Stardew Valley - Yandere Jas?! SO WEIRD Part 1

Hey everyone, today we have a very special mod involving Jazz to try out, but I have to warn you that it will probably be a lot more inappropriate than my usual videos, so if that's going to be a problem, click now, okay? no one clicked let's go find Jazz and get started right hello good morning Jazz I'm not supposed to talk to strangers and what big eyes you have this morning that's a new portrait and I can't talk to strangers anymore but I still do the best

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of this mod, there are so many cardiac events that I can't wait to start.

Cardiac event number one. She is so innocent jumping next to the tree that she has great energy for a 2 year old. Hello, hello, oh, no. Don't stop on my account, it looks like you're having fun. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I've been so rude to you. I've never spoken to you in my life except this morning in Marney, he says I should. I don't talk to strangers so I didn't talk to you and I liked it better when you didn't talk to me to be honest, but you seem nice, clearly you haven't heard what the town says about me, say what you think. of the city uh, they're great, um, it's wonderful, there are a lot of people I can marry there, really, I'm really happy that you like it, I promise I'll try to be nice too from now on, you'll always be nice, small, good. things go from zero to creepy really fast can't wait to see where this goes something else to add to that

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creepy girl 1 2 3 4 oh no i was wrong again okay i'm going to stop being mean to him kid and we'll move on with two heart Jazz, appropriately one for each of us and the kids are playing on the playground, okay let's run now, I bet you can't beat me, you're playing with fire, kid, get ready to lose , tremendously competitive in the way of children. faster he didn't have a chance oh oh he fell and hurt himself that's funny are you okay? your knee is bleeding it hurts a little that's what happens when you fall toughen it up I'm going to ignore the kids, they can handle this on their own I have to teach them to deal with adversity.

I'll have to go back to Auntie's Farm. I guess we'll continue playing tomorrow. I feel like I made the right decision. Let's repeat this day. Rewind, blah blah blah, two hearts, oh that poor girl. we better help and it's clearly important because I'm in a big hurry about it, do you have a band aid ma'am, ma'am, in fact I don't have one because I wasn't just watching the kids play from behind the bush, this is creepy in some levels please help me put it on my knee let's have the other child do it now I have to walk this is too much effort already little girl awkward silence thank you Mr.

Mrs. you are welcome. I have decided that. Mr. Mom spends too much time taking care of the kids, but the town already hates them thanks to all the marriages and divorces going on, so whatever the creepy Jazz is in the museum, where he's probably innocently studying, there's no I doubt she seems worried. I'm probably watching it one more time. from a distance because I don't see myself hm, I really don't understand oh, there I am. I was casually hiding behind the bookshelf for no reason. I don't even know how to read oh, hello Mr. MPS, hello again, stop calling.

I sir, I am having some problems with my homework because you are slow. I can help you with your homework. I think the best option is to interact with a child this way, so you will get the best experience. Really thank you for today's topic. divorce is okay, this is what I'm having trouble with, okay, I want to turn her into a pigeon, I've had enough of this interaction, now I understand, thank you for helping me, Mr. Mom, see you later and then I bet you won Miss Penny. Don't be surprised I managed to do it with a little help.

Don't tell Miss Penny that we were together, since I recently divorced her and her mother and almost everyone else. Can you think of something to say now that you're a little smarter, I really like playing with my jump rope, no, you're still pretty dumb. Now we involve Penny in a cardiac event in the woods. A beautiful jazz picnic still slips away because that's all she's good for. she showed up, I really can't wait? I brought the kids on a little field trip. Perfect, it's isolated and no one has to know about it. Jazz seems excited. Oh, Mr.

Mrs., hello again, stupid girl, we're on a field trip. I know. That nice lady literally just said that, well if you can consider this as an excursion since we are very close to A's Ranch, yes, no joke, you are 10 meters from the door, but that's great, yes, a good excursion idiot, everyone knows about life. in the countryside, it's where kids go missing, so I was thinking, could you be my guest speaker today? I would love to, although I really can't stand kids, but I would love to, great, let me call the kids one more time. We're not very far.

I don't think Penny is very good with distance. No, let's not worry about Vincent, let's push him towards forever. Okay, we don't have that option. I have a very special guest here to talk to you today. He is my own local farmer, MPS, although to be fair I haven't really farmed anything in about 40 years. He has experienced country life firsthand, so he knows everything about the Valley's natural resources, including people, the most renewable resource of all. Jazz. Can you come? here and sit near Vincent please go girl go sit next to your friend of course Miss Penny can someone tell me what a natural resource is?

The children want to answer Jaz, a natural resource is a material source of wealth that is produced in the natural environment. State and has a very scientific economic value and here I was thinking that she was just aoron and like her little friend there very well that's where two star points Jazz yes, what are good star points for Miss Penny absolutely nothing ? I have at least 50 star points. Now miss, can I have them? I feel like they would be good for me to pay for the divorce. Okay, now let's give Mrs. our full attention. Country life is all about agriculture.

The more children you can produce, the more money you can earn. The

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floor is ideal for growing delicious vegetables yes idiot thanks for interrupting yes Jazz um Mr. Mom, if Vincent eats his vegetables, it will grow and be strong like his brother Sam, no, he is just as strong. I saw him leave Miss Penny off the ground last night when we were climbing a busted tree. What are you doing sitting in a tree? Miss Penny Jazz, it's not good to gossip. Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Penny. I didn't know you wanted to keep it a secret.

Well, this is awkward. Technically I'm dating. cent right now, but I'm also dating everyone else at the same time, including Sam, so you know, it just gets

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er and weirder. Well, that's probably enough for today. You two run and play. Push the other boy into the river. She probably will. they are on the bridge, well this is awkward, it's a lot of work taking care of these kids, that's why we should eliminate one, so it's half the job, but I don't really care, I enjoy watching them learn and I hope I can help them grow. to be good people, yeah, you probably don't want my help, so would you ever want to be a father?

MPS, isn't it obvious? uh-oh, here comes the little one, no, I won't be your father, girl, Mr. MS, could you play? with us pretty please go ahead the kids really want to play with you and I'm over you Penny anyway so this might be a chance to eliminate one let's go diving for heavy rocks well I'm glad that you do it. appeared Mrs. I think the children had a great time and do you have any thoughts on how I enjoyed it? Because that wasn't very fun until now. Things are still pretty normal. I think they're getting creepier and creepier as they go.

We're about to see the five hearts event and I think it's probably going to be a pretty fast downhill slope from here, so it's a shame we don't have George around because he loves steep slopes. Five hearts jazz by the lake with sad face. That's because she wants to go swimming. I'm going to sneak up behind her and push her inside. Oh, hello ma'am, hello again, could you please brush my hair? God, don't brush her hair. This is getting weird. Nothing like brushing a strange girl's hair in the water. forest, you know, I was really wrong when I met you I thought you would be like the other adults well, you were wrong, I'm nothing like the other adults, I'm glad you're so kind.

I think you're misunderstanding that

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. I hope you stay in Stard Valley even when I grow up. I've been here for 100 years now. I plan to stay here. Do you promise me? I'm not sure, maybe I'll leave. After all, thank you, you're welcome. I don't know what it was about, but this is getting creepy, let's chase her while we have a second, see if there's any new dialogue. Want something? You do not want? 6:00 I'm bright and early oh hi Jazz I don't know what you're doing here I already eliminated my children good morning sir ma'am um I wanted to give you something I don't want it please leave I should put a door in my house I baked you a cake I didn't even ask you help aunt, um, here you go, so you baked a cake by yourself and now you're giving it to me.

I'm a little suspicious of this pink cake with a heart on it, could you please try it? Since I did it myself. I don't know if I did it right. It's a big red flake. If someone ever gives you something and expects you to eat it right in front of them. Be careful, take a small bite, there is a strange metallic aftertaste, but other than that, it is delicious, okay, so either you added too much iron content to this cake or there is something metallic in there that isn't supposed to be there. I wonder if they are pieces of such old wheels. cyborg, I'm very glad you like it.

Aune always says that food tastes better if you put a little of yourself in it. Well, now I guess the iron content is blood, so I did. Great, it's a pleasure. I'm used to it, I have to go now or aunt might worry. Yeah, what are you doing here in Kraad Dawn anyway? Goodbye, Mr. Mumps, please just leave.