Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Niall Horan, Ewan McGregor & Isla Fisher

James: WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE HERE. WE HAVE SALMON SMOOTHIE. A LANGUAGE OF RES. BIRD SALT VAT. -- SALIVEA. A HERRING ROLLMOP. THIS IS GOOD. James: A SCORPIO. FISH HEAD. HOT SAUCE. AND FINALLY, BULLPENIS. IS THAT HOW IT WORKS. EWAN AN I'LL ASK NIALL QUESTIONS AND IT'S THE AND VICE VERSA. NOW, IF ANYONE ON YOUR TEAM CHOOSE THAT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, YOU'LL BOTH HAVE TO EAT THE DISGUSTING FOOD. WE HAVE IT? YES. James: Okay, NIALL. I'M ALREADY ANGRY. James: YOU COME FIRST. NIALL, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU-- PLEASE DON'T DO IT.

NOT THE SCORPIO. James: THE SALMON SHAKE, okay? HERE IS YOUR QUESTION. SO IF YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT; IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU BOTH HAVE TO DRINK A BIG BUCKET OF SALMON SMOOTHIE. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M MORE NERVOUS, THE QUESTION OR THE SOFT C.E.O. James: AFTER LOOKING AT THE QUESTION, I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE QUESTION. NIALL, WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE ONE DIRECTION MEMBER? . I THINK YOU SHOULD DRINK, I'M NOT YOUR ADVERTISER. I THINK I COULD TAKE THE DAILY EMAIL TOMORROW AND GIVE A SHIT ANSWER. I'M TRYING TO HELP IS THE.

DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR TEAMMATE, THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE. James: WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO THE SALMON. THERE YOU GO. CHECK IT OUT. YES, FOR FUTURE LIFE, YES, I THINK I'LL GO WITH THIS. James: OKAY, HERE WE GO. NICE BIG GLU G. DOWN THE HATCH. (APPLAUSE). James: WAIT, HERE YOU GO. There you have it. There you have it. BIG, BIG MOUTH, READY? IT'S OKAY. (LAUGHTER). James: YOU DON'T DRINK, YOU CAN'T DRINK IT. OH LORD! OH MY GOD. IT'S NOT SO MUCH THE FLAVOR, IT'S THE TEXTURE, IT'S LIKE TAKING SALMON YOGURT. James: OH, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE HAIR TO SAVE FOR LATER.

WELL, NOW IT'S THE, WILL YOU ASK ME YOUR QUESTION? OH GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. WHICH WOULD YOU LIKE EWAN AND I TO HAVE? LOOK AT THE QUESTION FIRST. OH, WOW. GETTING TACTICAL. OH, HE'S GOING TO EAT IT. I KNOW-- SCORPIO. James: SCORPIO. I THINK IT IS THE EASIEST. IS HE A FIES GUY? GOOD. James: WELL, YEAH, HE SAYS THAT UNTIL IT'S IN HIS FACE. VERY GOOD, SCORPIO. YOUR QUESTION IS, JAMES, NAME AN ARTIST WHO HAS REJECTED KARAOKE IN THE CARPOOL. HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE? James: MORE CHEESE, MATE. HEALTH. HERE WE GO. (APPLAUSE). James: EWAN, YOUR QUESTION IS THE.

WHAT IS GOING TO EAT THE. I THINK I'M GOING BY THE LANGUAGE. James: HERE IT COMES. BECAUSE THIS IS TOO EASY. James: BEEF TONGUE TURNED. Jaime. AND HE IS ONE EACH. James: Okay. HERE WE GO, THIS IS VERY CUTE I THINK, HAS HER HUSBAND SACHA BARON COHEN EVER MADE HER A CHARACTER IN BED? I THINK THIS MUST BE A SUPPLEMENT, AND IF SO, WHICH ONE. OF COURSE. High five. GOOD. IT'S A PRIVATE GUY. WAIT WAIT WAIT. James: THERE'S A KNIFE THERE, YOU CAN CUT A LITTLE. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, HE HASN'T MADE A CHARACTER IN BED, HE HASN'T.

SHE'S LIKE A BORAT OR HAD BLONDE HAIR, SHE'S VISUALLY HAD CHARACTER BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT-- OR SOMETHING. James: ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU'VE NEVER AT THE END OF A ROMANTIC MOMENT HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND GONE... (LAUGHTER) I'M SAYING THAT. James: ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO. GOOD ANSWER. (APPLAUSE). James: NIALL WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO FEED EWAN? WELL, EWAN, YOU'RE UP. STATE TO THINK THAT SALIVEA SURELY THE QUESTION WILL IMPROVE. IT DOES. SORRY, GUYS. James: JEEZ, AGO, BACK TO THE SALIVEA BIRD. HOW DO THEY GET IT? James: I CAN ONLY--. LET'S GO.

James: WHAT'S THE QUESTION? THIS IS THE BIGGEST QUESTION. EWAN, DO YOU EVER HAVE YOUR PANTS? (LAUGHTER). James: THE SHOW LASTS ONLY ONE HOUR. I MEAN YOU COULD LINE UP, THERE'S ONLY ONE OR TWO PEOPLE WHO WOULD KNOW. (LAUGHTER) I'M REALLY ENJOYING THIS. WELL, I guess so. (APPLAUSE). James: Wait, wait, how old were you? WELL, I WAS VERY YOUNG AT THAT TIME. NO, NO, THERE WAS NO AGE THERE, RIGHT? James: WELL, TECHNICALLY WE ALL HAVE OUR PANTS AS BASHEES. BUT WE MEAN. THAT'S ALL I'M REFERRING TO. YOU CAN HAVE MY PANTS IN 09VER. ONCE. James: EWAN McGregor.

SPILL IT. OKAY, NIALL, I'M GOING TO GO, GUYS. PLEASE NO HOT SAUCE. James: SOME-- I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING. NO. James: A LITTLE BEEF TONGUE, OKAY? SOME BEEF TONGUE, ARE YOU READY? WELL. I HAVE TO EAT THIS. James: NIALL, YOU HAVE OUT WITH SELENA GOMEZ AND ELLIE GOLDING IT'S YOUR LAST NIGHT ON EARTH, OF THEM TWO, WHO WOULD YOU PREFER TO SPEND IT WITH? (LAUGHTER) IT JUST DOESN'T HURT ANYONE. I'M AFRAID THAT LIKE THIS. THE ADVERTISER IS NOT REALLY THE LAST MAN, SO TOMORROW, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE WILL BE UPSET. I'M GOING TO GIVE-- WELL, I WOULD DO IT BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST NIGHT ON EARTH, ELLIE IS A BIG FAN OF DAVID'S PLANET EARTH IN ENBORROW, SO I WOULD SIT DOWN AND WATCH THAT WITH HER AND FOR THAT REASON, ELLIE GOULDING.

James: ELLIE GOLDING. IT'S THE, YOUR TURN, NOW YOU WILL ASK ME A QUESTION AND SELECT A FOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU APPEAR SO INTERESTED IN BEEF LANGUAGE, HITTING US OVER AND OVER, SO WE HAVE REVENGE. LOOK AT THAT. JAMES. James: Okay. YOU'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO EAT THAT, SO HAVE YOUR KNIFE AND FORK READY. James: YES. I WOULD NOT GIVE THAT TO MY DOG. WHICH EVENING HOST DO YOU PREFER, KIMMEL OR FALLON? THAT'S COMPLICATED. OH DEAR, SHALL WE EAT THIS? (APPLAUSE). James: THAT WAS SPILLING YOUR VISIONS OR FILLING YOUR VISIONS. (Applause and applause), MY THANKS TO ISLA FISHER, NIALL HORAN AND EWAN McGREGOR, WE'LL BE BACK IN A MOMENT TO EVERYONE. (APPLAUSE)