SML Movie: Jeffy The Karate Master!

well, Daniel mice, don't be short, Rex, let me stop it, you're being annoying, good plant five, I can play in the shop, yeah, yeah, go play outside, just stay in the garden, ed, don't talk to strangers, Okay, dad, it's time for that. Wow. I've got my dinosaur shoes on yaaarrr hey little one, you want some candy, yeah I'm candy, how about you get in the back of my neck? We'll have some fun, okay, what am I going to do? Why do you get in that car? Know? This guy no one offered me candy, okay this car right now, so only you want the candy, yeah the car gets the whole car, why did you get into a stranger's car?

Because it had candy. I told you not to talk to strangers, wait, dad. you said don't talk to strangers you never said don't talk to strangers who have candy and he had candy Jeffy it's the same don't talk to strangers what would you have done if he took you he would probably take me? at the candy store he bought me more candy no, he wouldn't jump, he didn't have the money to do that, dad, these are king size, obviously he got that cash, he got that paper, we're not Jeffy, he doesn't have that. paper, you took him to his house and chained yourself.

Oh, pervert, I like where this is going. No, Jeff, you're not supposed to talk to strangers. Would you have gotten to his car if he didn't have candy? No, so you're only in this car because it had candy, yeah, I'm glad we established that you're not the stranger type, even if they offer you candy, if he offers you candy, you're supposed to punch him in the face, right? why do that? He was just being It was nice to offer me some sweets and if he punched him in the face he would never use them. I got the candy.

He wasn't trying to be nice. Jeff. He was trying to take you by offering you sweets when people offer you sweets every time. her to punch them in the face and grab the candy, what's up with Halloween? I'm supposed to be rocking in the refrigerator at the front door like Dandong, here's your candy, bye, put the W in Hal, you don't hit people with candy. Halloween, the only day you don't do it, dies. I'm so confused that I'm signing you up for self-defense closets because if you knew self-defense, you would know not to get inside a stranger's car and you would have hidden.

You had to move them so you know I'm signing you up for self-defense classes right now. Oh please answer. Oh, Jackie Joo, hey, Jackie, it's me, Mario. I was wondering if you would teach my son

karate

. Oh yes, I could teach. You want some

karate

but it'll cost you $200 alwah 200 an hour that's expensive yeah but I have to put k-dog on my family's table and cat and dog ain't cheap well is there any way Can you give me a discount? You know right, we have $200, $100, half of our $50 for 15 minutes and we also have $25 for seven and a half minutes.

You're cutting everything in half. Yes, this car has a discount. I really need to teach my son karate because someone almost took him away. today and I want to teach you self defense so you know how to solve all those situations. Oh, everyone doing dollar time, whatever, how do you find a cheaper option? A cheaper option. Okay, Debbie, I found you a cheap karate instructor on Craigslist. What's happening? Your blood gang. What is your crack? I have to do to get it M word pass is me now you have to get a black belt if you want that pass Oh word up no no passes will be handed out Jeffy he's here to teach you karate or what's your name.

Oh, my name, Blackie Chan, I have it on the hood because I know how to play Mortal Kombat very well, how much do you know about karate? Oh, I know a lot about Kitty. Don't know. I like it so much it ruins my stomach, you know, Sam, carrot tea, yeah, I can't see, you know, I can't pee, no, no, I hired you to teach him about karate, you know how to fight, oh, I know how to fight , look, look, I know how. to fight I have been in prison, okay you have to know how to fight, know that if you drop a soul, you would be gone.

Oh no, okay, but I need you to teach him self-defense because they took me out today. she got up and offered him candy and he got into his cars what candy what candy was this candy right here if it's not snick there's a reason I won't get in that car we'll know he shouldn't get in the car no matter what kind of Candy, what kind of car was it if it was a leopard, eat it. I'll get in that car no, it wasn't a Lamborghini, it was a normal car, well, don't get normal cars with people. with normal candy, okay, yeah, you know, no matter what they can do or what car they have, just don't get in a car with a stranger, so that's what I want you to teach them.

I want you to teach them self-defense how. If someone comes up to him and offers to get in the car to buy candy, you know how he says no, you know, you know, I can do it okay. I bought this piece of wood from Home Depot. I think it's supposed to be broken by a song. so hit it mmm oh you did it oh man that was amazing what's my $20? I'm not going to pay you, you haven't done anything yet. Oh God, okay, look, I'm going to be the creep, oh, look, little one. I have some sweets and I want to tickle your butt now, what's your answer?

Oh, okay, I'll take your candy and you can start tickling. No, this is TKD. I'm not going to tickle your butt. Look at it a little, don't leave it. anyone who does that would have a kid, you know, we're done here, you know what, here's $20, you can leave $20, okay, hey, how's it going, okay, Jeffy, don't listen to anything he said, that It was a small waste of time and a loss. for $20 look Jeffy I just want you to learn self defense well I already know how to fight with Danny well what then do you want to get in the car oh my god why in Jeffy Jimmy USO candy that's right you two lend, You already know what.

You're not going to learn anything, we're going to put you in bed and you won't be able to go out anymore. Come on, okay, Jeff, you're going to go to bed and you won't be able to go out, but what about going to school? What do you mean I have to leave to go to school? It's okay, you could leave to go to school. That's the only time you go out. I know you check your email. You don't need to check the email. I'll check the email. mail oh my goodness package I will let you know if you have a package when I check the mail.

Well, can I go inside and chase the Easter Bunny? No, what about Sherry Claus? What's the matter with him? She jumped on John. He is outside when he is in the fireplace. but then he came in so you can see it when he comes in. Well, what if I need fresh air? I open a window, but that's outside. No, stay inside the house and open the window and stay inside. Well, can I put my fingers in? out the window no, why are they just fingers okay, you can put your fingers outside, what's wrong with my hand?

Yes, your hand on your arm, you can put your arm out the window just all of me, no, you can't go outside, oh you. You're not going out No, Jeffy, you guys still don't whistle at me, stop it, Jeffy, stay in bed, you can't go out, okay, I guess he's back. I want to give him more sweets. I wonder what's troubling you, oh. I bet it's that one over there that I like, it's attention, oh yeah, yeah, right, what else do I have? The air boy remembers the guy who gave you candy. Oh yeah, hey, I have some more.

I can't go out, I'm not allowed just my Fingers okay, you can throw your candy at me, boy are you trying to tickle my butt? I can meet you at the front door. I can't believe Jeffy got into a stranger's car and I tried to defend myself. No, but today I tickle you, sir. I will miss you. My reaction skills suck. I can't believe they caught me. He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you, you meddling boy. Yeah, we've been trying to catch the butt-tickling bandit for years, but you finally did it, Jeffy.

Those karate skills of yours, would you mind closing the door for me? Yes, you just slammed the door in my face. I'm sorry, oh okay, let's go tell your dad what you did, oh my God, yes, your son near Cawdor in my face, well, he thought. That creep, yeah, I guess he did very well, Jeffy, I guess you didn't pay attention to learning karate, after all, you know how to defend yourself, I told you, Dad, it's okay, you know how I fight every time someone gets angry. mess with me, bye, yeah, Bob. just like the car door right in my face Bob, well how did he close the car door in your face anyway?

Well, I didn't pull away because I was too busy daydreaming about my cat. You see, my cat likes to chew on like lamp cords and stuff, so I left them alone at home and I usually unplug the lamp cords, but I think there's a lamp cord that I forgot to unplug, so I'm a little worried for them. Andy has asthma, so that's it. I hope your cat is well. so yeah me too and anyway the message of this video is never talk to strangers and be careful when people are closed and knock on a door so they don't hit your face yeah so Jeffy did you learn your lesson of this video?

Don't talk to strangers even if they have car door candy in their face, whatever, it's okay Jesse, I'm glad you learned your lesson, you can go out again, but don't talk to idiots, yeah, I can go out, sure. Yeah