Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)

My name is Technoblade and I am the fastest Skyblock player in the outside world. I'm a regular Minecraft YouTuber, but I've secretly spent the last year fighting to keep my spot as the number one

potato

farmer on Skyblock, taking on a squid boy. the former number one in rank, a man whose obsession with

potato

es is rivaled only by mine. In my last video I talked about how the newly added rabbit pet could at its highest level increase the amount of potatoes my minions made by 30, but I knew the squids would. Watch my video to find out my tactics, so I left out some of the finer details.

You see, the boost of fast pets is not the same as flytraps or catalysts. You have to be on the island for the boost to take effect once. You disconnect or go somewhere else in Skyblock, that boost disappears until you return, but while experimenting with the rabbit pet I discovered some interesting facts about how boost works, for example, rabbit pets can boost other people's minions if they're visiting their islands as a guest, but the minions can only be powered by one rabbit at a time, so you can't just get 20 beads with pet rabbits to get infinite potatoes, but the third thing I found was the most interesting and this is what Squid Kid I didn't know if there are multiple rabbits on the same island, which one powers up the minions, you would think that would be the strongest, but that's not the case, if there are multiple rabbits, the minions will be powered up by the one it belongs to. to anyone who has been on the island.

The island is the longest, so hypothetically speaking, if someone went to your island with their level 100 rabbit when someone was already there with their level 1 one, they wouldn't get the 30 percent boost to their rabbit, they would get the 0.3 percent increase from level 1. Fun unrelated fact. Did you know that Squid Kids Island is still open to visitors? Yes, that's right, we're doing this again, so I bought a new Minecraft account, gave it a level one legendary rabbit pet, and sent it to the Squid Kids Afk Pool. I knew I had to keep absolute secrecy, I didn't even tell my goons about this because I knew that once the squid got into this, it would be trivially easy for him to avoid it.

I waited until the day I posted the second potato war video to start after that video, tourists. flocked to the squid kids island to see for themselves, everything mixed up every day, my alt would sit there and the squid kids afk pool to keep the rabbits priority, in fact I usually had the pet of the rabbit deactivated during the day, since it is not necessary to take out the pet to maintain priority and since the rabbit was deactivated, if Squid checked his minions during the day, he did not find anything wrong with them, but every night, around 2am, Squid would sign out and go to bed and that's when I.

D overrode his pet rabbit reinforcement for the rest of the night and yes, I memorized the squid's sleep schedule to get us out of here. I mean, at this point, what's that like? Even a question, of course I asked, but unfortunately complications soon arose, squid, and I had both. It's been Russian to get our rabbits to level 100. I had a pretty big lead and I thought it would take Squid several more weeks to get there, but unfortunately an unknown third party got there first and sold his level 100 legendary rabbit directly to Squid. of course, he didn't forget to brag about this victory on the broadcast, oh oh, you know, who doesn't have a level 100 pet, he has a level 99 rabbit pet, he's poor, he's only level 99, I'm screaming, right?

I know that while he was flexing on stream, my alt was there on his island nullifying his level 100 bonus, but my problems didn't end there. You see, Squid got an alternate account to bother his pet rabbit on his island while he did it. other things and since the previous account had no reason to leave their island, it became much more difficult to keep control of pet priority and sometimes when I had priority I would end up kicking everyone off their island because it was too full for your alternate account. joining means I lost priority for the rest of the day.

I was going to counter this by spending thirty bucks to purchase his alt mvp plus plus since that rank can bypass cast limits, but unfortunately on March 20th my alt was booted and Squid Island was closed forever, the roster was over, but at that moment I had already achieved my goal. The two weeks it took him to realize what was happening cost him around two million potatoes. Bit of a tangent, but I'm pretty sure I lost some fans. about the rabbit pet because everyone would be hanging out, they would just be chilling on my island with their level 30 rabbits activated, I would come see that and I don't care if it's intentional or not, they're sabotaging my parents so I'd kick it out my island to get priority back and then they would come back 10 seconds later, like why did you kick out technoblade on me?

I just wanted to meet my favorite YouTuber and I'd be like, well, relax buddy, relax, it's not. big deal, I have a very good reason, I just can't tell you because it's a secret and then you say okay, technoblade, I know the reason is because you specifically hate me, I'm leaving forever now and I'm like wait, come back, no, So the squid closed this island, which meant I couldn't sabotage it anymore, but what if I told you that was part of my master plan too? Have you ever noticed how my island has been open to visitors during the Potato War?

In the last video I explained that I made an afk machine on my island so that the planted potatoes would continue to grow even when I was offline. He was actually using an advanced technique called lion. This clip from the afk group is from November. I did not do it. even build the manual farm until January, you might remember from the first potato war video that the minions behave differently depending on whether there are people on the island or not, because if there is no one on the island, hypixel will not you're going to waste resources keeping that server online so that "They're going to shut down the server and then when they come back, they're going to say, "Oh, well, it's been seven hours." It's going to run a calculation and give you seven hours of stuff, but like we have seen before, that calculation is." It's not perfect, so I ran an experiment and in the experiment I found out that when someone is on my island I get 10 more potatoes and there was only one thing: increase my minions by 10: the farm crystal.

The farm crystal is an external benefit so it is not included in the offline calculation, so if there is at least one person on my island and Squid Island is empty, I would get 10 more potatoes. Now it was easy to make people angry on my island, what was difficult was getting the people off Squid Island, you see. Months after the first Potato War video came out, when the initial enthusiasm was starting to wane a bit, at least one of my own viewers was on Calamares Island every night, you know, jokingly, sometimes he was on Calamares Island in an altar account and I saw someone say in the chat that I'm going to get angry to help Technoblade win the potato war and I was begging them to be like no friend, please, please, fixed that ago months and that doesn't work.

I'd hurt him more and they'd be like he was helping and damn, all night, my own viewers were driving the squid boy and there was nothing he could do to stop them because what was he going to do? I announced that and helped him then. even more people would get angry. I realized that the only way to prevent this from happening would be to have Squid close his own island to visitors without him realizing that's what he wanted all along. It took four long months, but it finally happened, but I backed off anyway. to this tweet then Squid says that he closed his island because someone filled his potion system with rookie axes.

A common trolling method in Skyblock is filling people's inventories with useless items like ships, but the Rookie Ax is even worse for players like Squid Kid who use the Skyblock Addons Mod which has a feature that makes it very difficult to get tools out of your inventory. The goal is to prevent people from accidentally dropping weapons worth millions of gold, but it also applies to the rookie law that sells in stores for 12 coins. Basically, having someone dump a ton of rookie axes into your hopper system is the worst thing anyone can do to you in Skyblock.

Now I've always been interested in psychology, in fact I almost specialized in it, so after six months of stock and Squid Kid, I developed. a bit of a psychological profile on this man, I know how he talks, I know how he thinks and when I saw this tweet I instantly knew this man was lying, don't get me wrong, I fully believe someone threw rookie axes at him. hopper system because it was me, but that's not the real reason he closed his island after all. He'd been throwing rookie axes into his hoppers for weeks, but he sent that tweet eight minutes after kicking my alt, so I got to thinking why the squid would do it.

I lie about it and I realize that Squid knows that I follow his tweets, but what he doesn't know is that that was the only thing he could tell from his perspective, which could have been some random guy with a rabbit and, if that was the case, there would be I have no idea rabbits can be used that way, so him lying in that tweet can only mean one thing: he's about to sabotage me, so I kept a watch on my island and guess what I found A few hours later a new Skyblock account came in with a level one legendary rabbit, honestly I could have stopped the squid before I even joined my island but I wanted to catch it in the act because I always get comments saying "God "My, technoblade, why are you showing the squids?

They don't understand this." It's war, there's no brakes, I know it and Squid knows the only difference is that I'm 20 steps ahead. He's playing Skyblock while I'm playing Death Note. He thinks he can outwit me with my own strategies because he hasn't realized it yet. that he is nothing more than a puppet and I, the puppeteer, danced the daddy boy dance, so anyway I logged into my alternate secret account and then I sent his old secret account a party invitation and then I sent him a text message on Discord, dude, accept my invitation, well this is It's awkward, he actually accepted my invitation.

We had a lovely conversation and then I banned him from my island. Get out of here. You tried again with another account a few days later. I don't have any proof that this account is him, but look at that. username stinky bozo that's a pretty unusual word in fact I've only heard one person say it bozo you're a bozo nice bozo bozo you're a fucking bozo bozo yeah that's right get out of here I finally closed my island but not before to make sure I don't lose potatoes, after that I moved on to the next phase of my master plan, if I wanted to grow more potatoes, I would have to start growing pumpkins, but wait a minute, technoblade, that's the wrong vegetable, wait, what you do? you mean it's a fruit, whatever it is, at this point we pretty much maxed out the production of our minions, the only thing left to work on was the speed at which we could grow potatoes by hand, the farm and skill give more crops to as you level up, so I decided to grind it to the highest level.

I did the math and discovered that growing potatoes is so incredibly inefficient for leveling up farming that it was actually more worth it to build a full pumpkin farm. I started construction on a pumpkin farm big enough that by the time I was completely done growing it, the pumpkins would have grown back at first. I don't even want to tell you how long it took to build this so I started farming day after day, sometimes I had farmed for so long without a break that people would look and think I was a connoisseur of my pumpkin farm and soon it came to Squid, who started growing pumpkins himself, but only saw the surface level of what he was doing.

You see, not only was I leveling up my farming skill, I was also leveling up. With several legendary rabbits, there's a reason he wanted to stop people from afk and on Squids Island even after he started afk and himself, and it's because it's almost impossible for a man to afk every hour of the day. because the servers restart the game and can refresh your internet. You can leave and if you're asleep or doing something else, you'll miss out on those bonuses until you return. Even the most dedicated person might only have an average of 20 hours of AFK coverage per day and those four hours only without the pet rabbit. and the farm and the crystal cost you a hundred thousand potatoes and over time that adds up to solve this defect.

I obtained several level 100 rabbits, some I leveled up and some I bought for tens of millions of coins and then distributed them to thugs in various time zones that I set up. my island so that only guild members could visit it and I had my discord botcoded as a main thug who would automatically ping them within five seconds of the quick count leaving my island, at which point one of them could log into the island themselves and buff my minions until I returned. After a few weeks, we both reached the farm at level 50. On May 4th there was a pet update that added, among other things, the elephant pet, which at its highest level could increase crop yield by 25 Normally, an improvement in manual farming would be bad for me. as it allows the squid to reach much faster, but I had a plan, the reason why growing potatoes by hand is so inefficient is because when you break them, they don't grow back, so it takes two thirds of the time you spend To cultivate by replanting the potatoes he just harvested, Squid Boy and his viewers spent many hours trying to find a solution to this, even building an elaborate red stone machine in an attempt to automate the replanting a little, but in the end they couldn't. find a better method and continued farming normally.

I should be able to plant five at the same time. Why is it so slow that it takes forever? What if I told you I found a way? You see in January. I have A IDEA. What if I had the minions planted for me at that moment? It was impractical for two reasons: one, I didn't have enough farming bonuses to make it worth sacrificing normal minion production, but this was resolved when I reached the farm at level 50. Second, potato minions were simply too slow, but since then they've improved the flytraps, added the rabbit pet, and added disgusting meat, a new fuel source that improves minion speed by 90 percent, even then potato minions weren't fast enough to keep up, but I thought to myself if they were just going to go. to plant they don't need to waste an upgrade slot on a super compactor, so I spent another 250 million coins to get 48 flytrap squids in total and both of them started growing potatoes, but their method could get at most 200,000 potatoes per hour, while my double fly trapping method, even after subtracting the amount the minions would have made themselves, could get four hundred and ten thousand potatoes per hour for the next three weeks, the squid farmed for hours every day, but I was farming at the same time. time, what are the chances that he is farming?

Right now five bits, I bet techno is doing the same thing that says 130 faster ways to do it. You are probably wrong. At this point I expanded my lead by another 5 million potatoes, but at this point Squid and I had been growing potatoes for almost a year and we were still farming hours every day with no end in sight, neither of us wanted to. This continued, so we reached an agreement: whoever reached 500 million potatoes first would win the potato war. Hypixel even contributed by saying that he would throw a surprise for the winner, now he only had 300 million potatoes right now but I thought he had this in the bag, I mean I've been tracking Squid's potato count.

I considered afk's coverage of him having the Discord bot track raid account logins. and she knew how much he was growing by hand because he was monitoring his farming experience with a head start of 45 million potatoes and a growing method twice as fast as his own. What could go wrong? On June 6 things went very wrong. It was just a small update. With some quality of life changes you know, like an enchantment that replants crops after growing them and an item that automatically compacts items in your inventory so you don't have to waste time on it, you know two minor changes that happen Improve method of squid farming from 200,000 potatoes to 1.2 million and my farming method becomes worthless, suddenly my lead of 45 million potatoes goes from insurmountable to yes.

I would confirm that in a couple of days the squids start putting in crazy hours if I do 12 hours a day, can you? Keep it up, absolutely not, people say the technical sword never dies, but I'm going to put it in the grave meanwhile I'm sitting here in ruins, I was out here in my lab coat doing science, coming up with new potato growing techniques never seen before and this man, just go, administrators, please, replanting is too difficult and they improved their cultivation method six times. It was because eight months they had plotted on Schemin only to fail in the final stretch.

No, I couldn't accept that I was going to win this war no matter what. The cost immediately drank three months of mystic mushroom soup and got to work expanding my old potato farm, a project that would take 25 hours over the next two days. I knew I was playing as intended when I realized that the only reason I ever put on one of the strongest armor sets in the game was to use its three percent speed bonus to optimize plowing and dirt during the next two weeks. I did nothing but eat, sleep and grow potatoes. There were only three interruptions, each of which cost me millions of dollars the first was a dentist appointment and the second was when I had to play in minecraft championships that I send you, was it worth losing mcc? it took me two hours to lose mcc but it will take you nine months to lose papa or kay relax relax hi besides that there was just another time i had to go to the store the other day i had to stop my potato growing because my dad told me hey, can you go to the store and pick up my medicine? and I was Can I really tell you that I'm not getting your medicine because I need to grow potatoes?

I really sound like I'm an atheist but when God sends me to hell I want him to doubt? Okay, I want you to hesitate for a few moments. seconds, but the squid also farmed several hours a day and had even found a way to maximize its afk coverage. He started sleeping with headphones on and his bullies woke him up with a discord call every time his alt left his island as someone with discord. bot track his online activity. I can tell you right now that this man is telling the truth. He woke up several times a night.

I don't know why he didn't use backups like I did. In fact, he revealed it to me later. One of my original bullies betrayed me and gave him one of our internal documents and the list of backup pet users is literally there at the top of the first page. I have no idea how he missed it, but Squid logged out for an hour and an hour anyway. Half ago I should be entering rem sleep right now. It would be a real shame if someone woke him up. I didn't actually wake him up because I wasn't sure if intentional sleep deprivation was legally considered torture or not, so I decided to leave it out. that strategy for the moment and after the sacrifice in two weeks of my life I finally reached 500 million potatoes we won these squids I was surprised he is not 4.99 no, he is not friend that is actually as if it were not possible no, it is not this It can't be a real squid I was sure it was right behind me I don't know how far behind I am 100 less than 30 million and yet when I won the war I had a lead of over 88 million potatoes, how did I do it?

It is as beautiful as the sun. tzu says every war is a hoax, you see, I knew after the second potato war video that things were going to get harder from now on because at this point Squid had a whole organization backing him up, he had thugs , a cabal of billionaire funds in each of their moved hundreds of viewers of the broadcast by making constant suggestions on how to grow potatoes faster and reporting on my every move, so in that video I prepared my final trick, I hid my true potato count, the number shown in my video was not edited, but yes.

I do not include the millions of potatoes that my henchmen left unharvested. I also say that my minions now produce 1.58 million potatoes, but they are actually producing 1.75 million because the rabbit pet doesn't actually boost your minions by 30 percent, it boosts them by 43 why. I don't know, it's probably buggy and Squid couldn't figure out the real number when he got his own level 100 rabbit because he was being sabotaged, but the main reason my lead expanded so much was because during those two weeks while Squid averaged eight hours of growing per day, I averaged 11. I just can't believe how much you are growing.

The managers say the techno is so concentrated that it baffled them because of how crazy it was, it had no breaks, I swear to God. The Technoblade type is concentrated on another level towards the end. Squid had one of his goons write a program to record how much I was farming per track and how much experience my pet elephant had, but by then it was too late once I won the war. There was nothing left to do except celebrate my victory with grace and humility oh my God, he's making a small gesture at me oh my it's not like that, come on, it was necessary watch me dance squid boy, you lose, you lose the war after the war the administrators they added a temporary npc to the sky lock center, the potato king gave a new talisman that increased potato minions by 5, a basket for the top 1000 potato farmers, and for me, the potato crown engraved upon it the words that all men can see the tactics by which I conquer, but what no one can see is the strategy from which victory has evolved.

Sun Tzu. The Art of War. That NPC no longer exists. It took me a long time to edit this video. I gained a lot from the potato war. Patience. The discipline. The carpal tunnel. I guess my biggest regret is that I bribed Squid's Discord admin to give me permission to view his secret text channels and then he never used them all year long with the war over Squid, he took down his daddy minions and My fields were left uncultivated while we were enemies. I still respect Squid Kid, now I understand that only with a worthy rival can one reach his full potential, even if he lost the war.

It has gone from 70 subscribers to heaven, tens of thousands of fans, so it cannot be said that it is completely lost on my part, now I have realized that the number one rank is not an achievement, it is a prison that forces you to dedicate your life to defending a temporary title, but now that the war is finally over, I am free.