefers women. I think you are a very good couple. She's the brains and you're the brawn well at least I'm something there you go yeah I'm fine with that it would have been easier without me in the picture there's a chance we could be richer than rich but so it would have been more boring, it would always be easier if I didn't have any of the kids in the photo, but that's my choice.

I did it so I could continue having the same life again. Am I a good father? Absolutely not, she said it. I think you are a great father and I don't know how I think you could be a better father. You're like another mom, but you're a boy. You taught me the things that, like most mothers, teach their

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. I feel like because my mom wasn't around, you know she wasn't very around, so you filled those shoes when you needed to, so yeah, you're a good mother and a good father, thank you, thank you baby, thank you alcohol, it's getting emotional again.

You're a great father to me, I appreciate that there's one more along the way, yeah, okay, how was he okay? Yes, I thought there would be more inappropriate questions. How raunchy did he want us to get? Oh, not so obscene. people don't know this we have an expansion pack for families what's up family he has the good questions there you go like who is the creepy uncle in the family who is the creepy uncle in our family he's gone we're on the same level that friend