Spongebob Squarepants on Nintendo Switch Commercial

NANI!?! Now we present the SpongeBob SquarePants video game! Now, for NES, it comes right into your *Long pause* Spongebob Happy Meal. Now let's look at the characters: SpongeBob Patrick Mr. Krabs S-S-Sannndy Eeeehh.. (GASP) Squidward: I must be next! Breast Cancer Awareness SpongeBob SquarePants (Pink Spongebob) Patrick Tree! Plankton. Where is? There's Squidward: What!?! They advertise those monsters, but not me, the main character? Man, I NEEDED to be in this video game! Gary Giant Sandy Announce me now! Even Patrick's mom is in this video game! (R.I.P.) Patrick's mom was later sued by the families of 14 (and 2 brothers who sued Patrick's mom themselves).

PATRICK No more video games! PATRICK (SOOPING) ARGH I think you missed an important character ARGH Check it out on the official SpongeBob Wikipedia page, Squidward's bathroom is listed as his character's own (?) Wow, you're right about that! Alright, Squidward's bathroom will now be a non-playable character in the new Switch game! (SpongeBob voice) Hello, Squidward's bathroom. I'm really exhausted, but you're really exhausted! :D Wa wa WAAAAAAA "Ugh, toilet humor..." ~ Squidward 2018 Enough of those cinematic scenes, now let's see some GAMEPLAY! WELCOME TO THE BOTTOM MEME Hi Patrick, what's up? (LOUD) OH HELLO SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!111! AREN'T THESE GRAPHICS AMAZING?!!?!?!?!?!1111 Nice Call of Duty Mic Patrick, let's go jellyfish fishing!

WHAT A GREAT IDEA! LET ME! JUST GET MY TRUSTED FISHING NET (LOL) *Squidward comes with a strange kazoo noise* (LOUD AGAIN) HEY GUYS, AFTER ALL, WHO'S IN THE GAME, ME! ME! I'VE ENTERED THE GAME Wait, Squidward, if you're here, then who is that inside your house? (Return to normal voice) O NOOOOOO O O O O THAT'S IT The richest but dumbest idiot in the sea Squilliam Fancyson What are you doing in my house?!?! Ah ha! My unibrow felt a disturbance around this area. Squidward I'm disappointed! My toilet is gold inlaid... and your toilet is VOMIT. MISERABLE.

WHITE! (wow so salty) Oh, so why did you use all my Squilliam toilet paper!? Was it to make those TERRIBLE rags you call "Clothes"? *EXPOSED* (Patrick's Voice Returns) Ho Is that Santa Claus? There can only be ONE SAAANTTAA!!1~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!! (Thrown) Patrick Get out of here. We're having a fight.. What oh no... Oh no, he's hot!! Yes I am:D That's why I have my own wife and she has her own video game unlike you Octoward. (Fart) (10 of 10) ROUND 1: (and sassy music starts) Shovel the driveway! For the gold! r.i.p Squidward and SpongeBob Hey, they didn't hit me :D (liar) (scratchy, sassy music) r.i.p again (Return to SpongeBob's voice) Hey, Patrick, do you want a snowball fight?

Of course :D -999HP ROUND 2: Grow a SpongeBob SquarePants! Can they GROW just by being in water? Maybe I should try it too! Ahhhhhhh! GWHOPFHWKLFHSLEJFBGBBBBRRRBBBBGHHHHH! (Welcome to Satan's world XD) So here I am in the washing machine, maybe that would make me grow, I guess I just go for it? Oh oh oh oh oooh Why is this necessary?! I'm Squidward I'm Squidward I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward and I'm in the washing machine! Ugh x5 (Probably just caused brain damage) 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 CENTURIES OF CLEANING L8R Wait, that didn't help me. I'm shrunken to the size of a Pickle!!! (R.I.P.

Squidward (1999-2018) I'll help you, Squidward! Right in my EYE PEE *Da Ant War* WOW! Long Bunch of Ants The ants were supposed to itch my butt, but they only made it itch more in the end of the rounds. Get the Welcome chapter 2! Welcome chapter 2!