Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kendall Jenner

THAT'S THE WORST FIRST DATE. James: THE WORST FIRST DATE. IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ON A DATE RIGHT NOW. James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE HERE AND STARTING WITH SOMETHING THAT IS ALREADY SICK OF MY MOUTH IS THE FISH EYE. WE HAVE SALT IVA BIRD-- KALIVA. HOT SAUCE. COD SPERM, I'M SLIGHTLY CONFUSED HOW THEY GET IT. THEN WE HAVE GRASSHOPPERS. A SMOOTHIE OF SARDINES AND BULLPENIS. AND THAT OLD CLASSIC, CLAM JUICE. WELL. THIS IS HOW THE GAME WORKS. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. EITHER YOU CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION OR IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION, YOU HAVE TO EAT WHAT I GIVE YOU.

GOOD. James: AND WE WILL DO IT TO VICE, REMEMBER VERSA. So I'll give you, I'll give you the sardine shake, okay. NEITHER KENDALL NOR I HAVE SEEN THESE QUESTIONS, ARE YOU READY? Uh huh. NO NO. James: KENDALL, THREE OF YOUR NECESSES AND NEPHEWS ARE NAMED DREAM, NORTH AND SAINT. RANK THOSE BABY NAMES FROM BEST TO WORST. I'M REALLY CONSIDERING IT. HOW TO RESPOND. James: YES. WHAT IS THE BEST NAME. BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE A SHAKE, THIS MAKES IT EVEN MORE GROSS THAN THE JUST FACT THAT THEY ARE SARDINES, I LIKE THE NORTH, I HAVE ALWAYS LIKED THE NORTH.

James: SO THE NORTH IS THE BEST. YES. James: Let's find out which one you hate. (LAUGHTER) OH MY GOD. NORTH... THEN... DREAM. Jaime. NORTH, HOLY, DREAM. James: OKAY. I STILL LOVE THEM. James: OF COURSE. She now THAT YOU WANT TO FEED ME. BECAUSE YOU HAD A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE COD SPERM. James: OH NO. HAHA, HAHA. (LAUGHTER). James: OH MY GOD. WELL. GOOD. JAMES, YOUR PARENTS ARE LOVELY PEOPLE WHO OFTEN DO COMEDY SPOTS FOR YOUR SHOW. IN FACT, THEY ARE BOTH HERE TONIGHT. Jaime: YES. MY QUESTION IS WHO DO YOU PREFER, YOUR MOM OR YOUR DAD? (LAUGHTER).

James: THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION. WHAT DID YOU SAY MOM? ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANT YOUR CHILD TO EAT COD SPERM? WELL, LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK. James: MY DAD IS GREAT AT ADVISING US, AND HE'S GREAT AT ADVISING AND REGISTERING US, AND HE'S AN AMAZING FRIEND. MY MOM GIVES BIG HUGS. LIKE MOTHERS DO IT. James: I CAN NEVER AND WILL NEVER CHOOSE. GOOD FOR YOU. OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO VOLT FOR YOU. (Applause and applause). James: OH MY GOD. THAT WAS JUST HORRIFIC. CORRECT. YOU ASKED FOR IT. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU, YES, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU BIRD SALIVA.

HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? James: I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENS. BUT IT'S A CUP FULL OF BIRD SALIVA. WELL. KENDALL, WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MEMBER OF TAYLOR SWIFT'S TEAM? THERE ARE SELENA GOMEZ, HAILEY SIGN FELD, CARLA DELAVIGNE, CARLY CLAUSE, GIGI OR TAYLOR SWIFT. WHAT DID IT TASTE LIKE? I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU. James: ALL RIGHT, G FOR T, GIVE ME ONE. VERY GOOD, GOOD. James: YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE BULLPENIS HERE, CLAM JUICE, GRASSHOPPER. I'M GOING TO MAKE BELL'S PENIS. James: A BULL'S PENIS, OKAY. HAHAHAHA OK. JAMES. Jaime: YES. WHO IS A GUEST YOU REFUSE TO HAVE ON YOUR SHOW AND WHY?

James: WHO WROTE THESE? I'M VERY SORRY. James: I CAN'T EVEN EAT IT... I CAN'T EVEN CHEW IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE I came to work today and had cod sperm and a bull penis. (Applause and applause) I AM PROUD OF YOU. I'M PROUD OF YOU. James: I MEAN IT'S REALLY CHEWABLE. I AM IMPRESSED. James: VERY GOOD, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU. SHUT UP. James: I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU, YES, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE CLAM JUICE. GOOD. James: YES, CLAM JUICE, CLAM JUICE WE'RE GOING TO BE FOR THIS ONE. KENDALL, YOUR SISTER KIELY WAS... KYLIE was supposed to be on our show tonight but she canceled yesterday morning because she was sick, yes, she was sick.

HERE'S A PAPARAZZI PHOTO OF HER... SO MY QUESTION IS, HOW DOES SHE FEEL? THIS IS VERY GOOD. James: YOU WHAT? DRINK THE CLAM JUICE. WHAT IS-- . James: IT'S THE JUICE OF A CLAM, DON'T SMELL IT. I DID IT. James: THERE ST. WELL DONE. THAT'S DISGUSTING. James: OKAY, SEND ME ONE. HERE WE GO, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? GRASSHOPPER. WELL. James: Okay. JAMES. Jaime: YES. YOU HAVE ONE OF THE BEST BANDS OF THE NIGHT, EACH OF THEM SO TALENTED. James: LET'S DO IT. YOU HAVE TO FIRE ONE OF THEM. WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE? James: I HAVE TO FIRE A BAND MEMBER.

SO TIM, STEVE OR GU ILLERMO. I mean, why would you ever fire any of them? BUT I SAY I HAVE TO FIRE SOMEONE. I CAN'T FIRE HEGA BECAUSE THERE'S A HUGE AMOUNT OF OUR AUDIENCE TUNE IN EVERY NIGHT JUST TO SEE HEGA. (APPLAUSE) WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TO YOURSELF? SPILL OR FILL YOUR GUTS, KENDALL JENNER, EVERYONE. WE WILL BE BACK WITH KENDALL AND MICHAEL STRAHAN. (APPLAUSE). ♪