SML Movie: Jeffy's New Dad!

put your left hand in take your left hand now put your left hand back in and then you take out your right hand you do the Jeffrey Pope can you put your left hand back in? That's why it's low, you put your left hand in then you put your left hand out, you put your left hand back in, then you put your right hand out, you're doing your Jeffrey Pokey and you put the ten back in the next one, come on Chuck, I don't know to Stephanie, it's so annoying that you don't even sing it, you're just doing the left hand over and over again.

You don't know anymore, no more piano, can't we go in your car? Well, we can go to the park, as long as you don't. I won't play with your stupid cat Peter, but just for 30 minutes, okay Danny, I'll show you that in words. Yes, we are about to leave to leave. Well, let me go pee first. There is no game. We have to go right now. I have to go to the bathroom. take your weight, okay pilot, come on, I'll just hit the PB, okay, Jeff, you're in the park for 30 minutes, okay, dad, I'm going to ride the F on this donkey, Chevy, that's a duck , okay, Debbie, well, me.

I really have to go pee, so I'm going to find the bush you're playing with. Okay, 30 minutes, yes, I've been counting. We're leaving right now. I'll buy you Legos. Yeah, how about 4 dollars? Yes, let's go anytime. We were going to show four - okay, come on, come on, oh my God, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, okay, first of all, go, give me my leg, oh, oh, wait, Jeffy, dad , will get your Legos, just let me. first see if I'm in trouble oh it must be the Lego boy bringing me my Legos oh please we'll be police hello we know man that's the window man excuse me sir you're the sausage man , but no, I'm not. sausage man really because this kid says you whipped your pig in a public park oh my god yeah you know your pelvic port pumpkin what not come on man me with hose yoghurt hose yeah you know your doodle Wang dang, you've been a sausage.

What happened? I was at the park with my son and I had to pee, so I peed in a bush with the boy in it. Well, I didn't know there was a boy. Well, I thought I could pee and ran through the bush. park, yeah, well then I'm supposed to pee, I don't know, in the bathroom like a normal person, well animals pee in the bushes, yeah, and that's what you are in an animal and you should be locked up like an animal, oh come on I just peed in a Bush, I should be in trouble for that, well that's illegal and now you have to register because there's nothing.

Oh, come on, man, you know, I can't say that, oh, I don't like the record. I didn't do anything wrong, look. I'm sorry I didn't see the kid when he was, you know, doing my thing in the bush, yeah, well that's a shame because it's illegal and now you have to be under arrest. Yeah, yeah, so turn around, oh, look. works merge why are you trying to piss on me now? That could work. What? What? It's coming, breaking news. Okay, Mario, the face of Nintendo, has been caught with his pants down whizzing around in a bush that had a boy named Patrick in it.

Nintendo hasn't responded yet, but Mario now has to register as a laughing idiot. What has this world come to? You're out on bail, but you can't come within a hundred feet of a park or a Chucky Cheese. This is ridiculous. I want to know what's ridiculous. I haven't received my Legos yet. You're right, Jeffy, I'm sorry. Hello officer, can I take my son Jeff to the toy store so I can buy him some Legos? You don't know what they have. in a toy store what kids and you know what you like to do when you're around kids what to pee I don't like that pee when I'm around look up and look at the letter Park, wait oh Yeah, what happens when you can't hold it in your hand? toy store?

You're going to start peeing on toys. No, it's called Tickle Me Elmo, don't tickle me Elmo. I know you look here, take my credit card and just buy Jeffy Legos, heh heh. He wants four full boxes, boxes per day, what did he do to get full boxes? I want to do it, all I had to do is come home. Wow, do you know what I get about coming home? Sorry, yes, I'll come back with your Legos too. Alright. I have all four LEGO sets. Jeffy, there are your Legos. Well, actually I have five because I wanted one for myself.

It's a big space station. One of the bricks even lights up and everything is great. I didn't say you could get Legos, but he got four. I don't have four, but he earned his. You did earn yours. I'm just doing my job. If it were legal, I'd be peeing. on everything, I pee all over your house, okay, let's take that back, okay, okay, what are we going to do after you go door to door telling everyone you're an odor offender. I have to do that, yes, it is mandatory. By law you have to go door to door telling everyone how weird you are so they don't go trick-or-treating here because you might urinate on them.

I really have to do that, yeah, so let's go. Oh, everything. right, Mario, we're in your first house, so what do I have to do again? You just walk up there, knock on the door and then tell the person that you are a registered brat and I have to do this, yes it is required by law, okay, first you will go up and ring the doorbell and then you will run out laughing like a girl little one, you will be the dingdong ditch house, yes, because it will be fun, okay, oh, are you sure about this?

I know it's very funny, okay, no, you already read that. Well, now you have to go there and tell him that you are registered in love. I still have to do that, yeah, so come on, let's do this. I'm so nervous, okay, yeah, I think. I don't want any of this guy's lemonade go ahead Mario tell me how strange you are good sir my name is Mike my name is Vito my nickname are you going to continue doing that yes my name is Mario and I am obliged by law to tell you that I am registered, I think You know someone, right?

I'm so sorry, sir, but I have to tell you that I peed in a bush in a park, there was a child in the bush, you deserve all that. right next door, right next door, please don't keep making me do this, you have to do it, it's the law, hi, my name is mark, hi, my name is Mario, I'm your neighbor and I'm a registered Smith hmm, oh cool. also, could you pee on what i peed on a school bus? No, you guys should be friends and pee on things together oh no, no, thank you, it was nice meeting you, sir, oh wait, come back, we can cross tensions or fight with swords or something.

Have I ever had to God, how could this day get any worse? Hey, I'm here to brighten your day. Words, listen, good man, what are you doing here? Well, Mario, I came to tell you that your contract with Nintendo has been terminated. What ended? Because? because Nintendo doesn't want their mascot to be associated with peeing on things, I made a bush in a park, what kind of thing, really, what kind of thing, so you couldn't hold it or well, I've been holding it all day to go, well, Mario, I tried. to fight your case I told him that the reason you run so fast through all the levels of your video game is because you were looking for a bathroom but they didn't buy it I can't believe I'm going to lose my job over this, yes, and you'll have to give me your hat, well, it's property of Nintendo, so we'll tip our hat to you.

I'm the new face of Nintendo, now they'll be the super Goodman brothers, so have a good day. I don't believe in my life I really wish I could be someone else I want to be anyone else but me I wish I could get out of your body get a new one I don't want to be me anymore I may have a solution but I have to put on my doctor suit to explain it, wait . Oh, great, now that I put on my doctor suit, I can explain it. That's great, Jeffy, oh yeah, that reminds me that you won't be able to keep Jeffy well.

I'm sticking with Jeffy, why? Well, you can't be around children, so obviously you can't have a child, so he has to go into foster care. You can't do this to me. Well, I could always do plastic surgery on you. Plastic surgery. What would it do well? You could change your face to make yourself look like someone else, no one would know. That would really work, yes, and you would do it for me, sure, if you let me keep this fantastic Lego set, but I want to return it. Well, that's the deal. give you plastic surgery and give you a new face and I can have this Lego set, okay, come on, let's do this, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, lie on your back.

I'm going to start cutting the face, okay, the plastic surgery is done, get up sir. Vader, where is Patman? I'm afraid that in your anger you killed Jeffie. I am your father. Oh, that was fun, let's take off that mask. Mario, let's see how you look without that mask. I look TIFF, yeah, right, yeah, what do I look good? I mean, I wouldn't say that, well, do I look worse than before? Well, no, actually, okay, so better, yeah, sure, I mean, can you tell me oh no no? I mean, you don't look anything alike, oh wait okay, so I can stay nervous, huh, yeah right?

I'll go ahead and lie to myself and say I didn't do plastic surgery on you, so I didn't already register that thing, no, no, okay, not anymore, yeah, okay, no more peanut bushes, so now I can live a normal life and I can go home and play with my giant Lego spaceship with the light up brick, so. I'll see you, okay, okay, Jeffy, how do you think I look? Wait, dad, there are 120 guys who peed in the bushes at surgery D D D Y D a D dy e a D dy and dad was his name, or stop