SML Movie: Jeffy's Swimming Lessons!

Marvin I haven't heard or seen Jeffy all day I know, isn't that great? Marvin, we should go check on him, look, the police wouldn't care if he was missing until 72 hours had passed. Marvin, he's okay, look, we'll go get him.

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where are you what are you doing jeffy chefy why are you so dirty because I'm digging in porcelain with my spoon jeffy you can't dig the porcelain yes I can if I dig deep enough I'll eventually get to the other side of the earth no you'll never get to the other side of the earth are you saying the world is flat daddy? no i'm not saying it's flat jeffy jeffy you need a bag you're so dirty i don't want a bad dad i need to end up digging in china you need a bat because you're a dirty boy and clingy because you're a dirty boy i don't want china addict no longer okay okay because you take a bath you get in the bath right now come on okay jeffy the bathtub is full so get in the bathtub.

I don't want to have your bad day. Gently get into the bathtub. You are dirty. Okay, baby, do you have the soap? Yes, it's here. Okay, Jeffy, are you in the back? Oh hey. someone call a doctor yes our son needs CPR why because he drowned while in the bathtub he drowned in the bathtub yes he doesn't know how to swim you don't have to know how to swim to take a bath you just sit there I know but he did wrong, how do you bathe wrong? I don't know, do you just give him CPR? Oh, I really wish you told me that before I came because I really took my time getting here like I stopped for coffee. on a sandwich and it was like an onion and mayonnaise sandwich, so my cholesterol is through the roof, so now I have coffee breath with onion mayonnaise and if I give him mouth to mouth with that, it will be pretty disgusting, look, just give them a little.

I don't care, okay, I'll try, hey daddy, you saved him, yeah, that coffee breath with onion mayonnaise will wake anyone up, baby, baby, can you move? Say it again, that coffee breath with onion mayonnaise will wake anyone up. Oh, well, here, jeffy, are you okay? Daddy, but I'm never going to take a bath again, that means the water almost drowned me, well Jeffy, if you knew how to swim, that wouldn't have happened. I teach

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, yeah, you're on the road again. Where do you want me? It's right there, okay, you teach swimming lessons, I teach swimming lessons, Marvin, we should give Jeffy swimming lessons.

Yes, Jeffy needs swimming lessons. Good, because I give swimming lessons. Well, how much do swimming lessons cost? I charge too much. for swimming lessons, well how much do you charge for swimming lessons? I charge 100 for swimming less, oh that's a lot for swimming lessons, yes some would say too much for swimming lessons. Well, I think Jeffy really needs swimming lessons, so we should take swimming lessons, right? Come back to my house and I'll teach you some swimming lessons, okay Jeffy, come on, you're going to learn to swim, okay baby, I'm about to go take swimming lessons with Jeffy, okay, Marvin, have fun.

I'm going to work on my tan, okay guys, the sun is out, guns out, guys, look at these guns, see yeah, I'm ripped, that's a swimmer's body, it's because I'm a lifeguard, okay, jeffy, We are going to teach you how to do it. Swim like a dolphin because you almost drown in the bathtub, so we're going to teach you how not to do that. Are there narwhals in this pool? No narwhals, no, there are no narwhals, what about octopuses? No, none of those either. I wish there were eight. of those that are there, but no, there are no animals in the pool.

Can we just start the lesson? I'm sorry, what are you, Jesus? How are you standing in the water and also why are you fully clothed in the pool? I don't know what to wear. It's a pool, have you never been in a pool before? I mean, why are you showering in all your clothes? No, can we just start the lesson? Please, okay Jeffy, the first rule of swimming is that you have to make sure you eat a full amount of food before you get in the water, well I thought you shouldn't eat before you get in the pool because you'd get cramps, okay , that's a myth, look, they just don't want you to swim to your full potential, no, you have to.

Eat a lot of food before you get in the water so you have a lot of energy to go swimming, okay Jeffy, I want you to eat this, you get it, Wolf, because they're hot dogs, it's a swimmer's joke, okay, Jeffy . Eat all this food, it's okay, I'm done, I'm so full my stomach hurts so much, that pain tells your body that you're ready to swim. We call that swimmer's pain. You know, that's how Michael Phelps won all those Olympic medals. I ate a whole plate of hot dogs before every race. It's true? I don't know, Google it.

Okay, Jeffy, you're ready to swim. I'm looking at the water. I'm afraid it's going to hurt. All the water won't hurt. You, he had checked, wait, wait, look, the water hit you, no, no, it didn't bite me, it's just very, very cold, you know, I'm ready to grow it, it's not a showa, so when I get in there It's just going to fall. Okay, jeffy, get in the water, how about you get in first? You know, because he's a little scared. Okay, yeah, oh no, no, no, no, no, can you hurry up and get in the water?

Oh, I'm sorry, I can't. floats on water like you, it's okay, it's cold, just hurry up, you're a swimming instructor, you're supposed to be okay with cold water, well, it's really cold, okay, does your child really need to learn to swim? ? That just get in the water okay is it really that cold yeah it's cold okay okay jeffy get in the water oh oh I'm scared no no no no no if I'm in the water Are you going to get your butt in the water too, Jeffy, get in? I'm afraid of water. Oh, how about you encourage him by teaching him to swim?

Okay, hey, Jesse, look, I'm going to teach you how to doggy paddle, okay, that's how puppies swim, no, puppies don't know how to swim, they don't. fish puppies can swim no, oh yeah, I'm going to show you that dogs can swim well, jeffy, I've got your dog, I'm going to show you that he can swim, there you go, yeah, doggy paddle, you're doing it wrong, is paralyzed. With the neck down, why didn't you tell me that before putting it in the water? I thought you said all dogs could swim well, not paralyzed dogs, I'm sorry Jeffy, I'm definitely not going to swim, that's what you killed my little dog, no, no, no. no no no no no no it's okay, look, I have a cat, uh, it probably knows how to swim, it's like a dog, wait, I'll take it out, oh, stop scratching me, come here, come here, get in the water, swim, nothing, come on. swim you want to scratch me a little look he's swimming I'm not going to get in the pool now keep hurting the animals look what you're doing you're scaring the pool no no no no no the pool doesn't hurt the animals I'm hurting the animals, don't blame the pool, show them that the kitten is fine, you see, he is fine, he sees meow, yes, I am swimming, look, sometimes, look, are there any?

I think you are a professional, are you afraid? pool I'm going to put him in the pool just wait a minute I have an idea what buddy you're killing my gigan ahoy jeffy it's me captain captain creak don't you want to get on my boat no, that boat has holes Oh, no, no, these Holes are for your legs so you can feel the water, but the water is the scary part. No, no, no, it's not. I'd show you, but I don't have legs. Hey, hey, rich people like boats, right? I wanna be like a rich person, um, I guess I'll get sprayed, yeah, yeah, you'll get it, you'll get a lot of hoes, but first you gotta get on the boat, ain't that so much fun, Jeffy, we should get out of the pool right now oh, but look how much fun we're having look, I paid you to give him swimming lessons, not floating on a ring, he can't take that into the bathtub, okay, listen, my plan is to flip the boat, so No.

He has no choice but to get into the water. No, he's going to be scared. Well, no, sometimes you just have to rip the band-aid off. You know it will be okay. Why can't you just teach me how to swim like an old man? um, sorry, who's the swim teacher here? Okay, you see this, that's what sml means swimming master lessons because that's what I teach. I teach people to become master swimmers. Okay, just trust me. Okay, Jeffy, stay here. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm not going to get into your container. Not well. You don't have to stay here.

Now I'm going to dive in. Okay, Dad, where did the instructor go? Oh, you see it can be done. He didn't come back to life and tried to drown me. Well, they have nine lives. Yes, I guess that's true. Hey, I want to go home, take me home right now, oh, but we're just trying to teach you how to swim. If that? What you did was after, well, you already felt the water, so you know what it's like to swim. What is it? That's a narwhal. You told me there are no narwhals in the pool. He's not supposed to be a dad.

I want to go home. Take me home right now. Oh come on, okay, we'll go home since you suck as a swimming instructor. Oh well, today was a waste of time. Clearly honey, what happened to you? Someone replaced my suntan lotion with cooking oil. You look like an overcooked chicken. Yes, because Logan clearly. I've never cooked chicken before, so I think he meant lobster, but we'll use overcooked chicken. You look like a lobster. Thank you. How were Jeffy's swimming lessons? If they were bad, they weren't that bad, mom, let me tell you what this bald guy did.

He was sitting there minding my business on my little inflatable float and then he had his friend flip me over in the water and almost make me drown. Marvin, that's so bad. Well, look, at least Jeffy got in the water and swam because he swam back to the inflatable thing so Jeffy knows how to swim a little bit so I think Jeffy you should try taking a bath right now, okay dad, okay, Let's try taking a bath and see if it gets better. Okay, okay, Jeffy, are you ready to take a bath? Yeah, jeffy, you can't use this float every time you take a bath.

Yes, I can because it's the only thing that saved me from drowning in that pool. Jeffy, you can't use this float. Everywhere I guess you just have to shower for the rest of your life. Well, jeffy, look, you have to learn to swim, because what happens if one day you fall off a boat or something? That I took this everywhere? see you can't do that jeffy look at me i'm just taking a shower hey lavelle where did you get that cool talk about the sml tank it'smemories.com hey poobie where did you get that t-shirt so cool, sml?

Lavell, where did you get that cool hat? Oh, he makes that comment. Hey, dummy, where did you get that inflatable pencil you're using to look like your penis? It's underwear, oh my god, and where did the kid from Brooklyn get the exact same tank top as you? You're using it right now, my goodness, and you can buy it for the puppets we sell. Is it a smaller shotgun? And every purchase you make from June 2 to 12 will be entered to win a signed Jeffy puppet.